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hueywolf123
08-09-2006, 09:44 PM
Private sub (http://www.ussubs.com/)
Go here if you have the money and put in your order. Go on, you know you want to......
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

tuddley3
08-09-2006, 09:55 PM
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif


Dont sail to San Fransisco in this beauty , I present to you "The Good Ship Peter Puffer"
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/PinkUboat.jpg

Baldricks_Mate
08-10-2006, 01:37 AM
Dear Santa

I hab bin a berry good bowy awl year and I want a pony and a bike and a...

SUBMASRINE! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Im asking earli cos It must tayke yu a looong time to make it
Luv

Bawldricks_ Maytes Jr

( http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif Santa, it's for the boy....honestly. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif B_M Snr)

Celeon999
08-10-2006, 01:58 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Cool.


Imagine you are a millioneer and pop up in Monaco with your own submarine. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You look over to the the yacht harbour , make http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif and shout "Yachts are sooooo uncool !!!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

All the posers over there will drop their champaign glasses and look like http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Goose_Green
08-10-2006, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by Celeon999:
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Cool.


Imagine you are a millioneer and pop up in Monaco with your own submarine. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You look over to the the yacht harbour , make http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif and shout "Yachts are sooooo uncool !!!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

All the posers over there will drop their champaign glasses and look like http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Especially after you launch a few torpedoes at them http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

FDNYFAN
08-10-2006, 04:11 AM
I like the Luxury sub the Phoenix 1000.
I almost have the $ 78 million ,I need only $ 5. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hueywolf123
08-10-2006, 03:18 PM
Well I choose not to be that wealthy for two reasons,
1 - I can't afford it,
2- All my mates would be borrowing money all the time.
But you could really scare the pants off the yachting fraternity, submerging just within eyesight of a crowded marina

Realjambo
08-10-2006, 03:24 PM
Hueywolf, I see where your coming from my friend!

Quote from their site:
"You can earn $50,000 or more by referring us to a an individual or company that purchases one of our personal diesel electric luxury submarines. See the link below for details

You Can Earn $50,000

Refer us to a financially qualified individual or company that purchases one of our submarines, and we'll "show you the money".

Gah, can't help you there on my own. Let's do a deal, we'll ALL chip in -like a timeshare sub, then Hueywolf can split the $50k with us yes? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hueywolf123
08-10-2006, 03:44 PM
If we can sell 100 or so of these for them, the forum can purchase it's own. Of course we'll have to customise it, with a couple of deck guns, some AA and six torpedo tubes. I'm sure there are some organisations who will happily supply us with ammo, then we'll cruise around the world taking out tonnage just for the fun of it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif


Ooops, my mistake, make that 500 of them

Realjambo
08-10-2006, 04:12 PM
Kaleuns for hire! Like it. Best start in the Caribbean - full of pirates I understand, from a Navy friend of mine who has done anti piracy patrols there recently.

hueywolf123
08-10-2006, 04:16 PM
More pirates? cool, I wonder if they're hiring

Realjambo
08-10-2006, 04:31 PM
Hueywolf, don't force a stand off betwixt me and you! imagine me on the sample sub I've persuaded them to lend me, and you on the bow of some steamer that you're pillaging!

I'll fire my deck gun at you (but aim just over your shoulder) you high dive spectacularly into the water, avoiding the huge hollywood explosion behind you. I can't believe you'd be tempted to cross to the other side and play Pirate! you turncoat you!

But I couldn't kill you, what with being a forum member and all that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hueywolf123
08-10-2006, 05:22 PM
Please don't damage the plumage in my hat, I'd hate that to happen.
Once taken prisoner aboard the privateer u-boat, hueywolf slotted right in.........