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Plelv44_Mangrov
03-19-2007, 07:55 AM
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg

"Rock - I won"

Plelv44_Mangrov
03-19-2007, 07:55 AM
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg

"Rock - I won"

Hanglands
03-19-2007, 07:58 AM
The alternative Tom Waits Bone Machine album cover.

Whirlin_merlin
03-19-2007, 08:00 AM
'You even think of bailing and it's a knuckle sandwich son!'

VV_Holdenb
03-19-2007, 08:03 AM
Arcade server admin: "Any more shoulder shooting and kill stealing , the noob gets it...."

ploughman
03-19-2007, 08:04 AM
That pilot looks just like Tony Bliar. Odd that.

Monterey13
03-19-2007, 09:18 AM
"Did anybody bring any lotion?"

Pollack2006
03-19-2007, 09:21 AM
"And she starts screaming 'At least take your watch off!!'"

Haigotron
03-19-2007, 09:26 AM
"All right I got the cockpit lights to turn on, now let's turn the manual page..."


What plane is that? Ju88?

rnzoli
03-19-2007, 09:43 AM
"Ja, zeer Gut! Herr Göing was richtig...bombing civilian targets is a more manly fun!!!!"

edit, okay a funnier caption...


"Been 3 hours on this server and finally the left engine started!!!!! Cool game!!!"

XyZspineZyX
03-19-2007, 09:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Haigotron:



What plane is that? Ju88? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

with those helmets and goggles?

knightflyte
03-19-2007, 09:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Plelv44_Mangrov:
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg

"Rock - I won" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


'Jokers to the left of me. Clowns to the right. Here I am, stuck in the turret with you.'

Plelv44_Mangrov
03-19-2007, 09:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Haigotron:
What plane is that? Ju88? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, Finnish JU-88A-4 in summer 1944. The official name of the picture is "Syöksypommittajan ohjaimissa" (Flying a dive bomber, the direct translation is "in controls of dive bomber). Photo taken by Nils Helander.

LStarosta
03-19-2007, 09:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ploughman:
That pilot looks just like Tony Bliar. Odd that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think you spelt "Blair" wrong...

nevermind...

badatit
03-19-2007, 10:02 AM
Hans!
Bad gyro!
We must abort, call the girls, tell them the party is back on!

T_O_A_D
03-19-2007, 10:24 AM
The next time your wize ACE desides to hit on my girl @#$@%^#

knightflyte
03-19-2007, 10:35 AM
Hey! WTF! Ben Affleck got Kate Beckensale in his cockpit. Who's this bloke?

fordfan25
03-19-2007, 10:52 AM
first you have to get a very firm grip on your stick.its ok we all do it during these long flights to england

Deedsundone
03-19-2007, 10:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by knightflyte:
Hey! WTF! Ben Affleck got Kate Beckensale in his cockpit. Who's this bloke? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Agamemnon22
03-19-2007, 11:40 AM
"You have failed me for the LAST time"
*Force-choke*

Breeze147
03-19-2007, 11:50 AM
Talk to the hand, Biotch!

ploughman
03-19-2007, 11:53 AM
'We bom Pewl Hahba, dey nefer **** wif us ah ghen!'

(Eddie Murphy, probably think?)

jetsetsam
03-19-2007, 12:21 PM
Eeehaaa!. Dropping bombs on russkies is more fun that squeezing frogs to death with your bare hand.

AVGWarhawk
03-19-2007, 12:35 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Plelv44_Mangrov:
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg



Yes!!!!!! I have won another flaming on the Ubisoft IL2 forums!

leitmotiv
03-19-2007, 12:44 PM
That's one heck of a photo---that pilot must have had a really good dive bomb run.

leitmotiv
03-19-2007, 12:48 PM
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg

Luftwaffe Ju 88 crew playing German MONOPOLY over Crete, 1941. Pilot (rolling dice): "Now I've got you, you SOB! Hotels on Potzdammer Platz!!!! HA!" Bombardier: "Arrggghhhhh."

jarink
03-19-2007, 12:51 PM
Rock beats Scissors!

GBrutus
03-19-2007, 01:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Whirlin_merlin:
'You even think of bailing and it's a knuckle sandwich son!' </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Plelv44_Mangrov
03-19-2007, 02:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by leitmotiv:
That's one heck of a photo---that pilot must have had a really good dive bomb run. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Got more info about this one. Captain Jouko Saarinen "smiles after surviving a knotty situation of the coast of Seivästö". The observer / bombardier is second lieutenant Öberg. Both were wounded slightly from the AA-fire.

leitmotiv
03-19-2007, 02:29 PM
Ah, I see---happy because they were alive! That's a great photo which is full of detail for modelers (I am one). Thanks for posting it and the information on it!

TC_Stele
03-19-2007, 02:34 PM
"Destroy them with your mind!"

stugumby
03-19-2007, 02:53 PM
Ha Ha I found the umentionable download site to get it to run without the dvd in!!

Otto was so pleased with himself he forgot to fuse the bombs

MEGILE
03-19-2007, 03:57 PM
"Command has installed the new Maddox Gunners!"

knightflyte
03-19-2007, 04:05 PM
YES!!!!!! I found the invinsibilty code for IL2 Sturmovik: Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B.

heywooood
03-19-2007, 04:08 PM
central casting called...I am to have a bit part in a major motion picture sometime after the war....playing 'the Mouth of Sauron' whatever that is. There is only one condition. They want me to stop brushing my teeth until then...YES! I hate brushing! HAHA I am laugh!

carts
03-19-2007, 05:16 PM
Alien chestburster makes its first appearence!

knightflyte
03-19-2007, 05:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by carts:
Alien chestburster makes its first appearence! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG! LOL!

Feathered_IV
03-19-2007, 07:02 PM
"If you kids don't behave back there, We're turning this thing around and going home!!!"

PBNA-Boosher
03-19-2007, 09:06 PM
2 weeks!!!

knightflyte
03-20-2007, 12:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
"If you kids don't behave back there, We're turning this thing around and going home!!!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

As someone who endured sweltering summer heat in a 1968 zinc chromate green Chrysler Wagon complete with fake wood paneling, I find that hilarious!!!!

ViktorViktor
03-20-2007, 01:26 AM
YESSSSSS!!! Egged the officers' quarters !!!

ViktorViktor
03-20-2007, 01:27 AM
Bah !! Who needs tickets to the football match when you can fly right over !!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

gdfo
03-20-2007, 04:07 AM
'Jaaaa!!!!! No more Motherinlaw!!!"

-HH- Beebop
03-20-2007, 06:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"I finally figured out how to center the gunsight!"

HotelBushranger
03-20-2007, 06:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by -HH- Beebop:
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ha! Eat turd ruskies!

Choctaw111
03-20-2007, 09:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/PublicPhotoAccount2/il2/Pilots1.jpg

knightflyte
03-20-2007, 02:01 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/knightgames/brilliant.jpg

Orbit gum: BRILLIANT!!!!

leitmotiv
03-20-2007, 02:55 PM
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg

Pilot: (Gasping) I know we're short on equipment but having to use a lawn mower starter cord for the Jumos is ridiculous!

ViktorViktor
03-20-2007, 03:01 PM
Choctaw's caption floored me !!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Hanglands
03-20-2007, 05:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0-KhvrGwCU&mode=related&search=

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m203/ChickenHawk_2006/tw.jpg

Jediteo
03-20-2007, 05:29 PM
Well boys, I reckon this is it, nuclear combat toe-toe with the ruuskies...

A little Dr Strangelove for ya

Copperhead310th
03-20-2007, 06:10 PM
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg
"Ya! Vlad we got the Vodka from Stallingrad is good No?! But if you drink it all befroe we get to Berlin i'm gonna punch you in the mouth comrad!"

VV_Holdenb
03-20-2007, 07:05 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif wot Choctaw & knightflyte posted

knightflyte
03-20-2007, 09:58 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/knightgames/brilliant2.jpg

Nice shot kid! Now don't get cocky!
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Pirschjaeger
03-20-2007, 10:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Plelv44_Mangrov:
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7329/untitledfk6.jpg
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bloody hell! Those pretentious gits wrote the manual in Cockney!.

Haigotron
03-20-2007, 10:47 PM
"DAMNIT! Why did we agree to sit in the Mistel prototype cockpit?!"

BadA1m
03-20-2007, 10:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
"If you kids don't behave back there, We're turning this thing around and going home!!!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFL!!!!

VV_Holdenb
03-21-2007, 02:52 AM
If you say "are we there yet" one more time....

Plelv44_Mangrov
03-22-2007, 04:10 AM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1428/untitledfk6yv9.jpg

"Look, with one hand only!"