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A.K.Davis
02-27-2006, 06:30 PM
Pigs still do not fly in the sim. I have over 18 hours of pig-flying footage that proves they should.

http://static.flickr.com/26/96987694_77a700b35d_o.jpg

When will pigs fly?


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Marcel_Albert
02-27-2006, 06:35 PM
lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

nice one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BfHeFwMe
02-27-2006, 08:22 PM
Yuri Gregorian and comrades prepare pre-space launch pork lunch. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Ratsack
02-27-2006, 08:54 PM
Yuri Gagarin: first human in space.

Slava Gregorian: guitarist.

Ratsack

Targ
02-27-2006, 10:21 PM
Wow!
See something new everyday http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

crazyivan1970
02-28-2006, 01:18 AM
Now, that was funny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LEXX_Luthor
02-28-2006, 01:20 AM
Perfect choreography, all the way!!

x__CRASH__x
02-28-2006, 01:38 AM
This has no place in the ORR. I call for you immediate ban. Charge: Pork barrel spamming.

DaimonSyrius
02-28-2006, 02:46 AM
Excellent post! The documentation is first-class IMO, and so well presented; the composition of the sequence is masterful, thanks Davis http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

However, I must disagree with the core, or the bottom-line, of the initial poster's argument, namely:

Pigs still do not fly in the sim.
And particularly when looking at the concluding request:

When will pigs fly?
As we all know, 1C:Maddox provides the 3D-models and FM for the aircraft (or ballistic missile as it appears to be the case here). And we, the users, provide the flyer-being part. In that view, while the data might support very well a request for a pig-launching system, and maybe even for graphical representation of a drunken pig within it (I'm wondering what "Kagor Nr.9" actually was), I'm afraid that there is ample evidence (both historical and realistic) that, actually, pigs already fly in this sim. Of course, only sometimes, or very rarely, wich would be in agreement with the numbers hinted at (not specified, but supposedly very very low) by the provided data records. But it happens.
Therefore, I think at least 30 pages of heated debate will be required before a proper request can be put forward to the developers.

*Edit* P.S.: As an additional, merely formal criticism, the original post doesn't comply with the general standard style for composing such requests, which specifies starting the request itself with "Why...?" instead of the more bland 'When'. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
Also, the shocking absence of "WE WANT..." items should be noted. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

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All said in the most well-humoured tone, just to add to the parody http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Cheers,
S.

Stafroty
02-28-2006, 03:21 AM
i think that the innards of the pic/whatever would not be able to survive the acceleration without that "belt" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif reminds me pic of ladies wearing those corsets http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif hehe, is it possible to shoot own lady up high for afternoon to have some flying time without hearing naggin all the time?

T_O_A_D
02-28-2006, 03:24 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Must of been where Jim Henson got the idea of "PIGS in SPACE!!!!!"
http://www.islandnet.com/~pacific/pigs_in.jpg


Oh and think how much fun that would be too shoot at with a wobbling 50 cal.

hehehehe Ivan

Hawgdog
02-28-2006, 05:03 AM
Oleg used that footage to model the P-47

ElAurens
02-28-2006, 05:43 AM
*Ahem* Pigs don't fly?

You is wrong.

Be sure.

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WWMaxGunz
02-28-2006, 06:32 AM
Early Secret Blitzpig pictures?

Soapy_112th
02-28-2006, 06:41 AM
The picture of the Russians enjoying a bacon sarnie is missing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BSS_CUDA
02-28-2006, 06:49 AM
man talk about a PORKED FM http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

danjama
02-28-2006, 10:06 AM
Cracking show old chap, cheerio http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Willey
02-28-2006, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by A.K.Davis:
Pigs still do not fly in the sim. I have over 18 hours of pig-flying footage that proves they should.

Strange. I've seen some online already http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

BadA1m
02-28-2006, 01:05 PM
Too bad my old man isn't around any more- he'd have to buy me a motorcycle, and only 30 years late http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

blackpulpit1970
02-28-2006, 01:46 PM
See told ya the 50s are PORKED.

Crop-Duster.
02-28-2006, 07:49 PM
I'm calling PETA...

Walrus-
02-28-2006, 09:04 PM
OK, NOW I see where they got the flight data for the P51 model!

Genie-
03-01-2006, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Crop-Duster.:
I'm calling PETA...

ah don't worry.. I'm SURE he was humanly eated.. :P