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bunkerratt
11-21-2005, 03:36 PM
well after getting blasted in the rudder again from the antichrist i decided to go for a crusie..and what do ya know the there she was ..the tramp steamer m.v. antichrist...all alone ..well..well...range 1000mtrs..full salvo..front tubes..boom boom boom boom .....there were no survivors...i made shure i ran around in the flotsam and jetsom...grinding it up with the props and giving the flack gunners a little fun too...god it felt good ...ok ..i think i lost it ..but for those of us who are vetrans..you know the term B.O.H.I.C.A... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

JU88
11-21-2005, 03:46 PM
who/what is the antichrist??

bunkerratt
11-21-2005, 03:59 PM
the xwife..aka the antichrist http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Dingzoom
11-21-2005, 04:27 PM
I wonder what x-wives do for anger management..
1)sell your favorite ($20,000.00)x-possession (won in the settlement) to your worst enemy for a buck...

2) grind up a hard sausage in the blender & feed it to the dog...lol...to her it's not a sausage...

WilhelmSchulz
11-21-2005, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Dingzoom:
2) grind up a hard sausage in the blender & feed it to the dog...lol...to her it's not a sausage... Thats sick dude. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Bubblehead1948
11-21-2005, 06:19 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif Ya know... every time I think my wife leans a little hard on my for my preoccupation with gaming, I read posts like this and realize I am spoiled rotten.

Kaleun1961
11-21-2005, 06:36 PM
I get that talk once in a while. My favourite comeback is, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, I don't go to strip clubs, I don't cheat, I don't beat you, so if you would like me to continue to refrain from all of the above, please, allow me this one vice in my life."

doug.d
11-21-2005, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Kaleun1961:
I get that talk once in a while. My favourite comeback is, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, I don't go to strip clubs, I don't cheat, I don't beat you, so if you would like me to continue to refrain from all of the above, please, allow me this one vice in my life."
ROFLMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Maj_Solo
11-21-2005, 10:47 PM
Is it ....

"sh3 is anger management!"

or is it ....

"sh3 is anger management?"

The above action *is* or *isn't* anger management depending on viewpoint ...... please elaborate ..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

vanjast
11-22-2005, 02:04 PM
Had the same 'broad'side attack, so I said that I was going drinking and would this be ok?.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO coz I waz going to get drunk and pick up some dockyard tart."

So Would you rather me be at sea or on shore-leave ????

Carry on.....

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The_Silent_O
11-22-2005, 02:28 PM
I prefer the term...

"Coping Mechanism"....

Had a rough day at work...SHIII!

Boss yell at ya...SHIII!

Dude cut you off with inches to spare...SHIII!

Bad haircut...SHIII!

Run out of beer...SHIII!

Power outage...SHIII! (thank god for laptop battery technology!)

Non-favorite charity comes to your door looking for hard earned renown...SHIII!

Plants dying...SHIII!

Cubs Lose...SHIII! (really this is just an excuse to play LOTS of SHIII! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif it happens all the time as Portillos can attest!)

No action from GF/BF/wife/husband...SHIII! (notice, I'm looking out for our Frau Kaluens! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif )

Too much action from GF/BF/wife/husband...SHIII!

Lost all your savings in the market...SHIII!

Laid off from work...SHIII! (More time to play... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif)

Neighbor's dog drop depth charges on your lawn...SHIII!

...you get the picture...anybody else wish to add to the list...by all means!

The_Silent_O
11-23-2005, 07:59 AM
This is a 540 post privilaged...

...BUMP!

Maj_Solo
11-23-2005, 09:14 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif .... I wonder what my 666th post looked like ...

blue_76
11-24-2005, 02:10 AM
i drink.. and no one can stop me!

Maj_Solo
11-24-2005, 03:21 AM
I post.. and no one can stop me!

Yelling at the chief microsoft engineer to give me more power as we chase blue_76 at 1812 posts ahead. Give me more posts you lazy mothers.

blue_76
11-25-2005, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by Maj_Solo:
I post.. and no one can stop me!

Yelling at the chief microsoft engineer to give me more power as we chase blue_76 at 1812 posts ahead. Give me more posts you lazy mothers.

chief microsoft engineer yells back 'i cannot hold'er captain! she's going to blow!' blue grabs another drink and says 'letter blow, give me another drink!'

general_kalle
11-26-2005, 10:47 AM
better to die on you feet than to live on ur knee

what does that means??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Baldricks_Mate
11-26-2005, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by general_kalle:
better to die on you feet than to live on ur knee

what does that means??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
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Better to die fighting, on your feet, than to live like a slave, bowing and scraping.

a rebuttal might be:
where there is life there is hope...

or:

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children (this one tends to help if you a re a bit older, with children, of course)

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I have noticed that I do play SH3 better if I am a little cranky though. Especially against warships.

general_kalle
11-27-2005, 02:55 AM
thank u ive been wondering very long http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif