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John_Stag
07-09-2004, 05:04 AM
http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/394_1089370780_bilkosmessbills.jpg

The officers could only wonder who was responsible as the cabinet containing the Mess Bills dissappeared in a freak barriage balloon accident...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>:Corporal! Where are you taking those vultures?

Corporal: Officers to the mess, NCO's to the Guardroom, Sir!

:Like hell you are, they're responsible for all this, get them to clean it up!

Corporal: But what about the officers, Sir?

:Give 'em a bloody shovel.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

John_Stag
07-09-2004, 05:04 AM
http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/394_1089370780_bilkosmessbills.jpg

The officers could only wonder who was responsible as the cabinet containing the Mess Bills dissappeared in a freak barriage balloon accident...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>:Corporal! Where are you taking those vultures?

Corporal: Officers to the mess, NCO's to the Guardroom, Sir!

:Like hell you are, they're responsible for all this, get them to clean it up!

Corporal: But what about the officers, Sir?

:Give 'em a bloody shovel.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ELEM
07-09-2004, 05:12 AM
Errrr,right http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

I wouldn't join any club that would have ME as member!

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Elem_Klimov/I-16_desktop.jpg http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Elem_Klimov/dhm_787_small.jpg

John_Stag
07-09-2004, 05:17 AM
And some fell on stony ground...

Okay, you come up with a better caption.

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>:Corporal! Where are you taking those vultures?

Corporal: Officers to the mess, NCO's to the Guardroom, Sir!

:Like hell you are, they're responsible for all this, get them to clean it up!

Corporal: But what about the officers, Sir?

:Give 'em a bloody shovel.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

PBNA-Boosher
07-09-2004, 09:06 AM
2nd guy from left: Damn I'm so good! Those 109 pilots you guys are watching ain't gonna stand a chance!

Everyone else's thinking: Shot dibs on his girl...

Boosher
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"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you..."
-Gandalf

TreeHugger130
07-09-2004, 11:38 AM
BRIT PILOT FAR RIGHT, "Guys...GUYS...LOOK!!!"

NOTAMS ON OFFICERS MESS BULLETAN-BOARDA: The 1.23 patch is out for IL2FB/AEP...the Spit has a better turning rate now...

2ND FROM LEFT, "thank God...those 190's just weren'y modeled right..."

3ED FROM LEFT, "I'm sure we'll hear from the 190 winners now..."

Monty_Thrud
07-09-2004, 12:19 PM
"Splendid idea to leave the Lancaster circling on auto pilot and parachute down to the mess for a tipple or three old man"..."yes it was rather, now!...how do we get back up there?"

http://www.uploadit.org/bsamania/Huzzy_no_ordnance03.jpg
"#2 Attack that ship".."#1..with what?".."#2 your ordnance DAMMIT!".."#1 my ordnance is in Olegs office, same place yours is".."#2 we'd better learn German then"

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Bluedog72
07-11-2004, 08:59 AM
Cobber Cain : "....and so there I was chaps, right on Jerry's six...."

The other three : "Gawd...'ere we go again........is that our transport yet?"