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Pig_Mac
07-29-2005, 05:02 AM
i found some really fun reviews of PF. the stupidest part i ever seen was:

While many of the dynamic campaign missions we've flown were action-packed, several resulted in no contact with the enemy whatsoever. Even on missions filled with enemies, getting to the fight can take several minutes whether time compression is used or not. This may be realistic, but it makes for boring gameplay and removes much of the value from the dynamic campaigns.

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/sim/pacificfighters/review-2.html

^home of the hardcore flightsimmers? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

i really feel sorry for the real WWII pilots that had to waste several minutes getting to the enemy =P

kalaluth
07-29-2005, 08:27 AM
This reviewer probably got a Saturday Night Fever (an older variant of the Chicken Fever).
I have the right remedy for that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif It was whispered me by the favorit (and last) goose of my grand mother. It's simple, you make a mixture of ground nutmeg (female type if possible), pure malt whiskey and pastis in equal quantities, just add a yolk (even from a pigeon egg shall be enough) and shake it for seven minutes (important, not more!). swallow it in less than 8 seconds for a full effect and write the review just after. Your feeling of the soft shall be more enthousiatic! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Pig_Mac
07-29-2005, 01:15 PM
It was whispered me by the favorit (and last) goose of my grand mother. It's simple, you make a mixture of ground nutmeg (female type if possible), pure malt whiskey and pastis in equal quantities,



brrr. i hope she wasn't babysitting too often? =)