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crazyivan1970
06-01-2007, 02:45 PM
Lately I am under impression that some community members are deliberately asking for a ban. I am not sure, is that something masochistic or part of being cool. On this bright note I am offering you incredible opportunity:

State your name below and desired length of suspension and I will gladly put you out of your misery. Any takers?

LStarosta
06-01-2007, 02:48 PM
Megile called and said he wanted 2 days.

faustnik
06-01-2007, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
Megile called and said he wanted 2 days.

I'm tired of Megile always getting his way. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif It's not fair!

Don't give him his ban.

LStarosta
06-01-2007, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by faustnik:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:
Megile called and said he wanted 2 days.

I'm tired of Megile always getting his way. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif It's not fair!

Don't give him his ban. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lighten up Francis!

DKoor
06-01-2007, 02:52 PM
I've been away for two-three days..... so it's not me.

I'm just watching England Vs Brasil game.... and Brasil just scored a late equalizer. Diego puts it away.

slipBall
06-01-2007, 02:59 PM
Megile just called again...he want's (2) years, instead of the 2 day...he did say please and thankyou to you

msalama
06-01-2007, 03:03 PM
Cannot be me. Have actually made some sense lately instead of the usual garbage I pollute these boards with.

K_Freddie
06-01-2007, 03:13 PM
Hhmmm!! who revved your motor... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

It'll be easier if you just name them.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Mysticpuma2003
06-01-2007, 03:14 PM
I heard Oleg got on the wrong side of Ivan....have you wondered why we haven't seen him here for so long?........

crazyivan1970
06-01-2007, 03:15 PM
Mystic, your sig is too big, please adjust http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif 500X150

crazyivan1970
06-01-2007, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by K_Freddie:
Hhmmm!! who revved your motor... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

It'll be easier if you just name them.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Some already here... just waiting for the rest http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

BSS_AIJO
06-01-2007, 03:18 PM
ohhh ohhh

ban me, ban me then I could be cool like Horisto, or Raaid, or umm


wait,

no please dont ban me...

You will know when that time has come because I will not just stick my toe across the line, I will bulldoze across. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


BSS_AIJO, do I even post enough to be missed?

leitmotiv
06-01-2007, 03:19 PM
http://www.bartleby.com/86/5502.gif

MEGILE
06-01-2007, 03:57 PM
Megile

Two weeks

Hit me

MEGILE
06-01-2007, 03:58 PM
Joke.

But I tell you who deserves one...

JG53FrankyBoy... he has been particularly millitant recently.. BF-109 this, flettner tabs that, Spitfre must die, I hate hurricanes

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

MEGILE
06-01-2007, 03:59 PM
joke again. I love the guy. If the guy wasn't so well educated, he wouldn't be able to even spell bias.

But Ivan, kick your feet up, grab a beer, and chill wit the still my friend. ITS FRIDDAY!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

Airmail109
06-01-2007, 04:14 PM
Your a week late Ivan, surely you spotted my thread asking for mass bannage. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Anyhoo, I hope I'm not on the list. However lately I've been posting daft threads so I get the feeling I am.

How come it took me so long to get you to ban me around my exams last year Ivan? Then this is posted, Im incensed. You should sticky this, so we can ask to be banned when ever we want.

LStarosta
06-01-2007, 04:15 PM
I'm safe, that's for sure.

BaldieJr
06-01-2007, 04:25 PM
Hi. My name is CrazyIvan and I would like to be banned for 3 days. Thanks.

Brownba
06-01-2007, 04:34 PM
Who cares?

MEGILE
06-01-2007, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Brownba:
Who cares?

yo d000d like totallly omg

and you are?

Brownba
06-01-2007, 04:39 PM
im your daddy

LStarosta
06-01-2007, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Brownba:
im your daddy

Why haven't you been paying child support, a**hole!??!!

Brownba
06-01-2007, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Brownba:
im your daddy

Why haven't you been paying child support, a**hole!??!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dork!

Cold Meat Platter
06-01-2007, 05:30 PM
this thread is entrapment.
we shall all awake during the night to find masked men shining powerful torches in our eyes.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Korolov1986
06-01-2007, 06:09 PM
http://www.mechmodels.com/fbstuff/crazyivan_ban.jpg

leitmotiv
06-01-2007, 06:42 PM
I warned all of you in the bannage thread CI has a Five Year Plan, did you listen, fools? Now merrily you go to your...

http://www.politicsforum.org/images/junk/nkvd.jpg

Cajun76
06-01-2007, 06:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/Cajun76/B-THEBE_solo.gif

heywooood
06-01-2007, 06:49 PM
Ivan - your gonna need a bigger boat...



btw - where the hell is the last patch?

LEBillfish
06-01-2007, 07:02 PM
Think I'll bow out of this event if you don't mind, <STRIKE>however I'm just curious if any of you have ever read the short sci-fi story "The Marching Morons" by Cyril M. Kornbluth.</STRIKE>

Second thought, strike that....clearly not. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Cajun76
06-01-2007, 07:02 PM
Ivan, I would not state to not be shown as unbannable. Thank you.

Brain32
06-01-2007, 07:02 PM
I'll behave I promise http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif
Will simply avoid talking to "the Wall". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

It's a shame really, I used to be a very nice guy in the past http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

wayno7777
06-01-2007, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Think I'll bow out of this event if you don't mind, <STRIKE>however I'm just curious if any of you have ever read the short sci-fi story "The Marching Morons" by Cyril M. Kornbluth.</STRIKE>

Second thought, strike that....clearly not. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


Ahhh, yes....

AKA_TAGERT
06-01-2007, 09:13 PM
http://www.northernbrigade.com/files/uploads/395/group-hug.jpg

LStarosta
06-01-2007, 09:20 PM
Wow Tag, that sets a new low for ***ness.

AKA_TAGERT
06-01-2007, 09:22 PM
Don't ask don't tell

M_Gunz
06-01-2007, 09:38 PM
Robocop movie changed "Would you pay a quarter for that?" into a dollar but otherwise IMO a
superb adaptation of the TMM world to set tone and scene very well. They even had IIRC the
car speedometers reading huge numbers.


Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Think I'll bow out of this event if you don't mind, <STRIKE>however I'm just curious if any of you have ever read the short sci-fi story "The Marching Morons" by Cyril M. Kornbluth.</STRIKE>

Second thought, strike that....clearly not. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

It was a loss for sci-fi that he died early. Search the Sky IIRC had a Marching Morons planet
in the novel whereas TMM is a short.
I liked The Space Merchants a lot more, it is almost like Sheckley wrote it. 1948 novel that
reads like from 1968.

Tailbutcher
06-02-2007, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by AKA_TAGERT:
http://www.northernbrigade.com/files/uploads/395/group-hug.jpg

Tagert,
Ha....now we know who helps you on those graphs..... A bunch of large men dipped in honey. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Philipscdrw
06-02-2007, 09:47 AM
Let the period be an 1C/Ubi 'two weeks'?

As the Tagerts of another forum I used to post on once said, "They can't ban us all!". (They were wrong...)

AKA_TAGERT
06-02-2007, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Tailbutcher:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AKA_TAGERT:
http://www.northernbrigade.com/files/uploads/395/group-hug.jpg

Tagert,
Ha....now we know who helps you on those graphs..... A bunch of large men dipped in honey. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That aint honey!

honey

That's man love juice!

huggy87
06-02-2007, 10:02 AM
Tagert,
Are you the short guy in the middle there?

AKA_TAGERT
06-02-2007, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by huggy87:
Tagert,
Are you the short guy in the middle there? You mean the good looking one?

Pirschjaeger
06-02-2007, 11:07 AM
When I read the title of this thread I thought "Oh oh, Ivan's coming out of the closet" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Now I'm thinking "I hope he's got a good sense of humour". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

slipBall
06-02-2007, 11:26 AM
I thought he was going to say that he escaped from the institute....you know, being crazy and all http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gifhe can't ban me...I walk the line

JuHa-
06-02-2007, 11:38 AM
I support Blue - gimme 2.54 weeks. Thanks!

MrMojok
06-02-2007, 11:52 AM
Tagert, I like reading about your testing, etc... but I gotta say, you are one strange, strange dude http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

AKA_TAGERT
06-02-2007, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by MrMojok:
Tagert, I like reading about your testing, etc... but I gotta say, you are one strange, strange dude http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif What can I say..

It's a gift!

Chicks dig me

BrewsterPilot
06-02-2007, 12:44 PM
V!
Regards,

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/band.gif

VFC*Crazyivan aka VFC*HOST

http://i5.tinypic.com/246pdl1.jpg

Kozhedub: In combat potential, the Yak-3, La-7 and La-9 fighters were indisputably superior to the Bf-109s and Fw-190s. But, as they say, no matter how good the violin may be, much depends on the violinist. I always felt respect for an enemy pilot whose plane I failed to down.

Magnum PC (https://magnum-pc.com/Search/External/)




Hello, this is a heads up to all Ubisoft forum users that there will be a set maximum for signatures and avatars across all forums. This is to make sure our members don't have to download huge sig files, or have to scroll past a whole page size sig file just to enjoy our forums. This also means that if you visit different Ubisoft forums, you won't have to keep altering your signature as all forums will have the same sig/avatar limits. To give users time to adapt, these limits will be enforced starting January 23, 2007. Here are all the details:

Avatars
" Avatar should be no bigger than 15kb in file size.
" Avatar should be 64 pixels wide * 64 pixels tall before the forum auto-resize function.

http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/avatar-placeholder.jpg

Signatures
" The total size of graphics in the signature, even if it is made up of several individual graphic files, must not exceed a total of 60kb in file size, and all image files together must fit within a 500 pixels wide x 150 pixels tall box.
" Users may have 4 lines of text (including links), each no more than 80 characters (including spaces) per line. Please note that an empty row with no text is still considered a "line of text".

http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/sig-placeholder.jpg

Finally please remember that all sig/avatar tests should be performed ONLY in the Test Forum.

Examples
------------------------------
1. User has a 500 pixel wide, 150 pixel tall image and four lines of text with no more than 80 characters per line.
Result: ALLOWED. This meets the image restrictions, and the text restrictions.

2. User has a 500 pixel wide, 150 pixel tall image and two additional "sig sticks" each 19 pixels tall.
Result: NOT ALLOWED. All images combined must be within the 500 pixels wide, 150 tall limit.

3. User has a 500 pixel wide, 150 pixel tall image and has the following additional text:
quote:

quote:

I

Love

Ubi

Soft



Result: NOT ALLOWED. The text is using 7 rows (even if there's only text in 4 of them) which is more than the 4 lines of text limit.

4. User has no images in their sig, and only has 5 lines of text.
Result: NOT ALLOWED. Users are only allowed 4 lines of text.


Your sig pic is 27px too tall.

AND, instead of the allowed four lines of text with 80 characters per line, you have 12 lines of text!

Just 'cause you're a mod doesn't mean the rules don't affect you. I say this calls for a ban... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif


-Brewster

DuxCorvan
06-02-2007, 01:21 PM
I propose:

1) CrazyIvan, because he posts sober OT.

2) Oleg, because he uses his account no more.

3) Tagert, because... well, because. Huggin' muscular dudes pic is enough reason for me.

crazyivan1970
06-02-2007, 03:43 PM
I get special treatment Brewster, for dealing with people like you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

leitmotiv
06-02-2007, 03:55 PM
Crazy Ivan for President. If he can manage this, he can manage anything.

steve_v
06-02-2007, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by BrewsterPilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">V!
Regards,

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/band.gif

VFC*Crazyivan aka VFC*HOST

http://i5.tinypic.com/246pdl1.jpg

Kozhedub: In combat potential, the Yak-3, La-7 and La-9 fighters were indisputably superior to the Bf-109s and Fw-190s. But, as they say, no matter how good the violin may be, much depends on the violinist. I always felt respect for an enemy pilot whose plane I failed to down.

Magnum PC (https://magnum-pc.com/Search/External/)




Hello, this is a heads up to all Ubisoft forum users that there will be a set maximum for signatures and avatars across all forums. This is to make sure our members don't have to download huge sig files, or have to scroll past a whole page size sig file just to enjoy our forums. This also means that if you visit different Ubisoft forums, you won't have to keep altering your signature as all forums will have the same sig/avatar limits. To give users time to adapt, these limits will be enforced starting January 23, 2007. Here are all the details:

Avatars
" Avatar should be no bigger than 15kb in file size.
" Avatar should be 64 pixels wide * 64 pixels tall before the forum auto-resize function.

http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/avatar-placeholder.jpg

Signatures
" The total size of graphics in the signature, even if it is made up of several individual graphic files, must not exceed a total of 60kb in file size, and all image files together must fit within a 500 pixels wide x 150 pixels tall box.
" Users may have 4 lines of text (including links), each no more than 80 characters (including spaces) per line. Please note that an empty row with no text is still considered a "line of text".

http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/sig-placeholder.jpg

Finally please remember that all sig/avatar tests should be performed ONLY in the Test Forum.

Examples
------------------------------
1. User has a 500 pixel wide, 150 pixel tall image and four lines of text with no more than 80 characters per line.
Result: ALLOWED. This meets the image restrictions, and the text restrictions.

2. User has a 500 pixel wide, 150 pixel tall image and two additional "sig sticks" each 19 pixels tall.
Result: NOT ALLOWED. All images combined must be within the 500 pixels wide, 150 tall limit.

3. User has a 500 pixel wide, 150 pixel tall image and has the following additional text:
quote:

quote:

I

Love

Ubi

Soft



Result: NOT ALLOWED. The text is using 7 rows (even if there's only text in 4 of them) which is more than the 4 lines of text limit.

4. User has no images in their sig, and only has 5 lines of text.
Result: NOT ALLOWED. Users are only allowed 4 lines of text.


Your sig pic is 27px too tall.

AND, instead of the allowed four lines of text with 80 characters per line, you have 12 lines of text!

Just 'cause you're a mod doesn't mean the rules don't affect you. I say this calls for a ban... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif


-Brewster </div></BLOCKQUOTE>lol busted

and please, no lame excuse

T_O_A_D
06-02-2007, 10:03 PM
Mine is full compliance, So I guess I should get Banned for sure. Nothing worse than a Kiss ASSS

Feathered_IV
06-03-2007, 02:43 AM
Name: Feathered_IV
Length of suspension: 3.6 metres

MEGILE
06-03-2007, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Mine is full compliance, So I guess I should get Banned for sure. Nothing worse than a Kiss ASSS

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif