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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 05:28 PM
Hi guys!...here I am again to tell you a couple of secrets I have learned while shooting down millions of times the so called ace:

How to counteract the silly "ray ban yogurt shift"
when the goofball is trying to bat turn with trim (very silly of him not to know how to fight) just extend a little and let him black out, once he is doing weird stuff while trying to see from outside view ( he is harmless then because he can not aim like that) get him from above ( with altitude you have gained while extending..and he has lost while doing his girly thing) just a couple of seconds of machine guns and he is toast http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif as usual...he will moan and fuss like a schoolgirl and will leave the server, dont be sorry to make him cry, he will be back with another name in your team color and will attempt to team kill you...in that situation just change sides and shoot him down again....woohoo...hahahaaaaa...he is so silly I know all his secret names!

dont let him tell all that aceness stories...if he knew how to fly he wouldnt be in this forum playing "tought guy"....and all that nursery rhymes of flying the 109...he does not know how to handle even his own tricycle! ...weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

energy management is not a big issue when dealing with the "yogurt shifters"...just let them waste all of theirs while doing little loops and hard turns.....they are minced meat ready for the sausage! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ye man...Im from the beautiful Brooklin, home of the smog and the family.

You hit me...we hit you.

XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 05:28 PM
Hi guys!...here I am again to tell you a couple of secrets I have learned while shooting down millions of times the so called ace:

How to counteract the silly "ray ban yogurt shift"
when the goofball is trying to bat turn with trim (very silly of him not to know how to fight) just extend a little and let him black out, once he is doing weird stuff while trying to see from outside view ( he is harmless then because he can not aim like that) get him from above ( with altitude you have gained while extending..and he has lost while doing his girly thing) just a couple of seconds of machine guns and he is toast http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif as usual...he will moan and fuss like a schoolgirl and will leave the server, dont be sorry to make him cry, he will be back with another name in your team color and will attempt to team kill you...in that situation just change sides and shoot him down again....woohoo...hahahaaaaa...he is so silly I know all his secret names!

dont let him tell all that aceness stories...if he knew how to fly he wouldnt be in this forum playing "tought guy"....and all that nursery rhymes of flying the 109...he does not know how to handle even his own tricycle! ...weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

energy management is not a big issue when dealing with the "yogurt shifters"...just let them waste all of theirs while doing little loops and hard turns.....they are minced meat ready for the sausage! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ye man...Im from the beautiful Brooklin, home of the smog and the family.

You hit me...we hit you.

XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 05:47 PM
LOL monkey, joo make me laugh/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 09:04 PM
As an all around ace, I am well practiced in the art of extending too. You see, I am the complete package. My bird of choice is the 109K4, and I constantly shoot down planes that can turn better than me (ex Yak-3's, La7,s etc). My use of extensions is one of the key components in my personal success, so to say that you would beat me "just because you extend" is rather short sighted and innaccurate. Not only can I turn like a bat, I can extend like a condor.

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 09:27 PM
Hey RayBanJockey,

if you think you are so good why don't you prove it? You always claim you are the ace of aces. One time I saw you in MOH's dogfight server and you were shot down various times before being kicked off the server. Whats up with that?



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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 09:35 PM
My name is the most copied name in the whole IL2/FB online scene. Many pilots, who dream of being Da #1, sometimes go on escapades under my identity.

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"The Force is strong with this one." -What an ace said of RayBanJockey during a fight when he was still a newbie.
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 09:45 PM
Good cover Ray. Don't use your name, but if someone does figure out it's you. Just say it was someone else. Can't get in much trouble there..

btw When are you going to take a plane that isn't uber?

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 09:50 PM
RayBanJockey wrote:
- My name is the most copied name in the whole IL2/FB
- online scene. Many pilots, who dream of being Da
- #1, sometimes go on escapades under my identity.
-
- <img
- src=http://lafayettefederation.com/screenshots/rep
- ository/turo/tn-Numbaone.jpg>
- "The Force is strong with this one." -What an ace
- said of RayBanJockey during a fight when he was
- still a newbie.
- news update (http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.p
-)

WoW! I'm impressed..lol If you only knew how ******ed you sound. But I won't flame the mentally challenged..thats just not right. I S~ all windowlickers like yourself.


BTW is your plane short and yellow?

XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 09:55 PM
BuzzU wrote:
- When are you going to take a plane that isn't
- uber?


About a month after the patch. True aces can fly all the planes, which I did in IL2. In FB, I only concentrated on the best prop plane and was going to expand after the patch. Well, I'm (we are) still waiting. The more refined the game becomes, the more I am willing to study it. Sure I can go take a out a lesser plane like a Yak3 just for kicks if I want, except the thing is I don't even want to play this GAME currently (waiting for the patch while playing Star Wars Galaxies)

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"The Force is strong with this one." -What an ace said of RayBanJockey during a fight when he was still a newbie.
<a href=http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612109283>news update</a>