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Divine-Wind
08-25-2006, 12:56 PM
You've heard of strapping buttered toast (buttered side up) to a cats back... But if you strapped buttered toast to a cats feet, buttered side up?

Akronnick
08-25-2006, 01:38 PM
I don't know what would happen, but the cat would never speak to you again.

MEGILE
08-25-2006, 01:38 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Cat_toast.JPG

The calculations are very simple for the back.

But for sure the feet would cause a split in the space time continuum... somebody call Stephen hawkings.

anarchy52
08-25-2006, 01:52 PM
Are there any slashdotters among us?

Werre_Fsck
08-25-2006, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by anarchy52:
Are there any slashdotters among us?

Sadly, yes.

May I be the first one to welcome our new slashdotting overlords.
In soviet russia, forums are among slashdotters.
Plus the obligatory natalie portman hot grits quote.

RCAF_Irish_403
08-25-2006, 02:16 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/jds1978/1_a_uglycat.jpg

steve_v
08-25-2006, 03:21 PM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/ryften/funnypics/pirate_kitten_01.jpg

RCAF_Irish_403
08-25-2006, 03:43 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/jds1978/cyclops.jpg

Divine-Wind
08-25-2006, 04:02 PM
Sometimes people's sense of randomness scares me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

DuxCorvan
08-25-2006, 04:21 PM
How 'bout strapping a buttered cat to the back of a toast? And a scattered butt?

Worf101
08-25-2006, 04:37 PM
God I hope that patch/add-on comes out soon. Between you and Raid I don't know how much more of this my fragile little mind can take...

Da Worfster

Divine-Wind
08-25-2006, 06:27 PM
Me? What? When have I ever engaged in such intelligent conversation as raaid?

carguy_
08-25-2006, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by RCAF_Irish_403:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/jds1978/1_a_uglycat.jpg


Aaaah this picture reminds me when I got my first cat.Brought the little kittie to my house.He then started mieowing as if he searched for his mother.I thought he was very sad.Then he took a quick walk through the house,found his toilette we made for him and took a dump.The whole family was standing there as if 10000V electrocuted us.

PBNA-Boosher
08-25-2006, 06:59 PM
http://kimsal.com/rabbit_pancake.jpg

Fox_3
08-26-2006, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by Divine-Wind:
You've heard of strapping buttered toast (buttered side up) to a cats back... But if you strapped buttered toast to a cats feet, buttered side up?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Sapper646/tfh_05.jpg

Monty_Thrud
08-26-2006, 05:03 AM
I'm surprised RAAAAAAAAID hasn't picked up on this EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREMLY! interesting subject...infact, i've become soooo excited by this, that i've completely forgotten what i was going to say.

Monty_Thrud
08-26-2006, 05:17 AM
Ah yes!...have you tried buttering the cats back?

Divine-Wind
08-26-2006, 09:44 AM
Strapping unbuttered toast to a buttered cat?! That might rip a hole in the space-time continous... continuium.... Thingy...

That funky thing spaceship crews intelligently waffle on about!

LEBillfish
08-26-2006, 10:39 AM
That's all just silly....as you could never catch the buttered cat to get the toast on it.....Ever try and catch a greased pig?

DuxCorvan
08-26-2006, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Ever try and catch a greased pig?

Yep. I almost married one, but I slipped thru her greasy fingers. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

heywooood
08-26-2006, 01:13 PM
mmmmmm...buttery cats...delicious. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif