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Hormly
04-16-2017, 01:57 PM
Historical fact.

AgentCelt
04-16-2017, 02:55 PM
And apparently, the Vikings are the filthy barbarians. Weirdo knights.

Hormly
04-16-2017, 04:10 PM
viking armor is designed with bathroom access in mind

RatedChaotic
04-16-2017, 04:15 PM
hmmmm biological warfare.

Jobsalot
04-16-2017, 04:30 PM
That's all for tactical reasons. If the knight's front is breaking, we throw ourselves down wells before we die at the hand of infidels to poison the water with our feces and since our armor is heavy that precious source of life-giving liquid is forever lost to you. Haha!

Hormly
04-16-2017, 05:11 PM
>:O

CandleInTheDark
04-16-2017, 08:16 PM
That wasn't fluoride in your morning water... better for the crops though.

TheMalakith
04-16-2017, 08:59 PM
They don't poop in their armor. I bet you also think they can't get on their horse alone.

Joseph_2017
04-16-2017, 10:10 PM
Hmm, thought they had a snap-on butt plate...

CoyoteXStarrk
04-16-2017, 10:15 PM
Meanwhile us Vikings defecate behind shrubs like a dignified people. :rolleyes:

UbiJurassic
04-17-2017, 12:10 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Y3jYuzvSJdh7y/giphy.gif

CoyoteXStarrk
04-17-2017, 12:11 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Y3jYuzvSJdh7y/giphy.gif

You can't explain science man.

Lumina-US
04-17-2017, 10:17 AM
Well, if Eric Cartman's theory that you do one last poop before you die holds any truth, then yes they did to hunderds/thousands likely, otherwise i don't think so.

DrExtrem
04-17-2017, 10:55 AM
Its not a theory ...

When you die, every muscle in your body relaxes ... every muscle.

Lumina-US
04-17-2017, 11:04 AM
Well, that means everybody with a sword/spear/axe/dagger in his/her body crapped themselves - nice. ; )

Looks like all the diaper companies out there, picked the wrong century.

Hormly
04-23-2017, 09:07 PM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Y3jYuzvSJdh7y/giphy.gif

Oh how I laughed at this xD

kweassa1917
04-23-2017, 09:52 PM
"...they are the filthiest of all allah’s creatures: They do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food..."

- ahmad ibn fadlan on vikings (10th century)

:d :d

Reign
04-24-2017, 12:53 AM
I'm a Conqueror and I poop in my jorts, it's like a fart but with a surprise ending. Getting old is so awesome!

Hormly
04-26-2017, 09:29 AM
I'm a Conqueror and I poop in my jorts, it's like a fart but with a surprise ending. Getting old is so awesome!

We must be careful not to strike our knightly enemies with too much force, as it has become clear that that shiny carapace of steel is in fact a tightly sealed poop canister waiting to explode with diarrhea!

Hormly
06-01-2017, 12:03 AM
Reviving for relevancy