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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 12:36 AM
a while back me and a couple of the oldies had a thread with lots of funny pics we'd seen on the net

so, i'm gonna start it up again as the conversation here is wearin a little thin!

post any funny pics you have seen around the net

AND NO RUDE ONES!!

this ones a wall paper, and may take up a little room, sorry!

http://halo.bungie.org/wallpaper/MiniChief.jpg

http://www.truenuff.com/comics/truenuff20030523.jpg

http://halo.bungie.org/miscartimages/snipemario.JPG

http://www.truenuff.com/comics/truenuff20030317.jpg

http://halo.bungie.org/miscartimages/mcs_chatup.jpg



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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 12:36 AM
a while back me and a couple of the oldies had a thread with lots of funny pics we'd seen on the net

so, i'm gonna start it up again as the conversation here is wearin a little thin!

post any funny pics you have seen around the net

AND NO RUDE ONES!!

this ones a wall paper, and may take up a little room, sorry!

http://halo.bungie.org/wallpaper/MiniChief.jpg

http://www.truenuff.com/comics/truenuff20030523.jpg

http://halo.bungie.org/miscartimages/snipemario.JPG

http://www.truenuff.com/comics/truenuff20030317.jpg

http://halo.bungie.org/miscartimages/mcs_chatup.jpg



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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 12:38 AM
http://www.truenuff.com/comics/truenuff20030207.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 12:38 AM
http://halo.bungie.org/miscartimages/Fleshwounds.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 12:45 AM
MAN THIS FORUM IS DEAD!!

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 12:56 AM
i have the dr. evil Master Chief's as my wallpaper!! Those are funny!!

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<font color="green">I alone have the fifth freedom........do you need that in double A or triple A?<b/></font>
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<font color="green">[b]Im feeling= </font>http://moods.imood.com/display/email=ferium13@aol.com/fg=ff0000/trans=1www.imood.com" (http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=ferium13@aol.com) border="0"></A>



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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 01:11 AM
This is saddam's mobile missile launcher. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/missle_launger.jpg

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Message Edited on 05/24/03 08:13PM by NightCrawlerEvo

Message Edited on 05/24/0310:26PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 01:21 AM
lol

<center>
<img src=http://www.imahosting.com/sigs/splinter-batt.gif>
<font color="green">I alone have the fifth freedom........do you need that in double A or triple A?<b/></font>
< !--start imood indicator-->
<font color="green">[b]Im feeling= </font>http://moods.imood.com/display/email=ferium13@aol.com/fg=ff0000/trans=1www.imood.com" (http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=ferium13@aol.com) border="0"></A>



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PC specs: Windows ME, Intel Pentium 4 1.4 GHz, Geforce2 MX/MX 400 32MB w/Detonator 43.45, 384MB RDRAM PC800, Creative Live Soundblaster Value!, 40GB hard drive, DVD-ROM drive, CR-RW drive, Siemens PCI 10/100 Ethernet card, 17" CRT Monitor, 250W power supply all on a Dell Dimension 8100 /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif </marquee>


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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 01:22 AM
OMFG...

ROTFLMMFAO!

That saddam missile launcher is the funniest thing ive seen all day.

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

http://www.animationcity.net/gifz/candle.gif


http://www.af.mil/photos/images/art_themes_usaf_0007-001.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 02:00 AM
this was posted in an americas army forum:

-Member1: So we wont have pistols in v1.8?
-Developer: No, No pistols.
-Member 2: Notice how he didnt say anything about M-60's.
-Member 3: He didnt say there wouldnt be flying nuclear toilets.
-Member 1: And he certainly didnt mention squirrels with rifles"

http://64.91.238.78/Tab_images/gun-squirrel.jpg

-Developer: Who leaked that screenshot of v. 1.80?

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

http://www.animationcity.net/gifz/candle.gif


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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 02:54 AM
This is how NASA is going to fund the Mars missions.

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0322.jpg <center>

<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 02:57 AM
This goes out to NSAagent!

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Message Edited on 05/24/03 10:27PM by NightCrawlerEvo

Message Edited on 05/24/0310:28PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 02:59 AM
Gerber's stock drops 12 points after the release of this pic on the internet.

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Message Edited on 05/24/0310:41PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:01 AM
That poor dog!

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Message Edited on 05/24/03 10:05PM by NightCrawlerEvo

Message Edited on 05/24/0310:06PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:14 AM
I have too much free time

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:18 AM
lol at everything.

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

http://www.animationcity.net/gifz/candle.gif


http://www.af.mil/photos/images/art_themes_usaf_0007-001.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:25 AM
I have more coming. If you have a 56k modem, I'm reducing the size of all my pics for you.

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:45 AM
Money for all religeons.

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Message Edited on 05/24/0310:51PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:54 AM
This is a favorite of mine.

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:55 AM
LMMFAO at the McNapping pic!!!!

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:57 AM
I liked this. I just had to post it.

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:01 AM
I just had to. Don't get mad at me.

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:07 AM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0020.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:12 AM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/alligator.jpg <center>

<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:15 AM
Here is the real Popeye the sailor man!

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:23 AM
Here is a microsoft formatting tool to help tie up your machine (or delete all essential files) (j/k)

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0288.gif <center>


And here is apple's latest concept car.

<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0226.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:38 AM
Well, nobody's on right now, so I'm going to bed soon. This is my last one tonight.

Bomb Technician

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0457.jpg <center>

Good night!

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:40 AM
I am pictorally challenged....http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

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Message Edited on 05/24/03 10:43PM by freakishly

Message Edited on 05/24/0310:44PM by freakishly

XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 05:02 AM
You can't see them? that must stink.

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 05:52 AM
I can see them, I just can't add any of my own........./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 02:14 PM
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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:04 PM
man those are some funny pics!

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:04 PM
well its about time you wake up you bum!! lol

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:06 PM
i cant believe it, girl, i went to bed at 1am last night, which is VERY early for me and i have only just woken up!

i dont know whats wrong with me!

14 hours sleep?! that cant be healthy!!

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:06 PM
mabe your body is trying to tell you something.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:08 PM
i think its cos i've had this really bad cold/flu type thing the passed week and my bodies just fighting it

and besides, its Sunday! why should i have to get up?!

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 03:09 PM
boy I wish I got a day when I could say that.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif so are you taking any meds?

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:04 PM
I live in florida, but I'm too young to vote, so enjoy this pic.

<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0181.gif <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:41 PM
NightCrawler, that is hilarious!!

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XyZspineZyX
05-25-2003, 04:43 PM
LOL, yeh it really is

&lt;script language='Javascript' src='http://home.columbus.rr.com/gnolan/Vic/gamers.js'></script>
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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:10 AM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0094.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:11 AM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0012.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:13 AM
Proof of life on mars.

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Message Edited on 05/25/0308:17PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:15 AM
Hi! I'm back! The forums didn't work for me for a while, so I couldn't post anything.

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:17 AM
This compliments my "STOP! Don't stop" pic.

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0295.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:19 AM
Have YOU looked in the mirror lately?

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:22 AM
Hey S7N You got the "Snipe Mario" and Master Chief as Dr. Evil pictures from halo.bungie.org didnt you?

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:22 AM
Forget that flap of skin thing. Here's how the flying squirrel REALLY flies.

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0448.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:36 AM
I'm almost out of good ones. I'll post anything else I find that is funny OK?

http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/coolbus.jpg

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0507.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:40 AM
lol

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

http://www.animationcity.net/gifz/candle.gif


http://www.af.mil/photos/images/art_themes_usaf_0007-001.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 01:46 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/73/039_32201.jpg

http://scriptorium.lib.duke.edu/americavotes/dole-button-1.gif

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/skylarkeaw/milofamnesia.jpg

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

http://www.animationcity.net/gifz/candle.gif


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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:36 AM
A funny little comic.

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0235.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:38 AM
Wow, this is a freak occurance. As far as I know, this wans't doctored at all. Jaws strikes back.

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0554.jpg <center>

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Message Edited on 05/26/0312:39AM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:41 AM
I remember the day before 9/11, wait, no I don't. Oh well. LOOK WHAT IT DID TO US!

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:43 AM
I've heard of ice fishing, but...

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:47 AM
I actually saw this one with my own two eyes. No really. Go to McDonalds and check for it.

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:51 AM
This is the parking lot of the DDSG (Drunk Driver Support Group)

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:54 AM
Those barbie dolls get wierder and weirder...

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:58 AM
Famous moment in the history of family breakups. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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Message Edited on 05/26/0301:00AM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 06:02 AM
Whoever thought up the name for the park had something else on his mind that day...

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 06:08 AM
No offense to any women out there, but I think I know why more Mechanics are men.

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 06:10 AM
How many people actually get this one?
This is the outhouse of a poor company, demonstrating how a large company is similar to a small company. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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Message Edited on 05/26/0301:12AM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 09:16 AM
that is the story of my life.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif lmao/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 03:20 PM
LOL for everything!!!! those are REALLY funny!!

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:45 PM
i love that shark one! i wonder if it actually happened!

it looks pretty genuine!

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 05:47 PM
LMAO!!!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif i loved all da pics! there so damn funny!!!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 06:41 PM
FYI that pic with the outhouses shows how managment craps
on their employees.

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 07:25 PM
They're only human.

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 07:30 PM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0355.jpg <center>

<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 07:32 PM
http://forums.valorgames.net/viewthread.php?action=attachment&tid=1579&pid=13322

Message Edited on 05/26/0306:35PM by SouthPawFV

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 08:17 PM
Here is the pic seen on the link above.

<center><img src="http://forums.valorgames.net/viewthread.php?action=attachment&tid=1579&pid=13322
"><center>

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Message Edited on 05/26/0303:18PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 09:01 PM
Top-notch pilots...

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 09:06 PM
I've been looking for this all this time I found those pics. But I havn't seen that movie...

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 09:10 PM
Where the Military votes go...

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 09:13 PM
Hang up this sign and you'll never have to worry about vandals...I think...

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 10:27 PM
the outhouse one applies to me, but thankfully im on the top toilet.

i need to buy that no tresspassing sign. maybe it will keep hobos from crashing on the bench in my store.

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 11:21 PM
S7N wrote:
- <img
- src="http://www.truenuff.com/comics/truenuff200302
- 07.jpg">
-
- &lt;script>var
- s7npic='http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/m
- aramorf.gif'</script>&lt;script>var
- a=document.all.tags("img");for(var
- i=0;i<a.length;i++){if[a[i].src.indexOf["/i/icons"
- )!=-1)var o=a[i]}o.src=s7npic</script>
- <center>
- <img
- src="http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/seve
- n.gif">
- <img
- src="http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/seve
- ncounter.gif">


Hmmmmm...how do you manage to change your avatar icon?

Ahhhhh...i see...i think..hmmmm..



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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 11:56 PM
Santa's Little Helper

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XyZspineZyX
05-26-2003, 11:57 PM
Drug Testing at Pepsi

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:00 AM
I'll have the escargot- on second thought, do you have pasta?

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:04 AM
Find the third head on the girraffe.

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:06 AM
Who remembers the Mastercard commercials?

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:08 AM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/flamefarts.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:09 AM
I like this one


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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:12 AM
More proof of legal pot...

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Message Edited on 05/26/0307:21PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:29 AM
A big bird thanxgiving.

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:37 AM
Headless horseman relaxes at the beach.

<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0455.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:56 AM
Another favorite I have on my PC.

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0147.jpg<center>

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Message Edited on 05/26/0308:03PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 12:58 AM
i dont think i've ever seen anything so funny as the pics in this thread man, they are PRICELESS!!

i cant name which one i like the most cos i p*ssed myself at all of them

and Four of Five, my avatar is designed to change like that, and please refrain from changig yours as it sometimes bugs the forum

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 01:09 AM
Astronomy Prank.

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0277.jpg <center>

Old, but still funny.

<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0268.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 01:13 AM
Why I want to get rid of this stupid AOL. I keep getting this popup that I can't get rid of...

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 01:15 AM
Dear world.doc

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<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 01:21 AM
man thats funny!

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<center>
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/newfront_title.jpg
http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/sevencounter.gif

XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 03:26 AM
Ill go with pastry. Hey, if your gonna kill yourself, why not die by jumping into a giant cheese filled danish.

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 03:49 AM
Where's the third head on the giraffe? lol /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://green-shell.com/images/misc/TurtleSigJPG.jpg
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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 06:17 PM
its sickpic man, but funny all the same!

and that shark one, man that is freaky!

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XyZspineZyX
05-27-2003, 11:36 PM
The shark and helicopter is photoshopped. Its been discussed on simhq.com several hundred times. After loading it up in photoshop and zooming in you can make out edited areas really clearly.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:28 AM
Hey! My muffin! I lost that yesterday!

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:30 AM
Here's another for NSAagent.

<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0337.jpg <center>

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Message Edited on 05/27/0309:30PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:32 AM
This keyboard has every key you'll ever need.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:33 AM
Nightcrawler I found no other rock band timmy pics, but i did manage to find plain old timmy.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/151/560.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:34 AM
If I had my way, I'd get this birthday popup every year.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:36 AM
Thanks for showing me the timmy pic.

Computer shopping was so much simpler back in midevil times.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:52 AM
I wish my mom was like this. But nooo, all I hear from her is that white bread is gonna kill me in ten years, Sugar coated cereal is gonna kill me in five, and video games and the internet rot my brain out. I always listen to her. (but not agree)

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Message Edited on 05/27/0309:53PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:56 AM
Clinton's last day in office.

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<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 02:57 AM
Believe it or not, my stepdad actually thought this window was real. You should have seen the look on his face, but I didn't have a webcam ready.

<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0011.gif <center>

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Message Edited on 05/27/0309:59PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:22 AM
LOL, NightCrawlerEvo!

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:47 AM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0312.gif

OMFG!

That is the funniest pic on here so far i think...

HAd me rolling on the floor laughing my arse off.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:47 AM
Nightcrawler, u are by the far the MAN who posts the funniest pics!

my hat goes off to you my friend!

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<center>
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/newfront_title.jpg
http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/sevencounter.gif

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:00 AM
How do you post pictures?

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:01 AM
type in this with "<" and ">" either side of it:

img src="URL"

URL being the properties of the source

hope that helped

&lt;script>var s7npic='http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/code.gif'</script>&lt;script>var a=document.all.tags("img");for(var i=0;i<a.length;i++){if[a[i].src.indexOf["/i/icons")!=-1)var o=a[i]}o.src=s7npic</script>
<center>
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/newfront_title.jpg
http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/sevencounter.gif

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:02 AM
and when i say "<" i mean without the "'s

&lt;script>var s7npic='http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/code.gif'</script>&lt;script>var a=document.all.tags("img");for(var i=0;i<a.length;i++){if[a[i].src.indexOf["/i/icons")!=-1)var o=a[i]}o.src=s7npic</script>
<center>
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_img/newfront_title.jpg
http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/sevencounter.gif

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:49 AM
For all you beer drinkers out there you most likely have one of these and if you dont have one get one.
Lets see if it works

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/120/025_659.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/IMA/U117.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:52 AM
spam5000 wrote:
- For all you beer drinkers out there you most likely
- have one of these and if you dont have one get one.


Sorry that didn't work out as I expected it (wrote down the wrong one)


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/120/025_659.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/80/043_3440.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:53 AM
http://www.photocountry.com/users/11150/stormtrooper%20dump.jpg



<P ALIGN=CENTER>http://dynamic5.gamespy.com/~tf152/Pics/jagerscsig.gif </p>

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:12 PM
I doubt I need to comment on THIS picture.

<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0346.jpg <center>

You can post pictures by following the using pics in sigs guidlines only not using it only in your sig. I got it right on the first try (which just so happened to be in this thread).

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:27 PM
This goes out to NSAagent!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0054.jpg

LMAO!!! although i HATE BUD!!!!

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:29 PM
NSA look for the other one. Did you see it?

<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0040.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:34 PM
yep i saw the other one too. they're great, thanks

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:35 PM
No Picture here, but there are some really creepy similarites between these two men

AMAZING FACTS BETWEEN THE LINCOLN / KENNEDY PRESIDENCIES!

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their full names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

And, the most recent fact noted ...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy ain't it?

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:41 PM
Typical day, atypical cubicle.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:47 PM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0111.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:49 PM
Deja vu...

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:52 PM
Xpress Hairmowing

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:53 PM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0329.gif <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:55 PM
It isn't a picture, but it's still gonna make you fall out of your chair and roll with laughter. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/instructions.jpg

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


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Message Edited on 05/28/0310:57AM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 03:59 PM
His and hers. (No offense intended by myself)

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:02 PM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0039.jpg <center>

<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

Message Edited on 05/28/0311:03AM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:04 PM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0120.jpg <center>

<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:07 PM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0045.jpg <center>

http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/drugcats.jpg

<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

Message Edited on 05/28/0311:10AM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:11 PM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0539.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:14 PM
I posted the other Florida ballot a few days ago, but I'm no older now so here's another one!

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:25 PM
ur last 2 pics where funny as hell dude! keep 'em comin man!

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:33 PM
Denial is an integral part of human nature.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:35 PM
"Yeah, I just got this from Cow-asaki or something or other.)

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:38 PM
"Now I'm gonna give you a warning because you're a minor and this is your first offense, but don't do it again. Okay?"/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
"Okay"/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
"Okay, you have a good day now."/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
"Okay"/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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Message Edited on 05/28/0311:41AM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:43 PM
These might start getting lame soon, it gets harder and harder to find funny ones. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:46 PM
Horror Movie

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:47 PM
YOU SCRATCHED MY CAR!!!

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:51 PM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0199.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:54 PM
It isn't spam, they're pictures that belong in a thread titled "POST FUNNY PICS HERE" Don't you agree?

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:55 PM
Yea i guess you got a point there, continue with the funnies


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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:58 PM
YOU of all people should know what spam is. lol

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:58 PM
You got it!

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 04:59 PM
Knight_Scope wrote:
- sure spam alot dont you lol
-


Don't know that you should talk Knight. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

This actually isn't spam, unlike some of your stuff, like this post for example given the thread, is spam. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


lol

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 05:02 PM
Well, they don't sleep standing up.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 05:19 PM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0107.jpg <center>

Chocolate Ice cream from the "Dairy Fairy"

http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0074.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 05:24 PM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0190.jpg <center>

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 05:25 PM
This moment brought to you by the invention channel and too much childrens TV show influence. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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Message Edited on 05/28/0312:30PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 05:35 PM
Classified Ad

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 05:37 PM
I gotta go, My mom is a http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0187.jpg and restricted me to only 2 hrs of computer a day.

Bye! Any help getting back the internet is greatly apprecieted.

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XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 07:22 PM
I'am not sure if this is the right one,i have a lot of pics written down on a piece of paper and i didn't label them well enough.If its the beer one its the right one.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/WIZ/3742.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-28-2003, 07:26 PM
man thats funny!

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 12:00 AM
yo s7n, i like ur new sig. so u hav gone pro matrix reloaded now, eh!!

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 01:22 AM
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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 01:22 AM
<center>http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0370.gif

<center>http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/faninstitute/grabs/strategy_x24.jpg<center>

XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 01:23 AM
<center>http://flash.funnyjunk.com/pic/0086.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 02:22 AM
two bomb squad techies

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/209591/bombsquad.jpg

XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 02:29 AM
I don't get it?

XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 02:31 AM
I don't get it either.

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 02:38 AM
sorry for the "word" but it came with the picture

http://www.funny-spot.com/images/85.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 02:44 AM
This cat is way ahead of me!

http://www.free-funny-pictures.com/pictures/animals/bigcat.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 02:48 AM
i lost my dog/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

http://courses.unt.edu/sliu/funny/lost%20puppy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 03:29 AM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/209591/bombsquad.jpg

the bloke on the right is defusing a bomb

the guy behind him is about to pop a paper bag, making the sound of a bomb exploding!

get it now?!

its a sick joke (and photoshop edited) but its funny as hell!



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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 04:06 AM
i think its great. AS a matter of fact i own the t-shirt that reads "BOMB TECHNICIAN: If you see me running, try to keep up."

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 04:35 AM
http://dbhs.wvusd.k12.ca.us/Humor/cat-carrier.jpg



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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 04:44 AM
*cringes*

Jeeze, never get a cat jager.

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 05:00 AM
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/previews/images/29492-3-2.jpg


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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:34 AM
hmmmmmm... that's not right.

Message Edited on 05/29/0305:35AM by SouthPawFV

XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:35 AM
hmmmmmmmmmm what?

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:54 AM
damn damn.. my eyes.... ahh my eyes


NO Troy didnt mean to post those pics.....


damn damn.. my eyes.... ahh my eyes


they're gone now !!!!



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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:57 AM
Troy... were you looking at transgender porno and accidentally posted it THREE times on the forum?

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:01 AM
no no no....

Those pics come up when people use pics from other peoples websites.....

its called "anit-leaching" software...

basically if you link to pics without permission, the software will replace the "leached" picture with something else...

Its happened before on here......

Ahhh my eyes... they hurt my eyes..... hopefully only one or two of you saw it.....



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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:02 AM
OOOOOOPS! Sorry guys....

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:10 AM
you and em must be a real couple of freaks!! lol j/k /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif thank the lord I missed it this time...

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:13 AM
Yeah it was pretty bad, thank goodness it's over./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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05-29-2003, 07:18 AM
yes indeed shoeless one.... yes indeed. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif so why are you up so late?

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:25 AM
I'm still at work. I'm running a list of names through our system to make sure they don't have and terrorist connections.

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:25 AM
hey freaky... what soap did you use to wash your eyes with....

now I know what you went thru last time....

someone please help me.... my eyes hurt !!!



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05-29-2003, 07:26 AM
Dude that was pretty painful...I'm gonna have a hard time getting that image out of my head.

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05-29-2003, 07:29 AM
ummm I believe I used pure unadulterated acid sangsta/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif ....but the image has been seered into my brain forever....If I were a doctor (almost a RN) I would prescribe 3 bottles of jack and call me when you can no longer remember your name. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif oh and T is my name on the list?? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:32 AM
looks like I'm gonna talk to my mate Jack....

hope he can help me.....3 bottle may not be enough....

I'm working on the 25th floor of a building.... maybe throwing myself off it may help me remove that image from my head !!!



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05-29-2003, 07:35 AM
LMAO! Dude the more we talk about it...the worse it gets. I hope not too many youngsters saw that. Again I apologize to all.

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05-29-2003, 07:36 AM
it will ease with time and jack, I only see the image on cold and rainy nights now..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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05-29-2003, 07:36 AM
I am afraid to ask, but what was it??

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05-29-2003, 07:42 AM
from what you told me of the last one....

this one may be worse.... check your PM and I'll tell ya !!



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05-29-2003, 07:43 AM
freakishly wrote:
- ummm I believe I used pure unadulterated acid
- sangsta ....but the image has been
- seered into my brain forever....If I were a doctor
- (almost a RN) I would prescribe 3 bottles of jack
- and call me when you can no longer remember your
- name. < oh and T is my name
- on the list??
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NO your name isn't on my list...I'll let you know when I see it though.

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05-29-2003, 07:44 AM
yeah I am sure you will buddy!! lol/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif if I am ever on that list TRUST ME it will be a mistake. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:47 AM
maaann iii can;t sea thee kiybord noww becus i wus blunded bi a rudee pucturre

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05-29-2003, 07:49 AM
ummmm yeah that sounds a bit worse than what nsa and I saw, but only a little....oh and skulls had to see it about 150 times to get rid of it....WOW!!! ......./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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05-29-2003, 08:00 AM
GhostSlayer78 wrote:
- maaann iii can;t sea thee kiybord noww becus i wus
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Sorry dude, I didn't realize those pics were "leached" with those rather disturbing pics. It was an accident.

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05-29-2003, 08:03 AM
well T I say beers for everyone and all will be forgiven. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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05-29-2003, 08:04 AM
That sounds fair./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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05-29-2003, 08:05 AM
i was just messin man

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05-29-2003, 08:07 AM
OH, I know..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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05-29-2003, 08:08 AM
did you guys see my big long speach about rap?

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05-29-2003, 08:08 AM
well the next time you are on bring the beers buddy!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 03:16 PM
shoelessTroy wrote:
- LMAO! Dude the more we talk about it...the worse it
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- Again I apologize to all.
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its good i wasn't on.........but now i just see football.....is that the porn? lol



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05-29-2003, 03:23 PM
I'm back! I only got 2 hours so I'll try to make it count!

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05-29-2003, 03:30 PM
Why Literacy is important no matter what career you enter...

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05-29-2003, 03:59 PM
This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures.

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The car is still running,as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was jogging up and down on Rt. 925. (in the background)

Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting back to cut the twine around theload! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs.

Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard. The car, with FL plates (naturally), was headed for Annapolis, where the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack.



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05-29-2003, 04:23 PM
That puppy one is old. Here's a new version.

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05-29-2003, 04:26 PM
Post-Flight Checks reveal an autopsy is needed to determine who exacly the 737 flattened on the nose of the plane. More on that at 6 o'clock.

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05-29-2003, 04:30 PM
This is the Cell Phone of the future.

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05-29-2003, 05:16 PM
College PC add-on.

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05-29-2003, 05:24 PM
I know I wouldn't be caught dead like THAT!!!

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05-29-2003, 05:25 PM
Name that part.

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05-29-2003, 05:26 PM
Head?
Tastes like chicken?/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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05-29-2003, 05:32 PM
80?
That's pretty old.

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 05:46 PM
It isn't a pic, but still funny.

<center>WHAT ANNOYS ME

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, stupid, I paid $9.00 to come to the theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know , you pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here idiot!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?



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Message Edited on 05/29/0312:51PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 05:47 PM
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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 05:49 PM
A dumb blonde couldn't find the "any" key so all keyboards henceforth will have this setup.

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 05:53 PM
For those who don't know, that's mistletoe hanging from the cat's tail.

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 05:56 PM
Chick with BIG knockers
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Message Edited on 05/29/0312:59PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:02 PM
This is an optical illusion, I don't get what it is supposed to be. Tell me if you get it.<center>http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/jesus.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:06 PM
Did you try reading the directions?
You're suposed to see a "vision" of Jesus. It really just looks like an old painting of Jesus.

I have returned.
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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:19 PM
Top 10
DUMBEST CRIMINALS

RUNNER-UP #9

Yankton, South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son's Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog's ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse.





RUNNER-UP #8

Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.



RUNNER-UP #7

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.



RUNNER-UP #6

San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.





RUNNER-UP #5

From England: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for 40 Pounds and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of 40 Pounds. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture...of handcuffs. The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine.



RUNNER-UP #4

Drug Possession Defendant Christopher Jansen, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. "Nonsense," said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five minute recess to compose himself.



RUNNER-UP #3

Oklahoma City: Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of blown your (expletive) head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30-year sentence.





RUNNER-UP #2

Detroit: R.C. Gaitlan, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer felon-location equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officer asked him for identification. Gaitlan gave them his drivers license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlan because information on the screen showed Gaitlan was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.



RUNNER-UP #1

Another from Detroit: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.



THE WINNER!

A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.



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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 06:23 PM
good ones nightcrawler......../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 07:38 PM
NightCrawler, those THINGS THAT ANOY ME are in a book i have called E-Tales

was just wondering if it was the same book

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 09:04 PM
The dumb criminals are awesome. I would believe it too. When i worked at the convienience store i was robbed on 3 occasions. Each time it was a skinny stoner who had no idea what was going on... It became so routine that i coould tell who was up to no good and jump on top of them before they had time to pull their blade and demand the money.

And i still have images of Jesus flashing in my eyes...thank you to whoever posted that pic, as i now see the Lord.

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 09:07 PM
One of my favorites so far:

SOmeone needs to send a few copies to the Ministries of Defense in China and North Korea. Next time they decide to play chicken with our surveillance aircraft they might not die from the crash, but from the F-18 that is shadowing from a distance.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pic/0404.jpg

The college computer addon, the bomb squad one with the paper bag and the flag burning one are all good.

---Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it---

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 09:36 PM
bin laden in action figure!

oops. wrong link

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Avi8, Navig8, Communic8.
Flying is not dangerous, crashing is.

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XyZspineZyX
05-29-2003, 09:38 PM
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Avi8, Navig8, Communic8.
Flying is not dangerous, crashing is.

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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 03:40 AM
I thought colored banners and stuff was banned. Are you new Avi8or?

This is what happens to spiders who smoke pot. (read the article)

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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 03:57 AM
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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:17 AM
Latest variation of Leap Frog.

LEAP SHEEP

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Message Edited on 05/29/0311:18PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:20 AM
Santa Season is now open.

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Message Edited on 05/29/0311:24PM by NightCrawlerEvo

XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:24 AM
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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:27 AM
Computer for women. (I intend no offense)(wow, frivolous lawsiuts are getting the better of me)

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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:27 AM
LOL at the Arkansas sign.

I own a t-shirt that has that "I see Dumb People" thing on it.

And my original 1964 Gi:Joe 12" figure will kick that bin laden f@ggot's @$$ anyday...



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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:28 AM
How a boss is like a diaper.

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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:28 AM
and one question...that bin laden figurine...Does it come with a scale model of his Kidney dialisys machine??

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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 04:30 AM
Dang! We're on page 9 now! That's a lot of pics!

I can type this whole img src="yadayadayada"> faster than I think it after all the pics I've posted.

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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 09:09 AM
http://www.vosp.cz/teror/bonus/osama_jihadjoe.jpg



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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 03:08 PM
Jager that is by far one of the funniest things i have ever seen! LOL!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

the expression onthe cartoon face is hilarious!

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XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 05:01 PM
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL thats hilarious!

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It's people like you that are the reason I need medication.

XyZspineZyX
05-30-2003, 08:42 PM
osama is such a little b@st@rd, assuming he isnt toast...

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XyZspineZyX
05-31-2003, 12:47 AM
there are a few funny pics at HBO but none worth mentioning

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05-31-2003, 04:29 AM
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