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Feathered_IV
05-24-2005, 07:42 AM
Earlier this evening my partner went for a girls night out. Part of this involved a tongue in cheek visit to some hokey fortune teller (her friends idea). Her friend stops by to pick her up and as she leaves my girl asks if there is anything I would like to know.

I say no, then reconsider.
Me : *Slipping off my headphones* "Ask when the four-point-oh patch will come out."

Her : "Huh?" (typical response of the non initiate)

Me : "Here, I'll write it down."

So she does ask. And the fortune teller screws up her face and says July 20!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Feathered_IV
05-24-2005, 07:42 AM
Earlier this evening my partner went for a girls night out. Part of this involved a tongue in cheek visit to some hokey fortune teller (her friends idea). Her friend stops by to pick her up and as she leaves my girl asks if there is anything I would like to know.

I say no, then reconsider.
Me : *Slipping off my headphones* "Ask when the four-point-oh patch will come out."

Her : "Huh?" (typical response of the non initiate)

Me : "Here, I'll write it down."

So she does ask. And the fortune teller screws up her face and says July 20!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

VW-IceFire
05-24-2005, 07:46 AM
LOL! We'll see http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I have predictions too...but its more related to the post-patch behavior of the community. Whining like we've never seen it before.

SeaFireLIV
05-24-2005, 07:46 AM
Well, it must be true then, for the clairvoyant has spoken.

LEXX_Luthor
05-24-2005, 09:03 AM
June

I predicted this "2 years" ago. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

madsarmy
05-24-2005, 09:54 AM
I also asked a fortune teller when patch 4.0 was going to be released. You will never guess what she said!
"Two Weeks"

go figure http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Apache312
05-24-2005, 10:17 AM
"two weeks" ROTFLMAO

VF51_Flatspin
05-24-2005, 10:18 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VW-IceFire:
I have predictions too...but its more related to the post-patch behavior of the community. Whining like we've never seen it before. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I shudder to even think about it...

Maple_Tiger
05-24-2005, 03:18 PM
I felt that shudder, and rase you two shudders. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

ElAurens
05-24-2005, 04:09 PM
The new FM will provide countless hours of entertainment here.

Meanwhile those of us who fly regularly will just carry on with the mission.

JunkoIfurita
05-24-2005, 04:22 PM
Gentleman - full hand.

Three raiiids and a pair of AerialTargets.

Read 'em and weep (I know I do).

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|CoB|_Spectre
05-24-2005, 04:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VW-IceFire:
LOL! We'll see http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I have predictions too...but its more related to the post-patch behavior of the community. Whining like we've never seen it before. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have a solution, pick one:
1. Close down these boards
2. Do not visit these boards again

Does number 1 seem a bit excessive? It would surely lead to ending the whining, though, wouldn't it! Of course you'd be denying the opportunity for the community to offer worthwhile feedback. Remember when the 109K4's rudder was inoperative after a patch release? Could be it would still be inoperative if it weren't for the community feedback, but some may call it community whining.

I think solution number 2 has tremendous merit. It places the burden of self control on those who cannot bear the thought of whining on these boards following the long awaited patch. If it distressed me so, I wouldn't click on the link to the boards, thus saving myself the pain.

See how easy life can be when you break it down to the elements? Then maybe people who complain about the boards are like people passing by a train wreck...they just have to look!

major_setback
05-25-2005, 06:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:


So she does ask. And the fortune teller screws up her face and says July 20!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

In that case I bet on June 10. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Anyone else?

Feathered_IV
05-25-2005, 06:54 AM
Actually, June 20 is my birthday. I'd be happy with that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif!

WWSensei
05-25-2005, 08:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JunkoIfurita:
Gentleman - full hand.

Three raiiids and a pair of AerialTargets.

Read 'em and weep (I know I do).

---- </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFL! Thank the net gods I had already put down my coffee cup...

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SakiMoto
05-25-2005, 11:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JunkoIfurita:
Gentleman - full hand.

Three raiiids and a pair of AerialTargets.

Read 'em and weep (I know I do).

---- </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It appears your not playing with a full deck.