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extrememuffin
10-27-2010, 11:07 AM
the last caption game reached 99 pages so i started a new thread.

last picture
http://ugdb.com/dynamic/gdb/game/101000/101758/screenshots/normal/473836.jpg
Winner: RipYourSpineOut
Captain of the ship: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Sailors on the ship: Yar har, fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to me! Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate! Yar ha-

-Ezio fires at ship-

Ezio: ENOUGH WITH THAT STUPID SONG http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif!

Runner up:Drakonous505
Ezio: And people say size matter... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Honorable mentions:
EzioTheAssassin
People on the Boats: AAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! WERE ALL GONNA DI- ooooooh pretty lights...

MageMaster
Ezio: Take that Christopher Columbus!

Sam007Fisher
Ezio: First tanks then parachutes...now this! What has Leonardo got me into?

persiateddy95
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8122/killl.png

Game Devolpment flaw award:JAHman28
Ezio: Look, everybody, I bet I can cram infinite ammo on this teeny boat! That's if ubisoft let me...

Demanding an award, award: X10J
Also: I demand the "spark a line of referances award" for my contributions in the field of having people copy me by making obscure RvB referances. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

ok thats it for awards. good job everybody it was tough picking a few of the awards

<span class="ev_code_RED"> Next Picture </span>
http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/248598_S/Assassins-Creed-Brotherhood.jpg

Ezio: FALCON PUNCH!

Rakudaton
10-27-2010, 11:26 AM
Guard: Hey! I can't believe it! You're flying!
Ezio: No, not flying, Woody - falling! with style.
Guard: *dies*

Xanatos2007
10-27-2010, 11:29 AM
Ezio brings a gun to a swordfight,
And now he brings a knife to a horsefight.

XIXDunedainXIX
10-27-2010, 11:32 AM
Thanks for the award, extrememuffin! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Seeing as I'll judge this caption, I wont give myself an award (unless of course it's the 'Unfair-Advantage one... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif)

Just for kicks...here's what I would've submitted:

Ezio: Give me my cookies!!!
Guard on horse: NO! You can't have them! They're mine!

SleezeRocker
10-27-2010, 12:07 PM
*Ezio: lunges in slow motion at the guard and music plays*
- I believe I can fly, I believe your gonna die
- I believe I can soar, I will take you on with your sword
Guard: turns around and sees Ezio coming:
-I believe im gonna die, this will be the last I see the sky
-Im about to roll down on the floor, it's sad I won't get to live anymore *Cries* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif....
*Slowmotion and music fades and Ezio stabs the guard* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

magesupermaster
10-27-2010, 12:17 PM
Thanks for the award! I guess.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Ezio: Don't you know? Horse armor is useless!(Oblivion)

SWJS
10-27-2010, 12:22 PM
Ezio invents the classic "jump onto another moving vehicle" action sequence, where it will be, from now on, overused and clichèd. Nice going.

Machiavelli: .... *facepalm* Once again, this is why I am the Grand Master of the Assassins.

magesupermaster
10-27-2010, 12:29 PM
Singing/talking man: When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie-
Ezio: You'll see an assassin!

Jostru
10-27-2010, 01:28 PM
Ezio: Peek-a-boo!

McAwesomeSauce
10-27-2010, 02:16 PM
Ezio: Help me, there's a horse stuck to my foot!
Guard: I'll just cut that right off for ya!
Ezio:Good, my own knife is too small!

extrememuffin
10-27-2010, 02:45 PM
minstrel: oh this is going to make a really great song
Ezio: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif oh i ****ing hate those guys

Caligula__
10-27-2010, 02:47 PM
Ezio: omg!!! You've got red feathers on your helmet!!! This'll surely make my mum stop whinging!
Guard: My feathers!
Ezio: B...b...bbbut I wwwant ttthe featherssssssss! I want tttthe featherssssss! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
Guard: Oh, okay, here you go
Ezio: Really and truly?
Guard: NO!


(If I win don't include this bit but read it anyways) Look at that civilian with the white shirt and belt who's pretty much in the centre of the picture.

Now look to the left of his head, there's a Grim Reaper head, to the right of the civilian's head there's the Grim Reaper's arm and he's holding a very long spear above the civilian

extrememuffin
10-27-2010, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
(If I win don't include this bit but read it anyways) Look at that civilian with the white shirt and belt who's pretty much in the centre of the picture.

Now look to the left of his head, there's a Grim Reaper head, to the right of the civilian's head there's the Grim Reaper's arm and he's holding a very long spear above the civilian

we are not the only assassins out tonight

Drakonous505
10-27-2010, 03:00 PM
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/George_Castaldo/Allyourhorses.jpg


(Wonder who'll get the reference :P)

Puppet627
10-27-2010, 03:01 PM
Ezio: Welcome to Rome, fool!

Jostru
10-27-2010, 03:21 PM
Ezio: "Hey, man, you now what day it is?"
Guard: "What?? Thursday?"
Ezio: "NATIONAL HUGGING DAY! Now give me a hug!"

Chewitt321
10-27-2010, 03:24 PM
They Should stop this horsing around!

magesupermaster
10-27-2010, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Drakonous505:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/George_Castaldo/Allyourhorses.jpg


(Wonder who'll get the reference :P)

Nice thinking! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Starsfan1009
10-27-2010, 03:35 PM
Ezio: Your horse is prettier...

*leaps*

GIVE IT TO ME!!!

jimbo11235813
10-27-2010, 03:41 PM
Guard: You call that a blade? THIS is a blade.


I'm rubbish at these, but I have near to nothing to do.

JAHman28
10-27-2010, 03:57 PM
Guard: oh, for God's sake Bob, I know it's you- OH GOD! ASSASSI-*recieves knife to the throat*

MT4K
10-27-2010, 04:18 PM
this is what the grand national used to be like

beanodad
10-27-2010, 04:18 PM
Guard : My horse is cooler than your horse!

Ezio: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

RipYourSpineOut
10-27-2010, 06:41 PM
Woo, I won http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif!

Ezio: Hey buddy, that's a pretty cool horse!

Guard: I know! Costs me a fortune pimping him out with armor.

Ezio: It would be a shame if someone stole it...

Guard: They'll have to steal it over my dead body!

Ezio: Well, if that's what it takes http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Guard: Wha-

-shank-

EzioAssassin51
10-28-2010, 05:32 AM
Guard: DAMMIT! This is the THIRD time this has happened today

Ezio: *Sigh* Never send an apprentice to do a Master's job...

Xanatos2007
10-28-2010, 07:33 AM
Re-posting for this page:
http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/248598_S/Assassins-Creed-Brotherhood.jpg

Ezio: Hold it, there's a scorpion on your back!
Guard: Waah! Get it off!

XIXDunedainXIX
10-28-2010, 07:36 AM
Hey all,

I'll try judge this one tomorrow (South African time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ) ... so until then, keep posting your ideas! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

extrememuffin
10-28-2010, 08:24 AM
gaurd: your horse is a niger
Ezio: what did you say to me...

itsamea-mario
10-28-2010, 08:31 AM
well that was a bit...


Nanananaaaa!!!! Ezio-man takin names and kickin' ***!!!

extrememuffin
10-28-2010, 09:59 AM
(the 2 guys in the bottom right wearing blue talking)

guy 1: first he said... then i said... so he said...

guy 2: no way he said that

guy 1: yeah he did say that, thats why i said this...

guy 2: i cant belive it

guy 1: i know its hard to belive i never would of thought he would say that

guy 2: are you sure you remember right

guy 1: yeah it went like this. he said first... so i replied... then he said...

guy 2: how much did you pay him...

guy 1: not very much. i didnt think he would say that...

guy 2: obviously you were wro... did that guy just kill a gaurd?

DarkicoN14
10-28-2010, 02:00 PM
Tag, the early ages

NuclearFuss
10-28-2010, 02:10 PM
Ezio: Hey... erm... I've got a bit of problem. I'm stuck here...

Guard: Hmm?

Ezio: I've glitched and now I'm kind of stuck. In mid air http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Help would be lovely right now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

Guard: Oh. How about I poke you with my sword until you fall down... Or die http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

magesupermaster
10-28-2010, 02:12 PM
Guard: Ahh! Where did you come from?!
Ezio: That's what she said! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

DarkicoN14
10-28-2010, 05:52 PM
Ezio: this is the last time i use glue to keep myself on

Sren001
10-28-2010, 08:43 PM
*Guy in the lower right corner*: Kids and their silly tag games . . . What ever happened to just sitting around the campfire playing the flute?

Oatkeeper
10-28-2010, 08:47 PM
In Italy horses are so strong you can kick off its side and jump several feet, and they dont even budge http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

XxKillaSniperxX
10-28-2010, 11:53 PM
Car-jacking, Renaissance-style

MCB280
10-29-2010, 01:30 AM
Ezio: don't you just love Roma
Guard: yes i do
Ezio: oh can i borrow your horse
Guard: Over my dead body it is mine horse
Ezio: Ok http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
*leaps*
Ezio: well it's mine now

XIXDunedainXIX
10-29-2010, 03:30 AM
Awards! (Featured Image)
http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/248598_S/Assassins-Creed-Brotherhood.jpg

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Winner</span> - Mage(super)Master

Guard: Ahh! Where did you come from?!
Ezio: That's what she said! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Runner-up</span> - RipYourSpineOut

Ezio: Hey buddy, that's a pretty cool horse!

Guard: I know! Costs me a fortune pimping him out with armor.

Ezio: It would be a shame if someone stole it...

Guard: They'll have to steal it over my dead body!

Ezio: Well, if that's what it takes

Guard: Wha-

-shank-

<span class="ev_code_PINK">Most Entertaining Award</span> - Xanatos2007

Ezio: Hold it, there's a scorpion on your back!
Guard: Waah! Get it off!

<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span> - extrememuffin

(the 2 guys in the bottom right wearing blue talking)

guy 1: first he said... then i said... so he said...

guy 2: no way he said that

guy 1: yeah he did say that, thats why i said this...

guy 2: i cant believe it

guy 1: i know its hard to belive i never would of thought he would say that

guy 2: are you sure you remember right

guy 1: yeah it went like this. he said first... so i replied... then he said...

guy 2: how much did you pay him...

guy 1: not very much. i didnt think he would say that...

guy 2: obviously you were wro... did that guy just kill a guard?

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span> - McAwesomeSauce

Ezio: Help me, there's a horse stuck to my foot!
Guard: I'll just cut that right off for ya!
Ezio:Good, my own knife is too small!

Unfair Advantage Award - ME! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

That's all everyone!

Here's the next image! Enjoy!

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww65/Sam007Fisher/assassins-creed-ii-20090923115408974_640w.jpg

SlimeDynamiteD
10-29-2010, 03:55 AM
Narrator singing: "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!"

persiateddy95
10-29-2010, 04:26 AM
I'll judge the next one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

EDIT: Posting pic for this page.

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww65/Sam007Fisher/assassins-creed-ii-20090923115408974_640w.jpg

beanodad
10-29-2010, 04:43 AM
Ezio: There you go, now that tooth should come out!

magesupermaster
10-29-2010, 04:44 AM
Ezio: Boom! Headbash!

And thanks for the award BTW! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

odovoro
10-29-2010, 04:50 AM
Ezio: Behold! i have the all mighty Thor's Hammer!
Guard in mid air: *blowen away by the hammer awesomness* Ahhhh!
The Axe Guard: we were paid by some evil anonymous group to reclaim Thor's Hammer!
The Spear Guard: hmmm but Axe Guard we are just standing here in a action pose admiring the hammer awesomness...
The Axe Guard: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

XxKillaSniperxX
10-29-2010, 04:52 AM
Brute soldier: Wait, that Assassin just killed someone on our team! THE ASSASSIN'S A SPY!!!!!

Xanatos2007
10-29-2010, 04:58 AM
Ezio: Stop - Martellotempo!

or

Ezio: Sorry, there was a fly on your chin.

or

Mario(offscreen): I don't think this is what they meant by 'Hammertoss', Ezio.

XxKillaSniperxX
10-29-2010, 06:00 AM
Geico Announcer guy:Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Is giving your weapon to a master assassin a bad idea?

Guard:Oh, you think you can use this hammer better than me? Try it, I dare you!
Ezio:I thought you'd never ask...
*Guard hands weapon to Ezio, then proceeds to get knocked into the next district*

Caligula__
10-29-2010, 06:19 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail here...

Guard: Make sure Ezio doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Brute: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard: No, no. Until I come and get him.
Brute: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Guard: No, no, no. You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: And you'll come and get him.
Guard: Right.
Brute: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
Guard: No, no. Leaving the room.
Brute: Leaving the room, yes.
Guard: All right?
Brute: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
Guard: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Brute: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
Guard: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Brute: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
Guard: No, just keep him in here...
Brute: Until you, or anyone else...
Guard: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Brute: Just you.
Guard: Get back.
Brute: Get back.
Guard: All right?
Brute: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
Guard: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: What?
Guard: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: Ezio?
Guard: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at the Seeker]
Brute: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.
Guard: Is that clear?
Brute: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
Guard: Right.
Guard: Where are you going?
Brute: We're coming with you.
Guard: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: Oh, I see. Right.
Ezio: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID IDIOTIC DUMBOS!!!
Peasants: Run away! Run away!

cptn_k
10-29-2010, 06:44 AM
Ezio: I'm never gonna win gold for hammer throwing if people keep getting in the way!

Seeker: but I thought this was the javelin competition...?

Brute: so it's not the axe throw competition?

Seeker: Duh, I told you not to bring that... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Drakonous505
10-29-2010, 07:27 AM
Narrator: And here we observe an Italian Assassin known as the Ezio Auditore da Fiorenze walking the streets. Uh oh, appears this old Assassin has run into three Roma Guards. Seems a small one with a hammer is about to try and strike him, let's watch as the Assassin disarms him with ease and bashes his skull in with his own weapon. Exciting...

Rakudaton
10-29-2010, 07:35 AM
Ezio: EXPELLIARMUS!!!

notafanboy
10-29-2010, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Drakonous505:
Narrator: And here we observe an Italian Assassin known as the Ezio Auditore da Fiorenze walking the streets. Uh oh, appears this old Assassin has run into three Roma Guards. Seems a small one with a hammer is about to try and strike him, let's watch as the Assassin disarms him with ease and bashes his skull in with his own weapon. Exciting... thats florence (you can see the duomo and the companille in the background)

Captain Tomatoz
10-29-2010, 07:42 AM
The annual Florentine running race had to be cancelled due to the race leader getting hammered

DarkicoN14
10-29-2010, 08:57 AM
Ezio: "Stop, Hammer time"

Xanatos2007
10-29-2010, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by DarkicoN14:
Ezio: "Stop, Hammer time"
Beat you to it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Stormpen
10-29-2010, 09:30 AM
NEWS BULLETIN! GUARD JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A HAMMER!

DarkicoN14
10-29-2010, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DarkicoN14:
Ezio: "Stop, Hammer time"
Beat you to it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

crap didnt see it... although it was in a differnt language....

extrememuffin
10-29-2010, 10:52 AM
@ Vx_McTavish_xV looks like i wont be getting the chaos award this time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

realgangsta213
10-29-2010, 11:07 AM
Ezio:round and round and round...Oh sorry didn't see you there
Citizens: he was a good fellow... anyway anyone up for pizza?(while walking away)

Drakonous505
10-29-2010, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by notafanboy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Drakonous505:
Narrator: And here we observe an Italian Assassin known as the Ezio Auditore da Fiorenze walking the streets. Uh oh, appears this old Assassin has run into three Roma Guards. Seems a small one with a hammer is about to try and strike him, let's watch as the Assassin disarms him with ease and bashes his skull in with his own weapon. Exciting... thats florence (you can see the duomo and the companille in the background) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Doh wasn't looking at it thought it was an ACB screenshot xD

magesupermaster
10-29-2010, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by extrememuffin:
@ Vx_McTavish_xV looks like i wont be getting the chaos award this time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

More like cheap rip-off award.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

I'm kidding! http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

Pattington_Bear
10-29-2010, 12:58 PM
"FINISH HIM" - Mortal Kombat voice over

MCB280
10-29-2010, 01:06 PM
Ezio: all i have to do is hold the hammer like this and you fly like a bird.
or
Ezio: maybe i should be in Italy Olympic team for hammer throwing or dueling i would and win 6 gold medals and then get some ladies.

SWJS
10-29-2010, 02:28 PM
Guard: YOU WILL DIE ASSASSIN!

Ezio: What? Ggggrrrrrrrrr, that's it! I'm gettin' me mallet! *gets hammer* Stupid guard! *smashes face* *glares at other guards* Git away from me! *puts on Harlequin mask* OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Guards: AAAAAAUUUUGGGH! *run away* Don't hurt me! Spare me, spare ME!

itsamea-mario
10-29-2010, 02:33 PM
FOUR!!!!

persiateddy95
10-29-2010, 03:35 PM
Seeing there are so many captions, I'll judge it tomorrow. (Portugal time)

RipYourSpineOut
10-29-2010, 03:41 PM
Guard: Hey Ezio, could I use that hammer for a second?

Ezio: Catch.

Guard: Tha-

-guard gets slammed by hammer-

Ezio: Ooops http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif ...-whistles away nonchalantly-

The Zoo Boy
10-29-2010, 05:54 PM
Guard: What a beautiful night. Look at the moon...
Ezio: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Caligula__
10-29-2010, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by extrememuffin:
@ Vx_McTavish_xV looks like i wont be getting the chaos award this time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

More like cheap rip-off award.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

I'm kidding! http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I agree, it was pretty cheap so I'll post another one

Someone: And now we have the "Elderly Marathon".
Ezio: CHEATER!!!!!!!
*Hits guard*
Brute and Seeker: Messer Ezio, can we compete?
Ezio: Only if I get a cookie

(I didn't know how to end it so yeah...)

thekyle0
10-29-2010, 07:14 PM
http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww65/Sam007Fisher/assassins-creed-ii-20090923115408974_640w.jpg
Seeker: Ha! I bet you weren't expecting him to beat the hell out of your hammer with his face! Were you, Assassin?

Stormpen
10-29-2010, 09:42 PM
Guards just saw you, kill 'em with your awesome, Other got hit by a hammer so you're good.....

rheselden
10-29-2010, 10:30 PM
*announcer voice over*
look at how he follows through on his swing, such perfect form. outstanding performance from auditore yet again.

Caligula__
10-29-2010, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Stormpen:
Guards just saw you, kill 'em with your awesome, Other got hit by a hammer so you're good.....

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I please judge after persiateddy95?

persiateddy95
10-30-2010, 08:49 AM
The Awards (Featured Image)

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww65/Sam007Fisher/assassins-creed-ii-20090923115408974_640w.jpg

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winner</span>: beanodad

Ezio: There you go, now that tooth should come out!

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Runner-up</span>: RipYourSpineOut

Guard: Hey Ezio, could I use that hammer for a second?

Ezio: Catch.

Guard: Tha-

-guard gets slammed by hammer-

Ezio: Ooops http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif...-whistles away nonchalantly-

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Honorable Mentions</span>:

SlimeDynamiteD
Narrator singing: "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!"

Xanatos2007
Ezio: Sorry, there was a fly on your chin.

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">The Chaos Award</span>: EzioTheAssassin

Guard: YOU WILL DIE ASSASSIN!

Ezio: What? Ggggrrrrrrrrr, that's it! I'm gettin' me mallet! *gets hammer* Stupid guard! *smashes face* *glares at other guards* Git away from me! *puts on Harlequin mask* OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Guards: AAAAAAUUUUGGGH! *run away* Don't hurt me! Spare me, spare ME!

<span class="ev_code_PINK">Most Entertaining Award</span>: Vx_McTavish_xV

Guard: Make sure Ezio doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Brute: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard: No, no. Until I come and get him.
Brute: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Guard: No, no, no. You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: And you'll come and get him.
Guard: Right.
Brute: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
Guard: No, no. Leaving the room.
Brute: Leaving the room, yes.
Guard: All right?
Brute: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
Guard: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Brute: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
Guard: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Brute: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
Guard: No, just keep him in here...
Brute: Until you, or anyone else...
Guard: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Brute: Just you.
Guard: Get back.
Brute: Get back.
Guard: All right?
Brute: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
Guard: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: What?
Guard: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: Ezio?
Guard: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at the Seeker]
Brute: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.
Guard: Is that clear?
Brute: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
Guard: Right.
Guard: Where are you going?
Brute: We're coming with you.
Guard: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave.
Brute: Oh, I see. Right.
Ezio: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID IDIOTIC DUMBOS!!!
Peasants: Run away! Run away!
<hr class="ev_code_hr" />

Next image:

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/814/814446/assassins-creed-20070822012016596_640w.jpg

magesupermaster
10-30-2010, 08:57 AM
Altair: Hey there, handsome! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

OR

Altair: Don't worry, it's just a gentle push.

OR

Bald man: I hate that assassin! Always pickpocketing my knives and gentle pushing me!
I wish I could kill him!
Man with helmet: *Nudge nudge*
Bald man: He's behind me, right?
Altair: What did you say?

Not a caption but it looks like the lady in the background is talking on the phone, or pretending to do so.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif(I hope I get an award for this MacTavish. *Nudge nudge, wink wink*)

masterfenix2009
10-30-2010, 11:28 AM
Thug: Altair,I have been meaning to tell you something....

Altair: Me too disguised apprentice.

Altair: Your fired!

Thug: I quit!!! ( at exactly the same time)

Both simultaneously say: What?!!!

Thug: You can't fire me,I love this job!!!

Altair: You can't quit,your helping me with my mission!!!!

Thug: Then why did you fire me????

Altair: Then why did you quit?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

itsamea-mario
10-30-2010, 11:39 AM
guard: homo.

venG417
10-30-2010, 11:41 AM
Altair: My my, what meaty shoulders you have...

Stormpen
10-30-2010, 11:48 AM
Woman in blue: Johneee! Get over here you disgusting bastard!
Altair: Don't look now but I think your wife has discovered our love affair...
Crusader: Urr...yuk.

SWJS
10-30-2010, 12:16 PM
Altair: Hello Frankie. I just heard you talking to the guards about me. That's not nice Frankie. You shouldn't have done that. I'm afraid after this moment, I can't be held responsible for my actions...

Thug: Oh crap... Guard! Help me!

Guard: *gives him stupid look* Hah! Do I look like I want a blade in my skull? Nice knowing ya pal.

beanodad
10-30-2010, 12:23 PM
OMG!! I actually won something! This is teh happiest day in my life! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Altair : I heard you didn't buy my game.... Why don't we have a little talk...

SlimeDynamiteD
10-30-2010, 12:27 PM
Thug singing: We walk the street like we don't care, ca-
Altair gentle pushes Thug
Thug: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN!! PEOPLE RUN!!
Altair: But... I thought we were walking like we don't care... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

RipYourSpineOut
10-30-2010, 03:26 PM
Argh, Runner-Up again. I will win this time!

Random guy: So here is a photo of the great Assassin, Altair, who lived in 1191 A.D. Here, he is about to...wait, is that woman in the background talking on a cellphone!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

-insert stupid hype on news and internet about time travelers-

magesupermaster
10-30-2010, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Argh, Runner-Up again. I will win this time!

Random guy: So here is a photo of the great Assassin, Altair, who lived in 1191 A.D. Here, he is about to...wait, is that woman in the background talking on a cellphone!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

-insert stupid hype on news and internet about time travelers-

Hey, I pointed out that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

MCB280
10-30-2010, 04:09 PM
Bald man: Guard help he is touching my special place. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
Altiar: want to come to my house big boy.
Bald man: RAPE!!!!!!!!!!
Altiar: its not rape if you like.
Bald man: oh OK then. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

thekyle0
10-30-2010, 04:24 PM
Altair: Pardon me, sir, but I think you dropped this. *stabs with throwing knife*

or...

Altair: The guard is looking this way. Quick! Kiss me!

AbstergosTool
10-30-2010, 04:46 PM
*taps thug on shoulder and looks away*

Thug: "Hello? Helllooo??" *looking around*
"WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO MEAN!!"
*promptly runs off to the nearest toilet and cries for 2 hours solid*

Caligula__
10-30-2010, 05:07 PM
*Assassinates Guard, Templar and everyone else*
Altair: *Yells like at 1:18 - 1:35* (http://www.youtube.com/user/TheZawmmmbie#p/a/f/1/D2O675yhHyA)
Shaun: We've got an AC130 inbound!
Random Person: They've already made Assassin's Creed 130?! OH MY GOLLY!

vistheindian
10-30-2010, 07:47 PM
(emotional scene atmosphere, the other guy just broken up with Altair)

Altair: Wait...
Fat Guy: Yes Alti?
Altair: *STAB* THATS WHAT YOU GET! Oh and by the way, I've been cheating with Maria!

kobester03
10-30-2010, 08:20 PM
Altair: Pardon me, do you have any
Thug: Ah assassin, assassin!
Altair: (stab) At this rate i'm never going to get any dipping sauce for my nuggets (shouts at the top of his lungs) WHY?

XxKillaSniperxX
10-31-2010, 04:41 AM
Thug: Hey quilted-quicker-picker-upper! I demand you arrest this man for touching my shoulder!
Guard: What did you just call me?
Thug: Thats irrelevant! Just arrest him!
Guard: I'm going to pretend you didn't just insult me. Then I'm going to pretend what's about to happen next, didn't.
Thug: What does that even mean?
Altair: This! *shink*

RipYourSpineOut
10-31-2010, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Argh, Runner-Up again. I will win this time!

Random guy: So here is a photo of the great Assassin, Altair, who lived in 1191 A.D. Here, he is about to...wait, is that woman in the background talking on a cellphone!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

-insert stupid hype on news and internet about time travelers-

Hey, I pointed out that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoops, didn't notice that, but since I can't be bothered to think of another caption, it shall stay http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

magesupermaster
10-31-2010, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Argh, Runner-Up again. I will win this time!

Random guy: So here is a photo of the great Assassin, Altair, who lived in 1191 A.D. Here, he is about to...wait, is that woman in the background talking on a cellphone!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

-insert stupid hype on news and internet about time travelers-

Hey, I pointed out that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoops, didn't notice that, but since I can't be bothered to think of another caption, it shall stay http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nevermind, I can't be mad at you, spine! http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

Drakonous505
10-31-2010, 10:22 AM
Altair: Don't look at him! Keep walking...

Templar: ASSASSIN!

Altair: Damn it dude! You suck at helping me blend...

Xanatos2007
10-31-2010, 01:58 PM
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/814/814446/assassins-creed-20070822012016596_640w.jpg

*Altair sticks semtex to thug*
Thug: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/waffen/violent-smiley-011.gif
Altair: Tango sakat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7Pnt0GD8Y)
Animus: UAViewpoint ready for deployment.

extrememuffin
11-01-2010, 09:02 AM
Thug: the healthy human mind doesnt wake up in the morning thinking this is his last day on Earth, but i think thats a luxery not a curse, to know your close the end is a kind of freedom. a good time to take.. inventory. out gunned, out numbered, out of our minds on a suiced mission for the sand and rocks hear stained with the thousands of years of warfare. they will remember us for this, because of all of our nightmare THIS is the one we chose for ourselves, we go forward like a breath exhaled from the earth. with vigir in our hearts and one goal in sight we.. Will.. KILL... HIM!!!

Altair: wtf you going on about *stab*

or

Thug: we've been EMPed ELECTRONICS ARE DOWN!!

Altair: ???? i think we need to take you to a psychiatrist

or

Thug: Your Mother!
Altair: what did you say
Thug: Bambi
Altair: you better watch your tounge
Thug: Tango Sucka
Altair: ok you asked for it...

so its call of duty qoutes you want. iv got plenty

realgangsta213
11-01-2010, 10:44 AM
*Altair taps thug on shoulder then runs tho the other side of him*
*Thug turns around and goes to templar:
Thug: DUDE wtf?
Templar: I beg your pardon?
Thug: You just tapped me on my shoulder what do you want?
Templar: I didn't tap you on your shoulder
Thug: you wanna arrest me don't ya? Over my dead body you masked pyjama freak!!!
*Thug and templar fight and kill each other while altair gets out the codex and writes*
Altair:Not the most convenient method of assassination but you don't get your hands dirty. Will have to think of a quicker way though...

Drakonous505
11-01-2010, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by realgangsta213:
*Altair taps thug on shoulder then runs tho the other side of him*
*Thug turns around and goes to templar:
Thug: DUDE wtf?
Templar: I beg your pardon?
Thug: You just tapped me on my shoulder what do you want?
Templar: I didn't tap you on your shoulder
Thug: you wanna arrest me don't ya? Over my dead body you masked pyjama freak!!!
*Thug and templar fight and kill each other while altair gets out the codex and writes*
Altair:Not the most convenient method of assassination but you don't get your hands dirty. Will have to think of a quicker way though...

Bahahaha xD! Think we have a winner :P

cptn_k
11-01-2010, 11:08 AM
Ezio: Tick, you're it!

XIXDunedainXIX
11-02-2010, 08:46 AM
Altair: Pardon me good sir...I just thought that I'd let you know that the Sun...it really just gleams off your shiny head!
Thug: Why...thank you! No one has ever commented before...
Templar: Oi! Monk! What about me helmet? Doesn't it just sparkle?
Thug: Who asked you to enter our private conversation...nobody! Now...good monk...
Altair: Yes? *smiling, as he pickpockets the thug's knife supply*
Thug: Would you please stop caressing my ***!
Altair: What? Oh sorry...

extrememuffin
11-02-2010, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by Sam007Fisher:
Altair: Pardon me good sir...I just thought that I'd let you know that the Sun...it really just gleams off your shiny head!
Thug: Why...thank you! No one has ever commented before...
Templar: Oi! Monk! What about me helmet? Doesn't it just sparkle?
Thug: Who asked you to enter our private conversation...nobody! Now...good monk...
Altair: Yes? *smiling, as he pickpockets the thug's knife supply*
Thug: Would you please stop caressing my ***!
Altair: What? Oh sorry...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


Altair: ok you see that man over there
Thug: *looks*
Altair: NO dont look
Thug: then how will i know who you are talking about
Altair: you will know its him when the time comes
Thug: ok
Altair: so here is the plan. when the man with the hockey mask goes super Texas Chainsaw Masacer on us we are going to silently take him out. what i want you to do i run straight at him to get his attention while i sneek around him and throw a cake at his head.
Thug: whats a hell cake going to do to him?
Altair: its an assassin cake ok now shut up and listen. so once we have killed him with the cake i need you to pick up the chainsaw and stab him to make sure he is dead.
Thug: ok got it

*chainsaw starts up*

Thug: here we go
*runs screaming at the gaurd*
Thug: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh die bastard
Altair: oh this is going to be really fun when he gets his head cut off...

XIXDunedainXIX
11-02-2010, 09:27 AM
When will this be judged? Vx_McTavish_xV if you're gonna judge this one...please let us know when the awards will take place...otherwise...somebody else is gonna have to judge this caption.

EDIT: If Vx_McTavish_xV doesn't pitch to judge this caption in - let's say by the end of today, Nov 2 (for me that's in +-5hrs) - then I'll take over as judge. If that's alright with everyone. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Re-edit! Uh..wait, no actually I'd like to -hopefully- receive an award...instead of just unfairly handing one to myself...So I'll pass on this Caption..

But, I'd love to judge the next one! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

AMuppetMatt
11-02-2010, 11:11 AM
Happy slap fail...

extrememuffin
11-02-2010, 12:40 PM
Altair: hey man have you heard any info on when McTavish plans on judging this thing?
Thug: no i wish he would get around to it already everybody is ready for the next picture
Altair: yeah i cant wait to see who wins this one there were some great entries
Gaurd: hey are you guys talking about the caption game?
Altair: yeah we are. do you know when McTavish is going to judge it?
Gaurd: no iv been wondering the same thing
Thug: hey maybe he knows

*everybody looks at screen*

Caligula__
11-02-2010, 02:43 PM
The Awards (Featured Image)
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/814/814446/assassins-creed-20070822012016596_640w.jpg

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winner:</span> RipYourSpineOut
Random guy: So here is a photo of the great Assassin, Altair, who lived in 1191 A.D. Here, he is about to...wait, is that woman in the background talking on a cellphone!? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

-insert stupid hype on news and internet about time travelers-

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Runner-up:</span> assassino151
Thug: Altair,I have been meaning to tell you something....

Altair: Me too disguised apprentice.

Altair: Your fired!

Thug: I quit!!! ( at exactly the same time)

Both simultaneously say: What?!!!

Thug: You can't fire me,I love this job!!!

Altair: You can't quit,your helping me with my mission!!!!

Thug: Then why did you fire me????

Altair: Then why did you quit?

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Most Unsubtle Award:</span>itsamea-mario
guard: homo.

<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Honorable Mentions</span>EzioTheAssassin
Altair: Hello Frankie. I just heard you talking to the guards about me. That's not nice Frankie. You shouldn't have done that. I'm afraid after this moment, I can't be held responsible for my actions...

Thug: Oh crap... Guard! Help me!

Guard: *gives him stupid look* Hah! Do I look like I want a blade in my skull? Nice knowing ya pal.

<span class="ev_code_PINK">Chaos Award</span>realgangsta213
*Altair taps thug on shoulder then runs tho the other side of him*
*Thug turns around and goes to templar:
Thug: DUDE wtf?
Templar: I beg your pardon?
Thug: You just tapped me on my shoulder what do you want?
Templar: I didn't tap you on your shoulder
Thug: you wanna arrest me don't ya? Over my dead body you masked pyjama freak!!!
*Thug and templar fight and kill each other while altair gets out the codex and writes*
Altair:Not the most convenient method of assassination but you don't get your hands dirty. Will have to think of a quicker way though...


Next Image:
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100919025309/assassinscreed/images/thumb/4/4e/Ezio_Kill_Knife.jpg/591px-Ezio_Kill_Knife.jpg

Ezio: Double kill! Oh yeahhhhhhhhh!
Horse Rider: Ridin, ridin, ridin raw hide!
Guards: Runnin, runnin, runnin...

Drakonous505
11-02-2010, 03:10 PM
Ezio: Silly Guards. Double teamings for kids.
-Notices more guards coming-
Ezio: This is where the fun begins >:]

Dibs on next judging ;P

XIXDunedainXIX
11-02-2010, 03:25 PM
@ Drakonous505...*Grumble...Grumble* Read ^^^...I already booked. But...I'll let this one go, as I'd rather have a chance at creating a witty caption.

My entry:

Painter: OMG! It's Ezio Auditore! My hero! I really must try that move on Petro and Vencesco...if they try sully my honor again I wonder if Ezio will sign my jugs...
Ezio: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Uhh...which ones, ma'am?

extrememuffin
11-02-2010, 03:45 PM
i didnt get an award http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif thats going to have to change http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

gaurd: Kneel before me scum
Ezio: as you wish

or

gaurd: all we did was stop him for not having proper headlights on his horse and this is what we get.

SWJS
11-02-2010, 04:52 PM
Guard: *falling toward painter's work*

Painter: No, no no no no NO!

*splat*

Painter: *****! Not again! Damn assassins!

thekyle0
11-02-2010, 07:33 PM
In order to raise money for the Brotherhood, Ezio uses his skill with blades to work part-time as a barber.

Ezio: Damn! I missed the mustache again!

Drakonous505
11-02-2010, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Sam007Fisher:
@ Drakonous505...*Grumble...Grumble* Read ^^^...I already booked. But...I'll let this one go, as I'd rather have a chance at creating a witty caption.

My entry:

Painter: OMG! It's Ezio Auditore! My hero! I really must try that move on Petro and Vencesco...if they try sully my honor again I wonder if Ezio will sign my jugs...
Ezio: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Uhh...which ones, ma'am?

Damn didn't notice, sorry. You can take this one.

MCB280
11-02-2010, 09:58 PM
Guild member 1: do you think Ezio will be able to take on all these guards?
Guild member 2: yeah well maybe what do you think Niccolo Machiavelli
Niccolo Machiavelli: DIE EZIO DIE so i can be the Brotherhood Master
Guild member 1: WTF SIR
Niccolo Machiavelli: i mean yes he will survive he is just like me.
Guild member 2: but we have not seen you in action but EZIO IS A GOD in combat.
Niccolo Machiavelli: That is it i challenge you to a duel of smartness.
Guild member 2: but i lose then
Niccolo Machiavelli: that is right so SHUT UP!!!!!

extrememuffin
11-03-2010, 08:55 AM
Gaurd 1: hey Ezio did you hear ACB is being released late on the PC
Ezio: NOOOOOOOOO

AMuppetMatt
11-03-2010, 11:19 AM
Guy next to building: Best... drug trip... EVA

Twostein
11-03-2010, 11:45 AM
painter: WHAT WAS THAT?

ezio: what? was't it good?

painter: NO!! it was crap. it needs more emotion and action. And your pose is awful. do it again.

Ezio: Alright , alright (calls to guard) oi come over here. the guy want's another take.

SlimeDynamiteD
11-03-2010, 11:52 AM
Dude in the background behind the guard getting stabbed... Or let's just call him Berto

Berto: OH MY GAWD! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!

extrememuffin
11-03-2010, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
Dude in the background behind the guard getting stabbed... Or let's just call him Berto

Berto: OH MY GAWD! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!

that was a big build up for a wimpy qoute. i think the idea of calling him Berto was funnier lol

my caption

gaurd 1: hey sir stop
Ezio: yes
Gaurd 1: do you have a cookie?
Ezio: oh no sorry i gave all my cookies to those gaurds back there
Gaurd 2: damn how come we never get the cookies
Ezio: well i might not have any cookies but i did bring some special cake...

SlimeDynamiteD
11-03-2010, 12:00 PM
Lol yeah I tried to make that as funny as possible so that the real caption didn't have to be as good 'cuz I couldn't think of anything really ... but sssh =X

Berto agrees with me so it's okay http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

beanodad
11-03-2010, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by extrememuffin:


that was a big build up for a wimpy qoute. i think the idea of calling him Berto was funnier lol

my caption

gaurd 1: hey sir stop
Ezio: yes
Gaurd 1: do you have a cookie?
Ezio: oh no sorry i gave all my cookies to those gaurds back there
Gaurd 2: damn how come we never get the cookies
Ezio: well i might not have any cookies but i did bring some special cake...

Sorry but this is really annoying me, it's spelt Guard not Gaurd

XIXDunedainXIX
11-03-2010, 02:45 PM
Ezio: So, Berto...that's how you throw a knife like me - Ezio the Master Assassin! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
*Berto gurgles and collapses*
Ezio: Berto? Berto! Oh NO! I killed him! Oh...Carlos...you can get up.
*Carlos lies silent*
Ezio: Carlos? Not you too?
Horseman: Ezio? What happened here, why are Berto and Carlos not getting up...the director wants another take!
Ezio: I'm sorry guys..someone must've have switched the stage knives for REAL ones! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Horseman: No way....

Btw...I'm waiving my judging duty this time...this caption is too good to just be a judge on! But I will judge the next one (promise! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif )

MT4K
11-03-2010, 02:49 PM
when performing knife tricks, remember to give yourself PLENTY of room to maneuver

Oatkeeper
11-03-2010, 03:10 PM
Ezio: 2 down, and how many left go *turns around* HOLY CA@P *runs*

XIXDunedainXIX
11-05-2010, 02:12 AM
Okay, seeing as this thread is (yet again!) dying...I'm going to dish out the awards. There were so few entries...so the awards will be limited...

Awards! (Featured Image)

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100919025309/assassinscreed/images/thumb/4/4e/Ezio_Kill_Knife.jpg/591px-Ezio_Kill_Knife.jpg

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Winner</span> ~ extrememuffin

Guard: Kneel before me, scum!
Ezio: As you wish...

Cascading Award ~ SlimeDynamiteD & Sam007Fisher (That's me! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif ) [Just to note...Slime's 'Berto' is the painter-dude / My 'Berto' is the guard in front of him... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif]

(Slme's Post) Berto: OH MY GAWD! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!

(My Post)Ezio: So, Berto...that's how you throw a knife like me - Ezio the Master Assassin!
*Berto gurgles and collapses*
Ezio: Berto? Berto! Oh NO! I killed him! Oh...Carlos...you can get up.
*Carlos lies silent*
Ezio: Carlos? Not you too?
Horseman: Ezio? What happened here, why are Berto and Carlos not getting up...the director wants another take!
Ezio: I'm sorry guys..someone must've have switched the stage knives for REAL ones!
Horseman: No way....

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span> ~ thekyle0

In order to raise money for the Brotherhood, Ezio uses his skill with blades to work part-time as a barber.

Ezio: Damn! I missed the mustache again!

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">The Award That I Identify Most With</span> ~ extrememuffin

Guard 1: Hey Ezio did you hear ACB is being released late on the PC?
Ezio: NOOOOOOOOO



Next Image

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww65/Sam007Fisher/assassins-creed-ii-20090923115338459_640w.jpg

DrumHero
11-05-2010, 02:18 AM
FOR THE HORSE ONE I MISSED!!

Ezio: I'm going to have to bail, man. Something tells me that collecting this guys' head here in Sleepy Hollow is going to be tough.


FOR NEW IMAGE!!

As Ezio moved in for the kill, he generously decided to wait for his target to finish ballet recital.

Serenity9066
11-05-2010, 02:25 AM
Ezio: Oh look! An offering for meeeee!

(Side note: I am so glad this didn't die!)

SlimeDynamiteD
11-05-2010, 02:26 AM
Guard with Stretched arm... Bob yeah, we'll call him Bob.

Bob: Now at this point you stretch out your arm like this and walk that way...

Brute: But Bob... what was this called again?

Bob: The English Waltz Hank, the English Waltz.

Brute (Hank): But Bob... we're italian

Bob: IT'S WHAT THE DANCE IS CALLED OKAY? NOW DO YOU WANT TO LEARN IT OR NOT?

Brute (Hank): But Bob... is there no Italian Waltz?

Ezio: ... Idiots http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

magesupermaster
11-05-2010, 02:49 AM
Bob(Agile guard):So I'm going to lean over this edge and stare into the water, okay?
Hank(Brute): Okay, I'll do the same thing over there.
Ezio: Looks like more easy kills.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Bob: Hey, there's something moving in the water!
Giant squid: *Grabs Bob and pulls him into the water*
Bob: Aaaaahhhhh!! Blragghh! Bloblobloblo! *Gurgle- dead*
Hank: First rats and now this?! * Runs away screaming like a girl*
Ezio: Mommy? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

Serenity9066
11-05-2010, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by magesupermaster:
Bob(Agile guard):So I'm going to lean over this edge and stare into the water, okay?
Hank(Brute): Okay, I'll do the same thing over there.
Ezio: Looks like more easy kills.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Bob: Hey, there's something moving in the water!
Giant squid: *Grabs Bob and pulls him into the water*
Bob: Aaaaahhhhh!! Blragghh! Bloblobloblo! *Gurgle- dead*
Hank: First rats and now this?! * Runs away screaming like a girl*
Ezio: Mommy? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

Does the squid have a shark head by any chance?

MCB280
11-05-2010, 03:21 AM
EZIO: look to the sky just before you die its the last time you will (JUMP OFF THE ledge)
AGLIE: WTF are you sing....... stab in the throat
BRUTE: hey Paulie did you hear about the Assassin?
EZIO: well Pauli maybe and he will be the last hing you see
(brute turns around)
EZIO: STABY STABY http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
BRUTE: why did i choose this job.... that right for the mon... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

XxKillaSniperxX
11-05-2010, 04:03 AM
Agile: I told you to stop messing with the ball! Now look at what you've done! You better go get it before the rest of my friends come. You will NOT ruin my 4 square party!
Brute: Let's say I go get it, which I won't because it's your fault the ball fell in the first place. But lets say I go get it. How do you expect me to get back up here with all this armor on? I'll sink!
Agile: This conversation is not about you! It's about the ball that I spent every last florin from my kid's college fund on to buy. Now you get down there before I get all "Altair" on you!
Brute: Big words from a "runner." Also did you forget that your stupid game requires 4 people to play?
Agile: I knew you would go there. I knew it! I expected you to not even show up so I invited someone I met at the armor store. Really nice guy. Doesn't lose balls like SOMEONE I know. *points at Ezio* Oh look, up there! He's here! Come on down! The games gonna start soon. *nudges brute* Hint, hint.
Ezio:.....
Brute: You moron! Do you have any idea who that is? It's Ezio! He's breached our defenses! Let's run up to him and wait a REALLY longtime to attack!
Agile: That's not Ezio. Ezio doesn't run around with his wrist blade out unless he's about to kill someone.....*looks to see if blade is out*........crap

Caligula__
11-05-2010, 04:09 AM
Ezio: *singsong* I'm gonna kill you
Brute: *singsong* He's gonna kill you

Ezio and Brute start walking towards Agile

Ezio: *singsong* I'm gonna kill you
Brute: *singsong* He's gonna kill you

Ezio's hiddden blade comes out

Ezio: *singsong* I'm gettin closer
Brute: *singsong* He's gettin closer

Ezio starts kill animation

Ezio: *singsong* I'm killin you
Brute: *singsong* He's killin you

Agile dies

Ezio: *singsong* Now you're dead
Brute: *singsong* Now he's dead

cptn_k
11-05-2010, 06:25 AM
Ezio: *under his breath* phew! smells in here

Agile: *to brute* the bathroom's THAT way

Brute: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

salted onions
11-05-2010, 06:45 AM
Ezio: RELEASE THE KRAKEN.
http://lovelyentropy.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/release-the-kraken-seal-500js0317101.jpg

SWJS
11-05-2010, 10:19 AM
Agile: I heard something in that direction. Go check it out!

Brute: One, there's no ground that way, two, it was probably the giant squid, three, the assassin is right above us. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Agile: Wow, and I thought you were big and stupid.

Brute: That's a stereotype, you stuck-up tight-wearing tutti-frutti!

Agile: Oh yeah? Hey assassin, you can have him! So long sucker! *dives into water* Oh wait, I can't swim! *drowns*

Brute: I can't believe I had to take orders from that idiot. Bah. I quit. *hands axe to Ezio* Knock yourself out kid.

Ezio: Awesome! That was easier than I thought it would be. Too bad I can't keep this thing...

Drakonous505
11-05-2010, 10:53 AM
Ezio: Crap I hope he doesn't look down... Cause that Sword Compus is pointing right at me...

extrememuffin
11-05-2010, 11:20 AM
2 awards wow im doing great

Ezio: damn i cant find those last 2 feathers. *sees guards* hmmm if i can tip-toe over there and steal those helmets i can paint the feathers white then pretend i found them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

or

Hank: hey Bob there is a spider on your arm
Bob: omg omg omg get off
Hank: ok just stick out your arm
*cuts off Bob's arm*
Bob: *screams like a little girl* what did you do that for?
Hank: you said you wanted me to get it off you
Bob: THE SPIDER YOU IDIOT NOT MY ARM
Hank: ohhhhhhhhhhh sorry i thought you ment your arm. here ill cut off my arm then we can be even. *cuts off arm* OWWWWWWWWWWW THAT HURT
Bob: of course it hurt you just cut off your arm you ******
Hank: while why didnt you stop me?
Bob: how was i supposed to know you were going to cut off your arm?
Hank: ohhhhh im getting sick of you *stabs Bob*
hmm maybe that wasnt a good idea after all *slips on Bob's blood and lands on sword which peirces his heart*
Ezio: ok that was weird....
Ezio: i wonder if there is anyway i could take credit for this http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

X10J
11-05-2010, 08:13 PM
Hank: Bob. how'd you get in here.

Bob: I just pressed that skull on the wall. The door openned right up.

Hank: Cool. But hey isn't it odd that we didn't think to check out those strange symbols before. I mean they're the signs of our greatest enemies, The guy we're looking for wears a gigantic version as a belt buckle for Christ's sake.

Bob: You think thats weird, I hear that in the middle east, in 1191, they had them graffitied on their roof-tops but our archers never noticed.

Hank: Thats why we sould be running this army.

Bob: I'll say. Now come on we shouldn't be in here.

*Ezio double air-assassinates them*

Ezio: Wow that was close, those guys could have done some major damage.


Thanks for the award Extrememuffin.


@kyle: could not stop laughing at the hammer caption.


@mcb: Blackend roll, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky; shattered goal fills his soal with a ruthless cry.

Starsfan1009
11-06-2010, 02:15 AM
Bob: I'm bored.

Hank: Me too.

Bob: Wanna play a game?

Hank: Sounds creepy...what did you have in mind?

Bob: Go over there and count to 10, okay?

Hank: Ugh...not this game again.

Bob: What's your problem this time?!

Hank: It's just...you always win. I'm sick of losing.

Bob: You know why you lose? Cuz you're FAT. And you wear too much armor *prances around* Ohhh look at me! I'm a brute! I'm the toughest soldier in Italy!

Hank: When we're done here, I'm talking to Rodrigo about getting a different partner.

Bob: Yeah, cuz you suck. You know who's the best at hide and seek?!

Ezio: *silently jumps from the ledge and completes a flawless double assassination* Me. *walks away*

*the octopus then randomly drags the guards into the water*

Starsfan1009
11-06-2010, 01:09 PM
someone should judge. im no good at it

MegaMike8
11-06-2010, 06:43 PM
Brute: why are we guarding an area with water. Agile: I don't know, this tomb has a sword symbol below us I wonder who made it. Ezio: ha ha ha ha stupid guards!

steelernati0n
11-06-2010, 07:33 PM
Bob: See that pole right there? His name is George.

Hank: You've been standing out here way to long....

realgangsta213
11-07-2010, 01:39 AM
Woohoo i've won the chaos award but i actually don't know what it is, can anyone elaborate, andthat's myone for this pic.

Ezio: Finally i hunted those two bastards down and now their blood is mine...
Giant octopus pops out and grabs them
Ezio http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Ezio: You damn piece of shi# that was my kill!!! damn yoooouuuuu
Jumps on top of octopus and starts shanking him in the head desperately but with no effect.
THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PIKACHU THUNDERBOLT!!!!!!!!
It's super effective. The wild octopus faints.

DrumHero
11-07-2010, 02:10 AM
This one would be a hard one to judge. =P Some good, some bad. Personally I loved mine for this image. Lol

AMuppetMatt
11-07-2010, 03:38 AM
Luigi: Roberto, when you said you were going to take me on a romantic stroll by the water, I didn't know you meant the SEWERS?!

Roberto: I'm sorry... I'll make it up to you. According to legend, there's a tiny friendly fish in these waters that grants wishes... let's lean over the edge to see if we can see it

thekyle0
11-07-2010, 08:01 AM
I'll do it, I guess. Though the next one is still open to anyone who wants to club it over the head and drag it into a dark cave.

But first,


Originally posted by realgangsta213:
Woohoo i've won the chaos award but i actually don't know what it is, can anyone elaborate, andthat's myone for this pic. It seems to me that the chaos award is given for the most entertaining entry that doesn't really have any direction and appears to blather on in arbitrary absurdity.

SlimeDynamiteD:
Brute (Hank): But Bob... is there no Italian Waltz? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQvc7Ne5mok

My entry for current picture: Clearly, Assassin's Creed 2 guards have never seen Loony Toons, because they're standing right on the X.

Current Picture:
http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww65/Sam007Fisher/assassins-creed-ii-20090923115338459_640w.jpg

<span class="ev_code_green">Winner</span>

Serenity9066:
Ezio: Oh look! An offering for meeeee!

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner-up</span>

Starsfan2009:
Bob: I'm bored.

Hank: Me too.

Bob: Wanna play a game?

Hank: Sounds creepy...what did you have in mind?

Bob: Go over there and count to 10, okay?

Hank: Ugh...not this game again.

Bob: What's your problem this time?!

Hank: It's just...you always win. I'm sick of losing.

Bob: You know why you lose? Cuz you're FAT. And you wear too much armor *prances around* Ohhh look at me! I'm a brute! I'm the toughest soldier in Italy!

Hank: When we're done here, I'm talking to Rodrigo about getting a different partner.

Bob: Yeah, cuz you suck. You know who's the best at hide and seek?!

Ezio: *silently jumps from the ledge and completes a flawless double assassination* Me. *walks away*

*the octopus then randomly drags the guards into the water*

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">The judge is indecisive over the runner up award</span>

steelernation:
Bob: See that pole right there? His name is George.

Hank: You've been standing out here way to long....

<span class="ev_code_RED">Next Picture:</span>
http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/Murcuseo/Assassins%20Creed/ACB_SP_S_09_RunningFromGunmen.jpg

Yes, Roman candles were indeed invented in Renaissance Rome, and they were used to hunt Assassins. So when you're mother tells you not to shoot them at your friends, show her this photograph.


Originally posted by realgangsta213:
Woohoo i've won the chaos award but i actually don't know what it is, can anyone elaborate, andthat's myone for this pic. It seems to me that the chaos award is given for the most entertaining entry that doesn't focus on one actual joke and instead jumps about in arbitrary absurdity. In a way, this become the joke in itself. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

persiateddy95
11-07-2010, 08:07 AM
Woohoo i've won the chaos award but i actually don't know what it is, can anyone elaborate,
The Chaos Award is given to the caption in which the craziest/unpredictable things happen.

realgangsta213
11-07-2010, 08:35 AM
Oh, thanks for explaining guys

Ezio: I'm too old for this crap

Or
Ezio:Now all i need is a matrix style-coat (while doing this in slow motion)

Or
Ezio:ha, you can't catch me suck...Splat against the wall

SWJS
11-07-2010, 08:51 AM
Ezio: Weeeeeeee!

Guards: HEY! NO HAVING FUN! You should be miserable like everyone else! Die fun-haver! *shoots at him*

Ezio: Every party has a pooper, that's why I invited you!

Starsfan1009
11-07-2010, 09:12 AM
^^^I approve of this post

Starsfan1009
11-07-2010, 09:56 AM
Guard at very top (Carl): "Shoot him, Winston, shoot him!" *thinks to himself...C'mon, lantern, break! BREAK D@#NIT!!!*

Guard in middle (Winston): "I'm trying, Carl! What do you expect from a gun loaded with variable amounts of gunpowder, no scope, and a kickback that can push me off a building. This isn't Call of Duty, ya know...not to mention these masks are so visually restricting!"

Guard at bottom (Bernie): "D@#m, he's so cool. I wanna be him. Go, Ezio, go!"

Carl: "Bernie, what did you say?!"

Bernie: "Uhh...NO, Ezio, NO!" O.o

Ezio to himself: *sigh* Everybody wants to be an assassin...

PhiIs1618033
11-07-2010, 10:02 AM
http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/Murcuseo/Assassins%20Creed/ACB_SP_S_09_RunningFromGunmen.jpg
Desmond: Shaun, when did they change plant pots into lamps?
Shaun: Shut up, Desmond.
Desomnd: C'mon, man. Tell me. Just now you were whining about not getting any attention.
Shaun: What part of "shut up, Desmond" don't you understand? Is it the 'shut'-part? That refers to your mouth, that you should close it. Is it the 'up'-part. That doesn't actually do anything, but it's part of the phrase. Is it the 'Desmond'-part? That refers to YOU. Now, leave me alone.
Desmond: Deja vu...
Rebecca: How so?
Desmond: I remember him saying that a while ago. Or something like that, anyway. Wait, wasn't it when I met him?
Shaun: It was not.
Desmond: Yes, it was.
Shaun: *bursts into crying* Just shut up, alright?
Desmond: What is his problem?
Rebecca: He isn't that good at making jokes. Go easy on him, will you?

RipYourSpineOut
11-07-2010, 11:11 AM
Ezio: Oh great, one of the recruits must have smeared glue all over this lamp, my hands are stuck! Would one of you fellows mind helping me down?

Guard 2: No problem, just stay still! I'll hit the rope.

-guard shoots bullet and hits building-

Ezio: Hey Puttana, you're aiming for the rope, not me!

Guard 2: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Xanatos2007
11-07-2010, 01:27 PM
Ezio: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught, Ezio Auditore da Firenze! *following scene ensues from 1:02 onwards* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZUQbcIufc)
Guard 1: Wasn't his name "Sparrow" or something?
Guard 2: I don't know, something to do with birds.

Drakonous505
11-07-2010, 01:52 PM
Guard in bottom right corner: Damn these inaccurate firearms! I could totally have shot that lamp's chain and he'd have fallen.

XIXDunedainXIX
11-07-2010, 01:54 PM
Argh! Xanatos2007, you stole my line! I was about to post the exact same thing!

Now...I'll have to rethink... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Ezio: At least this time, I have all my 'effects'...unlike that pirate tosser! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Or

Ezio: This isn't nearly as easy as that pirate made it out to be...damn you Jack Sparrow!

SWJS
11-07-2010, 01:58 PM
Guard in bottom right corner: Damn these inaccurate firearms! I could totally have shot that lamp's chain and he'd have fallen.
Arquebuser: It still wouldn't have killed him. He's an assassin!

steelernati0n
11-07-2010, 02:14 PM
Middle Guard: Come back and fight like a man!

Ezio: Says the man wearing a dress!

Top Guard: He has a point....

thekyle0
11-07-2010, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Ezio: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught, Ezio Auditore da Firenze! *following scene ensues from 1:02 onwards* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZUQbcIufc)
Guard 1: Wasn't his name "Sparrow" or something?
Guard 2: I don't know, something to do with birds. ^http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Serenity9066
11-07-2010, 02:47 PM
*gasp* I won!

*Ezio lands on a platform, then proceeds to remove the plug-in earphones from his ears.*

Ezio: Did I just hear something?
*shrug* Oh well.
*Plugs them back in, and jumps to the next rooftop*

RipYourSpineOut
11-07-2010, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Ezio: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught, Ezio Auditore da Firenze! *following scene ensues from 1:02 onwards* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZUQbcIufc)
Guard 1: Wasn't his name "Sparrow" or something?
Guard 2: I don't know, something to do with birds.

Just when I think I thought of a good caption, Xanatos comes out of nowhere and crushes my dreams.

But I must admit... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Xanatos2007
11-07-2010, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Just when I think I thought of a good caption, Xanatos comes out of nowhere and crushes my dreams.
Wouldn't be the first time... (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8591059716/p/68)

thekyle0
11-07-2010, 03:13 PM
Re-posting for this page
http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/Murcuseo/Assassins%20Creed/ACB_SP_S_09_RunningFromGunmen.jpg

Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Just when I think I thought of a good caption, Xanatos comes out of nowhere and crushes my dreams.
Wouldn't be the first time...
<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">******* it, where's the first Caption Game thread?</pre> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Guard: Get him! He's got the first caption game thread!
Ezio: *escapes* Well that was close. Now let's take a peek at the merchandise...
*assassinated by Kyle*
Kyle: Yes, let's... Aha! It's here! *Pulls out silver orb* What's this rubbish? Oh ,never mind, here's (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8591059716/p/1) the caption game!

Serenity9066
11-07-2010, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by thekyle0:
Guard: Get him! He's got the first caption game thread!
Ezio: *escapes* Well that was close. Now let's take a peek at the merchandise...
*assassinated by Kyle*
Kyle: Yes, let's... Aha! It's here! *Pulls out silver orb* What's this rubbish? Oh ,never mind, here's (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8591059716/p/1) the caption game!

I actually went through that whole thing when I first joined. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm going to have to go through it again. ^^

JAHman28
11-07-2010, 03:16 PM
Guard: Ha! Little does he know that every swinging part in this city leads to a heavily spiked surface! HAHAHAHA!

Ezio: Baaaalls.

extrememuffin
11-08-2010, 08:46 AM
Ezio: i wonder how many shots they will take before they acctually hit me. lets start counting 1... 2... 3... wow these guys suck at reloading i can do it in 2 seco.. 4... ..onds.

*5minutes later*

Ezio: 31... 32... 33... 34...
guard: WHY DONT YOU DIE
Ezio: 35... 37...
guard: haha you missed 36
*boom*
Ezio: nope there it is 36... 38... 39... 40...
guard: dam were out of ammo now what
Ezio: well im just going to leave now you guys tell me when you got more ammo and we will do this again ok

Blackglasswar
11-08-2010, 08:54 AM
Ezio: That is the last time I try to put my Xmas decorations up in November!!! Bloody home owners association are getting ridiculous.

extrememuffin
11-08-2010, 09:00 AM
Ezio: must get to store! ACB is coming out soooo soon

MCB280
11-08-2010, 01:15 PM
BOB is the one who is shooting Bill is the guard who is on the lower building and Steve is the one on the tall building.

Ezio: must get to UK or Australia FOR THE CODEX!!!!!!!!
BOB: Steve and Bill start shoting
Bill: why he is just trying to get Codex
Steve: hey wait for me i want CODEX!!!!!!!!!
Bob: you get back here and shot
Steve: but you missed him
Bill: that what she said
Bill, Steve and Ezio all stop and yell: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you got burned

RipYourSpineOut
11-08-2010, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Just when I think I thought of a good caption, Xanatos comes out of nowhere and crushes my dreams.
Wouldn't be the first time... (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8591059716/p/68) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't believe you remembered that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

DarkicoN14
11-08-2010, 03:56 PM
Ezio: What? Why am i slipping? Who put butter on this!

Guard 3: *Snicker*

Xanatos2007
11-09-2010, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Just when I think I thought of a good caption, Xanatos comes out of nowhere and crushes my dreams.
Wouldn't be the first time... (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8591059716/p/68) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't believe you remembered that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
For some reason I can remember stuff like that but I can't seem recall the three main pieces of family law legislation for my legal studies exam despite reading them only the night before. Shows how much I care, right?

extrememuffin
11-09-2010, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Just when I think I thought of a good caption, Xanatos comes out of nowhere and crushes my dreams.
Wouldn't be the first time... (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/8591059716/p/68) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't believe you remembered that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
For some reason I can remember stuff like that but I can't seem recall the three main pieces of family law legislation for my legal studies exam despite reading them only the night before. Shows how much I care, right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol i have the same problem. except im in science not law

extrememuffin
11-09-2010, 08:59 AM
guard 1: hey look im going to get a 360 noscope on this noob
guard 2: you missed now who is the noob
guard 1: hold on I have to reload this damn gun
Ezio: who is the noob now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Xanatos2007
11-09-2010, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by extrememuffin:
guard 1: hey look im going to get a 360 noscope on this noob
guard 2: you missed now who is the noob
guard 1: hold on I have to reload this damn gun
Ezio: who is the noob now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif
*ten minutes later*
Guard 2: Reloaded yet?
Guard 1: Nearly finished... bugger, I dropped my ramrod!
Ezio: *sigh* How come I don't have this problem?

salted onions
11-09-2010, 10:31 AM
*offscreen*

Machiavelli: Ezio! The arquebusers are terrorizing Roma! Do something!

Ezio: I guess it's time for me to...
*Ezio puts on sun glasses.*
... Swing into action.

http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/Murcuseo/Assassins%20Creed/ACB_SP_S_09_RunningFromGunmen.jpg

SlimeDynamiteD
11-09-2010, 10:33 AM
Ezio: ... Should I consider myself lucky that the guards don't know I'm glued onto this lantern...?

- Ezio slams against the window -

- Woman inside screaming -

Theassassin4756
11-09-2010, 11:00 AM
Ezio: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

JAHman28
11-09-2010, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by childprodigy:
*offscreen*

Machiavelli: Ezio! The arquebusers are terrorizing Roma! Do something!

Ezio: I guess it's time for me to...
*Ezio puts on sun glasses.*
... Swing into action.


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

SWJS
11-09-2010, 12:11 PM
*offscreen*

Machiavelli: Ezio! The arquebusers are terrorizing Roma! Do something!

Ezio: I guess it's time for me to...
*Ezio puts on sun glasses.*
... Swing into action.
This! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Epic Win.

Jostru
11-09-2010, 12:13 PM
Guard on top: "Oh my god, he's being awesome! Shoot him!"
Guard in the middle: "Yeah, I'll shoot him alright! I'll shoot him in his freakin' ***!" *fires*
Guard at the bottom: "Oooooh, you almost had hi-... Wait, what did you say?"
Guard in the middle: "Okay, I admit it sounded cooler in my head." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

AMuppetMatt
11-09-2010, 12:55 PM
Before there was Superman and his flying abilities... there was Ezio.

MCB280
11-09-2010, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by childprodigy:
*offscreen*

Machiavelli: Ezio! The arquebusers are terrorizing Roma! Do something!

Ezio: I guess it's time for me to...
*Ezio puts on sun glasses.*
... Swing into action.


THIS IS EPIC my people bow to you http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

RipYourSpineOut
11-09-2010, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by childprodigy:
*offscreen*

Machiavelli: Ezio! The arquebusers are terrorizing Roma! Do something!

Ezio: I guess it's time for me to...
*Ezio puts on sun glasses.*
... Swing into action.

http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/Murcuseo/Assassins%20Creed/ACB_SP_S_09_RunningFromGunmen.jpg

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

You left that out, but awesome caption nonetheless. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

salted onions
11-09-2010, 02:10 PM
Dear god, how could I miss that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
Thanks for saving the caption! http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

extrememuffin
11-10-2010, 08:52 AM
who is judging this. if nobody has already claimed it then i will

RipYourSpineOut
11-10-2010, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by childprodigy:
Dear god, how could I miss that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
Thanks for saving the caption! http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

I didn't do it for free. I DEMAND TO BE PART OF THIS CAPTION IF IT WINS http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

But seriously, no problem http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Astralcloak
11-10-2010, 03:51 PM
caption: those little things! pah! it's all swings and roundabouts to me

Drakonous505
11-10-2010, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by childprodigy:
*offscreen*

Machiavelli: Ezio! The arquebusers are terrorizing Roma! Do something!

Ezio: I guess it's time for me to...
*Ezio puts on sun glasses.*
... Swing into action.

http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/Murcuseo/Assassins%20Creed/ACB_SP_S_09_RunningFromGunmen.jpg

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

You left that out, but awesome caption nonetheless. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OMG! WIN!!!!!

xerxesofthe
11-10-2010, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Drakonous505:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/George_Castaldo/Allyourhorses.jpg


(Wonder who'll get the reference :P)

me I do. all your base are belong to me.

RipYourSpineOut
11-13-2010, 05:45 PM
Hey, anyone going to judge http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif?

DarkicoN14
11-13-2010, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Hey, anyone going to judge http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif?

Why dont you do it?

RipYourSpineOut
11-18-2010, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by DarkicoN14:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Hey, anyone going to judge http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif?

Why dont you do it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ahhh, but see, I have participated in this round, so judging it would be biased http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

persiateddy95
11-18-2010, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DarkicoN14:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RipYourSpineOut:
Hey, anyone going to judge http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif?

Why dont you do it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ahhh, but see, I have participated in this round, so judging it would be biased http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You could delete your caption and then judge it, although I think you're not actually going to do this http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

DarkicoN14
11-18-2010, 03:42 PM
Someone just judge, we need to get things up and running again

Xanatos2007
11-22-2010, 10:15 AM
Featured Picture:
http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/Murcuseo/Assassins%20Creed/ACB_SP_S_09_RunningFromGunmen.jpg

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span> - Me, because it seems to have gotten the most "lulz" and I kindly volunteered to judge:

Ezio: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught, Ezio Auditore da Firenze! *following scene ensues from 1:02 onwards* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZUQbcIufc)
Guard 1: Wasn't his name "Sparrow" or something?
Guard 2: I don't know, something to do with birds.
You're welcome.

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Runner-up</span> - Childprodigy:

Machiavelli(offscreen): Ezio! The arquebusers are terrorizing Roma! Do something!
Ezio: I guess it's time for me to...*puts on sun glasses*...swing into action.
<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Cascading Caption Award</span> - RipYourSpineOut:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Honourable mention</span> - Starsfan1009

Guard at the top (Carl): Shoot him, Winston, shoot him! *thinks to himself* C'mon lantern, break! BREAK DAMNIT!!!
Guard in middle (Winston): I'm trying, Carl! What do you expect from a gun loaded with variable amounts of gunpowder, no scope and a kickback that can push me off a building? This isn't Call of Duty, ya know... not to mention these masks are so visually restricting!
Guard at bottom (Bernie): Damn, he's so cool. I wanna be him. Go, Ezio, go!
Carl: Bernie, what did you say?!
Bernie: Uhh... 'NO, Ezio, NO!' O.o
Ezio: *sigh* Everybody wants to be an Assassin...
<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">The not-so-chaotic as Chaos but chaotic enough to warrant a mention award</span> - PhiIs1618033:

Desmond: Shaun, when did they change plant pots into lamps?
Shaun: Shut up, Desmond.
Desomnd: C'mon, man. Tell me. Just now you were whining about not getting any attention.
Shaun: What part of "shut up, Desmond" don't you understand? Is it the 'shut'-part? That refers to your mouth, that you should close it. Is it the 'up'-part? That doesn't actually do anything, but it's part of the phrase. Is it the 'Desmond'-part? That refers to YOU. Now, leave me alone.
Desmond: Deja vu...
Rebecca: How so?
Desmond: I remember him saying that a while ago. Or something like that, anyway. Wait, wasn't it when I met him?
Shaun: It was not.
Desmond: Yes, it was.
Shaun: *bursts into crying* Just shut up, alright?
Desmond: What is his problem?
Rebecca: He isn't that good at making jokes. Go easy on him, will you?
The rest of you need to go back to your rooms and seriously think about what you're doing with your lives.

Next picture:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6334/ezioleo.jpg

Leonardo: *sniffs* You smell something, Ezio?
Ezio: *smiles* (http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128938715331601660.jpg) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

MCB280
11-22-2010, 01:29 PM
Leonardo: Ezio im want to paint a picture of a woman
Ezio: dont let it distract you from your work
Leonardo: trust me it won't goes
(goes to put his arm around Ezio)
Ezio: what do you mean?
Leonardo: God you are stupid
Ezio: what?
leonardo does a faceplam
Leonardo; SHUT UP!!!!!
(this is a reference to ACB at one of leonardo inventions things he say he is painting a woman now and really likes it ezio says to him dont let that distract you from your work then Leo says trust me it wont and then puts one of his arms around ezio then Ezio says what like an idiot prove that Leonardo Da Vinic is gay)

TheXenon
11-22-2010, 01:42 PM
There's no way that Xanatos2007 won over starsfan1009. His was hilarious. My opinion of course.

D173120T
11-22-2010, 01:48 PM
Enzio to Leo..."So what YOUR Dolmio Day?"

JAHman28
11-22-2010, 01:59 PM
Cool guys don't look at explosions...

RipYourSpineOut
11-22-2010, 02:01 PM
Ezio: -checks out a women- Mmmm, the things I would do to her. She's beautiful, isn't she?

Leo: -checks out a man- Mmmm, yes he is.

Ezio: What?

Leo: Nothing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

XIXDunedainXIX
11-22-2010, 02:43 PM
Ezio: Leonardo?
Leonardo: Yes, Ezio?
Ezio: That was amazing... http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif
Leonardo: Why thank you, Ezio. You know I try my best... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif
Woman on Pier: Did you see what those two men just did???
Man on Pier: Oh God...I wish I hadn't...I'll never be the same again... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Reposting for this page

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6334/ezioleo.jpg

MCB280
12-09-2010, 01:26 PM
who is choosing the winner for this one?

X10J
12-10-2010, 12:47 AM
Leo: You know Ezio, I don't feel like I'm getting anything out of our friendship.

Ezio: What do you mean?

Leo: Well, The only time we hang out is when I'm making you some crazy *** invention-

Ezio: Thats not true-

Leo: Or deciphering the Codex.

Ezio: Err...uhh...What about that time with the charriot?

Leo: You mean that time I gave you a free ride to Venizia.

Ezio: But, I saved you from those horsemen.

Leo: No, you saved the awesome flying machine I showed you.

Ezio: But...uhh...huh.

Awkward.

SlimeDynamiteD
12-10-2010, 02:01 PM
Ezio: Can't... hold... still...
Leonardo: We've got to hold on Ezio! Untill someone finaly judged our picture! We can do this
Ezio: It's.. so... hard...
Leonardo: I know you can do this Ezio! I know it!

Xanatos2007
12-10-2010, 02:14 PM
How come the two previous captions don't match the character's facial expressions or body language? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

SlimeDynamiteD
12-10-2010, 02:33 PM
Mine does! They're composing for a painting or whatever. Or 'till someone's judged but they can't move so their facial expressions or body language can't change either. Even though they're tired and want to move on.

Pfsh... "don't match characters face expressions or body language" My rear-end.

X10J
12-13-2010, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
How come the two previous captions don't match the character's facial expressions or body language? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

It's an awkward pause.

And thanks for giving me an excuse to bump this thread.

Nutella0Mutt
12-13-2010, 05:05 PM
oh I want the perverted one to win lol! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

beanodad
12-14-2010, 09:51 AM
Anybody mind if I judge?

If nobody minds I'll post the winner at about 8.30 pm (UK time)

Xanatos2007
12-14-2010, 10:08 AM
Go nuts.

itsamea-mario
12-14-2010, 10:31 AM
Ezio: Hey.
Leo: Yeah?
Ezio: You ever wonder why we're here?
Leo: It's just one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God, watching everything, you know? With a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
ezio: What? I mean why are we out here, on this boat?
leo: Oh. Uhhhhh. Yeah.
Ezio: What's all that stuff about God?
Leo: Uhhhhh. Hm? Nothing.
Ezio: Do you want to talk about it?
Leo: No.
Ezio: Sure?
Leo: Yes.

(get it?)

k0br4
12-14-2010, 01:57 PM
Ezio: Hey Leo, I'll be the horse, you be the..
Leo: ..I'll be the famous inventor who stands here and makes a triangle with his hands, pervert..

Sabooza
12-14-2010, 04:42 PM
leanardo(in head):hmm, he seems relaxed, perhaps a good time to say about how Im making those war machi-
ezio:leanardo
leanardo:uh...yes ezio?
ezio:you know what makes me happy?
leanardo:what ezio?
ezio:the fact that none of the guards...have a gun! or any other weapon considerably powerful, if they did, id be screwed, ha!
leanardo:huh huh, yes ezio
leanardo(in head):maybe another time

SWJS
12-14-2010, 05:30 PM
Leonardo: It's dark. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Ezio: Yes... it is... and I'm late for my date. *runs off*

Leonardo: *sigh* Well, I still have Rosie Palm...

EvanRosner
12-14-2010, 07:59 PM
L: Hey Ezio...You remember my servant.
E: Yea he was a really nice guy. I heard he liked to help you a lot.
L; Yea...
E: I heard he did things like cristina did for me.
L: Do you want a try?
E: Ahhh, Cristina... (In Head)
L: Good. You told you would make progress on your relationship and you did. Tonight's gonna be a lot better than working on those things that will kill him eventually. (In Head)

beanodad
12-15-2010, 09:34 AM
Featured Picture:
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/jitterbug21578/ezioleo-1.jpg
<span class="ev_code_RED">Winner:</span> itsamea-mario


Ezio: Hey.
Leo: Yeah?
Ezio: You ever wonder why we're here?
Leo: It's just one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God, watching everything, you know? With a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
ezio: What? I mean why are we out here, on this boat?
leo: Oh. Uhhhhh. Yeah.
Ezio: What's all that stuff about God?
Leo: Uhhhhh. Hm? Nothing.
Ezio: Do you want to talk about it?
Leo: No.
Ezio: Sure?
Leo: Yes.

<span class="ev_code_PINK">Runner Up:</span> X10J

Leo: You know Ezio, I don't feel like I'm getting anything out of our friendship.

Ezio: What do you mean?

Leo: Well, The only time we hang out is when I'm making you some crazy *** invention-

Ezio: Thats not true-

Leo: Or deciphering the Codex.

Ezio: Err...uhh...What about that time with the charriot?

Leo: You mean that time I gave you a free ride to Venizia.

Ezio: But, I saved you from those horsemen.

Leo: No, you saved the awesome flying machine I showed you.

Ezio: But...uhh...huh.

Awkward.


<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Inappropriate Award:</span> Sam007Fisher

Ezio: Leonardo?
Leonardo: Yes, Ezio?
Ezio: That was amazing...
Leonardo: Why thank you, Ezio. You know I try my best...
Woman on Pier: Did you see what those two men just did???
Man on Pier: Oh God...I wish I hadn't...I'll never be the same again...

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Chaos Award:</span> MCB280

Leonardo: Ezio im want to paint a picture of a woman
Ezio: dont let it distract you from your work
Leonardo: trust me it won't goes
(goes to put his arm around Ezio)
Ezio: what do you mean?
Leonardo: God you are stupid
Ezio: what?
leonardo does a faceplam
Leonardo; SHUT UP!!!!!

Next Picture:

EDIT: Got a bigger size of picture http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/jitterbug21578/QuickTimePlayer_2009-09-25_20-14-39-52.png

notafanboy
12-15-2010, 09:43 AM
Giovanni: YOU TERE ! what are you doing ??!!?
alberto: nothing ...

SlimeDynamiteD
12-15-2010, 02:16 PM
Petruccio (Ezio's youngest brother): Oh no... I think I wet my pants http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

itsamea-mario
12-15-2010, 02:56 PM
alberto: The men you see before are found guilty of the charge, of preforming the illegal activity of singing a barber courtete song in public and therefore are sentenced to, Death!

MCB280
12-15-2010, 05:32 PM
WHOOP WHOOP i got chaos OK lets see if i can do it again.
Giovanni: (in head) well the templars got me and my two sons but not Ezio this is great Ezio will avenge me and his brothers. OUT loud hey Alberto ill bet 2000 florins that one of my sons will kill you within a week
Alberto: DEAL Ive just made an easy 2000 Florins
Giovanni: that what you think
Alberto: shut up and die MMMMOOOOOHAHAHAHA
Giovanni: OOOHHHHH SSSSSHHHHHH.........

EvanRosner
12-15-2010, 08:02 PM
Giovanni: Petruchio, I have told you a thousand times to....

Petruchio: Not collect feathers! I know!

Giovanni: I could care less about you owning feathers. I do care that you happened to fall off a roof without pants... ON A GUARD!

MCB280
12-15-2010, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by EvanRosner:
Giovanni: Petruchio, I have told you a thousand times to....

Petruchio: Not collect feathers! I know!

Giovanni: I could care less about you owning feathers. I do care that you happened to fall off a roof without pants... ON A GUARD!
If this does not win ill be angry. this is funny

Joshuajr2010
12-20-2010, 06:26 PM
Giovanni: Why do I have to be the plot device?

Awe1
12-20-2010, 10:23 PM
Alberto: *crying*
Giovanni: Petruccio why did you have to steal that priceless feather from the king
Petruccio: I'm sorry
Guy in background: Hey! That cloud looks like a... ugh gross


Giovanni: Why do I have to be the plot device?
That's better than mine.

persiateddy95
03-20-2011, 09:30 AM
Time for awards? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Xanatos2007
03-20-2011, 09:42 AM
So that's where this bloody thread went. Stupid search function, about as reliable as Wikipedia as designed by Eugene Stoner... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Featured picture:
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/jitterbug21578/QuickTimePlayer_2009-09-25_20-14-39-52.png

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span> - EvanRosner:

Giovanni: Petruccio, I have told you a thousand times to...

Petruchio: Not collect feathers! I know!

Giovanni: I could care less about you owning feathers. I do care that you happened to fall off a roof without pants... ON A GUARD!
<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Runner-up</span> - Joshuajr2010:

Giovanni: Why do I have to be the plot device?
The rest of you smell like old crabs.

Next picture:

Zoidberg747
03-20-2011, 10:38 PM
Altair:There is something I have to tell you I....I....
Man: Killed my son with a broom?
Altair: Well yeah but....
Man: Beat up my wife
Altair: Actually killed her but....
Man: Slept with my daughter?
Altair: Yeah, and then killed her
Man: At least you didn't pickpocket my five florins
Altair:.....

Serrachio
03-20-2011, 11:18 PM
Altair: I'm sorry madam, but I can't let you see this horrific scene.
Man: What do you mean 'madam', I'm a guy.
Altair: What do you mean you're a man, you're clearly a wom... ohhh. Um, sorry dude.

persiateddy95
03-21-2011, 08:28 AM
Ezio:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Xanatos2007
03-21-2011, 09:13 AM
It could be Ezio wearing Altair's robes, but that doesn't explain how he ended up in Acre.

magesupermaster
03-21-2011, 09:24 AM
Altair: Look at me, I'm awesome.

Zoidberg747
03-21-2011, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by persiateddy95:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Ezio:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I havent played AC1 in a while okay?

masterfenix2009
08-12-2011, 04:14 AM
I FINALLY find this thread, using that bad search function, and I cant even see the picture. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

Xanatos2007
08-12-2011, 05:37 AM
New round, then:

http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/269174_S/assassins-creed-revelations-first-details-confirmed.jpg

I'll judge next Friday, provided this thread doesn't fall into the Bronze Age archives again.

rc732
08-12-2011, 06:30 AM
Ezio thinking: Maybe that doctor was right about me doing stupid stuff at my age.

Rakudaton
08-12-2011, 06:31 AM
Leonardo (below): A little bit to the sinistra... a little to the destra... up a bit... perfect!
Ezio: Are you sure you want the painting all the way up here?

or...

Ezio: Membership fee? Pah! Who needs a gym when I've got a f@"$ing TOWER?!?!

Dralight
08-12-2011, 09:07 AM
Ezio: Damnit i dropped all my gear! *reaches out*
*sigh* now what? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

masterfenix2009
08-13-2011, 12:02 AM
Ezio:Okay,time to climb!
*Eye of the tiger theme starts playing*
Ezio: Al...most....there.
*Ezio reaches the top ledge*
Ezio: YA!!!
*Eagle lands on ledge and looks at Ezio*
Ezio: Hi, my feathered friend!
*Bird looks at Ezio's fingers on the ledge*
Ezio: Hey, what are you doing? NO!NO!NO!NO!
*Bird pecks Ezio's finger*
Ezio falls and says:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

SWJS
08-13-2011, 12:12 AM
Robin: Holy grappling hook ripoff Batman!
Batman: Quick Robin! To the Bat Attourney!

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa Bat Sued!

davo1270
08-13-2011, 03:57 AM
Ezio: Wow this climbing is so tedious and exhausting...and long...makes me think...am i a republican or democrat?

i'll be happy if i get chaos or runner up to chaos http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Xanatos2007
08-21-2011, 01:38 AM
Featured picture:

http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/269174_S/assassins-creed-revelations-first-details-confirmed.jpg

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span> - Rakudaton:

Leonardo (below): A little bit to the sinistra... a little to the destra... up a bit... perfect!
Ezio: Are you sure you want the painting all the way up here?
<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Up</span> - Dralight:

Ezio: Damn it, I dropped all my gear! *reaches out*
*sigh* now what? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honourable Mention</span> - Rc732:

Ezio thinking: Maybe that doctor was right about me doing stupid stuff at my age.
The rest of you are being watched very closely.

Next Image:
http://download.gameblog.fr/images/alaune/Assassin-Une.jpg

masterfenix2009
08-21-2011, 05:00 PM
Red-hooded man:NO! NO!
Guy holding him: Yes! Yes! You will face my evil massage therapy! MUHAHAHAHA http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

SWJS
08-21-2011, 05:29 PM
White hooded man: Say uncle! Say it! Say it or I'll rip your arm off!

Red Hooded Man: Never! I'll never say it! My left arm is my bad arm anyway!

Man in background: Hey! He's being mugged! You there! Stop that unethical act of malice!

Man and Woman: What?! Watch where you're going! How rude!

Woman on beam: Oh damn it! I was gonna mug that guy.

masterfenix2009
08-28-2011, 04:13 AM
Xanatos this thread will smell like a dead crab soon. And since there are only two of us participating just give yourself the unfair advantage award.

Xanatos2007
08-28-2011, 04:51 AM
But I didn't make a caption. Perhaps we should let this one requiescat in pace?

masterfenix2009
08-28-2011, 05:10 AM
But...but the caption game and us have been through so much.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif Also, this pic is very hard to do a caption of. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

waynedavies89
08-28-2011, 06:38 AM
Woman up on the beam
"I knew that bastard was cheating on me!"

magesupermaster
08-28-2011, 06:46 AM
Man in red: Help! He's going to rape me!
White hooded man: I just wanted to let you know there was something on your arm
*Twists Man in red's arm*
White hooded man: It was pain! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

rileypoole1234
08-28-2011, 09:22 AM
White hooded man:No just hold still I promise. From pain will come pleasure.
Red hooded man: WAIT! WAIT! *CRACK*
White hooded man:Hmmmmmmm. That didn't work.

Xanatos2007
08-28-2011, 09:29 AM
You know Jamal, from behind it looks like I'm stabbing you through the arm. I wonder if this is going to cause a fuss...