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magesupermaster
11-29-2010, 02:04 PM
Like the the title says, what is/are your favorite AC: Brotherhood quotation/s
Mine is:
[SPOILERS?]
Machiavelli: What are you going to do?
Ezio: Make some friends. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
[SPOILERS?]

Rakudaton
11-29-2010, 02:10 PM
The noun is "quotations", but hey.

FUNNIEST QUOTATION

Bartolomeo's Cousin: "Cesare Borgia! You are hereby under arrest for conspiracy, corruption and incest!"

MOST MOVING QUOTATION (MAJOR CRISTINA SPOILERS!!)

Ezio: No! Cristina... don't go!
Cristina: Ezio... don't you know? I've always... been with you...
Cristina: *dies*
Ezio: Requiescat in pace... my love.


So sad...

DarthEzio55
11-29-2010, 02:11 PM
Mine is when you save that guy from the coliseum
Spoilers:

Guy looking like jesus:Who are you?

Ezio:You're savior

notafanboy
11-29-2010, 02:15 PM
"dont listen to her you might turn this room into an alien spaceship and fly away !"

The-Shadow-One
11-29-2010, 02:19 PM
Caterina:"no one kneels as low as luceria(wrong spelling i know but eh) borgia who persauded you to do this? your father or your brother? perhaps a bit of both? perhaps at the same time?" -luceria slaps caterina-

XJoker3697D
11-29-2010, 02:21 PM
"Uggh... I keep seeing visions... how long will it be until I start writing Blood on the walls?"
-Desmond to Lucy, in the Auditore Tomb.

Pattington_Bear
11-29-2010, 02:21 PM
Major ending spoilers!!! DO NOT READ.

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">"No, I cannot be killed by the Hands of man"- Cesare
"Then i'll leave you to fate" -Ezio

Ezio then throws Cesare from the building lol</span>

salted onions
11-29-2010, 02:35 PM
Bartolomeo: It's only a matter of time before I have Valois by the throat. We have them in retreat.
*gunshot zooms into the wall behind them.
Ezio: They seem to be getting closer..
Bartolomeo: The situation is under control--
Mercenary: CLOSE THE GATES!
Bartolomeo: Bene. (Good)So maybe I could use a little help.

and

Bartolomeo: WHO GOES THERE?
*draws sword*
Ezio: Salve (Hello) to you to.
Bartolomeo: Ezio! I was expecting my wife.

Assassin8me
11-29-2010, 02:44 PM
Possible spoilers

"whatsa da mata, altair?" (Desmond in an italian mock accent
"That's racist" rebecca
"YOUR RACIST" desmod

xangie1
11-29-2010, 02:45 PM
One of the guys Ezio saves in the Tank mission, after opening the first gate:
"It was about time!"
Ezio: "Don't test me"

magesupermaster
11-29-2010, 02:46 PM
I have another one!

Guard form sequence 5: I hope they let us go inside.

It cracks me up everytime I hear it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Assassin8me
11-29-2010, 02:47 PM
Magemaster, ????? ?????? ????

k0br4
11-29-2010, 03:10 PM
This one is brilliant..

Machavelli: Perhaps now that you are in my debt, you will listen to reason.

Ezio: When I hear some, I will let you know.

Devil-Trojan001
11-29-2010, 03:52 PM
Bartholomeo D'Alviano: Ezio Auditore come in come in, I'll kill you if you don't

BK-110
11-29-2010, 05:04 PM
Desmond: "About that dead end..."
Shaun: "That never happened, I was misquoted."

and

"That's life... Well, that's death, technically, but you take my point." - Shaun

sFX_usa
11-29-2010, 05:18 PM
can't remember the exact quote but
Ezio: "someone my age? imbecile...ugh... my back"
?? ?? ???????? ?????

Desm0ndmiles
11-29-2010, 06:55 PM
SPOILERS MAYBE
SPOILERS MAYBE
"Wait I wasn't ready.I was planning on being really charming.And funny! Can I just have a second chance?
Ezio to cristina.
SPOILERS MAYBE
SPOILERS MAYBE

nscm
11-29-2010, 07:03 PM
*Possible Spoilers for the flying machine mission*


Guard: The first designs were defective. Everyone who piloted one died, several even exploded. But we know this one works.

Ezio: *Kicks the lever causing the guards to fall through the trap door*

Me: Wait! What did they say about something Exploding!? o_O

RipYourSpineOut
11-29-2010, 07:10 PM
Oh dear God, this. A thousand times, this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvkgBNLBETg) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

tyrce111
11-30-2010, 02:36 AM
Spoilers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuI8DdJgYLY

Lucrezia: I just want to sew her mouth closed!
Cesare: I perfer it open.
Lucrezia: Indeed...

AC2:
Ezio: I'll only take a minute!
Cristina: Indeed...
Ezio: Wait, That came out wrong...

Squiddish
11-30-2010, 02:39 AM
Bartolomeo:You speak French?

Ezio:There were a few French girls in Firenze.

Sparty2020
11-30-2010, 02:59 AM
Not really a quote but a scene. When you are saving the actor:
Ezio: "Cut him down!"
Assassins: *throws daggers without looking*
Everytime I watch that scene I can't help but imagine how close those daggers were to slitting his wrists...

Also:
Bartolomeo: Pantasilea! Don't ever leave me again, I was lost without you.
Pantasilea: But you rescued me...
Bartolomeo: It was all Ezio's idea.
Ezio: No, *looks at Pantasilea* it was your husband's doing
Bartolomeo: It was?

I dunno why, but after watching that scene I was nodding my head in approval of Ezio. Serious cool points right there.

tyrce111
11-30-2010, 07:40 AM
Canon expert: What did you do to it?!?!?!
Mercenary: We fired it...

Blackglasswar
11-30-2010, 07:43 AM
can't reemmber exactly which is my fav but I like some of Rebecca and Shauns banter and chat between animus sessions.

Bluefoodog
11-30-2010, 09:12 AM
Trouble in the brothel. Ezio rushes in and Claudia is standing there with a knife in her hand and a few dead guys strewn about. Ezio looks at her and she says "what?".

dchil279
11-30-2010, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Assassin8me:
Possible spoilers

"whatsa da mata, altair?" (Desmond in an italian mock accent
"That's racist" rebecca
"YOUR RACIST" desmod

When does this happen?

Grandmaster_Z
11-30-2010, 02:33 PM
MOST MOVING QUOTATION (MAJOR CRISTINA SPOILERS!!)

Ezio: No! Cristina... don't go!
Cristina: Ezio... don't you know? I've always... been with you...
Cristina: *dies*
Ezio: Requiescat in pace... my love.


So sad...

totally

Grandmaster_Z
11-30-2010, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by DarthEzio55:
Mine is when you save that guy from the coliseum
Spoilers:

Guy looking like jesus:Who are you?

Ezio:You're savior

tru!!

SlimeDynamiteD
11-30-2010, 02:37 PM
I like this one, when you just saved that Jezus in the cosplay:

Machiavelli: It seems that Jezus has resurrected 3 days early...

realgangsta213
11-30-2010, 03:13 PM
I liked the one before that
Jesus:Who are you?
Ezio:I am your saviour

I didn't like the following one but thought it's a nice reference
French Guard:Where are you from?
Ezio:Montreal

For any who don't know montreal is the place where the game was developed.

xerxesofthe
11-30-2010, 07:38 PM
guard: where are you from?
ezio: montreal http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Sturnz0r
11-30-2010, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by xerxesofthe:
guard: where are you from?
ezio: montreal http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

just guessing, but it's probably named after a location in France

breakdown89
11-30-2010, 09:06 PM
Machiavelli: "I intend to write a book about you one day."

Ezio: "If you do, make it short."

ninja_7_7
11-30-2010, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Sturnz0r:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by xerxesofthe:
guard: where are you from?
ezio: montreal http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

just guessing, but it's probably named after a location in France </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
yea sure http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

ExprtAssassin
11-30-2010, 09:20 PM
Shaun says: "England isn't technically in Europe Rebecca. We tolerate Europe you know? Like a person tolerates herpes."

ExprtAssassin
11-30-2010, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Assassin8me:
Possible spoilers

"whatsa da mata, altair?" (Desmond in an italian mock accent
"That's racist" rebecca
"YOUR RACIST" desmod

Double post but its not "whatsa da mata, altair" It is "wassa matta you, Altair?"

evilkitten28
11-30-2010, 10:21 PM
My fave is when Leo tells Ezio he's painting a beautiful woman and Ezio warns him to not let her be a distraction.

(not exact quotes)

Leo's response: "beautiful women are never a distraction" (as he puts his hand on Ezio's back)
Ezio: "I don't get it'(Leo moves his hand quickly and looks a bit embarrassed)


I didn't really LIKE this one but:

Ezio(after grabbing Cristina, putting her against the wall and kissing her): "he'll make a good husband, I made sure of it" ...walks away
Cristina: "WHAT?!"

Caligula__
11-30-2010, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by ExprtAssassin:
Shaun says: "England isn't technically in Europe Rebecca. We tolerate Europe you know? Like a person tolerates herpes."

ROFL! I loved every single Rebecca/Shaun argument

***In the Temple of Juno at end of game***

Rebecca: I like the ceiling
Shaun: Do you? You like the ceiling? Oh, you are a fascinating traveling companion.

That and the quote in my sig are my favourites

assassinato_862
12-01-2010, 12:04 AM
Mine was in the first Cristina Memory:

Vieri(to Cristina): I am tired waiting on you to spread open your legs and welcome me!

Or it was something like that.

Another one this is something I would say. It was when Bartelemeo and Ezio went to the French Fort and he was yelling at them:

Bartelemeo to Valois: I swear, you have nothing in between your legs!!! In fact, there's a hole in there, so deep in reaches in the (in italian but it's-- f*cking underworld!!!!

Okay my last one, it's Valois and his armyyelling at Bartelemeo after kidnapping his wife and showing here:

Valois(in a thick french accent so so this out loud so it makes sense): Layern some Frawnch! It will mask your barbaric obscenties.