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slarsson
12-21-2004, 07:29 PM
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes
for:
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible low stress
nonaddictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make the UK and Canada great (which is not to imply that the UK or Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country ) and without
regard to the race creed colour age physical ability religious faith
or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting it's subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...

Regards

slarsson
12-21-2004, 07:29 PM
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes
for:
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible low stress
nonaddictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make the UK and Canada great (which is not to imply that the UK or Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country ) and without
regard to the race creed colour age physical ability religious faith
or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting it's subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...

Regards

heywooood
12-21-2004, 07:32 PM
I am submitting a copy of this to my paralegals for immediate review.

Any transgression or insult will be prosecuted with extreme prejudice.

You have been warned. .... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Latico
12-21-2004, 07:50 PM
HELP!! FOUL!!!

I think I been insulted.

Not sure how, but as soon as I figure out what the heck he said. I'll tell ya.

Now where's my deck show nary?

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BaldieJr
12-21-2004, 08:09 PM
This sounds like a good time to use my new favortite line:

GET OFF YOUR PITY-POT NANCY!

F4U_Flyer
12-21-2004, 11:48 PM
well happy , or sad or just middle of the road whatevers to you or them !

Howie A
12-22-2004, 01:31 AM
Merry Christmas slarsson http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Blackdog5555
12-22-2004, 02:22 AM
Yes, and a Merry Christmas and/or birthday (or date of origin) of the Diety of your choice including but not limited to all known or unknown Dieties including god or gods, idols, demi-gods or mythological creatures and any other worship object or ephemeral spirit here, now or in the past or future. Cheers.

NORAD_Zooly10
12-22-2004, 02:47 AM
eat, drink and be merry (of course if you dont want to, you arent legally obligated to do any of said), now clarification of said:
1 Eat. all people have to do this so i guess this is a moot point.
2. Drink. again its entirely upto you what you drink, personally i'll be getting drunk (i wont be posting or replying to threads while in my drunken state (thats a lesson i learned the hard way http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)
3. Be merry. self explantory methinks, unless you are a miserable bugger and do the Scrooge thing.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL
~S~
Zooly

malkuth
12-22-2004, 06:16 AM
Merry Christmas.

Americans should realize its ok to say this. It is a FEDERAL RECOGNIZED AND WRITTEN INTO LAW HOLIDAY. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Anyway heard this on a local talk show week or soo ago was pretty funny. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Only at the end they added the Void where Prohibited. LOL.

k5054
12-22-2004, 06:25 AM
Taking great offence on the part of those for whom this is NOT the winter solstice. Half the globe in fact. Who are all offended. Or would be, if this was brought to their attention.

BlitzPig_DDT
12-22-2004, 07:21 AM
slarsson - celebration of the winter solstice is a pagan tradition, and assuming people will be celebrating it is offensive to both christians and non-spiritual types.

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pcpilot_MGG
12-22-2004, 11:41 AM
Im not sure whether to laugh or cry... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

By the way, MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

*now runs and hides under bed...*

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Eraser_tr
12-22-2004, 12:46 PM
You forgot americans in that! I'm offended and I'm filing a lawsuit right away!
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ah the humo(u)r of political correctnesshttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif


Or simply, happy holidays everyone.

codeseven7
12-22-2004, 12:47 PM
Uh..Oh, ok, ya...Um... I think I'm offended!....uh, just a minute...whats that?....Uh, ok, ya, and I need to sue!, my Northrup lawyer said so.

-HH-Dubbo
12-22-2004, 01:05 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Merry Xmas to you Steph. Thanks for brightening up my day. Nice photos too BTW