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bob333e
12-16-2017, 02:34 PM
Shinobis are awesome.

Looks like I won't be ledging this one again anytime soon. Still a better love story than Twilight...

#nsfw #shinobithings #ShinobiLivesMatter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XPp4ZT_oXQ

Plz don't patch this one out Ubisoft <3

Vakris_One
12-16-2017, 02:38 PM
That's awesome. Even the bots are getting excited for dedicated servers :)

bob333e
12-16-2017, 02:40 PM
That's awesome. Even the bots are getting excited for dedicated servers :)

Ahah, right on

CandleInTheDark
12-16-2017, 02:40 PM
Well bots can be jerks, I've seen a raider plant a healing banner between the legs of an executed opponent at the end of an elimination round and axe hump, so certainly I wouldn't put it past them to have feelings for a player also.

bob333e
12-16-2017, 02:44 PM
Well bots can be jerks, I've seen a raider plant a healing banner between the legs of an executed opponent at the end of an elimination round and axe hump, so certainly I wouldn't put it past them to have feelings for a player also.

Could have been body language suggesting a cure of some sorts, but who knows! Could also be a Viking tradition thing. We're busy doing orders, and we're missing out on several weddings...

CandleInTheDark
12-16-2017, 03:08 PM
Could have been body language suggesting a cure of some sorts, but who knows! Could also be a Viking tradition thing. We're busy doing orders, and we're missing out on several weddings...

Lol possibly could have been. I have also had a nobushi bow at me after ledging me when I was duelling vs ai for an order, I had to put my controller down before I threw it at something, figured hmm time for lunch lol.

bob333e
12-16-2017, 03:40 PM
Lol possibly could have been. I have also had a nobushi bow at me after ledging me when I was duelling vs ai for an order, I had to put my controller down before I threw it at something, figured hmm time for lunch lol.

Ahahah. You could hear her snickering behind that mask. "gg ez"

Vakris_One
12-16-2017, 03:41 PM
Lol possibly could have been. I have also had a nobushi bow at me after ledging me when I was duelling vs ai for an order, I had to put my controller down before I threw it at something, figured hmm time for lunch lol.
Oh, those AI Nobu's can be real pieces of work ;)

I had one that enjoyed doing a taunt every time she killed me that resulted in her kicking at my dead corpse and trying to play football with my severed head :)

bob333e
12-16-2017, 03:54 PM
Oh, those AI Nobu's can be real pieces of work ;)

I had one that enjoyed doing a taunt every time she killed me that resulted in her kicking at my dead corpse and trying to play football with my severed head :)

Secret admiration! That's a Nobushi's way of showing interest.... (‿)

Vakris_One
12-16-2017, 04:37 PM
Secret admiration! That's a Nobushi's way of showing interest.... (‿)
Shinobi: "Um, didn't you fancy that Musha?"
Nobushi: "Well yeah, that's why I picked on him so much. You know, show's him I'm interested."

Shinobi: "You do know he can't return your affections when he's dead right?"
Nobushi:".... Whoops..."
Shinobi: "Well at least he got ... the *point*, get it?"
Nobushi: "You're terrible, wanna go out?"
Shinobi: "Sure."

Vakri-musha: "I'm not dea-"
*gets ledged by Shinobi*

*gets found by a passing Shaman*

Shaman: "Mm. Shaman like."
Vakri-musha: "Yeah, yeah, I'm popular with the ladies-wait, why are you pouring salt on me?"
Shaman: "... Shaman showing you she interested...?"
Vakri-musha: "Bulls***. You eat people."

.......
.....
..

*Shaman neck-bite*

"AH! I am not Soylent Green woman!"

;)

CandleInTheDark
12-16-2017, 04:40 PM
Shinobi: "Um, didn't you fancy that Musha?"
Nobushi: "Well yeah, that's why I picked on him so much. You know, show's him I'm interested."

Shinobi: "You do know he can't return your affections when he's dead right?"
Nobushi:".... Whoops..."
Shinobi: "Well at least he got ... the *point*, get it?"
Nobushi: "You're terrible, wanna go out?"
Shinobi: "Sure."

Vakri-musha: "I'm not dea-"
*gets ledged by Shinobi*

*gets found by a passing Shaman*

Shaman: "Mm. Shaman like."
Vakri-musha: "Yeah, yeah, I'm popular with the ladies-wait, why are you pouring salt on me?"
Shaman: "... Shaman showing you she interested...?"
Vakri-musha: "Bulls***. You eat people."

.......
.....
..

*Shaman neck-bite*

"AH! I am not Soylent Green woman!"

;)

Can't trust nobushi, Vakri-musha, they play with you. At least the shinobi will meet a similar fate.

bob333e
12-16-2017, 04:47 PM
Shinobi: "Um, didn't you fancy that Musha?"
Nobushi: "Well yeah, that's why I picked on him so much. You know, show's him I'm interested."

Shinobi: "You do know he can't return your affections when he's dead right?"
Nobushi:".... Whoops..."
Shinobi: "Well at least he got ... the *point*, get it?"
Nobushi: "You're terrible, wanna go out?"
Shinobi: "Sure."

Vakri-musha: "I'm not dea-"
*gets ledged by Shinobi*

*gets found by a passing Shaman*

Shaman: "Mm. Shaman like."
Vakri-musha: "Yeah, yeah, I'm popular with the ladies-wait, why are you pouring salt on me?"
Shaman: "... Shaman showing you she interested...?"
Vakri-musha: "Bulls***. You eat people."

.......
.....
..

*Shaman neck-bite*

"AH! I am not Soylent Green woman!"

;)

I laughed way too hard at this ahahah. Well played, sire. For Honor in a nutshell.