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MEGILE
09-04-2006, 08:28 AM
For me it is... YOU MOTHER ******* *** of **** and I *** your ******* **** in the ***, ***-hole!

what about you?

danjama
09-04-2006, 08:29 AM
I shout "**** you Megile...**** YOU"

danjama
09-04-2006, 08:30 AM
seems i said a bad word my bad lol

well, i curse you megile, enough said

slipBall
09-04-2006, 08:31 AM
I have often wondered what I might say...if that ever happens to me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

AFJ_rsm
09-04-2006, 08:33 AM
I just say "thank god that WASNT Danjama"


(THEN I'd be depressed)

danjama
09-04-2006, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by AFJ_rsm:
I just say "thank god that WASNT Danjama"


(THEN I'd be depressed)

You just remember that it IS me, under an alias, EVERYTIME http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

AFJ_rsm
09-04-2006, 08:38 AM
kekekeke ^_^

Capt.LoneRanger
09-04-2006, 08:39 AM
In the past week I started flying again and it was about a dozen times:

"Why did the guy I just safed attack my burning, falling target instead of the one on my six?"

or

"Since when do FW190 have red tracers?"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Brain32
09-04-2006, 08:59 AM
On Blue:
F***in Spitfires, bloody UFO mother fu**ers, that's it I'm mounting mother fu**in mk108's to put those fu**ers where they fu**n belong.
On Red:
Why to fu**k did I came down to clear that fu*kin sucidal Spit. I will never(usually until the next sortie) do that again.

HayateAce
09-04-2006, 09:04 AM
Overmodeled Klown '09s!!!!!!

Brain32
09-04-2006, 09:07 AM
You get shot down by 109's? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

rnzoli
09-04-2006, 09:12 AM
i am rather brief and conventional: my word starts with S and ends with HIT

but then I kick the dog, slap the children, shout at my wife, smash my computer, spit on the trackir camera, stomp on the joystick and i feel much much better immediately

BelaLvgosi
09-04-2006, 09:14 AM
Usually it's "F###-SE PAH!".

Jaws2002
09-04-2006, 09:22 AM
I usually say Oh sh....t. or F***k that hurt. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

But i know a few guys that react something like this:

http://www.pwned.nl/ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

mrsiCkstar
09-04-2006, 09:31 AM
"good show, sport!"

and I don't yell it, it's kind of an enthusiastic compliment!

LEBillfish
09-04-2006, 09:39 AM
<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">~Salute~!!!</span>

I don't get upset......9x out of 10 if you get shot down it's due to your own mistake. If I spent my time yelling I'd never learn from it.
(well except for the times folks are abusing F2/F6 if an external server.....but we all have our limits http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif)

Divine-Wind
09-04-2006, 09:51 AM
"You fluffy rofled waffle-eating, buttsecks abusing, sad panda poaching, hairy nipple!"

Nah, I just smash my head against the desk and click refly. Outside of course, inside my mind is conjuring up countless obscene words that not even a bucket-full of drunken Popeye's could think of.

WOLFMondo
09-04-2006, 09:51 AM
I'll let you know when I get shot down!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

IIJG69_Kartofe
09-04-2006, 09:53 AM
AAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Ouuuchhhh!

Or

Pluuuusss prรยจรยจรยจรยจรยจss de toiiii seigneuuuurrr!


(Yes i'm a french speaking guy but i'm not french).

Or

Jump... JUUUMMMPPP .... Faaaaasteeeerrrr !!! ... Too late! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

fighter_966
09-04-2006, 09:54 AM
Hmm...interesting!

stugumby
09-04-2006, 09:59 AM
eeeek, then thanks for the fun..

Viper2005_
09-04-2006, 10:38 AM
Curses! Foiled Again!

slappedsilly
09-04-2006, 10:45 AM
I yell weeeeee no matter what happens.

msalama
09-04-2006, 10:53 AM
I usually burst out laughing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Followed by a "f*ck"...

Haven't gotten killed much lately because my &!"#?% gaming rig broke down a week ago so cannot fly ATM http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

Monty_Thrud
09-04-2006, 11:00 AM
Like NOOO! FREAKING WAY D000D!...U HAX!...THATS LIKE THE THIRD FREAKING HEADSHOT U MOFO...UR WHINE-0N-LINES OUTTURN MY SPITFIRE UR STUKAS OUTTURN MY HURRICANES U SOOOO HAX... I DID IT WID UR MOM LASTNIGHT AND SHE... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gifetc

...and thats just to the AI.

major_setback
09-04-2006, 11:03 AM
If it ever happened to me I would shout DOH!!!!!!!!!

repoman11
09-04-2006, 12:10 PM
If I'm having a really bad time, I might let out a God*#&%it. I had to quit slamming my fist against the table though. I did it once so hard it hurt for days.

BaronUnderpants
09-04-2006, 12:19 PM
I never lose my temper, i just hunt down the culprit and show him the error of his ways. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif




Originally posted by Jaws2002:
I usually say Oh sh....t. or F***k that hurt. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

But i know a few guys that react something like this:

http://www.pwned.nl/ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif CS in a nutshell. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


IL2 Sturmovik is pretty much the only war game i can think of where its almost allways your own fault if u get killed.

Unless u count the occasional ufospitnoob. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

JG10r_Bull
09-04-2006, 12:31 PM
<span class="ev_code_RED">U SON OF A *@#%$# WERE THE F@#% DID U COME FROM !!!!!</span> OOOWWW S@#T better BAIL ...F@$%k IT...

just to name some of them

HayateAce
09-04-2006, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Brain32:
You get shot down by 109's?

Actually no, but sometimes they get a lucky hit in. However, I have torched u a few times on warclowns and wondered what obscenities you might be hollering.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sleepzzz.gif

Aesuai
09-04-2006, 12:53 PM
I'm usually like, "NOOOOOOOO!.....hey nice damage model. Yup. There goes my wing alright. Maybe he'll run into it. Dang. He turned....NOOOOOOOOoooo! =crash=

Haigotron
09-04-2006, 01:10 PM
read my sig...if that fails: i usually float down in my parachute, trying of ways to optimize my technique

ColoradoBBQ
09-04-2006, 01:27 PM
Huh? What? Who? Where? How? WHY?!!!!!!!!!!*BOOM*

steve_v
09-04-2006, 01:30 PM
I let my finger do the talking.

flaysepulcrast
09-04-2006, 01:56 PM
I use to slam my joystick against the wall, but do not worry. It's a Logitech. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

PBNA-Boosher
09-04-2006, 02:35 PM
Wingmen are supposed to WORK TOGETHER!!!! If you see a target call it so I can COVER YOU. Likewise, if I see a target, DON'T RAM ME so you can get the kill! And for Banana's sake, will you actually cover me at least 10% of the time?

A little mutual support is all I ask!

Worf101
09-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Last night after getting downed by enemy live pilots, my chute was popped and I died a horrible death after which I called out (and typed out)

"You dirty Jap Bastiches!!!"

Of course neither one of the guys was Japanese or even Billfish...

Da Worsfter

SeaFireLIV
09-04-2006, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by PBNA-Boosher:
Wingmen are supposed to WORK TOGETHER!!!! If you see a target call it so I can COVER YOU. Likewise, if I see a target, DON'T RAM ME so you can get the kill! And for Banana's sake, will you actually cover me at least 10% of the time?

A little mutual support is all I ask!


That`s what I say or, alternatively, "AAAAAAGHHHEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!"

leitmotiv
09-04-2006, 05:49 PM
If I get clipped by the AI, and it was really good, I'll laugh. I get angry when I can't hit my target. That's when I start cursing, yelling, or whooping if I get him. Somebody walking by the house probably thinks I'm engaged in unnatural practices with a wolverine.

TeufelHund84
09-04-2006, 05:59 PM
To counteract my anger I usually get up immediately and do the twist, macarena, or electric slide depending on the situation.

Lately I seem to be getting killed more from collisions and stupid mistakes on my part, which obviously calls for a brief but intense bout of the funky chicken.

It is time consuming and if you see my a/c just sitting on the runway doing nothing, I am probably dancing my anger away. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

Brain32
09-04-2006, 05:59 PM
Actually no, but sometimes they get a lucky hit in. However, I have torched u a few times on warclowns and wondered what obscenities you might be hollering.
Interesting, too bad you don't have the guts to play under your real name.

RaVe_N
09-04-2006, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Jaws2002:
I usually say Oh sh....t. or F***k that hurt. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

But i know a few guys that react something like this:

http://www.pwned.nl/ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif


LMFAO man LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Choctaw111
09-04-2006, 07:13 PM
I usually say something like "You guys make sure and take care of my dog for me, OK?"

Siwarrior
09-05-2006, 02:09 AM
usually
*mashes head on keyboard*
followed by
gfjkngfjdfdgfjkgfjkgfjkgfj or something like that
then i usually make myself do 10 or so pushups lol
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

masaker2005
09-05-2006, 02:38 AM
Yell?

Ahh...

I just press refly. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

R988z
09-05-2006, 07:04 AM
I usually mention something starting in F and ending in ucking followed by a word starting in cu and ending in nt. Then I try to convince myself that in fact it was still a successful mission because I managed bombed the hell out of their base before they could stop me. In fact if I still have some control left I try and crash into some enemy target http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Vipez-
09-05-2006, 12:03 PM
"You TIT!"

carguy_
09-05-2006, 12:20 PM
Nah I don`t get emotional over being downed by a human too much.Normally I just say "oh no not again" and jump into next mission.

Parachute killers and sniper AIs make me go "WHAT A F*CKING ***HOLE!!!".

BrotherVoodoo
09-05-2006, 12:27 PM
G.bleeeeeep da beeep sh babeepabedeepbeep http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif Then, "I picked a bad week to quit sniffin glue"

rebelpacket
09-05-2006, 05:07 PM
Usually something along the lines of:

"Sheisse Buck Dis Ruskie!".

Then I say in chat "Good kill!". I had a most excellent aerial battle with a pilot last night. We flew our pants off for close to 45 minutes trying to get on eachother. He eventually stalled at the start of the 283,238th rolling scissors, and I nabbed his cockpit.

Anyone here remember a 1v1 battle like that last night?

kameron1974
09-05-2006, 05:14 PM
muthr f#$ker!

werla
09-05-2006, 05:16 PM
HELVETE

VF-17_BOOM
09-05-2006, 05:24 PM
I say..."son of a b1t@%,where in the hell did he come from?....hehe....Man I'm just live bait on Zeke vs WildCat server!

justiceboy
09-05-2006, 05:44 PM
Justice was served

da*^it

-HH- Beebop
09-05-2006, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by BaronUnderpants:
I never lose my temper, .....
Neither do I, I know exactly where it is. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

(My avatar sig tells all.)

F19_Orheim
09-05-2006, 07:00 PM
fan

orkan_3d
09-05-2006, 08:03 PM
"You f@Q... cheater!"

RAF74_Raptor
09-13-2006, 11:22 PM
Most usually dam

Freelancer-1
09-14-2006, 01:25 AM
I repeat my little prayer:

Forgive me Lord...for I am a n00b

Then hit refly and do it again.

Sintubin
09-14-2006, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
Like NOOO! FREAKING WAY D000D!...U HAX!...THATS LIKE THE THIRD FREAKING HEADSHOT U MOFO...UR WHINE-0N-LINES OUTTURN MY SPITFIRE UR STUKAS OUTTURN MY HURRICANES U SOOOO HAX... I DID IT WID UR MOM LASTNIGHT AND SHE... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gifetc

...and thats just to the AI.


http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

TgD Thunderbolt56
09-14-2006, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by Sintubin:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
Like NOOO! FREAKING WAY D000D!...U HAX!...THATS LIKE THE THIRD FREAKING HEADSHOT U MOFO...UR WHINE-0N-LINES OUTTURN MY SPITFIRE UR STUKAS OUTTURN MY HURRICANES U SOOOO HAX... I DID IT WID UR MOM LASTNIGHT AND SHE... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gifetc

...and thats just to the AI.


http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

+1 ... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

OD_79
09-14-2006, 08:01 AM
"Eat knuckle Fritz!"

OD.

F6_Ace
09-14-2006, 09:44 AM
Being a well known "experten", I've never actually been shot down. My only brushes with virtual death have been brought about by:

a. Connection lag caused by unsync'd .50s
b. Someone 'taraning' me.
c. Hitting debris from the bandit I just 'liquidated'
d. Skip bombing with a time delay of 0 whilst flying on externals with that Russian biplane thing that has the cylinder heads poking out.

If one of these events occurs, I issue a curt, "Cha'mon, Mo-Fo!"

Jarza_Death_Man
09-14-2006, 09:46 AM
I yell"VOI VITTU SAATANA PERKELE!".

F19_Ob
09-14-2006, 10:44 AM
I dont have to say anything if shot down. My brother Olli72 does enough cursing for the both of us, even when not shot at.

Anyway I always make up so good excuses for why I was shot down, and do such a good job convincing myself I wasn't to blame, and the freakish nature of the accident that I'm always disgustingly pleased no matter what happens.
The only thing I don't like is when I'm shot in the back.

I'm not much for killing either. I just scratch the paint, as a lesson, and then move on. Preferably in a crappier crate than the opposition.

Slickun
09-14-2006, 02:10 PM
$hit

MEGILE
09-14-2006, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Slickun:
$hit

clear... concise.. and straight to the point.

Yes sir, I like it.

Oenapac
09-14-2006, 05:27 PM
Have a look at this guy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LNXzuZqQf_A

Haigotron
09-15-2006, 09:10 AM
As i fell i would yell in long syllables:

"Tell Tiny Tim, I wont be in for Christmas..."

the horror...the horror..