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DuxCorvan
08-24-2004, 07:42 AM
Hi maniacs,

I've been away all August. Anything of interest around here? (Apart from me, he he) http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

- Dux Corvan -
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Ten thousand years of Cantabrian skinning.

DuxCorvan
08-24-2004, 07:42 AM
Hi maniacs,

I've been away all August. Anything of interest around here? (Apart from me, he he) http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

- Dux Corvan -
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Ten thousand years of Cantabrian skinning.

Extreme_One
08-24-2004, 07:48 AM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gifThis thread!!! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=23110283&m=976107916)

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Zayets
08-24-2004, 07:48 AM
They are lookin' for you everywhere!

Zayets out

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Capt.England
08-24-2004, 02:20 PM
Anything of interest to tell us of your trip? Any plane spotting or Oleg spotting? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

Britwhiner No.1

heywooood
08-24-2004, 07:03 PM
Yeah - did anyone spot you?...

where the hella you been so long, eh?...

there has been very little humour here in days.... thanks to me. I got half of Spain ticked-off 'cause I don't know what kinda 'lectricity you guys use....sheeesh.

So when did you get AC, DC?



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[This message was edited by heywooood on Tue August 24 2004 at 06:21 PM.]

DuxCorvan
08-24-2004, 07:52 PM
the ominous double post x-file-like thing...

DuxCorvan
08-24-2004, 07:56 PM
I'm getting a popular guy... time to pay a visit to Mr. Hugh Hefner's... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

BTW, I was in Santander, North Spain, 1000 km. away from home and boss, visiting my parents for holidays -also emptying my parents' fridge, but that was unavoidable collateral damage. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

I was running from South Spain _severe weather_, this is, 42ºC heat and a sun that threatened to fry my most delicate parts thru the bathroom window. I also tried to avoid the hordes of fat drunk stupid tourists that every nation around the world tries to get free of, by sending them to Spain in panama hats, hawaiian shirts, short trousers and white socks, with no success: they always get back wherever they came from. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

I was unlucky: the horde had reached my hometown before I arrived with reinforcements. They plundered the bars, blocked the view of all monuments, raped -visually- the chicks and kidnapped the taxis, leaving the land wasted and the pubs without beer. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

I found all my College mates. They were married, divorced, bald, fat, drunk and stupid. I think it's natural evolution of people everywhere. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/52.gif

So, when the Fokker brought me back home, I kissed the ground and shouted : "Never more!". And after three kilometres carrying 40kg of luggage under heavy summer sun I sweated a drop to the ground and shouted: "Well, maybe next year!" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

So, now that I know you all love me so much I'll become so heavy and self-confident that you'll soon want to kill me. Meanwhile a kiss for you all and for the cuttiest girl in your families.

P.S.: About that 'Wittiest guy' prize, thank you, but my favourite will forever be 'Better A$$ of the Class' my female mates gave me when I was 20. That was before I bought my "A$$es Expansion Pack" in the shape of burgers and pasta. Sigh! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

P.S. of the P.S. -this is, P.S.'s P.S.: In Spain we use AC only, except in cars and battery-fed thingies. We have always used AC, but we used 125V voltage until the early 70s, when we all had to convert to 220V. He he, Heywooood, now you know.

- Dux Corvan -
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Ten thousand years of Cantabrian skinning.

HangerQueen
08-24-2004, 08:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Meanwhile a kiss for you all and for the cuttiest girl in your families.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The cutiest girl in my family is in my avatar, Dux - pucker up!

Welcome back, we missed you.

Speed is a device of Shaitan - Fremen Proverb

heywooood
08-24-2004, 08:51 PM
http://www.robkruyt.com/J/images/J-Bear.jpg

heres the cutest girl in my family...the one sitting down.

Enjoy.



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wayno7777
08-24-2004, 11:00 PM
Welcome back DC! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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DuxCorvan
08-25-2004, 02:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by heywooood:
heres the cutest girl in my family...the one sitting down.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bah, a pair of drinks, and she'll look like playmate Karen McDougal. BTW, I see you are also in the photo, you should do something with that bug climbing up your leg. Who knows where it is going to. Nice red hair.

One thing more: what did you try to plug in Spain, exactly? It's dangerous to plug 110V sex toys to 220V... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

Thank you all for the welcome. And HangerQueen, a b1tch is a b1tch after all... and I'm not too hard to content. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

- Dux Corvan -
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Ten thousand years of Cantabrian skinning.

WTE_Ibis
08-25-2004, 03:25 AM
Glad your back,I'm sick of hearing the weeping,
hair pulling and gnashing of teeth.People were beginning to jump off high buildings,sheeesh,
he has returned,can we go fly aeroplanes now. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/34.gif

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Udidtoo
08-25-2004, 07:13 AM
Welcome back Oh Prodigal one. Figured you might be in Athens watching those Orange girls compete in the 100 meter booty jiggle and the beachside chi chi bounce.

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I always have just enough fuel to arrive at the scene of my crash.

DuxCorvan
08-25-2004, 09:15 AM
In fact I was hard training for my favourite competition: Lifting of Wet Glass over a Fixed Bar (Male Series), but it was discarded as exhibition sport in the last minute. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

HangerQueen
08-25-2004, 06:53 PM
Actually, Dux, my dog is a boy, not a girl - but the opportunity for a joke like that was too good to pass up!

Hi Udidtoo, by the beachside chi chi bounce I presume you mean beach volleyball? I admit the girls are very pretty, but compared to normal volleyball it's just so, well, boring. When you only have two players per team your scope for tactics is very limited.

Speed is a device of Shaitan - Fremen Proverb

DuxCorvan
08-25-2004, 07:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HangerQueen:
Actually, Dux, my dog is a boy, not a girl.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, nobody's perfect. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

BTW, unless your son disguises himself extremely well, that's not a boy, nor a girl. It's a male doggy. Buy a pair of glasses... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HangerQueen:
I admit the girls are very pretty, but (...) it's just so, well, boring. When you only have two players per team your scope for tactics is very limited.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Four girls, and you think 'your scope for tactics is very limited'? Wow, you must be the guy who wrote Kamasutra or something... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

icrash
08-25-2004, 08:24 PM
Hey Dux, got the spots picked out for the Vuelta yet? Welcome back, Heywood was getting lonely http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

heywooood
08-25-2004, 11:06 PM
Ahhh..Its good to have you back my friend.

But you should really try to come out of your shell a little...you friggin' introvert types make us normal folks nervous...

BtW your 'popular guy' posting was one of the most hilarious things I've read in a while.

thanks (http://www.slonet.org/~rloomis/simp308.wav) for a good laugh.



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