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Frappenstain
04-03-2017, 02:07 PM
Ok, lets give it a break from hate train. Yes, game is not in good condition for know, we all know it, we don't need you to smack it our face like 1000th time.

What is your main class and what is your first toughts when you see other classes as bot rivals and allies.

I'm a berserker. Not that good, not that bad. Still can't find a way to beat orochi. Those gusy are fast af. Lets start;

Rival
Warden: Can't tell he/she is good or bad. MEh. Boooring.
Conqurer: If he starts that chain, im f****ed.
PK: *****
LB: It's 9999999th i fight with it. next....
Raider: Brainless idiot...
Warlord: Scary.
Berserker: Lets tdo this!
Valkyre: ***** with a shield.
Kensei: Dat sword....
Shugoki: Preseve it. No one plays it.
Orochi: ***** with a katana.
Last one: What was her name.... Nasty poison with spear. Poisoney Spears....
Allies
Warden: Do some job.
Conqurer: meh
PK: You better kill someone
LB: Is it that good enough to everyone plays it?
Raider: Kill stealer, shameless thief.
Warlord: Do a chain.
Berserker: Im better.
Valkyre: I expect big kills from you.
Kensei: Sucker...
Shugoki: Break a leg, sorry, back.
Orochi: I also waitng good things from you too.
Last one: Whats your name? Use your poison attack.

Prophit618
04-03-2017, 02:17 PM
PK all day...well night typically.

Warden: Oh look another one.
Conqueror: Is he gonna just sit there the whole match, or do the charge combo?
Peacekeeper: This **cker better not do that zone abuse BS. (I say the same thing when I see an ally with PK)
Lawbringer: Airplane!!!!
Raider: Lol
Warlord: Ugh
Berserker: Ok...be patient.
Valkyrie: Time to practice my back-dodge!
Kensei: Easy kills for them!
Shugoki: Please no team fights...
Orochi: Hehehehe
Nobushi: Man that's a cool design.

CandleInTheDark
04-03-2017, 02:58 PM
Peacekeeper for me

Warden: Don't top dodge heavy! (I have pulled off a few crushing counterstrikes in my time)
Conqueror: Ooh I got me a can opener right here (guardbreak)
Peacekeeper: Spamalot or have you actually read the movelist?
Lawbringer: Darn pancake toss!
Raider: Don't block the yellow one!
Warlord: I'ma get my way around that shield sooner or later
Berserker: Don't stay in his range, his heavies come quicker than mine
Valkyrie: Dodge! Shank! Repeat!
Kensei: Big sword,deflect, don't parry
Shugoki: Please not tower ruin for map
Orochi: Free bleed damage every storm rush!
Nobushi: So you do bleed too? I'ma get deflects all day if you go heavy on me

Gray360UK
04-03-2017, 03:03 PM
PK mostly so will go with that one ... adding a difficulty rating at the end, out of 10, with 10 being hard and 1 being a piece of cake.

Warden: Haha try your shoulder vortex on me you noob - 6/10
Conqueror: Oh FFS come out from behind your shield you pain in the arse and stop the infinite light spam - 8/10
Peacekeeper - Are you a light spamming noob or can you actually play? Let's dance - 8/10
Lawbringer - lol 5/10
Raider - lol 4/10
Warlord: Oh FFS come out from behind your shield you pain in the arse and stop trying to headbutt me - 9/10
Berserker: How can you move that fast and spam that much without losing Stamina, I hate you - 9/10
Valkyrie: No I am not going to stand there while you sweep me - 7/10
Kensei: Depends, skill seems to vary hugely from stupidly easy to stupidly hard to beat - 4/10 to 8/10
Shugoki: Why won't you die, why can you hit through everything, why did you just break my back, wait ... I am dead? - 9/10
Orochi: Dance of the side steppers, who does it better wins - 7/10
Nobushi: Damn that's a long spear - 8/10

Genesiz13
04-03-2017, 04:31 PM
warden main here:

warden: just try the zone. i'll block and get a free GB.
conqueror: ehn, just parries and dodges.
peacekeeper: ooh, here comes my CCS. won't expect my fully charged SB.
lawbringer:i can CGB. You lose.
raider: yeah, just try using an opener.
warlord: go ahead and do your lunging top heavy. you won't get a HB cause i'll parry it.
berseker: yeah, parries all day. spin all you want.
valkyrie: sorry, i'll block everything. no sweep for you.
kensei: . guaranteed GBs all day.
shugoki: don't. do. top; light. i'll get hit
orochi. cancel SB into parry everytime
nobushi: block till i get close, and she's done.

Auztinito
04-03-2017, 04:44 PM
I'm a Warden but been playing Lawbringer.

As a Warden
Shugoki-Not this fatty.
Warden-You're going to see a real Warden in a minute.
Conqueror-Ok.I got this.
Peacekeeper-I just need to parry here.
Raider-Psst.Ok.
Warlord-You better not hide or run from me.
Berserker-Go ahead and try to hit me.
Valkyrie-I hate you.
Kensei-You have my respect,if you win.
Orochi-You better not run from me.
Nobushi-Go ahead,I just need to catch you.
Lawbringer-Let's see what you got.

OneTrueAlca
04-03-2017, 04:49 PM
PK Main

Warden: if im losing ill run grab some buffs then kick his ***.
Conqueror: Ez ill just run away
Peacekeeper: ALT + F4 no fun fighting mirrors unless they are extremely undergeared
Lawbringer: i never waste time on them so i just ran at start
Raider: Ez kil
Warlord: I dont waste time on him either
Berserker: grab a buff then fight
Valkyrie: figh a bit then for buffs
Kensei: Ez kill
Shugoki: grab dmg buff/ shield then fight him ez
Orochi: easiest opponent to beat
Nobushi, ill run when im 30%

Rolingachu
04-03-2017, 04:51 PM
I'm a Warlord

Warden: Headbutt
Conqueror: Headbutt
Peacekeeper: Headbutt
Lawbringer: Headbutt
Raider: Headbutt
Warlord: Too much Headbutts
Berserker: Headbutt
Valkyrie: Headbutt
Kensei: Headbutt
Shugoki: Headbutt
Orochi: Headbutt
Nobushi: Headbutt

Dry.Fish
04-03-2017, 04:56 PM
Valkyrie


Warden: Boring when passive
Conqueror: Charge your heavy
Peacekeeper: Sit still please
Lawbringer: This will take awhile
Raider: Is he good or just spam zone
Warlord: Are you an edge lord
Berserker: You duel wielding freak
Valkyrie: What kind of mix-ups do you have
Kensei: The range
Shugoki: Wait for it
Orochi: Don't do it I will parry
Nobushi: Your bleed is strong

Gray360UK
04-03-2017, 05:07 PM
I'm a Warlord

Warden: Headbutt
Conqueror: Headbutt
Peacekeeper: Headbutt
Lawbringer: Headbutt
Raider: Headbutt
Warlord: Too much Headbutts
Berserker: Headbutt
Valkyrie: Headbutt
Kensei: Headbutt
Shugoki: Headbutt
Orochi: Headbutt
Nobushi: Headbutt

LOL
You win this thread good sir :D

CandleInTheDark
04-03-2017, 05:21 PM
I'm a Warlord

Warden: Headbutt
Conqueror: Headbutt
Peacekeeper: Headbutt
Lawbringer: Headbutt
Raider: Headbutt
Warlord: Too much Headbutts
Berserker: Headbutt
Valkyrie: Headbutt
Kensei: Headbutt
Shugoki: Headbutt
Orochi: Headbutt
Nobushi: Headbutt

If my keyboard is wrecked because of the water I just spewed, I will be tracking you down with my peacekeeper and her dagger, good sir >> (well played though I genuinely cracked up).

sgt.smegma
04-03-2017, 05:26 PM
Iīm a warden most of the time (close to warden only)

> Warden: fuuuurrrrr honooooooorrrrrrr!
> Conquerer:whraaa whraaa whraaaa (damn how much time left before I have to go to work)
> PK: Letīs see if youīre a pain in the *** or not. (can make me feel like Mr. Miago trying to catch a fly with his sticks)
> LB: ...so youīre the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gunfight!
> Raider: I love you! (because raider really need some love)
> Warlord: look at those thick wrists/ yeah, you are a headBUTT
> Berserker: pls donīt damage my sword while I parry your endless attempts to hit me
> Valk: that girl got rythm, hopefully I find mine
> Orochi: do the users of oro really have some pubic hair already?
> Shugoki: oh hi, can you shoot me to the next sushi bar with the tree beside you
> Nobushi: omg NoobUshi, still wating for the day when I found a prober recipe against this POS (I really hate nobush!)
> Creep: donīt stand in my way.....godamn DON`T STAND IN MY WAY, what, you hit me....TAKE THIS! and donīt forget to NOT STAND IN MY WAY!!!!!

Sorry my english and stuff,
Le smeg

Gray360UK
04-03-2017, 05:30 PM
> Shugoki: oh hi, can you shoot me to the next sushi bar with the tree beside you

Best Shoguki description ever :D

Helnekromancer
04-03-2017, 05:47 PM
Nobushi main

--Warden: I honestly can't tell which of you is good or bad you all do the same thing!! And how does your shoulder beat my kick?
--Conqueror: Ug are you going to do the same combo >.>
--PK: WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL SPACE HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
--LB: I'm bending you over now but I know your buff is getting released soon...
--Raider: You're so cool yet so easy to kill.
--Warlord: How many times do I have to poke you, stop healing!
--Berserker: Telegraph "Oh he spinning to the left I wonder where he's going to attack". xD
--Valk:You're like me but with a shield... I hate shields.
--Orochi: Let's heve a clean fig- oh he's running to the nearest buff -.-
--Shugoki: Haha like I'm going to be grabbed by that slow *** *spine breaks*
--Nobushi: uhh um this is akward we both want to zone, wanna hang out?
--Creeps: omg guys bunch up for me I LOVE body count.

CandleInTheDark
04-03-2017, 05:52 PM
Nobushi main
--PK: WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL SPACE HOW MAY I HELP YOU?


Well since you're asking you could always just bleed out...and stop trying to poke me with that poker why is it so big? ;)

Helnekromancer
04-03-2017, 05:56 PM
Well since you're asking you could always just bleed out...and stop trying to me with that poker why is it so big? ;)

Same goes for you guys. And I need this Poker to keep you quick little lemurs at bay.

We can both just bleed out on the pavement.

CandleInTheDark
04-03-2017, 06:00 PM
Same goes for you guys. And I need this Poker to keep you quick little lemurs at bay.

We can both just bleed out on the pavement.

Love it when I see a typo in a post that someone else quotes >.< lol But yeah it really is a case of whelp, I hope we don't manage to tie through bleedout.

Helnekromancer
04-03-2017, 06:09 PM
Love it when I see a typo in a post that someone else quotes >.< lol But yeah it really is a case of whelp, I hope we don't manage to tie through bleedout.

Haha I've gotten that so many times. And one time with Shugoki, he bleed out before his grab animation broke my spine so the round ended in a draw.

Hillbill79
04-03-2017, 06:15 PM
Zerker main....

Warden - You can hide behind that sword all you want..... I'm still gonna kick you in the balls and cut off your tin can head!
Conq - Dodge, spin, chop.......little by little
PK - B itch please.... get back in the damn kitchen!
LB - No matter how long it takes, I'm gonna shove that polearm up your ***.
Raider - Oooh, my parry works against you....... sometimes.
Warlord - Erm...... dodge, spin chop... attrition.
Zerker - Lets dance mother ****aaaaaa
Valk - Dodge dodge dodge.......
Kensei....... Hmmm, you started swinging that sword like yesterday.... Why is it not here yet, did you get a tracking number?
Shugoki..... bring it on fat lad, and put that pie down!
Orochi...... Lets dance biatch.
Nobushi....Poke... not there dude, poke... not there anymore either dude.... poke... dead already?

Gray360UK
04-03-2017, 06:22 PM
Shugoki..... bring it on fat lad, and put that pie down!

Love the Shoguki descriptions, this thread is worth it for those alone :D

CandleInTheDark
04-03-2017, 06:40 PM
Zerker main....
Kensei....... Hmmm, you started swinging that sword like yesterday.... Why is it not here yet, did you get a tracking number?

Oh my god, some of the funnies in this thread.

Supercool5150
04-03-2017, 07:03 PM
Kensei - All my enemies


Warden - Good fight comin
Conq - I hate that damn Flail
PK - Long Bow Time
LB -. This is gonna take a minute
Raider - I'll over power you...And please don't move to Vegas
Warlord - Warden's little brother (sort of)
Zerker - attack first, fast strong...Gotcha!
Valk - chop chop run, chop chop run repeat as necessary
Kensei- You mad Bro?
Shugoki- I'll wait until your back is turned...Over the top over the top over the top execute
Orochi-.Hit the help beacon repeatedly
Nobushi- Come in strong, hit hard , back up wait for the Karate Kid stance...Move in and finish

Ledges, Fire and pointy walls - Avoid if possible (especially with no stamina)
Team Mates- Please come help with A & C... the middle of the battlefield is empty.
UBI - Victory!!! Error 0000000670032 (or whatewver) ...Nooooooo! Khaaaaaaaaan!!!!!
Wife - No I can't take the garbage out now. Yes I am going to play this damn game all night.

That about covers it.

psyminion
04-03-2017, 07:26 PM
Orochi main here, Rep 9.
(sorry fam)

Warden: damn zone attack. why can't I just have a regular block!
Conqueror: I will (slowly) end you.
Peacekeeper: excuse me but do you serve anything other than spam?
Lawbringer: I don't even mind if you kill me. so stylish!
Raider: it's deflect time!
Warlord: please stop spitting in my face when you jump at me
Berserker: ever seen someone block before? no? I win.
Valkyrie: goddam sweep
Kensei: I'm sorry sensei
Shugoki: this needs to be a quick one ok? I'm tired tonight.
Orochi: there can be ONLY ONE! I'm coming for that DECAPITATION.
Nobushi: hey I heard you ALSO ONLY SERVE SPAM.

RatedChaotic
04-03-2017, 07:54 PM
Conqueror

Warden - I got this. Big sword but doesnt use it.
Conqueror - Oh man its gonna be a <ting> <ting> match
Shugoki - Oh no! Not the tree!
LB - I love seeing him pancake flip a Conqueror its funny....but not when its me
Raider - Cool a slow guy
Warlord - Oh the other shield guy great!
Zerker - Cool a blocking and parrying challenge.
Valkyrie - lol look at her little shield. Its cute.
Kensei - Oh the easy guy.
Orochi - Time for some coffee
PK - Yep I need more coffee, meth, or an energy drink for that b*tch
Nobushi - You sound hot ..... tho that mask scares me.

RaptorPetingZoo
04-03-2017, 08:02 PM
Shugoki Main


Warden: Ow, ow , ow , PARRY GOODBYE *Home Run*
Counq: RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH
PK: Go ahead, try to spin around me, hope you can dodge the side charged heavy chasing your ***
LB: Parry, Gardbreak, heavy, he parrys, he guard breaks, and i parry his heavy, this continues for a while...
Raider: Tries to grab me, GB him, throw him off cliff
WarLord, ow Ow OW OW Ded
Zerker: ~ You Spin me right round baby right round ~
Valk: SWEEP THE LEG INTENSIFIES
Kensei: The great Parry Wars
Shugoki; COME AT ME YA FAT BASTER- oh wait
Orochi: Do that zone attack! I DARE YEE *Does it and gets batted off random cliff
Nobushi: *POKE SPAM INTENSIFIES*

Netcode_err_404
04-03-2017, 08:29 PM
Seems fun.

Lawbringer main :

Warden : Don't kill me pls
PK; Don't kill me too fast pls
LB: Ignore me pls
Kensei: Never seen a kensei
Orochi: Don't kill me pls
Warlord: ...
Conqueror: Grass crest shield.
Shogoki: Sushi sucks.

Rest is not interesting enough

Dekallis
04-03-2017, 09:05 PM
I'm a raider main

Warden: Cut the vorex, block the zone. gb and punish. repeat. Must resist urge to attack top.
Peacekeeper: Keep calm and zone her out. She won't dare jump at me.
Conq: Torro torro! Ole!(this fight like a bullfight. I just punish shield bash till he stops trying to do it or dies.)
Lawbringer: Counter GB,Counter GB,Counter GB, STEP THE SHOVE.
Raider: :O A raider. I don't wanna kill you bro.
Warlord: Oh I hope he's a headbutt spammer this'll be free.
Berserker: Well....this going to be a lot of posturing and feinting. Or He's going to die horribly for not learning his cancels.
Valkyrie: Step the sweep Step the sweep Step the Sweep...GOD WHY DIDN'T I STEP THE SWEEP.
Kensei: Ah this'll be fun.
Shugoki: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO HIT YOU?!
Orochi: I might as well be fighting a bot with how all these orochis use the exact same attack pattern.
Nobushi: I'm not patient enough for this.

TCTF_SWAT
04-03-2017, 09:31 PM
As a Lb

Warden: Hmmm should be fun I believe
Conq: Well least I beat your shield bash
PK: Hmmmm could be tricky
LB: I push you, not the other way around
Raider: ledgendary? HAH ***** please
Warlord: Oh look a fatty
Beszerker: put a muzzle little one
Valk: Well....GG for me I lose
Kensei: Hmmmm what can you do?
Shugok: Oh look another fatty
Cockroach: Dirt does not speak nor get spoken too bow down worm and put away the butter knife
Nobushi: XD what are you supposed to do? Put away your celery stick little girl

As PK:
Warden: Hmmm alright let's go
Conq: defense? What defense?
PK: peri.....
LB: I hope you can parry big guy
Raider: I AM a legend, you're nothing but a mockery
Warlord: HaH! you're a joke
Beszerker: What?
Valk: Hmmmmmm
Kensei: Hmmmmmm
Shuoki: Looks like I'll be dining on fatty acids tonight
Cockraoch: Oh how I'lll enjoy slicing and dicing you into tiny little pieces
Nosuhi: How about a love letter? It's my dagger stabbing you in the heart

Conq
Wrden: Well ok let's dance
Conq: Huh.....dash and bash
PK: Put away your toothpicks little one
Lb: Well try and open me up
Raider: You're as weak as they say
Warlord: Let me show you how it's done
Berserker: Aren't you funny
Valk:: Are you supposed to be a threat?
Kensei: Sorry amigo, you don't win
shuoki: Hmmmmmm could be tricky
cockroach: hahahahahahah...AHAHAHAHA what a joke!
Nobushi: Just walk away before I smash your face in

Raven-Mad
04-03-2017, 10:21 PM
Warden main (rep 11):

Warden: Mirror match pure skill vs skill, let's go.
Conq: Shield bash should be more punishable. Toughest match.
PK: Guard right, parry any lights. Second toughest match.
LB: A good fight if played well. Relatively easy match.
Raider: Mind games, don't parry zone until last second if out of stam. Easy match if I don't get exhausted.
Warlord: Ugh. Hard match.
Berserker: Don't parry attack starters, be ready for feints My favorite match.
Valk: Parry lights, be ready to dodge and counter shoulder bash bash if soft cancel shield bash or hit then sweep. Easy match.
Kensei: Mind games, guard top stance, be wary of parrying unblockable, light attack if they go for it. Always guard top. Medium difficulty match.
Shugoki: Absolutely disgustingly broken. Run around and vortex charge/guard break, not punishable because hyper armor, costs very little stam. More than any other class needs fixed, otherwise not op but very fun fight. Don't initiate unless guard break,
Orochi: Parry, parry, parry. Easy match unless top level player.
Nobushi: Parry lights, watch for feints. Ez m8.

Prolly missed someone, oh well...

CandleInTheDark
04-04-2017, 03:13 PM
PK spamless main


It's sad we have to specify that we don't spam with the state others have put her being viewed as.

MilkyBob.
04-04-2017, 03:28 PM
It's sad we have to specify that we don't spam with the state others have put her being viewed as.
Nah its not just that, its just my insecurity

Robert223333
04-04-2017, 03:51 PM
PK here, although I'm currently switching to the weakest possible characters. not sure if I'll pick LB or Raider yet

Warden: dodge the shoulder, stab the gut
Conqueror: grab that turtle stab that turtle
Peacekeeper: twister dance off
Lawbringer: I know, it's ok...just close your eyes
Raider: bot lvl1 training starting
Warlord: dodge stab dodge stab guard break stab dead
Berserker: paaatient paaatient
Valkyrie: dodge grab stab repeat
Kensei: deflect top stabbystabstab
Shugoki: dodge his charge, grab and stab
Orochi: block side attacks deflect top, dodge and stab
Nobushi: let me deflect your heavies and come closer, we need to talk bleeding business

escacleo
04-04-2017, 03:59 PM
Kensei main

Warden: Keep away don't chain
Conqueror: Keep away don't chain
Peacekeeper: lights lights LIGHTS spam them with lights, MOAR LIGHTS Feign top heavy to side uninterruptible they always go for the parry LAWLS
Lawbringer: Too slow lemon marengo
Raider: Dodge attack light feign top heavy to side rinse repeat
Warlord: Keep away don't chain
Berserker: Parry that top heavy with the 3 month delay
Valkyrie: I'll dodge that stupid sweep move all day keep doing it and get hit by my dodge attack
Kensei: Are my moves really this slow
Shugoki: Ugh Is there a bridge anywhere near by
Orochi: hit or miss
Nobushi: Dodge attacks and lights

Pincopallino097
04-04-2017, 04:48 PM
Warden main

Warden: ok let's sse what you got
Conqueror: shield! Let's dodge!
PK: Is this the quit command right?
LB: some feints and he is gone
Raider: Parry!
Warlord: Let's get a bigger helmet! To the blacksmith!
Berserker: wait, just wait... he will **** it up
Valkyrie: Don't get me down...
Kensei: Free GB and guard up
Shugoki: left and right lights + GB
Orochi: I hope he is not good
Nobushi: If I reach you... run.

CandleInTheDark
04-04-2017, 04:53 PM
Peacekeeper: lights lights LIGHTS spam them with lights, MOAR LIGHTS Feign top heavy to side uninterruptible they always go for the parry LAWLS


Pfft and people call us peacekeepers spammers (though yes last one that I faced I went for that darn parry, he 6-0'd my brawl team though I got damn close one of mine with him first).

firehead2015
04-04-2017, 05:25 PM
Kensei is meh main

Warden: Hi there Mr.McShoulderbashspam
Conq: Hi there Mr.McShieldbashspam
Peacekepper: Hi there Ms.Mclightbleedspam
Lawbringer: Hi there Mr.McShoveguardbreakspam
Raider: Plz don't spam area attack
Warlord: Op no skill headbutt spammer
Beserker: ez game ez life
Valk: 2fast4me
Kensei: He'll try that unblockable combo windup. ez parry
Shukogi: gb to take out shield and focus on parry
Orochi: guard left to block area attack and ez lights for days
Nabushi: outranging bleed spamming *****

TheLastPandaa
04-04-2017, 07:24 PM
As a Nobushi (R6)

Warden: Please, try to get closer sweet heart… if you can.
Peacekeeper: Dont get close to me you $%&/ !!!
Conqueror: I hope he didn’t discover the “all block” option yet.
Lawbringer: Don’t worry buddy, your vendetta is near. (Inminent super buff comming)
Raider: You must be exhausted after all that effort. Please, take a cookie for trying.
Warlord: You can not fool me. I know you snore at night.
Berserker: Are you going to hit me or what? (You know, cuz feints)
Valkyrie: Mine is longer. And you know it.
Kensei: I know all your tricks. You can not touch me.
Orochi: I know you want to huge me.
Shugoki: I know you want to huge me too.
Nobushi: Do you even hidden stance?

Crackatawa96
04-04-2017, 07:42 PM
Valk here:

Warden: MiserumMiserumMiserumMiserumMiserumMiserumMiserumM iserumMiserumMiserumGuardbreakMiserumMiserumMiseru m
Peacekeeper: Awww you're kinda cute ^_^
Conqueror: Well this is a nice wall I think I'll stay here.
Lawbringer: Shhhhhhh, it'll only hurt for a second big guy.
Raider: Was all that yelling worth getting parried?
Warlord: gg no re.
Berserker: Nice shoulder. Would be a shame, if someone, pinned it.
Valkyrie: This fight is going nowhere...
Kensei: Fancy trick...my turn.
Orochi: Oh look, an asian berserker.
Shugoki: NO I DON'T WANT A HUG!
Nobushi: *inhale* oh poop...

MilkyBob.
04-04-2017, 07:49 PM
peacekeeper: Awww you're kinda cute ^_^

have you ever seen that..thing in the lysanthir helmet....

MilkyBob.
04-04-2017, 08:12 PM
I have to rewrite my whole post now cause Ubi..
PK spamless main

Warden: Oh this is gonna be- OH COME ON ****ING ZONE ATTACK... (Premature judgemaculation)
Conqueror: Mate...I can deflect all day..
Peacekeeper: Do you serve spam only? Pfft come to my restaurant where I serve parries and deflects
Lawbringer: I am sorry.
Raider: "VALLHAL-" You don't need that arm mate
Warlord: Do you have an *** on your head? No? THEN STOP ****ING HEADBUTTING ME
Berserker: You do realise I have a sharpened arming sword not a stick right?
Valkyrie: That combo don't work on me anymore sister
Kensei: Haha easy gam- Oh no he's playing mind tricks
Fat ****: Eat my execu- *spine breaks* *Looks at damage log* 10,000 damage
Orochi: Lets dance sister! Are you seriously gonna go for the bu- He went for the buff.
Nobushi: Poke me again I dare you *deflect* I AM THE MASTER OF BLEED

Herbstlicht
04-04-2017, 08:18 PM
Nobushi main by now::

Warden: Oh, how i love knights. Honorable wielders of beautiful blades. Keepers of trad... *some weird mumbling during desperate struggle in vortex ending in death*
Ah well, all in all, most matches feel good. This honorable thing really suits them, because many don't rely on vortex spam only.
Peacekeeper: Oh .. no .. ah well, see it this way: with your almost 99% loss rate against PK, you maybe help futureproving some patches that help you deal with her. So happy dying! Everything has a bright side!
Conqueror: He scares me. So big. So strong. This weapon. How does it come i feel i can still beat him? Ah right, a knights guy. Often, they don't rely on cheap stuff only ^^
Lawbringer: I know you are angry. And winning feels good when you do occasionally manage to pull it off. But .. this emoting .. . Well, after being messaged i would get a visit and get killed for beating one of this kind, i really don't like them all this much any longer. How can you be so angry? It is just a game :/ And Nobushi doesn't have any bad cheese as all, does she?
Raider: Oh my, the evil Viking guy. I pray for the latency to good. Because tiny mistakes hurt soo much against him.
Warlord: Another Viking guy. Well, i have some sympathy for Raider, but not so much for Warlord. Headbutt is so unfun.
Berserker: Oh, the cruel mass murderer, i really fear him. Not that he is unbeatable, but he is fast, he has side attacks, he can deflect into gb .. feels like a hard matchup for me.
Valkyrie: After a lot of training, this feels better now. Not that i am close to winning 50%. But maybe at 20% now. Getting better. Still hate quick attacks and vortex though ^^
Kensei: I envy your side attack, my former main. Sorry though that i have incredibly much experience playing Kensei for a lot of time too, so .. yeah, i might really be advantaged here. Not due to playing Nobushi, but knowing your moveset in and out.
Orochi: He has so cool looking moves. Yet, he only uses za, top light and dodge side to close in on my. It's a shame. But still difficult to deal with.
Shugoki: Oh my god. If this guy would have had a healthy diet .. he would be god in For Honor. Like dual wielding his trunks faster then PK her daggers.
Nobushi: Oh no. I love my Nobushi sisters. Why am i forced to fight? Damn you, matchmaking!

GheyimeMadeMeAn
04-04-2017, 08:43 PM
Warlord main

Every character: Parry into guaranteed guard break and then push them into environmental kills.

SAVAGE_CABBAGE1
04-04-2017, 08:59 PM
I play Lawbringer

Warden: Nice zone ya got there, be a shame if someone blocked it... NO NOT THE VORTEX!!!!
Conq: *Sees shield bash, has mini gasm*
PK: I died before my frame rate caught up.
Lawbringer: I am the true lawbringer
Raider: You're a Raider, LEGENDARY!!!
Warlord: Nice headbutt ya got there, be a shame if it was getting nerfed.
Zerker: *Praying* Please don't let him feint.
Valk: My shins were broken from that spear sweep.
Kensei: Parry Bait.
Shugoki: Big Man!
Orochii: Reference Kensei
Nobushi: Reference Orochi who in turn is referencing Kensei.

MilkyBob.
04-04-2017, 09:12 PM
Nobushi main by now::

Warden: Oh, how i love knights. Honorable wielders of beautiful blades. Keepers of trad... *some weird mumbling during desperate struggle in vortex ending in death*
Ah well, all in all, most matches feel good. This honorable thing really suits them, because many don't rely on vortex spam only.
Peacekeeper: Oh .. no .. ah well, see it this way: with your almost 99% loss rate against PK, you maybe help futureproving some patches that help you deal with her. So happy dying! Everything has a bright side!
Conqueror: He scares me. So big. So strong. This weapon. How does it come i feel i can still beat him? Ah right, a knights guy. Often, they don't rely on cheap stuff only ^^
Lawbringer: I know you are angry. And winning feels good when you do occasionally manage to pull it off. But .. this emoting .. . Well, after being messaged i would get a visit and get killed for beating one of this kind, i really don't like them all this much any longer. How can you be so angry? It is just a game :/ And Nobushi doesn't have any bad cheese as all, does she?
Raider: Oh my, the evil Viking guy. I pray for the latency to good. Because tiny mistakes hurt soo much against him.
Warlord: Another Viking guy. Well, i have some sympathy for Raider, but not so much for Warlord. Headbutt is so unfun.
Berserker: Oh, the cruel mass murderer, i really fear him. Not that he is unbeatable, but he is fast, he has side attacks, he can deflect into gb .. feels like a hard matchup for me.
Valkyrie: After a lot of training, this feels better now. Not that i am close to winning 50%. But maybe at 20% now. Getting better. Still hate quick attacks and vortex though ^^
Kensei: I envy your side attack, my former main. Sorry though that i have incredibly much experience playing Kensei for a lot of time too, so .. yeah, i might really be advantaged here. Not due to playing Nobushi, but knowing your moveset in and out.
Orochi: He has so cool looking moves. Yet, he only uses za, top light and dodge side to close in on my. It's a shame. But still difficult to deal with.
Shugoki: Oh my god. If this guy would have had a healthy diet .. he would be god in For Honor. Like dual wielding his trunks faster then PK her daggers.
Nobushi: Oh no. I love my Nobushi sisters. Why am i forced to fight? Damn you, matchmaking!

You seem to be so peaceful with your comments. Just wait till you get screwed over I tell you.

B4gs4Days
04-04-2017, 11:10 PM
I assume to get haters for me being a pk.

Been a pk since day 1 rep 10.
Dont care what u have to say. Skilled Shield users are nearly impossible to beat with a pk. /rant over.

Warlord: all stance gonna stop me

Valk: infinite light to shield knockdown and repeat will lock me in place

Lawbringer: here comes the gay charge and carry to cliff move

Conq: watch him run, ill fight this guy instead, oh here he comes with a shield bash.

PK: lol gg nuub not gonna out PK me.

Orochidoke: lol always block, dont you dare dodge

Nobushi: gawd daym long *** pokey stick of poison

Raider: lol no threat

Warden: half my kit dont affect them, so dont try an bleed him.

Shugoki: time for that hated light spam

Breserker: if he hits me, im probably dead

Kensei: no threat

secrecy274
04-04-2017, 11:22 PM
I assume to get haters for me being a pk.

Been a pk since day 1 rep 10.
Dont care what u have to say. Skilled Shield users are nearly impossible to beat with a pk. /rant over.

Warlord: all stance gonna stop me

Valk: infinite light to shield knockdown and repeat will lock me in place

Lawbringer: here comes the gay charge and carry to cliff move

Conq: watch him run, ill fight this guy instead, oh here he comes with a shield bash.

PK: lol gg nuub not gonna out PK me.

Orochidoke: lol always block, dont you dare dodge

Nobushi: gawd daym long *** pokey stick of poison

Raider: lol no threat

Warden: half my kit dont affect them, so dont try an bleed him.

Shugoki: time for that hated light spam

Breserker: if he hits me, im probably dead

Kensei: no threat

Wait what?
You think Lawbringers charge is "gay", yet Raider's isn't a threat?

B4gs4Days
04-05-2017, 12:05 AM
Not a threat because you can hear them charge and it see it on screen. Lawbringer not so much.

UbiJurassic
04-05-2017, 12:20 AM
Shugoki: Break a leg, sorry, back.


Well played.

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Crackatawa96
04-06-2017, 08:20 AM
have you ever seen that..thing in the lysanthir helmet....
Just carry some pink sharpie around, anything can look cute with blush lines

CandleInTheDark
04-06-2017, 11:46 AM
have you ever seen that..thing in the lysanthir helmet....

There is a benefit to being the scariest thing in the room...:p