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Stafroty
01-23-2006, 08:27 AM
gotta say, i made last night many many monkeys angry in hyperlobby. they told me things how they see me being able to themselfs recognice that they really are monkeys http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif i listened and laughed as they did their angry nag which sounded like womans talking, had lots of Fun from with those little monkeys, oh boy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif hehe one happy nite again in Hyperlobby.

Stafroty
01-23-2006, 08:27 AM
gotta say, i made last night many many monkeys angry in hyperlobby. they told me things how they see me being able to themselfs recognice that they really are monkeys http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif i listened and laughed as they did their angry nag which sounded like womans talking, had lots of Fun from with those little monkeys, oh boy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif hehe one happy nite again in Hyperlobby.

major_setback
01-23-2006, 08:29 AM
Monkey interest:
http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/ (http://user.tninet.se/%7Eecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/)

georgeo76
01-23-2006, 08:59 AM
I LIKE MONKEYS
I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was ******ed. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. ****
cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.

I like monkeys

major_setback
01-23-2006, 11:13 AM
<span class="ev_code_GREY">.</span>!
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<span class="ev_code_GREY">.</span>!
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BSS_Goat
01-23-2006, 11:14 AM
I LIKE georgeo76. Did you spank yo monkey?

Call_me_Kanno
01-23-2006, 04:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/Kanno/thumbsupchimp.gif

MLudner
01-23-2006, 05:21 PM
That was funny, Georgeo. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

MLudner
01-23-2006, 05:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Call_me_Kanno:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/Kanno/thumbsupchimp.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's not a monkey: it's a chimpanzee. Chimpanzees are apes. Get a grip, man.

SkyChimp
01-23-2006, 05:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
That's not a monkey: it's a chimpanzee. Chimpanzees are apes. Get a grip, man.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thank you.

Monkeys are much lower life forms. We chimps are much more evolved. Not as evolved as Americans, but more so that the English.

Low_Flyer_MkII
01-23-2006, 05:28 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif And after all I've done to foster Anglo-American relations...

SkyChimp
01-23-2006, 05:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif And after all I've done to foster Anglo-American relations... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't be too hard on yourself. Englishmen are more evolved than monkeys. Does that help?

georgeo76
01-23-2006, 05:43 PM
to be fair, I copied that essay?, poem?, whatever from another site.

reverendkrv1972
01-23-2006, 05:46 PM
cheers skychimp http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

would you like to come over and live with my wife & i?

if you misbehaved,i'm afraid we'd have to sebd you to monkeyworld to meet Charlie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

regards,from an Englishman.

Rev

Low_Flyer_MkII
01-23-2006, 05:52 PM
At least we can console ourselves with the knowledge that we can spell difficult words like aeroplane, Reverend http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

SkyChimp
01-23-2006, 06:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by reverendkrv1972:
cheers skychimp http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

would you like to come over and live with my wife & i?

if you misbehaved,i'm afraid we'd have to sebd you to monkeyworld to meet Charlie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

regards,from an Englishman.

Rev </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Before I answer, can you post a picture of your wife?

BaldieJr
01-23-2006, 06:33 PM
If he can't, I can!

Rimshot!

VPB_Kjetilman
01-23-2006, 06:46 PM
"Monkeys are much lower life forms. We chimps are much more evolved. Not as evolved as Americans, but more so that the English."

And I thought most Americans did not believe in evolution???!:

http://www.idthefuture.com/

Regards,

VPB_Kjetilman

berg417448
01-23-2006, 07:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VPB_Kjetilman:


And I thought most Americans did not believe in evolution???!:

]

Regards,

VPB_Kjetilman </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Never believe the news media!

LEBillfish
01-23-2006, 08:35 PM
lmao........I love threads like this just the boost I needed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

jds1978
01-23-2006, 09:32 PM
"Get your stinking paws off me you d@mn dirty..."

sorry wrong forum

marc_hawkins
01-23-2006, 09:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">And after all I've done to foster Anglo-American relations... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah i knew your overture of peace and friendship would be regarded as weakness, Low Flyer. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

For my birthday i got a reprint of the 'Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain 1942.' I think we may have to give this lot some copies so they learn to respect us properly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
01-24-2006, 07:01 PM
A great read - anyone not familiar with it should hotfoot it down to their local bookshop and order a copy. Burges Meredith (yes, the Penguin from Batman) did a film version - very entertaining.

AFJ_Locust
01-24-2006, 07:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stafroty:
gotta say, i made last night many many monkeys angry in hyperlobby. they told me things how they see me being able to themselfs recognice that they really are monkeys http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif i listened and laughed as they did their angry nag which sounded like womans talking, had lots of Fun from with those little monkeys, oh boy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif hehe one happy nite again in Hyperlobby. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Stafroty did you stop flying to take up typing with the rest of them ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif