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BaldieJr
02-28-2005, 12:48 PM
Cloud Crabs!

They sit on top of clouds and wait for you to fly near. Once you are close enough, they jump onto your canopy, smash it, and suck your pilots brains out through the top of your skull.

To combat these nasties, we should also have wing-mounted plasma cannons.

Oh, and if you get your brains sucked out, you turn into a zombie and automaticly fly a Ki for blue.

BaldieJr
02-28-2005, 12:48 PM
Cloud Crabs!

They sit on top of clouds and wait for you to fly near. Once you are close enough, they jump onto your canopy, smash it, and suck your pilots brains out through the top of your skull.

To combat these nasties, we should also have wing-mounted plasma cannons.

Oh, and if you get your brains sucked out, you turn into a zombie and automaticly fly a Ki for blue.

RedNeckerson
02-28-2005, 12:57 PM
Plasma cannon WTF?

A crowbar and a gravity gun would be my choice.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Friendly_flyer
02-28-2005, 01:20 PM
Nicotine craving getting to you, Baldie?

GT182
02-28-2005, 01:23 PM
Why not a spray can of "Cloud Crabs" killer. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Once applied, problem solved. Unless they be the venerable crotch crickets in disguise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Monson74
02-28-2005, 01:26 PM
I've just spoken on the phone with Oleg & he said that once I mail the documentation & a 3D model he'll give it a go. Could you please look up the ROF for the plasma-thingy in your copy of "Anti-Matter - What's the Matter?" by Klapop Kapowskinotdediet? - I seem to have displaced mine.

Akronnick
02-28-2005, 03:28 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif Oh good God

Platypus_1.JaVA
02-28-2005, 03:40 PM
The funny part is, I just tried HL2 deathmatch this morning for the first time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

LEXX_Luthor
02-28-2005, 05:22 PM
Oleg's New Overcast clouds would be good opportunity to include the Cloud Shark. The trick is spotting the Shark's fin poking through the overcast.

BaldieJr
02-28-2005, 08:47 PM
I'd like giant saw-blades on my wingtips for those no-ammo momments.

Howie A
02-28-2005, 09:01 PM
This one could get real ugly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

TheGozr
02-28-2005, 11:10 PM
I'm telling you he is going for a post count contest i say way to go baldie, we need more like this one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Amon26
02-28-2005, 11:36 PM
*buys baldie a pack of smokes*