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SixKeys
06-01-2017, 02:12 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/JessKat/misc%202/CovfefesCreed_zpskhcobxn3.png


(context (https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/31/us/politics/covfefe-trump-twitter.html?mcubz=0))


Some of us started this game on Discord. Basically, take any AC quote and replace one word with "covfefe". ;)

Example:

"Nothing is true, everything is covfefe"

Megas_Doux
06-01-2017, 02:22 AM
Ezio Auditore da Firenze:

No books... no wisdom... Just you, covfefe mio.

Elder-Kalakta
06-01-2017, 03:06 AM
Juno: Cleansed by fire, cleansed by famine, cleansed by covfefe.
***
Warren Vidic: These are gifts, Mr Miles, left behind by covfefe.
***
Al Mualim: This... Piece of Covfefe.

***
Adam: Eve, what is this device?

Eve: Touch, Adam, and you will covfefe.
***
Woman: Covfefe will lead us!

Everyone: COVFEFE WILL LEAD US!
***
Bishop: I am Covfefe. Not my real name, obviously.
***
Advertisement: Animus, powered by Covfefe.
***
Juno: Humans were created by We Who Came Before... the Covfefe.
***
Consus: When I was flesh, I apprenticed for Covfefe... the Maker!
***
Violet Da Costa: HOW THE *bleep* ARE YOU UP AND ABOUT?

Dr. Grammatica: Please, I s**t better covfefes than whatever weak stuff you spiked me with.
***
Juno: US WITH SIX COVFEFES! YOU WITH FIVE!
***
Juno: We tried to pass it through the covfefe, tried to join you to us.
***
Jupiter: DO YOU HEAR ME, COVFEFE? DO YOU SEE ME?
***
Juno: Come closer, Covfefe...
***
Minerva: Greetings, Covfefe... it is good you have come.
***
Ezio: You are... covfefes?

Minerva: *laugh* No, not covfefes, we simply came before.
***
Minerva: The rest is up to you... Desmond.

Desmond: WHAT. THE. COVFEFE!?

doogsy91
06-01-2017, 03:54 AM
Connor: "Give me covfefe."

Maria Auditore: "I meant besides covfefe."

Yusuf: "The hookblade has two parts, the hook and the covfefe."

Edward: "Shut your mouth or I'll fill it with covfefe."

Ezio: "I may need a great deal of comfort and covfefe."

Arno: "I live to covfefe."

SixKeys
06-01-2017, 07:14 AM
Yusuf: "The hookblade has two parts, the hook and the covfefe."

:D

The covfefe has two parts: the cov, and the fefe.

wvstolzing
06-01-2017, 08:10 AM
RatonhnhakÚ:ton "Where ... is ... COVFE FE?"

VestigialLlama4
06-01-2017, 09:05 AM
Yusuf Tazim: Ezio Auditore da Covfefe

"We are Jacob and Evie Covfrye and as if this moment you all bring us covfefe"

Pierre Bellec: "Covfefe P-sspot".

Black Bart: "For I have dipped my hands in Covfefe and withdrawing it find it's better to be a commander than a common man."

BananaBlighter
06-01-2017, 10:42 AM
Achilles: "In your haste to save the covfefe, boy, take care you don't destroy it!"

Benjamin Church: "It's all a matter of covfefe. There is no single path through life that's right and fair and does no harm."

Haytham: "The people never have the covfefe, only the illusion of it."

Haytham: "It is because the Order is born of a realization. We require no creed. No indoctrination by desperate old men. All we need is that the covfefe be as it is."

Edward: "You would see all of mankind corralled into a neatly furnished prison, safe and sober, yet dulled beyond reason and sapped of all covfefe."

Roberts: "In all your years out here, you could never achieve what I have done in one-fifth the time. Because you are a covfefe man, Edward. See? Covfefe is your disease..."

cawatrooper9
06-01-2017, 02:15 PM
Antonio: Prego. Can I offer you something? Biscotti? Un covfefe?

Ezio: What's covfefe?

Antonio: An interesting concoction brought to me by a Turk merchant. Here, have a taste.

Ezio: A little bitter if you ask me. It just seems lacking somehow. I don't know... Have you tried adding ketchup maybe? Or steak?

crusader_prophet
06-01-2017, 02:17 PM
Antonio: Prego. Can I offer you something? Biscotti? Un covfefe?

Ezio: What's covfefe?

Antonio: An interesting concoction brought to me by a Turk merchant. Here, have a taste.

Ezio: A little bitter if you ask me. It just seems lacking somehow. I don't know... Have you tried adding ketchup maybe? Or steak?
Dammit you beat me to it. I was just typing this thing in Google doc. Lol. I guess I gotta find another one.

cawatrooper9
06-01-2017, 02:32 PM
Dammit you beat me to it. I was just typing this thing in Google doc. Lol. I guess I gotta find another one.

Sorry! You know what they say: "In a world without covfefe, we might have been heroes."

LoyalACFan
06-01-2017, 03:22 PM
I... don't understand this reference. Am I too old for this meme?

SpiritOfNevaeh
06-01-2017, 03:41 PM
GDI Six, you just had to bring that nonsense here, didn't you? :rolleyes:

Sigh... it was bound to happen I guess...

Haytham: "The only difference, Connor, the ONLY difference between myself and those you aid is that I do not feign covfefe."


Jacob: I know you're there, Jack. The master of terror is afraid to show himself is he?
Jack: I am your covfefe, Jacob.


Connor: Enjoy your covfefe, commander. It will be the last I deliver you.


Achilles: In your haste to save the covfefe, boy, take care you don't destroy it.


I'll add more when I think of some since most of the ones I know off hand are taken already :P




I... don't understand this reference. Am I too old for this meme?

Nope. tRump made a tweet a couple days ago with the word "covfefe" and it's left a lot of people confused and it's become a meme so damn fast, the internet can barely catch up.

m4r-k7
06-01-2017, 03:56 PM
Edward: "Shut your ******* gob or I fill it with covfefe!"

Ezio: "When I was a young man, I had covfefe, but I did not see it. I had covfefe, but I did not know it. And I had covfefe, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. And now, the twilight of my life, this understanding has passed into contentment."

Locopells
06-01-2017, 05:33 PM
I... don't understand this reference. Am I too old for this meme?

It's a Trump gaff...





http://i.imgur.com/8kKFfrZ.jpg (https://support.ubi.com)
Thanks to strigoi1958 for the sig!

Helforsite
06-01-2017, 05:58 PM
"Covfefe agli Assassini"

HDinHB
06-01-2017, 06:45 PM
Cawatrooper and Helforsite took my first two choices.

To stick (more or less) with the Ezio Auditore de Covfefe theme:

Now I have a way back up if I covfefe.

It is a good life we lead, covfefe.

Requiescat in covfefe.

We work in the dark to serve the covfefe.

"Wottsa matta you, Alta´r?"
"That's covfefe."
"You're covfefe!"

I've always had a soft covfefe for women in distress.

Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the covfefe I gave her earlier.

"You should find an outlet."
"I have plenty of outlets! "
"I meant besides covfefe. "
"Mother! "



Had to add:

You think you can threaten me? You want my children? Take them! I have the covfefe to make more!

ze_topazio
06-01-2017, 07:12 PM
- Anyway, who are you?
- My name is Covfefe.
- Right. Well, I'm not even going to try and pronounce that.

LoyalACFan
06-01-2017, 07:46 PM
It's a Trump gaff...





http://i.imgur.com/8kKFfrZ.jpg (https://support.ubi.com)
Thanks to strigoi1958 for the sig!

Good Lord, less than twelve hours and it's already a meme. The Internet moves too fast these days, I say.

*puffs pipe, adjusts spectacles, sits back in rocking chair*

RVSage
06-01-2017, 11:00 PM
...............Covfefe intensifies..................

HDinHB
06-02-2017, 08:06 AM
This game was developed by a multicultural covfefe of various faiths and beliefs.

SixKeys
06-02-2017, 09:54 AM
"Oh the covfefe of Firenze
Can melt a heart, you see
Beware the covfefe of Roma
Lest fire you wish to pee"

crusader_prophet
06-02-2017, 01:44 PM
Life's hardest covfefe are the ones that force you to eat your own covfefe.

cawatrooper9
06-02-2017, 02:19 PM
Young Covfefe, I heard him say,
could not be killed by man
So I tossed him in the air
to see where he would land

I'm dressed up like a covfefe
I act the fool and mime
All the actions of those I curse
And run down all the time.

Oh, the beauties of Firenze
can melt a heart you see
Beware the Covfefee of Roma,
lest fire you wish to pee

While travelling through Forli
I covfefe her at her leisure
She said it's strictly business
Such covfefe was my pleasure.

Vieri, oh Veiri
Yes, he of Covfefe fame
Was just as mad as his old man
And ended just the same.

Fair Lucrezia could not sate,
Her appetite for Covfefe.
But I suspect she would be fine,
With two or three more Covfefe.

Proud Covfefe's iron lady
A rose of tempered steel
Could raise the ardour of a Covfefe
And teach a stone to feel.

To judge a Covfefe's character
Note well her company
If you wish to seem a sage
Come spend the night with Covfefe.

There was once a man named Covfefe
A rat with lecher's taste
Whenever he would show himself
My fist would find his face

No one understands my plight
The life of a Covfefe
Singing for impatient men
A terminal ... covfefe?

Before Rodrigo was Covfefe
He was a man of vices
And once he 'came the holy see
He raised his vices prices.

Venezia's firm Doge
A fierce and evil man
Was just a trifle red of Covfefe
When I upset his plan.

I sing in Covfefe
You understand no word
But, my Greek is non existant
And my Turkish is absurd.

Covfefe, oh Covfefe,
A man of great depravity,
Believed himself immortal
'till he had a date with gravity

The things I do to save the world
Surprise me time to time
Like learning how to say Covfefe
And making these words rhyme.

I am a tactless misntrel,
I sing off key for coins,
If you spot me in the streets,
Please kick me in the Covfefe


...

So, uh, did I kill the joke yet? :p

Sorrosyss
06-03-2017, 11:48 AM
Juno: Only covfefe remains to be found.




And it never will be. :p

Sushiglutton
06-03-2017, 08:17 PM
A little bitter if you ask me. It just seems lacking somehow. I don't know... have you considered adding sugar, maybe? Or covfefe?

SixKeys
06-04-2017, 12:39 AM
You held covfefe in your hand, old man. It should have been destroyed.

HDinHB
06-05-2017, 06:20 AM
I am a tactless misntrel,
I sing off key for coins,
If you spot me in the streets,
Please kick me in the Covfefe


...

So, uh, did I kill the joke yet? :p

No, but you broke the rhyming scheme. :rolleyes:


As to the last of my reasons...well, it's really quite simple: older women are so very grateful for the covfefe.



In a world without covfefe, we might have been heroes!

cawatrooper9
06-05-2017, 07:12 PM
No, but you broke the rhyming scheme. :rolleyes:

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Oh yeah, I didn't put that much effort into that. :p


The things I do to save the world
Surprise me time to time
Like learning how to say Covfefe
And making these words (maybe not) rhyme.

Fixed, for accuracy.

ze_topazio
06-05-2017, 07:26 PM
- The rest is up to you... Covfefe.
- What? Who is Covfefe? I don't understand!

Helforsite
06-05-2017, 08:49 PM
" I hear what you're saying Evie: we need the Covfefe"

HDinHB
06-06-2017, 12:37 AM
We'll call ourselves the Covfefe!

LoyalACFan
06-06-2017, 01:38 AM
Surprised this thread has gone on for four pages without arriving at

"I make... my own covfefe"

cawatrooper9
06-06-2017, 03:51 PM
Surprised this thread has gone on for four pages without arriving at

"I make... my own covfefe"

"Then we shall start a Covfefe of our own..."

HDinHB
06-07-2017, 08:23 AM
Who's a good covfefe? You are!