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02-22-2017, 02:24 AM
I was tinking it would be so awesome to add the sound of the holy grenade , when the knigth faction trow one grenade like "ALELUIA" and someone dies by the grenade "AMEN" like with angelic voice it would be so awesome.

And on the instructions for the grenade skill:

How does it, um-- how does it work?

I know not, my liege

Consult the Book of Armaments!

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Skip a bit, Brother

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."