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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:14 PM
indeed, i have changed my hyperlobby name to vulching_pigeon now.

I feel really heroic when I evade the fighters, bomb the AAA and then fly circles suppressing the fighters - even the idiot in the back seat of my IL2 my vulching plane - gets some kills - its super.

and theres these people who say,

"you suck, and you are a bad person, i hate vulchers"

LOLOLOL.

thats why i play the game online for this emotional aspect - and so it is more satifying than any other a kill - a vulching kill in an IL2 - what is particularly satisfying is a rocket kill on a plane that you have allowed to just come to a stop after landing, but hasnt quite despawned /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:14 PM
indeed, i have changed my hyperlobby name to vulching_pigeon now.

I feel really heroic when I evade the fighters, bomb the AAA and then fly circles suppressing the fighters - even the idiot in the back seat of my IL2 my vulching plane - gets some kills - its super.

and theres these people who say,

"you suck, and you are a bad person, i hate vulchers"

LOLOLOL.

thats why i play the game online for this emotional aspect - and so it is more satifying than any other a kill - a vulching kill in an IL2 - what is particularly satisfying is a rocket kill on a plane that you have allowed to just come to a stop after landing, but hasnt quite despawned /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:17 PM
Oh boy, arent you special, must want alot of attention... anyone can vulch, its not hard at all, i have done it numerous times, and had it done to me... whippy nothing new.. lol

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:18 PM
scary_pigeon wrote:
- indeed, i have changed my hyperlobby name to
- vulching_pigeon now.
-
- I feel really heroic when I evade the fighters, bomb
- the AAA and then fly circles suppressing the
- fighters - even the idiot in the back seat of my IL2
- my vulching plane - gets some kills - its super.
-
- and theres these people who say,
-
- "you suck, and you are a bad person, i hate
- vulchers"
-
- LOLOLOL.
-
- thats why i play the game online for this emotional
- aspect - and so it is more satifying than any other
- a kill - a vulching kill in an IL2 - what is
- particularly satisfying is a rocket kill on a plane
- that you have allowed to just come to a stop after
- landing, but hasnt quite despawned /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif
-
- New Jet Flightsim:
- http://www.thunder-works.com
-
-

Thanx for reminding me - shoot ya when i see ya!
(REGARDLESS which side you're on!)
Vulchers s*ck !


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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:19 PM
There's the bait...


and someone took it.

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:25 PM
indeed, i am special.

also, vulching in an IL2, a heroic thing to do, requires patience, for on the way, you get shot down if you dont evade, and then you have to make several of these long evasive flights to blast the AAA away. only then can the fun begin - and yes, the fun is worth it.

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:34 PM
If you really want to experience vulching at its best, mount up an I-153 with rockets and 25% fuel.

If your team will provide cover, just slip into thier base at 2 meters altitude and let 'em have it. I recomend going for the AAA first, clearing the way for your BnZ guys.

Another good way is to do it with 2-3 other I-153 drivers. Go in at low alt, but break formation early and come from multiple directions. They wont know what hit them.



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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:37 PM
Ohhh boy!

3-4 pages at least on this one /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif





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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 06:59 PM
one serious question about these dogfight servers... if you take out the AAA guns do they just come back? or is it possible to take them all out then have easy access over the enemies base?

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 07:06 PM
JG26_Red wrote:
- one serious question about these dogfight servers...
- if you take out the AAA guns do they just come back?
- or is it possible to take them all out then have
- easy access over the enemies base?
-
-

You can take em out - they wont come back

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 07:08 PM
I think that AAA respawns after 20 minutes or so...

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 07:10 PM
ahhh cool.... next time iam bored and not with my squad in a mission i will make it a point to destroy those so its easier to vulch or just have battles above enemy base...

here is a funny\cool\mean idea, start a dogfight server... before anyone joins go to enemy base, destroy their AAA units before they get there... LOL --- i know i know... dont flame me please...

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 07:20 PM
scary_pigeon wrote:

scary_pigeon..... translated means TROL

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 07:21 PM
Hi, my name is Carbheat, and I'm a strafer.

Some definitions...

Vulching: Hanging over an enemy airbase, waiting to strafe or jump targets as they revive or take off (respectively).

Strafing: The act of attacking ground targets and parked planes.

IMHO These terms are as different as the words "potential" and "kinetic".

I personally love strapping on an IL-2 loaded with various ordinance and totally strafing the snot out of an enemy airbase. Vulching, however, tends to get the other players pretty ticked off (yeah, like no duh). I find it best to go in low, make a couple of strafing runs, and get out of the area before feathers get too ruffled.

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 07:24 PM
honestly i take vulching very very seriously.

I think its real team work - you kill the AAA then the rest of your team comes over and beats up on the evil ones down below.

And oh mu god, this makes me so happy and excited, sometimes i cant control the stick...

...I then will sometimes try to fly a tb3 to the base and land it so that the guns will fire upon those on the ground as they spawn /i/smilies/16x16_man-happy.gif


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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 07:52 PM
scary_pigeon Wrote:
"...I then will sometimes try to fly a tb3 to the base and land it so that the guns will fire upon those on the ground as they spawn"

Hey im goingto try that one ---HE He he /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 08:05 PM
that would be very funny to put a TB right where the spawn.. lol... everytime the pop up, wham!! they are done! imagine all the pts you can accumulate!

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 08:21 PM
carbheat wrote:
- I find it best to go in low, make a couple
- of strafing runs, and get out of the area before
- feathers get too ruffled.
-


Boo! Your general attitude is all wrong! Vulching is for true heros!

As far as that last statement: don't even think about flying home after a tastey vulch-session. This is hard-core stuff man! Go balls-out till the end! Yeah!

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 08:47 PM
I like taking a bomb in a fighter and dropping it right in front of someones nose as they are taking off.

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 08:59 PM
artatack wrote:
- scary_pigeon Wrote:
- "...I then will sometimes try to fly a tb3 to the
- base and land it so that the guns will fire upon
- those on the ground as they spawn"
-
- Hey im goingto try that one ---HE He he -

Was on a server where someone did that. So I spawned in a He-111 and taxied toward him. He killed my nose gunner and me. But the bomber rolled right into him. No more TB-3.

-

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 09:14 PM
I think vulching is both realistic and intensely fun, provided the opposing team has at least two bases to take-off from. Obviously, I don't vulch if instructed by the server. In that case, I sometimes appear to attack, which can cause an inexperience player (ok, an even more inexperience player then me) to crash is plane trying to take-off in a hurry /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

scary_pigeon is my hero !!!!

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 09:14 PM
Unless the host says not to vulch. have a blast. and Hey, wth is wrong with a guy in an Il atacking an airbase. Isn't that what they are for.

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 09:24 PM
oh i'll vulch on a no vulching server - such rules dont apply to people flying IL2's

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 09:43 PM
Vulching is ok. Not all can be heteros. The usual La-7 types can add another type of heroism on their feminine list of pink feminine deeds after they figure out the art of Vulching.

(on real mission servers with FR settings it's another world).


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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 09:47 PM
I'm fine with vulching. What I cant stand is the people who vulch and vulch and vulch, because they cant kill anybody otherwise.

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 09:52 PM
I would vulch myself if I could.

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 10:17 PM
Just how many multiple personalities does one poster need?...





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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 10:20 PM
voulching is probably the most gay thing you can do in IL-2.
Ohhh you're so good, you managed to kill a plane that was sitting on the ground!!! How can you be such an ace??
A little timewarp and im sure RAF will recruit you right away!!
Seriously, it's like spawncamping in other games, it's lame, it's not hard, it gets you points, but still puts a sign over your head stating "I'm a lame idiot that just bought this game"

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 11:02 PM
I don't fly online. I have a slow modem and I wouldn't last far beyond take off (assuming I didn't get vulched).

Still, this is a most enjoyable thread; fellow flight simmers being all they can be. I get a thrill just reading the passion.

Baldie, you've found a soul mate in Pigeon...and a lot of other neat guys too. The bond is not complete though until they too wear the "Aces" pin. I've received mine, really, and I'm proud as a pigeo...er, peacock.

How bout posting a photo and link to make it official?

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 03:47 AM
shooting a parked La-7 in an IL-2 is harder than shooting a flying IL-2 in an La-7.


Because, with the IL-2, you gotta know how close is too close. So many times have would-be vulchers pancaked onto the runway and then their firery remains broadside my aircraft. We both get a good laugh out of those.

My philosophy is this: anyone good or lucky enough (those are equivalent, aren't they?) to get an IL-2 to the enemy base deservers all the points he can get by destroying parked aircraft. Anyone who lands a TB-3 at the enemy base . . . well, that should be worth 50000 points in itself.

The bombers attract enemy fighters like a bugzapper attracts flies.

ESPECIALLY the TB-3.

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 04:10 AM
I like it when a bomber or a IL2 is attacking my base, or a fighter drops a bomb, thats some of the most exciting times I've had on-line.

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 04:21 AM
i love you vulcher.... please vulch me now....

Happy hunting and check six!

Tony Ascaso, RN

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 04:46 AM
This Person is not a vulcher hes in an IL2 wich is a ground attack AC....


99% of all servers specificaly say that Ju87 & Il2 are allowed to straff & Bomb any and all targets


Vulcher Definition: One who hangs out over bases shooting landing or Parked AC in a Prop Fighter. 2.: One who attacks AC as soon as there wheels leave the ground and are at very low take off speed.


As soon as you have 400kmh and 1000m altitude YOUR FAIR GAME


Fighters that cary bombs to enemy base & bomb the enemy are not Vulchers Bombs are ment for bombing & the enemy is the target.

If you dont want to be Straffed by Il2 or ju87 or bombed by fighter/bombers MOVE to another airbase and pack a bomb over to them.


Bombing takes skill first you must be smart enough to get altitude so that you may attack the enemy base without being intercepted then you must dive fast but without riping your wings off then you must know how to aim & release the bomb the results are intoxicating & funny as heck on some ocasions.

id say 75% of the people in the DF servers either cant, dont want to, or could care less about bombing in a fighter

I am one of the Few that choose to do this on occasion & its lots of fun.

Give it a try its like a totaly new game /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Boom Boom Baby !!!

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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 05:57 AM
did u know the 190 was also used in ground attack, and many other planes, that qualifys them as ground attack ac, ill shoot a guy on the ground if theres no one to fight in the air, it can be rather hard if they are talking off at right angle to you as u only get a few seconds to inflict fatal dammage.

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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 08:13 AM
I have the slowest dialup and I still fly online I pick my time carefully. And strafing is OK er vulching

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 08:40 AM
JG26_Red wrote:
- one serious question about these dogfight servers...
- if you take out the AAA guns do they just come back?
- or is it possible to take them all out then have
- easy access over the enemies base?
-

Yes you can straff them or bomb them but in 30 minits or so they respawn automaticaly


certain aaa will not respawn I think the truck aa dont respawn



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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 09:26 AM
scary_pigeon wrote:

- And oh mu god, this makes me so happy and excited,
- sometimes i cant control the stick...



LOL, I just fell out of my chair. No commenthttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 09:40 AM
Heh - attacking ground targets in an Il-2 is totally legit., but the defenders are dumb if they allow you to get anywhere near their airbase without blowing yer wings off.

Shooting those annoying quad AA tanks is fun in an Il-2, as is climbing to high altitude in a Ju-82 and scaring the life out of people when they realise that they can't intercept you (most people are too engrossed on whatever to spot a high alt. aircraft)

Setting up bombing runs in the TB-3 is another fun challenge, but you are a sitting duck...

The only thing I can't stand is people who strafe with fighters (especially 262a); that is just too easy.

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 10:04 AM
I find it a little disturbing that scary_pigeon can hardly control his stick when he's vulching.I had no idea that it could be so exciting/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

vulchers, as opposed to strafers, are a real pain in the ***. Not everyone has unlimited time to play this game and to have it spoiled by an acne encrusted runt who seems determined to prevent others from taking off is just plain dull. I only fly on a few servers because of that.

The good thing is that they soon eff off once you shoot 'em down.

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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 11:31 AM
I wouldnt consider flying an IL2 Vulching.
But the bombers are in the sim for that reason.
You have to survive the trip there and back.
I have seen teams that fly an Il2 low and slow with one or two friends above in Yaks or 190's.
(It can be a pain in the "A" if your trying to get off the runway)

Its all in good fun!


S!

DerMadAdler

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 12:26 PM
Should have clarified - bombers etc. are no problem at all, part of the game. I like bomber escort.

It does get very dull when someone shoots you up over and over again at spawn or shortly after (it happened to me once 6 or 7 times in a row; snore).

I guess really doesn't make too much difference, but it can be very annoying at the time.


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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 01:06 PM
I will often carry a couple of 50's on my Lagg 3 and drop em quickly over the base before scampering off.

If I get jumped on the way there then I just have to release them in a field somewhere.

I respect anyone who climbs into an HE111,IL2 or a TB3 and tries it, full marks to them, its what makes the game more exciting.

Also this vulching point would be moot if there was realistic amounts of AAA near airfields. Then it really would be like flying into a lead wall.

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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 01:11 PM
Cpt-Madcowz wrote:

- Also this vulching point would be moot if there was
- realistic amounts of AAA near airfields. Then it
- really would be like flying into a lead wall.


This is pretty much what I was going to say. It's also worth mentioning that it's pretty easy to add those extra AAA in the FMB. If you want to discourage vulching, do it with flak!

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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 02:15 PM
Vulching is an art form. There's nothing more satisfying than raking a plane with bulletts as theyre taxiing down the runway,.....fantastic...pidgeon, youre my hero

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 02:52 PM
arcadeace wrote:
- I don't fly online. I have a slow modem and I
- wouldn't last far beyond take off (assuming I didn't
- get vulched).
-
- Still, this is a most enjoyable thread; fellow
- flight simmers being all they can be. I get a thrill
- just reading the passion.
-
- Baldie, you've found a soul mate in Pigeon...and a
- lot of other neat guys too. The bond is not complete
- though until they too wear the "Aces" pin. I've
- received mine, really, and I'm proud as a
- pigeo...er, peacock.
-
- How bout posting a photo and link to make it
- official?
-
-

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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 06:50 PM
Confidence takeing in by a suntan and a grin./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 09:28 PM
Vultching is valid... don't even mind being vulched!
Quite exciting when your trying to take off and the cannon shells are smacking into the ground in front of you.

Scen
11-07-2003, 10:02 PM
Vulching is valad... It's your team's job to bounce the guy.


I wouldn't use the word Vulcher Hero... I smell a troll


; )


Scendore out

XyZspineZyX
11-07-2003, 10:11 PM
I love being vulched i think its brill :

Watching the plane zoom in from 9O'clock the yellow flashing and that loveley popping sound of the tracer fire zipping through wafer thin armour and then the 20mm cannon rounds come smashing holes through the wings and turning the engine into a modern art piece watching the plexiglass hood over your head become a cheesegrater with the jagged holes left from the tracers and then taking off in your much sieve like BF-109G2 and trying to find the wonderful vulcher who made the wonderful realistic sounds possible, whereas in the air the same sound makes you poo your pants and wrestle violently with your stick!

Thank you vulchers!



Wilhelm

XyZspineZyX
11-08-2003, 06:53 AM
Way to serious I rather go for the light hearted comedy.....vulch me baby vulch hard!!!!!!!!!!

Happy hunting and check six!

Tony Ascaso, RN