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IrishBender
09-20-2007, 08:55 AM
So, we all love GTA and all GTA fans (should) know Jack (******) Thompson.
Savy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_%28attorney%29)
Ok now how he strikes back, with saying that one mission in GTA IV is "dedicated to him". Just read.

I have this morning read with interest an article on page 80 and 81 of the September 2007 issue of Game Informer magazine which was generated when, according to its author, Rockstar Games "stopped by the Game Informer offices for an impromptu hour-long gameplay session with the Xbox 360 version of the game."


The showcasing play of the game to Game Informer revealed that the first killing mission of the "hero" of the game, Niko, is to kill a certain lawyer. When Niko comes into this lawyer's office, having used subterfuge to do so, Niko pulls a gun on the lawyer who says, "that the firm supports the second amendment and that 'Guns don't kill people. Video games do.'"


...The fact that the lawyer, killed on Niko's first mission, would bring up video games, makes it clearly a reference to me... This is not the first time Rockstar Games and Take Two have targeted me in this fashion. Take Two references to me as a bisexual pedophile on its corporate website...

Ok, just in case you wanted to know who ****** lawyer 1 is, of course it is that BEEP that tried to BEEP Michael Jackson.

Now here is why they are ******s, because THEY SUCK AT THEIR JOB!
Now this ain´t about why the ban GTA or Michael Jackson, it is about the fact, that after so many lawsuits and trys, they still didn´t make it.
Even my low life dumb prison brother could do so by suicide bombing Rockstar.
I could make Rap music illegal (yes he tried (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_%28attorney%29#Rap_music) )
and I am not even old enough to study Jura.
Ok some lawyers may be corrupt or idealistic but at least they do not SUCK THIS MUCH.

So feel free to make fun about them or even submit your OWN personal ****** like those 2 BEEPs.

BTOG46
09-20-2007, 09:03 AM
Other forums seem to have noticed him too.....
Splinter Cell Off Topic thread (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/393107431/m/1801001195)

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IrishBender
09-20-2007, 09:27 AM
You just reminded me that conviction won´t be on ps3....well I´d be pretty pissed now if I started to play Splinter Cell...phew.
Wow, I expected some people to know him but it seems like EVERYBODY hates him.
edit afterwords:
listen to minute 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey--3YV6FCw)
HE NEVER WON A CASE
how much can you suck at your job

Lordgrunty11
09-20-2007, 12:37 PM
Jack Thompson is so ******ed
I love this video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dal-0Z27_CM)

Lineman_5000
09-20-2007, 12:56 PM
Here's what gets me, why is it that no one goes after violent movies? There are some VERY twisted movies out there that people like Jack Thompson never talk about. What's the difference between violent movies and violent videogames?

IrishBender
09-20-2007, 01:47 PM
Yes, violent video games usually even have a STORY
half life is brutal but it has a story
true crime...dito but it makes sense
HOSTEL, NO Fcking story
do not try me with rich people having fun killing people
there are 2 good movies for that story
American Psycho - Christian Bale
8 mm - Nicholas Cage
I hate Hostel, it blows
we ALL KNOW it is about the parents (at least 90% + some society, political stuff, school, etc.) so we can allready just have fun making fun about ****** lawyer 2

AldirTheKnight
09-20-2007, 05:33 PM
some o me relatives want me to be a military commando so they encourage me to play violent videogames http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

dragfindel
09-21-2007, 04:55 AM
he is making himself an idiot because he's quickly offended so that's why rock* put these kind of things just to see how jack thompsonreacts and tries to bann the game...

IrishBender
09-21-2007, 06:18 AM
just wanted to emphazize that
Take Two references to me as a bisexual pedophile on its corporate website...

Yes I am laughing very hard http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AldirTheKnight
09-21-2007, 09:18 AM
I believe I am going to enjoy that GTA IV mission

the_assassin_07
09-21-2007, 01:35 PM
Yep I wanna first torture him with my chainsaw (there are chainsaws right?) then punch him up, flame him with my flamethrower (are there flamethrowers?) then finish him off with a cap to the head http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Damn I sound a bit like IrishBender with the chainsaws and stuff XD.

GuStick93
09-21-2007, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
Yep I wanna first torture him with my chainsaw (there are chainsaws right?) then punch him up, flame him with my flamethrower (are there flamethrowers?) then finish him off with a cap to the head http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Damn I sound a bit like IrishBender with the chainsaws and stuff XD. i think everyone would enjoy this
trying to ban GTA 4 is a bad move !

dragfindel
09-21-2007, 01:43 PM
first when i get to the mission i am gonna do it normal, then i replay it for fun.
get to the office *cheats minigun* and cap the **** outta him. (overkill anyone) and then go out in heat style with m4 outta building.

the_assassin_07
09-21-2007, 01:52 PM
Lol. I like my idea http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif.

IrishBender
09-21-2007, 02:14 PM
There MUST be chainsaws
or at least I WISH my hammer back
I miss my little hammer from gta Vice City.
Weapons I want....Hammer, Chainy (cute, huh), several awesome pistols, Mr Molotov, did I mention a hammer, and maybe a rock to smash brains.....yep and a wire; and a HAMMER.
And the 44 Automag from Beverly Hills Cop II http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
09-21-2007, 02:36 PM
OMG Guess what I just thought of! (for the weapons)

A little hammer from GTA Vice City
Chainsaw
Several awesome pistols
Mr Molotov
Hammer
Rock
Hammer
And the 44 Automag from Beverly Hills Cop II.

Oh yeah and a flamethrower!
And a tank
And a sniper rifle
And a rocket launcher
And a nice shotgun

No wait! Imagine all I just said:
IN ONE GUN! That would be frickin' amazing!
Greatest gun ever....
No I seirously think they should do that!
If not an unlockable weapon then at least make it just for the lawyer mission just to inflict more pain http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif
Oh craaaaap.
I'm going to double post....

Oh well, edit later http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

dragfindel
09-21-2007, 02:49 PM
oh no glock 18?

drfeelgood8849
09-21-2007, 08:51 PM
i just watched a news video and jack thompson got pwned by some dude with glasses.

the_assassin_07
09-24-2007, 05:57 AM
What the... I posted the exact same thing as Sca... I mean Bender! :O

dragfindel
09-24-2007, 06:39 AM
link dr feel good?
and whoa never noticed that irishbender is scarface_47

the_assassin_07
09-24-2007, 06:43 AM
Oh crud... stupid me.

IrishBender
09-24-2007, 07:14 AM
You IQ almost equals the robbers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9F2dSq72Ek
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1311491
getting his butt kicked by this chump is maybe the dumbest thing to happen on a heist

Now let´s get back to Mr I AM WORSET LAWYER OF ALL TIME

the_assassin_07
09-24-2007, 07:22 AM
Ok then... well he sucks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.