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WTE_Foobs
12-23-2004, 03:51 PM
Who must I shower with gifts to get a Swordfish? All these ships and not a swordfish to fly... *sigh*

Please Santa send me a Swordfish and I will send you Cuban cigars rolled between the thighs of Virgins.

PS

I will send the virgins as well if you can send me a Boomerang and a Beaufort. I know people will say these are both a bit crappy but I am not greedy and do not want any more uberplanes.

Merry Christmas (or equivalent PC non-denominational celebration salutation *sigh* what is the world coming to) to All!

WTE_Foobs

WTE_Foobs
12-23-2004, 03:51 PM
Who must I shower with gifts to get a Swordfish? All these ships and not a swordfish to fly... *sigh*

Please Santa send me a Swordfish and I will send you Cuban cigars rolled between the thighs of Virgins.

PS

I will send the virgins as well if you can send me a Boomerang and a Beaufort. I know people will say these are both a bit crappy but I am not greedy and do not want any more uberplanes.

Merry Christmas (or equivalent PC non-denominational celebration salutation *sigh* what is the world coming to) to All!

WTE_Foobs

ElAurens
12-23-2004, 05:22 PM
I would not care if we never got another new plane as long as they would fix the code of the game so my merged install would no longer crash. I've tried every thing but pagan animal sacrifice with no luck. And my love of animals won't let me go that far...


Oh, yeah, the Stringbag would be very cool.

WTE_Foobs
12-23-2004, 08:42 PM
Does no one want to recieve these gifts? Looks like I will have to keep them for myself...

Diablo310th
12-25-2004, 12:15 AM
Santa...can you please bring me a P-47N?? I've been a very good boy this year. I've been shooting down lots of uber LW and Japanese ac. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

TC_Stele
12-25-2004, 01:21 AM
My Christmas list would consist of an overhaul of the sound for IL2. Some of the sounds don't sound immersive. Such as the flak. It sounds like dirt clods bursting or something. Not sure if you remember Jane's WWII Fighters but that sound was simply awesome. Or did you ever hear that one scene in Band of Brothers when the C-47s ran into flak? That was loud and exhilerating.

However, I'm still content with the current sounds. Merry Christmas.

Tiger27
12-25-2004, 04:03 AM
The swordfish would enable some good set peice missions, and wont have the legal problems of some other allied torp planes, it would be fun flying into some of the flak the carrier fleets put up and I think as in real life very few Swordfish would come out the other end http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

III/JG11_Tiger

hotspace
12-25-2004, 04:27 AM
All I want 4 Xmas is for my wife to give me a..........better keep this one polite http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hot Space