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AzureRequiem
12-12-2009, 11:15 AM
This will be made into a YouTube video, so make 'em good http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

So yeah, just post some humorous things you learned from playing the game. I'll begin.

1. Posting wanted posters on the tops of buildings was a surefire way to let the public know about the murderous assassin on the loose.

Avl521
12-12-2009, 11:20 AM
2. A broom can crush skulls in Ezio's hands

Neo_Age
12-12-2009, 11:22 AM
3. Dead humans float,every single living ones sink to the bottom.

Crash_Plague
12-12-2009, 11:28 AM
4. Wearing pretty coloured capes makes people forget about the twenty guys you just killed.

katz_bg
12-12-2009, 11:38 AM
5. No matter how many symbols of your group you have showing-off people will never figure out you're one of them.
(goes for both Templars and Assassins)

HewieAlbino
12-12-2009, 11:39 AM
6. You can always land safely in a pile of hay/flowers/leaves regardless of how high you fell from.

Hurri211
12-12-2009, 11:41 AM
5. "5" highly trained fighting men with nearly 30 years of experience can't kill a fat bloke wielding a stick.

AzureRequiem
12-12-2009, 12:14 PM
8. Assassins during the Renaissance can be stabbed in the gut, then shrug it off a few moments later.

HewieAlbino
12-12-2009, 12:18 PM
9. If you spend 20 years doodling on notebooks and thinking about feathers, you will never age.

Neo_Age
12-12-2009, 12:28 PM
10. With enough money, the economic situation of a villa can be reversed and the results be visible within seconds.

enz0ablo
12-12-2009, 12:28 PM
11. Bumping into someone will steal there money

bladencrowd
12-12-2009, 12:37 PM
12. Assassins like to stand in the same spot for 2 years.

nitres15
12-12-2009, 12:53 PM
12 .leonardo da vinci was maybe gay

Hurri211
12-12-2009, 01:24 PM
13. Seconds after people are hung, they're bodies, along with the men responsible for hanging them, disappear.

Crash_Plague
12-12-2009, 01:25 PM
14. The pope was an atheist.

Hurri211
12-12-2009, 01:26 PM
Got another one.
15. Gondola pilots(?) are blind

aqil23
12-12-2009, 01:30 PM
16 .You can swim for 1000 miles without tiring

Captain Tomatoz
12-12-2009, 01:35 PM
17. Guards own a donkey called Bruno http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

aqil23
12-12-2009, 01:35 PM
18 .While you're being hunted you can be unnoticed by sitting down on a bench with the same clothes and with weapons..

aqil23
12-12-2009, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Tony6593:
17. Guards own a donkey called Bruno http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif really?

kingbren08
12-12-2009, 01:38 PM
19. you can kneel in front of a bed praying for 30 years without eating, drinking , aging and you can show no sign of movement whatsoever

Blood-drop
12-12-2009, 01:56 PM
20.Women in the 1400 can Never age (cladia.meria.paula.ect)

Cpt.Gumz
12-12-2009, 01:59 PM
21. You can cut someones throat with a broom

Captain Tomatoz
12-12-2009, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by aqil23:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tony6593:
17. Guards own a donkey called Bruno http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif really? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

some of the guards say that they bring out bruno the donkey on people like ezio http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

zitl
12-12-2009, 02:01 PM
22. Assassin's Creed 2 isn't a video game - and everything is permitted...

Pooont
12-12-2009, 02:22 PM
23. Haystacks can hold an infinite number of dead bodies.

Zeusdude2020
12-12-2009, 02:26 PM
23. The Truth IS actually written in blood.

Blood-drop
12-12-2009, 02:26 PM
24. Brace Yourselfs Its NOt Realhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

AzureRequiem
12-12-2009, 02:28 PM
25. Guards in AC2 are perverts, and will abandon their posts, no matter how important, to stare at some *****s.

Also, even when we hit 50, keep them coming. I can't put ALL of them in the video, but the best get in. So...

Tankasaurus
12-12-2009, 02:30 PM
26. Flying head first into fires with a highly flammable device isn't a recipe for disaster.

zitl
12-12-2009, 02:42 PM
27. If you are a templar, -RUN.

EzioAssassin51
12-12-2009, 03:12 PM
28: in the 1400s Sweepers were sweeping absolutely nothing up and painters constantly forgot the paint on their brushes

edwardkidd33
12-12-2009, 03:40 PM
29. no one in the 1400's can hear a gun being fired except dogs

jollybuu
12-12-2009, 03:49 PM
30:

If u assassin 2 humans and then assassin 2 humans again ? - TIME STOPS

nicky117
12-12-2009, 03:49 PM
31. if you pick up dying bodies and put them on each other, it looks like a worm and the height of the pile never increases

SWJS
12-12-2009, 03:52 PM
32. Over the course of 30 years, nobody in the Renaissance ever had to use the bathroom, or take a bath, or change clothes, or sleep.

Neo_Age
12-12-2009, 03:53 PM
31. Street doctors sell hallucinogenic poisons to someone in a hood and sporting many weapons, repeatedly, without asking questions and for the same price.

32. People are stupid enough to run and grab money thats been thrown at a guard suffering from the above mentioned poisons.

33. Contrary to logic, the bodies of ancient assassins from all over the ancient world are located in rennissance italy and in elaberate crypts ussually located in churches.

34. Giant squids live under Venice.

35. You can wear the same outfit for 20 years and no one will figure out YOU are the assassin thats been going around killing people.

36. Ezio perfers his coffee with cream and sugar.

37. Dispite never having seen a handheld pistol before, black smiths can sell sets of 6 bullets complete with an assassins logo to you, along with throwing knives and smoke bombs.

TheEpicWolf
12-12-2009, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by HewieAlbino:
6. You can always land safely in a pile of hay/flowers/leaves regardless of how high you fell from.

6.5 - You can also leap onto a random person and from a fairly high height and not be injured!

nicky117
12-12-2009, 03:56 PM
38. apparently, all guard names are ragazi, or its a name for a lower rank

39. Ezio was the only one who could swim in the 1400's in Italy

caswallawn_2k7
12-12-2009, 04:14 PM
40. guards could be thrown off high ledges and no body would look up.

enz0ablo
12-12-2009, 04:25 PM
41. apparently minstrels only like to annoy Ezio

caswallawn_2k7
12-12-2009, 04:44 PM
42. the courtesans and thieves in the villa city are terminators and as such don't bleed, cant be hurt and don't die.

SWJS
12-12-2009, 04:57 PM
43. Guards can take a throwing knife to the torso and shrug it off, but a second one is enough for them to die.

44. Villas never had doors.

45. Dogs bark every time a gun is fired.

46. Gondola pilots couldn't swim and committed suicide by jumping into the water every time someone got on their boat.

47. Pickpockets and Couriers are immortal and always come back no matter how many times you kill them.

zitl
12-12-2009, 04:58 PM
Gondola pilots couldn't swim and committed suicide by jumping into the water every time someone got on their boat.

Lol.

Neo_Age
12-12-2009, 05:34 PM
48. A man with a dead eye (mario) has good enough depth perception to throw knives and decide if they will kill or merely knock a sword out of someones hand.

49. A message attached to a pigons leg will tell you who to kill next.

50. Templar runners will always make it to their destination in the knick of time.

YAY I GOT TO 50!!!111!!!one one one

EzioAssassin51
12-12-2009, 05:37 PM
(Dam you Neo! You posted just before me but i didn't do fifty!)

51. In the 1400s people could get slugged with a battle axe and only lose a little bit of life.

52. in the 1400s Guards are only able to see you if you are in targeting distance, not if you are in a direct line in front of them

53. Ezio can only assassinate people in catacombs right before they are going to alert more guards

54. How to swear in Italian (funny how no one said that)

Avl521
12-12-2009, 05:53 PM
55. If you throw throwing knifes while running in a very high place you can fly

56. Even though they have more money than the world has people Modern templars won't use guns.

57. Changing the color of your clothes doesn't affect notoriety, even with the same suit and being full of weapons no one ever guesses that dude is an assassin.

58. If You have a scar on your lip your destined to be one of the most badass assassins ever... just don't tell anyone

thekyle0
12-12-2009, 06:05 PM
59. <STRIKE>How to swear in Italian</STRIKE> Capes aren't as inconvenient as you may have thought.

60. Using a ladder to get over a 3-meter-high fence is stupid when you can build a flying machine to get over it.

61. Press B to get layed.

EDIT: It turns out I'm a copycat. (59)

EzioAssassin51
12-12-2009, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by thekyle0:
59. How to swear in Italian

60. Using a ladder to get over a 3-meter-high fence is stupid when you can build a flying machine to get over it.

61. Press B to get layed.

59. YOU COPIED ME http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

60. Lol! god one! Never thought of that

61. How?????? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

edwardkidd33
12-12-2009, 07:58 PM
62. while running after a gaurd who is going to alert other gaurds your ability to stop for 5 seconds and use throwing knives dosent exist.

63. everyone you meet in life who has ever helped you with something is either gay or an assassin

64. everyone in assassin's creed lineage looks the same in the game except ezio.

thekyle0
12-12-2009, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by EzioAssassin51:
59. YOU COPIED ME http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif Sorry, I didn't read a few of the posts. #59 has been edited now.

Originally posted by EzioAssassin51:
61. How?????? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif By pressing B. (on the xbox at least)

AzureRequiem
12-12-2009, 08:37 PM
65. In the 1400's, it was a generally accepted fighting style to surround your opponent and attack one at a time.

If I can edit the title, I'm going to change this to 500 Things, but only 50 will go into the video. ^^

If I can't change it, can someone get a mod to?

senile old coot
12-12-2009, 08:54 PM
66. blood evaporates after around 6-8 seconds.

67. guards fail at archery.

68.Rodrigo Borgia looks even more overweight in the pope outfit.

69.ezios purpose in life was to feel left out and confused while a crazy woman talks to someone who isn't there.

70. ezio probably has chlamydia.

71. ezio had absolutely no idea how to walk with groups of people before meeting paola

AzureRequiem
12-12-2009, 09:03 PM
71. Medicine in the 1400's was the best ever made, considering it can heal you from being stabbed by a spear, hit by an axe, or pushed (pushed, fell, whatever) off a building.

72. Collecting random feathers makes your village more profitable.

73. No matter how fast you run or how far you fall, your hood never moves. Ever.

74. No matter how fast you run or how many buildings you climb, you never need to catch your breath. Ever.

75. No one outside of the Auditore family lineage can swim. No one. I mean it, no one.

edwardkidd33
12-12-2009, 09:10 PM
76. you can cut the throat of someone with a broom. (talk about a HIDDEN blade)

77. even tho your the son of a banker, are an apprentice banker and even OWN a bank you still cant use one.

senile old coot
12-12-2009, 09:15 PM
78. machiavelli plays an integral role in the games plot

79. *****s can do the leap of faith

nicky117
12-12-2009, 09:17 PM
80. no matter how far you fall you can grab something on a building and not get hurt.

81. no matter how long you run around, sit idle, or fight gaurds, you never have to go #1 or #2

82. people who had humans as slaves can see into the future

Sparty2020
12-12-2009, 09:40 PM
83. In the 15th century sneaking in and assassinating the Pope was as easy as using the front door

84. You can still run 100 meter, fighting off bloodthirsty guards and bards, with an arrow in your leg if you curse nasty enough =D

Avl521
12-12-2009, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by edwardkidd33:
77. even tho your the son of a banker, are an apprentice banker and even OWN a bank you still cant use one.
LMFAO I had forgotten about that TINY detail hahaha

Xaerxion
12-12-2009, 10:05 PM
85. In the 15th century bumping into an idiot carrying stuff could make you notorious while bumping into people who were fishing, causing them to fall into the water and drown didn't make you notorious.

86. Before your father died, there was no such thing as guards and you could pickpocket to your heart's content.

Neo_Age
12-12-2009, 10:08 PM
85. Coth armor is infinitely more powerful then metal armor and does not break.

86. The Vatican is built on a ancient giant super computer.

87. Ezio is just the messenger.

88. We're all doomed in 2012.

89. You can perform insane acrobatic activites, climb tall buildings and perform leaps of faiths from the top of the tallest buildings... and everyone is only mildly interested when they watch.

Avl521
12-12-2009, 10:16 PM
90. Even though gay Leonardo figured out the codex pages in seconds.

91. Leonardo's flying machine actually worked

92. Certain people never get tired of asking if you want to take a look at the book...

93. After you're done rebuilding a villa an architect's job is to keep standing in the same spot throughout eternity.

edit: Damn I had to change numbers since Neo_Age beat me to it...

SWJS
12-12-2009, 10:16 PM
94. Guards can leap 10 feet from a horse onto a carraige and never lose their grip.

95. There are invisible walls preventing you from falling off a cliff.

96. If Ezio walked into a district that he wasn't supposed to, he would drop dead on the spot.

97. You can get stabbed, fall on the floor, and get back up completely fine five minutes later.

OzDavis
12-12-2009, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Pooont:
23. Haystacks can hold an infinite number of dead bodies. ...and never get any bigger!

98. You can kill a trained soldier with one hit, but you can't put a horse down no matter how hard you try.

99. There is no such thing as a vegan assassin.

100. To solve a good conspiracy, you must first go after the patsies!

HewieAlbino
12-13-2009, 12:49 AM
101. If you have a home in the mountains, build walls that appear like fences to p*ss fence-leaping Assassins off.

102. Nobody would look at sparkly treasure chests containing 500 florins but will go crazy over 10 scattered around on the ground.

103. Parkour has to be taken in consideration when building cities.

104. Donating enough money will clear the skies.

EzioAssassin51
12-13-2009, 01:11 AM
lol to all yours!

105. You can beat the pope up, let him live and get away with it without being wanted at all!

106. While wearing a mask at a carnival, you can't become notorious because no one can be bothers printing a photo of you with a mask on.

107. People who bare false witness against you once can be killed and you become Incognito.

108. Nobody cares that you killed two doges so you don't become wanted.

109. Ezio or Desmond has some brain damage because sequences 12 and 13 were corrupted!

Blood-drop
12-13-2009, 03:35 AM
110.The popes staff is a pice of eden.

111. If you spend too long on ac1 and 2 you start to have hulusionations(spelling!) that your an assassin

mikeh1294
12-13-2009, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by Avl521:
90. Even though gay Leonardo figured out the codex pages in seconds.

What has his sexuality got to do with anything? Some people may find that offensive you know.

itsamea-mario
12-13-2009, 06:01 AM
112. although transporting a fragile flying machine with a wingspan of over 7 feet is accomplishablr in 5 minutes, climbing a 5 foot fence is impossible, and would take much longer than lighting fires all around the city.

HewieAlbino
12-13-2009, 06:24 AM
113. A wooden carriage carrying said flying machine as well as the inventor's entire workshop can be lifted up by one man.

114. When constructing a building, no matter how smooth and pristine it has to look, always make sure to include a random wooden plank for someone to get a good view of the city.

bkkwolf
12-13-2009, 07:25 AM
115. Ezio's uncle & mother keep track on number of feathers
116. Should ezio kills some1 important with poison (throwing knife, pistol) and walk away - he will be back to hold them & say "rest in peace" in Italian

Avl521
12-13-2009, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by bkkwolf:
116. Should ezio kills some1 important with poison (throwing knife, pistol) and walk away - he will be back to hold them & say "rest in peace" in Italian

Requiescat in pace http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
117. When Ezio Stabs a templer in the head he somehow has enought time to talk and reveal the conspiracy...

118. After a templar is killed he and his assassin are transported to a white empty world.

NeonXXV
12-13-2009, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by Avl521:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bkkwolf:
116. Should ezio kills some1 important with poison (throwing knife, pistol) and walk away - he will be back to hold them & say "rest in peace" in Italian

Requiescat in pace http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's actually in Latin, not Italian. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

119. WHen you pick up the pigeon to read a killing contract, the pigeon is NEVER going to try to escape.

bkkwolf
12-13-2009, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by NeonXXV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Avl521:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bkkwolf:
116. Should ezio kills some1 important with poison (throwing knife, pistol) and walk away - he will be back to hold them & say "rest in peace" in Italian

Requiescat in pace http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's actually in Latin, not Italian. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

120. Ezio loves going into the locals personal life (beating up husbands, reading peoples' letters)

121. You can steal money from theifs and Borgia Courriers by simply throwing a knife at them.

NuclearFuss
12-13-2009, 08:37 AM
122. The extremely rare nun who runs a brothel can be smokin' hot.

senile old coot
12-13-2009, 08:39 AM
123. guards are so arrogant that when guarding a chest/codex page they leave the buildings door wide open so people can see exactly what they're guarding

124. the pope is willing to give a substantial amount of deadly weapons to someone ''as long as nobody is killed'' with them

OzDavis
12-13-2009, 08:51 AM
125. If a chest is worth guarding when it's full of money, it's just as worthy after it's been robbed.

nicky117
12-13-2009, 09:02 AM
126. Uncle Mario is secretly Mario.

127. Assasins and Templars secretly put the eagle into the cage [http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif].I mean, how do you think they get more templars and assasins at a young age?

itsamea-mario
12-13-2009, 09:21 AM
128. Some of the most famous and expensive paintings in history can be purchased from anyone of the many art merchants in italy.

DarkAutocon
12-13-2009, 09:59 AM
129. in reniassance Italy feathers are very valuable to young boys that go to sleep during the day.

younas456
12-13-2009, 10:08 AM
130: ezio IS god he can walk on water

kingbren08
12-13-2009, 10:53 AM
131. if your the pope and you get stabbed in the neck you still have the strength to push a fully grown man off of you

132. adam and eve had no buttcracks

Samuel032593
12-13-2009, 10:54 AM
133: Even though he was only seventeen and his brother nineteen, both were fully capable of performing masterful assassin's parkou and it was Ezio's first roof top race ever lol.

134: Leonardo likes to tell you where to go "Ezio, here, over here!!!!!!!!!"( Over and OVER again)

135: Apparently Ezio can headbutt a fully armer brute in his helmet and feel "Nothing" at all, while the brute is totally stunned lol. I'm sorry, but that was totally stupid to put in lololol.

senile old coot
12-13-2009, 11:12 AM
136.ezio will happily blow his time looking for eagle feathers randomly dotted around the city, but he will never dare to take any from the eagles perched atop viewpoints.

137. wind has no affect on eagle feathers

AzureRequiem
12-13-2009, 11:35 AM
138. In Renaissance Italy, people kept their entire life savings outside their house in pretty red or gold boxes, then either hid them on a roof or ledge, or hired a guard or two to protect it, even though they've been specially trained to never turn around. Ever.

Edengoth
12-13-2009, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Avl521:
90. Even though gay Leonardo figured out the codex pages in seconds.
Right. Because liking guys is inversely correlated to decoding skills. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

139. Ezio seems to have no reservations about repeatedly putting his hidden blade in the hands of a gay guy so that he can fiddle with it.

140. People and banks were required by law in Renaissance Italy to put their fortunes in ostentatious boxes, then provide the locations of these boxes to local art merchants.

141. There are only 103 eagle feathers in all of Italy, and Maria somehow knows this.

Edit: Thanks, Al_Mualims_Nan. I didn't notice.

senile old coot
12-13-2009, 12:07 PM
np http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

itsamea-mario
12-13-2009, 12:37 PM
142. in renaisance italy, karma was so powersul that if you killed to many innocent people you would drop dead.

143. altough ezio was born and raised in florence and constantly visits there he never visited the east side of the city accross the bridges.

144. several hidden locations with secret passages which only the assassins can find can still be packed with templars.

kingbren08
12-13-2009, 12:38 PM
142. every blacksmith in italy had altairs sword at the same time

143. whenever you walk a little bit faster than anyone else guards know your an assasin

mikeh1294
12-13-2009, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by kingbren08:
142. every blacksmith in italy had altairs sword at the same time

You can only get the sword at the villa's blacksmith I think...

Aiyakido
12-13-2009, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Darkautocon:
129. in reniassance Italy feathers are very valuable to young boys that go to sleep during the day.

said boy was sick with an unknown disease and almost never came outside.

and further more kids collect and give value to al kinds of silly objects (stones, play card's, toys and so on)

anyway:

144: Although Tuscani was at almost constant state of war with Firenze, wearing a cloack linking you to the head of state of Firenze wil make you incognito in Tuscani

Neo_Age
12-13-2009, 01:34 PM
145. Menstrels hunt in packs of three or more at the most inopperatunte time for you.

146. In the rennissance, italians spoke perfect English and only cursed in their native tounge.

147. You can climb out of a sewer and the guards on patrol wont bat an eyelash when they pass you by.

148. Art merchants in each city only had five pieces of art to sell for two decades and refused to issue reprints.

149. Apparently there is a major artery located right below the belt buckel of italians.

150. No one notices a guard being pulled into a pile of hey and never coming out, even in a crowded court yard.

I win again!!!11!!1!11one one one

thekyle0
12-13-2009, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Neo_Age:
146. In the rennissance, italians spoke perfect English and only cursed in their native tounge. The animus does the translation. It explains this in AC1 if you talk with Lucy after sessions, and AC2 if you talk to Rebecca before testing Desmond's skill rentention.

Originally posted by Neo_Age:
149. Apparently there is a major artery located right below the belt buckel of italians. We all have major arteries there.

151. Falling from almost 100ft. in the air and not getting hurt at all is a skill that Desmond can learn through the bleeding effect.

152. It takes Ezio 2 years to get from San Gimignano to Florence after killing the Pazzi conspirators.

SWJS
12-13-2009, 01:59 PM
153. Every historical figure in history except for Leonardo da Vinci was either a templar or an assassin or worked with a templar or an assassin, and at one point in time they all used a magic disco ball created by our ancient alien forefathers to make their dreams of ruling a country/raising the dead/inventing technologial advances come true.

thekyle0
12-13-2009, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by EzioTheAssassin:
151. Every historical figure in history was either a templar or an assassin, and at one point in time they all used a magic disco ball created by our ancient alien forefathers to make their dreams of ruling a country come true. Except for Leonardo Davinchi. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

SWJS
12-13-2009, 02:04 PM
Right, thank's Kyle. can't leave out good ol' Leo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

153. Every historical figure in history except for Leonardo da Vinci was either a templar or an assassin or worked with a templar or an assassin, and at one point in time they all used a magic disco ball created by our ancient alien forefathers to make their dreams of ruling a country/raising the dead/inventing technologial advances come true.

154. Leonardo da Vinci was always happy when near Ezio, but couldn't care less about anyone else, even the man who just gave him a tour of Venice.

TobiasSnow
12-13-2009, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by nitres155:
12 .leonardo da vinci was maybe gay Somebody has probably already replied to this but I'm tired and can't be bothered to read through just yeah... But DaVinci actually was gay. After the illegalisation of homosexuality in many European countries and a consequential scuffle he had with the law he embraced a life of celibacy... Or at least a unique level of discretion that one could only expect from an extremely well connected genius (and possible savant).

Avl521
12-13-2009, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by TobiasSnow:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nitres155:
12 .leonardo da vinci was maybe gay Somebody has probably already replied to this but I'm tired and can't be bothered to read through just yeah... But DaVinci actually was gay. After the illegalisation of homosexuality in many European countries and a consequential scuffle he had with the law he embraced a life of celibacy... Or at least a unique level of discretion that one could only expect from an extremely well connected genius (and possible savant). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hmm... I think that would explain his in game attitude... I guess Ubi does go for historical accuracy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Neo_Age
12-13-2009, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by TobiasSnow:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nitres155:
12 .leonardo da vinci was maybe gay Somebody has probably already replied to this but I'm tired and can't be bothered to read through just yeah... But DaVinci actually was gay. After the illegalisation of homosexuality in many European countries and a consequential scuffle he had with the law he embraced a life of celibacy... Or at least a unique level of discretion that one could only expect from an extremely well connected genius (and possible savant). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I dont think there is any hard evidence that points to this other than mention that a young asistant had a thing for clothing. If I recall there are some thoughts circulating that he was asexual (didnt care for one sex or the other) but I cant be bothered to go look for it.

NuclearFuss
12-13-2009, 03:07 PM
155. Even though apparently gay, Leonardo has connections to all brothels in Italy. And their owners.

Captain Tomatoz
12-13-2009, 03:50 PM
156. Shadows moved like clocks

senile old coot
12-13-2009, 04:58 PM
157. meat cleavers are sold by blacksmiths at extautionate prices

HewieAlbino
12-13-2009, 05:11 PM
158. Poisoning a guard, throwing money towards them and watching civilians get slaughtered does not desync Desmond. That means it is something Ezio actually did. (from tvtropes)

159. In Renaissace Italy, clothes dry off in seconds.

160. Horses are more loyal than dogs.

senile old coot
12-13-2009, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by HewieAlbino:
158. Poisoning a guard, throwing money towards them and watching civilians get slaughtered does not desync Desmond. That means it is something Ezio actually did. (from tvtropes)


161. nor does assaulting the elderly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

GanYu
12-13-2009, 05:54 PM
162 trying to fly isnt the best way to get around -_-

bkkwolf
12-13-2009, 07:04 PM
163 All of Art merchants offer delivery service

NekoKera
12-13-2009, 07:23 PM
164. Over multiple decades you never have to use the restroom once. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

One constipated assassin.

senile old coot
12-13-2009, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by mystic_wolf83:
164. Over multiple decades you never have to use the restroom once. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

One constipated assassin.

haha. perhaps he spent all those skipped years removing all his plugged up waste(the DLC would be hilarious tbh)

SWJS
12-13-2009, 07:31 PM
165. Assassins only get info on a target on their birthdays.

nicky117
12-13-2009, 07:34 PM
166. no matter how many times desmond gets hit with a baton, he doesn't die, however, if he hits them a couple time they die

167. In Soviet Russia, YOU KILL ASSASIN!

OzDavis
12-13-2009, 08:44 PM
168. It's impossible to parry someone else's fist with your sword.

Koemi
12-13-2009, 09:19 PM
169. When you're throwing a guard that's hanging around your neck while you're driving a crazy carriage, you don't have to worry about rocks and cliffs that's in front of you.

170. Doctors are also drug dealers.

171. an Assassin-in-training cannot shave after he became a ranked Assassin

172. Altair did not like his brethren to change the color of his armors & cloaks.

173. back in those days, people can make love without taking of their clothes (Altair, Maria, Ezio)

174. You can be a millionaire and there's nothing you can buy rather than chemicals.

Avl521
12-13-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Koemi:
173. back in those days, people can make love without taking of their clothes (Altair, Maria, Ezio)
uhm... I'm pretty sure they did take their clothes off... just we don't see it because of rating

175. hallucinating is only dangerous if it lasts more than 30 seconds

OzDavis
12-13-2009, 09:30 PM
175. Weapons are "generally...made for swinging at people..."

HewieAlbino
12-13-2009, 09:35 PM
176. If you find an old robe in a musty chest belonging to your father, don't ask questions just wear it.

Dragonfire126
12-13-2009, 09:46 PM
177. When you tear down a poster and kill a guard after that, the poster instantly reappears

178. Swim forever

179. Run forever

180. It takes five seconds to get on a rooftop

Koemi
12-13-2009, 09:47 PM
181. Wives that were cheated in that era hires a random stranger to beat their hubbies up, and hubbies then become a good puppy and go home.

182. Lorenzo can still ask you to assassinate targets even after his death

183. it never rains in italy.

184. 10 florins comes in more than 20 coins

185. you can carry millions florins (assuming they are all in coins) in a belt pouch that's no bigger than your palm.

Koemi
12-13-2009, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Avl521:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Koemi:
173. back in those days, people can make love without taking of their clothes (Altair, Maria, Ezio)
uhm... I'm pretty sure they did take their clothes off... just we don't see it because of rating </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Remember that dream/bleeding effect that Desmond had? Altair and Maria just did it like that on top of a tower and a bale of hay. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

nicky117
12-13-2009, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Koemi:

185. you can carry millions florins (assuming they are all in coins) in a belt pouch that's no bigger than your palm.
actually, it's in the bank, cause Claudia said that and I quote, "when the chest gets full, you'll have to carry it to the bank yourself"

OzDavis
12-14-2009, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by nicky117:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Koemi:
185. you can carry millions florins (assuming they are all in coins) in a belt pouch that's no bigger than your palm. actually, it's in the bank, cause Claudia said that and I quote, "when the chest gets full, you'll have to carry it to the bank yourself" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>How can it be in the bank?
I didn't take any money to the bank.
I can't even walk into the bank!

186. The rear end of Vidic's truck is protected by an invisible force field that you can't penetrate no matter how hard you try!

senile old coot
12-14-2009, 02:13 AM
187. mercenaries and courtesans are happy to accept fees of 150 florins (presumably split between the group, 30 florins each?)

188. templars like to let mercenaries keep their obscenely large weaponry when imprisoning them.

EzioAssassin51
12-14-2009, 02:47 AM
189. The only people not allowed to bump into guards are assassins, everyone else can get away with it.

190. If you are wearing a hooded cloak-like costume and you are near a dead body and you have weapons you are thought to be an Assassin.

191. In the 1400's anyone could do parkour or run no matter whether or not they are wearing a dress.

192. timing your gun shot with a firework never works!

senile old coot
12-14-2009, 02:48 AM
193. borgia courriers, minstrels, corrupt officials and robbers all wear uniforms

194. if you stray away from a group of hired courtesans and are caught, the guards will completely disregard you, and totally destroy the courtesans (maybe they gave them chlamydia the night before i'm really not sure tbh)

195. al mualim presented altair with a poorer weapon than his current one as a reward for completing a number of assassinations.

Xaerxion
12-14-2009, 05:09 AM
196. Tearing down 4 posters will make everyone forget you just killed the doge, massacred 50 guards and steal 1000 flourins.

SWJS
12-14-2009, 05:15 AM
197. Modern-day puns, curses, and jokes existed back in the 1400s.

Koemi
12-14-2009, 05:46 AM
198. They have magic dyes/Shout! back then. Proof: when you dye your clothes from white to black then back to white, the white part is still shiny bright, and the red is still bright red.

199. If you have the Assassin's heritage, you don't have to worry about rupture tendons, shattered bones and dislocated joints when you "grab" during a long fall and/or fell from rooftops.

Neo_Age
12-14-2009, 06:58 AM
200. Eagle vision lets you see secret panels, reveals if someone is a friend, foe or your target based on the aura they are giving off.

201. You can kill nearly everyone with one hit if you approach them from the back, every other time requires 3-6 successful hits.

202. The walled city of Tuscany can not be entered other than through the gates..... save for a decaying wall with convenient baskets stacked to allow someone to quickly get in.

HewieAlbino
12-14-2009, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by Koemi:
199. If you have the Assassin's heritage, you don't have to worry about rupture tendons, shattered bones and dislocated joints when you "grab" during a long fall and/or fell from rooftops.

That always bugged me. If that happened in real-life, you won't just dislocate joints, you'll lose the entire arm! Or at least break a couple of fingers.

Which brings me to say...

203. Ezio has really strong fingers http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

204. Despite working for and protecting the most dangerous and secretive organization in the world, Abstergo's security officers will get their a**es whooped by a girl -_-

205. Desmond uses extremely strong deodorant.

206. During the Renaissance, curfew for teenage boys is sunset.

itsamea-mario
12-14-2009, 10:31 AM
207. people in 15th century italy where much more passive and had no quarrel with diving off a very tall building being completely submerged, then climb straight out the water up a building and then do some parkour.

208. renaisance clothes either dried very quickly or the average temperature of italy at that time was atleast 100 degrese celcius.

GrndConjuration
12-14-2009, 01:54 PM
209. Certain traitorous thieves were very fond of each other... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHjyfhJDyXs (this is my video, by the way).

210. Ezio only thought of taking the weapons of dead guards instead of buying them when he wasn't already carrying a sword.

211. Ezio was "too hot" for certain Renaissance civilians.

212. Your uncle Mario will sometimes tell you to hurry up and die, as well as imply to be a cannibal, when you spar against him.

213. Someone in the Villa Auditore was a painter, and an even bigger procrastinator than Leonardo da Vinci, who was only once invited to Monteriggioni to decipher some codex pages. He is then immediately dismissed for the duration of Ezio's life.

214. An entire league of assassins can jump off the same viewpoint into the same bale of hay within one second of each other and there aren't any accidental collisions.

215. It would take longer to dispatch four guards in one location than to clear out five times as many throughout the entire district and set up dozens of elaborate fires so that you can use a primitive glider instead.

216. Lucy will walk right past you if you start grabbing your head and leaning on a wall for support while you hallucinate into a complete black-out.

217. The fastest and easiest way to learn a new language is to pretend to be an assassin.

thekyle0
12-14-2009, 03:31 PM
218. When Ezio gets in a fist fight with guards, they won't use their weapons to counter attack; they'd rather punch him back while still holding the weapon.

219. As a reward for collecting feathers, uncle Mario will give you a special hammer so long as you pay 40,000 florins for it.

220. Leonardo doesn't know when Ezio's birthday is.

HewieAlbino
12-14-2009, 05:24 PM
221. Winning a horse race will get you laid.

senile old coot
12-14-2009, 05:32 PM
222. the real nobility are thieves *****s and mercenaries

bladencrowd
12-14-2009, 05:47 PM
223. Ever notice how the villa chest can be full at 200 florins at the start of the game and 60000 florins at the end, but the chest never gets bigger?

EzioAssassin51
12-14-2009, 06:14 PM
224. In the 1400s some people loved their swords so much they named them with names like Bianca!

225. It's impossible to get hot while wearing the Assassins Uniform.

226. There are always guards guarding something random eg. A Library in a hidden tomb or a wine cellar (must guard the 200 year old wine!)

227. in the 1400s, guards thought being a guard was surposed to be an easy job.

228. Doing something in high profile can make you notorious.

229. in the 1400s, smoke cleared in about 10 seconds

Avl521
12-14-2009, 06:19 PM
230. Some of your memories may be corrupted... but money will unlock them later on!!! XD

TobiasSnow
12-14-2009, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by sackboy411:
155. Even though apparently gay, Leonardo has connections to all brothels in Italy. And their owners. Many of which would have had rent boys, even if they weren't depicted in game....

231. Renaissance had no rent boys.

thekyle0
12-14-2009, 06:31 PM
232. Nobody ever noticed the Assassin logo-shaped hole that Ezio left in the middle of the floor inside San Marco.

Xaerxion
12-14-2009, 07:39 PM
233. Horses during the renaissance were immortal. They get wounded so many times by blades and yet they can still gallop at a fast speed.

HewieAlbino
12-14-2009, 07:53 PM
234. Horses don't splash.

235. People usually hang up empty frames in their villas.

236. Having a portrait room in the creepy attic of the villa that can only access through a creepy passageway is indeed creepy.

Koemi
12-14-2009, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Avl521:
230. Some of your memories may be corrupted... but money will unlock them later on!!! XD

good point! remember what Ezio said "money's always nice"? Now I know what he meant. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

237. People back then had so little entertainment that they found beat-up wonton hubby cheerful and exciting.

238. Assassins' clothes must be made with antimatter coz no blood ever stain on them longer than 5 sec.

239. Leonardo could decode any codex pages, make a gliding machine and pistol, studied human anatomy, but was fascinated by a tiny, not-for-sale, wooden humanoid art model.

240. Farmers back then worked 24/7 shifts.

GrndConjuration
12-14-2009, 08:08 PM
Here's a new one.

241. In 1488 it was apparently illegal to tackle any wandering musicians.

newtype78
12-14-2009, 08:37 PM
242. apparently in renaissance Italy all art merchants had free delivery and installation, talk about service.

Neo_Age
12-14-2009, 08:39 PM
243. Eagles dissapear once you step on their perch.

244. injecting poison into someone with a primitive syringe has a glass breaking sound.

245. an assassins blades are so sharp they can cut through guards armor like a hot knife though butter... so long as it goes through the back first.

246. Modern templars, dispite supposively being responsable for every advancement for humanity since the beginning, still can only find one and a half guards.

247. After being mistaken for killing the doge when you infact were trying to save him, putting a mask on will make sure people dont think you are the guy that reportedly kill the doge.

248. Thiefs go through the trouble of running into you, opening your coin purse, and only take about 100 florien from you, dispite the fact it would be easier to take the whole bag.

249. A guards vision is just as good at night as it is in the day.

250. Dispite crashing his flying machine into the city and or river, Leonardo can expertly repair it and have it ready for launch once again later that night.

we have offically reached the half way point of what we have learned from AC2.

newtype78
12-14-2009, 08:54 PM
251. Apparently you can murder a farmer in the mountains in front of his family, and come back in 5 minutes and they have completely forgotten about you.

Avl521
12-14-2009, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Neo_Age:
250. Dispite crashing his flying machine into the city and or river, Leonardo can expertly repair it and have it ready for launch once again later that night.

we have offically reached the half way point of what we have learned from AC2.

YAY!! half of the things missing.
btw, 250, could be attributed to Ezio Desynchronizing and the animus makes desmond replay that memory till he gets it right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

252. Even though you always have the pouch with the PoE you never use it...

TheHellequin
12-14-2009, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Neo_Age:
248. Thiefs go through the trouble of running into you, opening your coin purse, and only take about 100 florien from you, dispite the fact it would be easier to take the whole bag.


Sometimes 10000000 florins are rather heavy.

J Saint777
12-14-2009, 09:25 PM
253: If you're an indirect descendant of gods you can stab someone in the throat, talk to them, then decide you really didn't want to stab them in the throat and let them live.

254: The gods were womanizing pigs

255: Just about every cool person ever was an evil Templar.

256: Templars, for all their incredible technology, never learned how to use guns.

257: Ezio discovered Star Wars

258: Prostitutes have some of the best advice you can get.

259: Armor created by 12th Century Middle Eastern Assassins does not rust or break, no matter what you do to it.

260: Nothing is impenetrable.

This is fun

SWJS
12-14-2009, 09:42 PM
261. There are invisible bubbles on the pillars near Palazzo Ducale preventing assassins from catching the ledge at the top.

262. The only way anyone could get inti Palazzo Ducale was to either magically teleport in, or fly in. Thank you for flying da Vinci airlines.

HewieAlbino
12-14-2009, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by JSaint777:
260: Nothing is impenetrable.


Aww man! How can anyone forget about that? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol

263. Italy has some of the strongest roof tiles ever. They don't break, fall off or crack despite 200lbs landing on them.

264. Guards carry less than 10 florins on them.

Neo_Age
12-14-2009, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by SirDagworth:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Neo_Age:
248. Thiefs go through the trouble of running into you, opening your coin purse, and only take about 100 florien from you, dispite the fact it would be easier to take the whole bag.


Sometimes 10000000 florins are rather heavy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

265. Ezio is able to carry 10,000,000 Florins and perform all moves required of an assassin with ease AND without making any sound what so ever.

J Saint777
12-14-2009, 09:56 PM
266: Contrary to popular belief, armor DOES NOT slow you down in any way.

Neo_Age
12-14-2009, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Avl521:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Neo_Age:
250. Dispite crashing his flying machine into the city and or river, Leonardo can expertly repair it and have it ready for launch once again later that night.

we have offically reached the half way point of what we have learned from AC2.

YAY!! half of the things missing.
btw, 250, could be attributed to Ezio Desynchronizing and the animus makes desmond replay that memory till he gets it right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

252. Even though you always have the pouch with the PoE you never use it... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was refering to the first flight, the one before Leonardo has the brilliant idea to have his paper and wood flying machine pass over open bon fires to violently lift it up several feet into the air while carrying at least 200 pounds of weight, being piloted by a novice and dodging flaming arrows. Leonardo Da'Vinci, what a crazy cat.

Avl521
12-14-2009, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by Neo_Age:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Avl521:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Neo_Age:
250. Dispite crashing his flying machine into the city and or river, Leonardo can expertly repair it and have it ready for launch once again later that night.

we have offically reached the half way point of what we have learned from AC2.

YAY!! half of the things missing.
btw, 250, could be attributed to Ezio Desynchronizing and the animus makes desmond replay that memory till he gets it right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

252. Even though you always have the pouch with the PoE you never use it... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was refering to the first flight, the one before Leonardo has the brilliant idea to have his paper and wood flying machine pass over open bon fires to violently lift it up several feet into the air while carrying at least 200 pounds of weight, being piloted by a novice and dodging flaming arrows. Leonardo Da'Vinci, what a crazy cat. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol sorry I thought you meant the sequence of "shoot! shoot the flying demon!"

Bampire
12-14-2009, 10:11 PM
267. Wearing all that metal, and Ezio doesn't seem to sink in water.

268. After the guards are chasing Ezio, he blends into the crowd, after blending into the crowd and passing those same guards they don't double take, and chase him down once more. Talk about short memory span.

EzioAssassin51
12-14-2009, 10:31 PM
267. In the 1400s you could swim as long and you wanted with the heaviest armor ever and not be weighed down!

268. Ezio is too much of a wimp to grab the top of the fence around the Palazzo, fight a few guards or even run a bit up a wall and at least try to grab the ledge that is only a few cm away from him (he just doesn't want to grab it!)

269. Leonardo was a great inventor but he couldn't be bothered adding a mechanism to the flying machine that would help flap it's wings.

270. In the 1400s people found it easier to set fire to half a city than to fight off 4 big guards.

271. Ezio doesn't like climbing some things like gates you could actually climb!!

272. The Devs really liked Mario and Luigi (Uncle Mario and the guards that looked like Luigi)

273. Birds didn't mind being grabbed by someone and they didn't bother to fly away! They also acted as a GPS in the 1400s!

eZpiri2
12-14-2009, 11:45 PM
274. Lute players are rather attracted to hooded men than rich men

275. When a guard is thrown off a building, people run or be curious, when an assassin falls off a building and dies, no one cares.

OzDavis
12-15-2009, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by EzioAssassin51:
272. The Devs really liked Mario and Luigi (Uncle Mario and the guards that looked like Luigi) After meeting Uncle Mario, I always figured they had to have a Luigi somewhere, and then I was wandering past a herald whilst playing yesterday (in Florence IIRC) and he started going on about special offers from Luigi the fishmonger, or something like that.

EDIT:

"Luigi, the fish merchant of San Marco..."
I just heard it again and I was definitely in Florence this time.

nicky117
12-15-2009, 08:26 AM
276. No matter how rich the templars are they cant seem to buy good enough gear for their troops [A.k.a at the end they have batons, wheb stun batons would be a better idea]

newtype78
12-15-2009, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by nicky117:
276. No matter how rich the templars are they cant seem to buy good enough gear for their troops [A.k.a at the end they have batons, wheb stun batons would be a better idea]
I know right, i was expecting to have to dodge bullets of use a gun or SOMETHING modern, not the nearly thousand year old blade

Avl521
12-15-2009, 09:37 AM
277. Even though supposedly much better than the Animus 1.0 (I think it was actually 1.28) the Animus 2.0 lacks something the previous one didn't.... REPLAYING MEMORIES

Captain Tomatoz
12-15-2009, 10:09 AM
278. It was always very cloudy in renaissance italy

Koemi
12-15-2009, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by newtype78:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nicky117:
276. No matter how rich the templars are they cant seem to buy good enough gear for their troops [A.k.a at the end they have batons, wheb stun batons would be a better idea]
I know right, i was expecting to have to dodge bullets of use a gun or SOMETHING modern, not the nearly thousand year old blade </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

well I understand why the Vidic and guards don't use guns - they want Desmond ALIVE, which he said it himself towards the end of that epilogue. as for Desmond, since they are doing close-combat, using guns wouldn't be the wisest choice I think. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Koemi
12-15-2009, 11:11 AM
279. You can use a bloom to kill agiles and brutes, but you cannot use that to beat a cheating husband.

280. blooms, back in the 1400s, were made with metal (listen to that "clinking" sound when you pick it up)

281. pistol was only effective when your target's couple meters away from you; it couldn't kill anything if you shoot it right in front of your target.

282. we don't have to worry about the world sees its end in 2012 - the Assassins are taking care of it. right now.

283. Guards will hunt you down if you bump into them up front; but if you just touch their behind [when poisoning them] they wouldn't even care to look behind.

284. If you kill someone on the street in high profile, you'll become notorious (at less 25%); but if you did so to defend yourself (block+disarm+counter) you're still a good citizen.

senile old coot
12-15-2009, 11:42 AM
285. the earth span incredibly quickly

286. sand can be gathered in suspiciously sand deprived areas

287. guards often place a higher priority on someone who steals money from an assassin over the assassin himself

TheEpicWolf
12-15-2009, 12:48 PM
288. The Pope can't be killed by a hidden gun......

newtype78
12-15-2009, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Koemi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by newtype78:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nicky117:
276. No matter how rich the templars are they cant seem to buy good enough gear for their troops [A.k.a at the end they have batons, wheb stun batons would be a better idea]
I know right, i was expecting to have to dodge bullets of use a gun or SOMETHING modern, not the nearly thousand year old blade </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

well I understand why the Vidic and guards don't use guns - they want Desmond ALIVE, which he said it himself towards the end of that epilogue. as for Desmond, since they are doing close-combat, using guns wouldn't be the wisest choice I think. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
you'd be surprised how willing people are to do what you say when faced with a loaded gun

thekyle0
12-15-2009, 01:56 PM
^Speaking from experience^

*calls police*

skotie2007
12-15-2009, 02:25 PM
289. Thieves and Mercenaries always hang out in packs of 4 and are willing to risk life and limb to help wandering assassins for paltry sums of money. Orders are never questioned.

290. Prostitutes of the 1400's would only accept clients if 3 of their friends could join in on the fun. They never actually offered sexual intercourse with their customers however, they would only form a group around you like a baseball diamond following you for potentially miles and distract guards who got too close or assist by distracting guards while you went off to murder someone important. All these services only costed you a mere 150 florins as well.

291. Doctors of the 1400's were actually holograms that could not be killed or hurt no matter how hard you tried.

Bampire
12-15-2009, 03:12 PM
292. Everyone but Ezio cannot swim.

293. Even though the Hidden gun is loud, and can take down a foe in seconds, it cannot alert other guards in the area.. apparently the gun blast doesn't exist to them.

SPECTRUMSAM
12-15-2009, 03:36 PM
294. The people of the Italian Renaissance, however technologically advanced they are compared to Altair's era, still can't distinguish a white hooded, building climbing, oddly dressed man covered in weaponry. I like it.

thekyle0
12-15-2009, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by skotie2007:
289. Thieves and Mercenaries always hang out in packs of 4 and are willing to risk life and limb to help wandering assassins for paltry sums of money. Orders are never questioned. Actually, if you got to the northern-most district of Venice (I forget the name) you can hire Mercenaries in groups of 6.

SPECTRUMSAM
12-15-2009, 03:57 PM
295. When chasing a Templar whilst he runs for dear life to get the rest of the guards, he decides to say 'Run Faster' and 'Leave Me Alone!' enough times for you to go barking mad.

Koemi
12-15-2009, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by skotie2007:
289. Thieves and Mercenaries always hang out in packs of 4 and are willing to risk life and limb to help wandering assassins for paltry sums of money. Orders are never questioned.

which then brings me to wonder...

296. even with over a million florins (you think you can hire all mercenaries and thieves in Italy), you can only hire a pack of 4/6 at a time.

297. Where there's pigeon poops, there's gotta be a stack of hay around.

senile old coot
12-15-2009, 06:41 PM
298. guards are permitted to casually stand on peoples houses

SWJS
12-15-2009, 07:42 PM
299. The fight at the end would have been way cooler if they had at least used laser swords. /nerd

bladencrowd
12-15-2009, 07:47 PM
300. All assassinations occur on nice, clear, weather free day.

senile old coot
12-15-2009, 08:00 PM
301. the best way to conclude a sexual encounter is to jump off a tall building.

302. ezio still lives with his mother at the age of 40.

303. the guys in the training arena constantly kick 14 shades of ****** out of eachother for 20 years, stopping for breaks when ezio trains (while the other guy watches in amazement).

304. Jacopo de pazzi looks a lot more evil in the database than he does in-game

305. a guard will be awarded with a spear/halberd for displaying inquisitiveness towards haystacks

306. when stabbing a haystack with a spear/halberd, a seeker will not manage to find any of the heaps of corpses previously placed there

307. guards will always pursue thieves when pickpocketed (when they rarely have more than 5 florins to start with...poor guys)

308. lorenzo's brother got absolutely annihilated by francesco de pazzi (overkill maaan...loved it)

Koemi
12-15-2009, 09:04 PM
309. Acquire Italian version F-bombs. va bene.

(thanks EzioTheAssassin)

SWJS
12-15-2009, 09:17 PM
310: Old men can be stabbed, shoved on the ground, stabbed through the neck, then stabbed through the neck again, and still be alive long enough for an Assassin to administer last rights.

Avl521
12-15-2009, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Koemi:
309. Acquire Italian version F-bombs. ve bene.

I think it's va bene.
310. Ezio keeps getting "outlets" even though he lives with his mom.

311. If you are taken by a super company with more resources than the world has people, it's safe to assume your great great great great great grandfather was a badass assassin.
Unfortunately: YOU'RE NOT... yet...

SWJS
12-16-2009, 12:01 AM
312. No matter what the TV tells you, large pharmeseudical corperations are evil and must be stopped by agile hood-wearing badasses.

Bampire
12-16-2009, 01:25 AM
313. It hurts to kill a civilian.

314. Ezio is immune to broken and dislocated limbs.

315. Poisoning a guard is one way to take out the other guards, without pulling out a sword.. It's most fun to watch them take eachother out in a drunken-like manner.

Captain Tomatoz
12-16-2009, 03:12 AM
316. poisoning someone makes them violent

Jonathantol
12-16-2009, 04:15 AM
317.An armour and a sword form 1191 is stronger and better then armours and swords from 1499 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

AzureRequiem
12-16-2009, 05:04 AM
Just so you guys know, instead of 50, only the top ten will make it into the video, and I'll have you guys vote in a seperate topic once we hit the big five double-oh.

EzioAssassin51
12-16-2009, 05:08 AM
Cool!

318. 15th Century men were strong enough to lift massive carriages, climb for hours on end and carry any dead body, even if it has massive armor on and it is a brute (they could also stab someone like that and they throw them)

319. Worst Enemies can become more than friends (Altair dream...)

Neo_Age
12-16-2009, 07:01 AM
320. While armor needs routine maintenance from repeated use in combat and can eventually break, weapons do not, especially weaponry from 1191.

Neo_Age
12-16-2009, 07:08 AM
I wonder how many devs are keeping tabs on this thread and are writing down all the little quirks we are pointing out that will be taken care of in AC3.

nicky117
12-16-2009, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by newtype78:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Koemi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by newtype78:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nicky117:
276. No matter how rich the templars are they cant seem to buy good enough gear for their troops [A.k.a at the end they have batons, wheb stun batons would be a better idea]
I know right, i was expecting to have to dodge bullets of use a gun or SOMETHING modern, not the nearly thousand year old blade </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

well I understand why the Vidic and guards don't use guns - they want Desmond ALIVE, which he said it himself towards the end of that epilogue. as for Desmond, since they are doing close-combat, using guns wouldn't be the wisest choice I think. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
you'd be surprised how willing people are to do what you say when faced with a loaded gun </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
even if they did use guns, let's say, to knock his kneecap out,[Mini Spoiler] he does have a hidden blade, he can stab them or stab himself so they dont get him, cause they're probably going to make him go into a coma anyways

OzDavis
12-16-2009, 03:05 PM
A little gem of information courtesy of Shawn Hastings:

321. Assassins... ASSASSINATE people! ;-)

thekyle0
12-16-2009, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Al_Mualims_Nan:
302. ezio still lives with his mother at the age of 40.

303. the guys in the training arena constantly kick 14 shades of ****** out of eachother for 20 years, stopping for breaks when ezio trains (while the other guy watches in amazement).

305. a guard will be awarded with a spear/halberd for displaying inquisitiveness towards haystacks

306. when stabbing a haystack with a spear/halberd, a seeker will not manage to find any of the heaps of corpses previously placed there

307. guards will always pursue thieves when pickpocketed (when they rarely have more than 5 florins to start with...poor guys) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
I hope the OP tries to only put one entry per member in the video. Otherwise this guy is going to take more than half of them.

322. Despite being an athletic assassin capable of parkour and moving across a city rapidly, Giovanni couldn't make it from the bank to his house in time to see his son be born.

senile old coot
12-16-2009, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by thekyle0:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Al_Mualims_Nan:
302. ezio still lives with his mother at the age of 40.

303. the guys in the training arena constantly kick 14 shades of ****** out of eachother for 20 years, stopping for breaks when ezio trains (while the other guy watches in amazement).

305. a guard will be awarded with a spear/halberd for displaying inquisitiveness towards haystacks

306. when stabbing a haystack with a spear/halberd, a seeker will not manage to find any of the heaps of corpses previously placed there

307. guards will always pursue thieves when pickpocketed (when they rarely have more than 5 florins to start with...poor guys) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
I hope the OP tries to only put one entry per member in the video. Otherwise this guy is going to take more than half of them. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol i got bored so sue meeh! XD

SWJS
12-16-2009, 03:59 PM
323. If you walk into a giant Room Full of Crazy made by wierd Disco aliens, you will be confused beyond all reason as one of them talks through you to your modern descendants.

RipYourSpineOut
12-16-2009, 04:42 PM
324: In the 1400's, girlfriends weren't very considerate. Even if half of their boyfriend's family dies, they make no bother to make contact with you for the next decades.

senile old coot
12-16-2009, 04:47 PM
325. throwing knives are not affected by the force of gravity

Captain Tomatoz
12-16-2009, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
324: In the 1400's, girlfriends weren't very considerate. Even if half of their boyfriend's family dies, they make no bother to make contact with you for the next decades.

in the book you see her much, much more http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Bampire
12-16-2009, 05:08 PM
326. Ezio will never get tired of sprinting across the land.

327. Horses never get tired of galloping.

328. Weight is non-existent.

senile old coot
12-16-2009, 05:39 PM
329. many significant historical events have been largely influenced by items resembling terry's chocolate oranges.

330. despite his wealth, giovanni auditore never deemed it necessary to replace his ''common sword'' with something a little sexier

331. in the arena, mario teaches ezio how to run away from an attacker (when he is by now quite evidently capable of doing so).

332. ezio can do front crawl, breaststroke (not a euphemism, although...), and butterfly (sorta)...but not backstroke!

thekyle0
12-16-2009, 07:55 PM
333. Ezio can perform a perfect swan dive off of a tower, descend elegantly toward the earth, and land head first on a stone bridge. He then lays there for 8 seconds before getting up, and then climbing the tower to try doing it again. (So far he hasn't been able to.)


Originally posted by Al Mualims Nan:
lol i got bored so sue meeh! XD http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Ha, no worries man. Most of your entries are giving me a good laugh.

Koemi
12-16-2009, 08:05 PM
334. You can only seat on benches on the streets, lay in a hay stack, but cannot seat or lay down in your own room.

335. Italians in 1400s reached their max. body height by the age of 17.

336. florins are very important - so important that civilians will risk their little lives to gather couple more coins when a drunken/poisoned guard is swinging their weapons around them and eventually hit them.

SWJS
12-16-2009, 08:07 PM
337. It was impossible to slip on fresh bird poop in the Renaissance.

K0rN b4LL
12-17-2009, 05:56 AM
338. If you are hooked up to a virtual reality/ancestral memory device in the back on a moving truck while your friends are taking you to a new home your friends will be nice enough to never arrive so you can spend as much time in the device as you want despite the fact that it is eating away your sanity.

Captain Tomatoz
12-17-2009, 09:00 AM
339. you can only sit on a bench when there is two people on it. Ezio obviosly doesnt want to be lonely http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

nicky117
12-17-2009, 09:13 AM
340:civilians will try to knock out a heavily armed assasin with swords and daggers, just because he stole his or her money, so renaissance Italy civilians are dumb

aqil23
12-17-2009, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Dragonfire126:
177. When you tear down a poster and kill a guard after that, the poster instantly reappears

178. Swim forever

179. Run forever

180. It takes five seconds to get on a rooftop
178. you copied me!!!!http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
178

aqil23
12-17-2009, 10:24 AM
341. Ezio Obviously losed his virginity at 10..who knows? :P

itsamea-mario
12-17-2009, 10:38 AM
342. Despite only three people in the world wore hoods, the assassins still thought them to be a good means of disguise.

nitres15
12-17-2009, 11:27 AM
343: medecine was alot better in the 15 th century

kingbren08
12-17-2009, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Koemi:

182. Lorenzo can still ask you to assassinate targets even after his death

i dont think that lorenzo dies

ToKillInPeace
12-17-2009, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by kingbren08:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Koemi:

182. Lorenzo can still ask you to assassinate targets even after his death

i dont think that lorenzo dies </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah he does, it's stated that during the two corrupted sequences he dies and the city falls to control of some priest with a bondage fetish.

senile old coot
12-17-2009, 12:39 PM
344. leonardo da vinci clearly enjoyed the ''kicking'' he received from the florentine guard (could see it in his eyes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

345. the animus 2.0 is far more comfy and stylish than Abstergo's animuses/animi/whatever they are XD

346. ezio only receives money as a reward directly from another character once (the ''money is always nice'' bit). otherwise, his monetary rewards tend to mysteriously transport themselves into his pockets of their own accord

Blood-drop
12-17-2009, 01:24 PM
347.Ezio gains money for lenardo da vinci making his wepons

348.Your sister always thinks that your here to see "The book" not her.

349.Caravans and Ferrys in the 1400 were so fast it could get you from one side of Italy to another on the same night.

350.Ezio has lots of portraits of the pepole he killed in his room. But not his frends.

351.Uncle Mario said to Ezio if he wanted to rest he could go in his room upstairs but forgot the bed (duu)

352.Ezio only says yes to a night in. If cortansans will go with him.

senile old coot
12-17-2009, 02:18 PM
353. we have evidently learnt a lot from AC2

354. ezio often travelled in caravans purely because it looked more ''pimped out'' than a standard horse (as he had nothing to transport in the carriage)

Bampire
12-17-2009, 02:33 PM
354. Even though you can poison others, they cannot poison you back.

355. Sneaky assassin, is sneaky.

Sren001
12-17-2009, 03:10 PM
356. Even though its a well theres no water in it, only 2 chests along with a parkour challenge.

357. No matter how close to the water you are, you can always change your jump into a headdive.

FSOTG
12-17-2009, 04:03 PM
358- Being crossed eyed doesn't interfere with shooting knife or using a gun.

359- Many Italiens back then had problems with there eyes.

360- You can be about to be hang for over 10 years.

senile old coot
12-17-2009, 04:45 PM
361. there doesn't seem to be anyone responsible for watering plants in roof gardens

362. roof gardens are very unnattractive (as they look like derelict wendyhouses), they prevent sunlight from getting to anything that might wish to grow within it AND they often contain highly dangerous killers. in short...roof gardens are bad for the environment.

SalemElliot
12-17-2009, 05:18 PM
363. Ezio doesn't like to sleep.
364. Whenever Ezio wears his ancestor's suit, he shaves.

Koemi
12-17-2009, 05:27 PM
365. Giovanni (Ezio's father) appeared to be the only Assassin that had proper job, a wife and children - Mario didn't seems to have a wife, and Bianca the SWORD was [who's that "I want to break bones" guy?]'s "wife".

senile old coot
12-17-2009, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Koemi:
365. Giovanni (Ezio's father) appeared to be the only Assassin that had proper job, a wife and children - Mario didn't seems to have a wife, and Bianca the SWORD was [who's that "I want to break bones" guy?]'s "wife".


bartolomeo!!!! (i love hiiim)

thekyle0
12-17-2009, 07:28 PM
365. It is advisable think out-loud loudly enough so that anyone within 30 meters can hear you if there is a deadly assassin hunting down you and your friends. You should also be sure to think outloud where you intend to sleep that night. (courtesy of Bernardo Baroncelli)

366. Preaching from the top of a massive tower is a great way to spread a message to the people despite the fact that nobody can hear you from ground level.

367. Ezio had the perfect opportunity to kill Rodrigo Borgia and every Templar conspirator within the Babarigo family while stalking them on a walk through Venice, but apted not to out of curiousity for what they are planning.
(Seriously, I managed to run up to their group, throw a smoke bomb, and kill all 5 of them before I desynched.)

EzioAssassin51
12-18-2009, 12:03 AM
367. Lol really?

368. you can fall a short distance and lose life but you can also fall from a higher distance and not lose life.

369. Just because someone is climbing something it means he is an assassin.

370. If you want to be an assassin, do not wear robes with seeable weapons or the assassins symbol (Might as well hold up a banner saying "I AM AN ASSASSIN"

371. In the 1400's Guards were dumber than a post eg. "Get down" *runs behind a chimney and guard forgets about that person...

372. Assassins are nearly impossible to kill

373. Rodrigo Borgia was dumb enough not to hire a lot of guards to protect him (around himself)

374. It wasn't until after the 15th century did the Pope get some guards that could stop the pope from being assassinated.

375. You can beat the pope up and get away with it

376. You can kill someone by stabbing them in the balls!

ThatOneJewYouNo
12-18-2009, 01:23 AM
377. When in doubt, throw ten coins on the ground and your guards will flip ****.

Captain Tomatoz
12-18-2009, 06:58 AM
375. You can beat the pope up and get away with it

how do you know he got away with it? we don't know what happens after he walks out of the vatican

nicky117
12-18-2009, 08:13 AM
378. Frosty the snowman's hat is a piece of EDEN

Neo_Age
12-18-2009, 08:37 AM
376. You can kill someone by stabbing them in the balls!

More to the point, would you want to continue living after getting that sort of castration? Ezio probably did that to enough people to get a ton of sopranos for all of italians churches....

Koemi
12-18-2009, 08:57 AM
379. People can be totally oblivious to a gold treasure chest right next to them, but will react crazy to 10 florins.

380. some scars are inheritable even after, say, a hundred generations.

381. Guards are brave enough to stand and shoot a "flying demon" but why would they allow that "demon" to get up a tower to begin with?

itsamea-mario
12-18-2009, 09:38 AM
382. soldiers go to the effort of firing fire bombs, and burning a bridge down in order to stop a carriage rather than just set up a road block.

383. guard only decide to use fire arrows in the event that they see a flying demon.

384. ezio likes sex.

itsamea-mario
12-18-2009, 09:51 AM
385. when a weapon is made specially for you (condittorio hammer) it becomes immediately available to every guard in the world.

SWJS
12-18-2009, 09:57 AM
386. Caterina Sforza stranded herself on a rock one foot from shore just so she could meet Ezio.

HewieAlbino
12-18-2009, 12:15 PM
387. Nothing is True, Everything is permitted. (has this been posted yet? If is has I'll change it)

388. Leonardo Da Vinci has skeletons in his closet... literally

thekyle0
12-18-2009, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by nicky117:
378. Frosty the snowman's hat is a piece of EDEN < (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8251094497?r=5781011618#5781011618) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

389. When there's a message in the pigeon coop, the door will shine like christmas lights.

390. Caterina Sforza gave a pass to Venice to Ezio, then left, then came back to yell at the "No pass no entrance" guy as the boat sailed away.

bladencrowd
12-18-2009, 01:47 PM
391. You got to gain 20 pounds if you ever want to be pope.

Bampire
12-18-2009, 05:01 PM
392. Altair, Ezio and Desmond not only have the inherited facial scar, but they also have the same visual appearance.

393. Ezio had a thing for penetrating people... With 3 hidden blades.

394. Ezio's boots had great traction.

OSnailsO
12-18-2009, 08:01 PM
395. If anyone runs out of sight in Italy they disappear forever

senile old coot
12-18-2009, 08:28 PM
396. even before delving into the memories of ezio, desmond was far more competant in a fistfight than Altair was (no offence Altair you're ''the sex'' 'n' all but fistycuffs was really never your thing lol)

Bampire
12-18-2009, 10:24 PM
397. Soundtrack to the game is so awesome, it'll make you shed a tear. ;-;

nicky117
12-19-2009, 12:29 AM
398. Religion is fake, but Jesus was real

POSEIDON87
12-19-2009, 02:41 AM
399. You can never lose in AC2... If you kill too many innocents accidentally, fall off a building to your death, or even die by the hands of some feeble unskilled guards, the animus reverts you back and pretty much says "That never happened to Ezio, Do it right this time."

younas456
12-19-2009, 03:41 AM
400 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif altair has a so hidden blade that you can't see ithttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

robotstatue
12-19-2009, 04:12 AM
401:lenardo da vinci, who was a genius who thought of so much inventions was extremely interested in a small little wooden man

itsamea-mario
12-19-2009, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Bampire:
392. Altair, Ezio and Desmond not only have the inherited facial scar, but they also have the same visual appearance.

402. although all of altairs descendants look like him giovani and mario didnt.

403. The assassins couldnt be bothered making any new hidden blades for desmond so they used ezios and removed the improvements.

aqil23
12-19-2009, 12:18 PM
404. Altair had sex and obviously Ezio had tons...Except for Desmond..We're waiting...Desmond go get her(Lucy) tiger.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

405. Ezio created coffee with sugar and milk...We could be drinking bitter coffee beans by now!

itsamea-mario
12-19-2009, 12:23 PM
406. wherever you find birds perched on a ledge it means its safe to jump off because theres a haystack there that will cause to you no harm.

senile old coot
12-19-2009, 12:23 PM
407. brutes often carry throwing knives and medicine but are too ******ed to use them.

408. guards accept and believe that smoke bombs cover the entire planet in smoke, as they make no attempt to escape its limitless radius.

Koemi
12-19-2009, 12:30 PM
409. Ezio can grab and swing on a pole, free-run on edges and ledges, perfectly balance himself on the tiptop of a cross on a skyscraper BUT cannot grab or hide in a tree.

senile old coot
12-20-2009, 10:42 AM
410. some of my christmas tree decorations resemble pieces of eden (if i take over the world at some point within the next 2 weeks you'll know why http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

sudokubank
12-20-2009, 11:21 AM
411. Christina SEX SCENE http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif
412. Desmond can control Ezio, he can look at the HUD, subtitles which means he will had to control Ezio in 3rd person view/pressing L3 to go to 1st person and revert backs to 3rd person when he push up on his analog stick xD

senile old coot
12-20-2009, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by sudokubank:
412. Desmond can control Ezio, he can look at the HUD, subtitles which means he will had to control Ezio in 3rd person view/pressing L3 to go to 1st person and revert backs to 3rd person when he push up on his analog stick xD

413. he can also make him stare at symbols that were never actually there at the time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (and he is not desynch'd for doing so like he is when he...MURDERS CIVILIANS lol)