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ZenBearV13
08-14-2016, 08:29 AM
About Knights (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1yvv9fHSw8)

About Samurai (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDx0RoE3zZ8)

Sadly nothing about Vikings... but come on. You know they were horrible.

ShuyinVardiz
08-14-2016, 09:24 AM
Even though the video says "...you probably dont know" these are basic information regarding the knight. Medieval times simply dont were a disney princess story.
(and about that "knights dont get killed usually".....you sure about that? Push them over. Some of them wouldnt get back up and starve if not helped. Their armor could vary pretty much; not to mention the fact they usually couldnt fight longer then 10 or at best 20 minutes before going to get unconscious due to the high efford nessecary to keep up in the armor and heat/cold)

But dude, vikings were horrible? C'mon, thats rude! They f***ed up each other if they got bored, picked a fight with everyone not belonging to them, had "fun" with every woman they found during their raids, could keep everything they got a hold on during their raids, got to sail around everytime they wanted to mess with someone.....doesnt it sound like fun?

They didnt have to kill themself as samurais sometimes had to in cause of honor, for them it was enough to get a finger/hand/arm/leg/tongue removed.
If Johnny from next door touches your wife, just 'take him out' - who cares? Stay true to then vikings standards and ways and regarding all three factions, viking sounds the most fun (

iHunny
08-14-2016, 11:14 AM
Even though the video says "...you probably dont know" these are basic information regarding the knight. Medieval times simply dont were a disney princess story.
(and about that "knights dont get killed usually".....you sure about that? Push them over. Some of them wouldnt get back up and starve if not helped. Their armor could vary pretty much; not to mention the fact they usually couldnt fight longer then 10 or at best 20 minutes before going to get unconscious due to the high efford nessecary to keep up in the armor and heat/cold)

But dude, vikings were horrible? C'mon, thats rude! They f***ed up each other if they got bored, picked a fight with everyone not belonging to them, had "fun" with every woman they found during their raids, could keep everything they got a hold on during their raids, got to sail around everytime they wanted to mess with someone.....doesnt it sound like fun?

They didnt have to kill themself as samurais sometimes had to in cause of honor, for them it was enough to get a finger/hand/arm/leg/tongue removed.
If Johnny from next door touches your wife, just 'take him out' - who cares? Stay true to then vikings standards and ways and regarding all three factions, viking sounds the most fun (

Most Vikings were traders, exploreres, settlers.

Modern soldier carries gear heavier then that of a knight. The armor a knight used was carried by the whole body as sush is not that fatigue to use. A knight would not starve if they were pushed over, most would stand right back up, depending ofc how long they have been fighting. Everyone needs rest after a while.

Vakris_One
08-14-2016, 05:35 PM
Yup, all three warrior classes pretty much had carte blanche to live an actual GTA lifestyle - rob, pillage, kill random folks and basically do all manner of crazy shizz. Doesn't mean every single Knight, Samurai or Viking was like that though.

Throughout human history there has always been the fact it's always been easier to be an a-hole than an honourable person - especially if you're rich. No matter how much we progress as a species that constant annoyingly still remains a fact of life. Thankfully not everybody gives in to the a-hole path.

ZenBearV13
08-14-2016, 07:05 PM
Push them over. Some of them wouldnt get back up and starve if not helped. Their armor could vary pretty much; not to mention the fact they usually couldnt fight longer then 10 or at best 20 minutes before going to get unconscious due to the high efford nessecary to keep up in the armor and heat/cold)

If any of them were dumb enough to wear their jousting armor that may be true. Regardless, you don't fight in armor you can't even stand up in. That's a death wish, and as such any knight worthy of the name that fought on the battlefield wore sensible armor designed to allow sufficient freedom of movement and insulated from heat/cold. Same goes for Vikings and Samurai.

MathiasCB
08-15-2016, 03:28 AM
Ain't nothing horrible 'bout them vikings! So... Obviously there isn't a video about it.. :cool:

Willaguy2010
08-15-2016, 05:37 PM
Ain't nothing horrible 'bout them vikings! So... Obviously there isn't a video about it.. :cool:

Actually all we need is a video game to realize how horrible Vikings are!

MisterWillow
08-15-2016, 11:19 PM
actually all we need is a video game to realize how horrible vikings are!

It would all be slanderous, baseless, lies!!!

MathiasCB
08-16-2016, 12:28 AM
It would all be slanderous, baseless, lies!!!

Aye!
Let's plunder and slaughter all who tell such lies!

PowerSenpai
08-16-2016, 02:40 AM
I doubt it surprises anyone to hear that these factions had a lot of a-holes in them, not to mention needless violent behaviour. Nice info though, i did not know most of this stuff.

Willaguy2010
08-16-2016, 03:35 AM
I doubt it surprises anyone to hear that these factions had a lot of a-holes in them, not to mention needless violent behaviour. Nice info though, i did not know most of this stuff.

When your in the business of killing while not getting killed, the professionals are bound to have moral issues and anti-social behavior.

PowerSenpai
08-16-2016, 06:13 AM
When your in the business of killing while not getting killed, the professionals are bound to have moral issues and anti-social behavior.

Yepp!

MathiasCB
08-16-2016, 07:58 AM
OH come on guys!
We ALL know that all vikings did was picking flowers and having a jolly good time being lovely and awesome humans.

MisterWillow
08-16-2016, 01:41 PM
We ALL know that all vikings did was picking flowers and having a jolly good time being lovely and awesome humans.

Mathias bringing real facts.

PowerSenpai
08-16-2016, 02:36 PM
Mathias bringing real facts.

He lives in his fantasy world while on his acid trip :P

MathiasCB
08-16-2016, 10:25 PM
Mathias bringing real facts.

You know it, Viking bro!



He lives in his fantasy world while on his acid trip :P

Watch what you say, Left Sweden!

PowerSenpai
08-16-2016, 11:47 PM
You know it, Viking bro!




Watch what you say, Left Sweden!

"left Sweden" is still richer than Sweden though ^_^

MathiasCB
08-17-2016, 01:11 AM
Maybe it's time to take back Left Sweden...