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x__CRASH__x
08-04-2004, 08:59 PM
Ode to you and your gyro stablized, spray and pray, clear as air cockpited crutch...

bite me.



Thank you. Move along.

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x__CRASH__x
08-04-2004, 08:59 PM
Ode to you and your gyro stablized, spray and pray, clear as air cockpited crutch...

bite me.



Thank you. Move along.

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JG7_Rall
08-04-2004, 09:00 PM
This should be fun to watch...

"Son, never ask a man if he is a fighter pilot. If he is, he'll let you know. If he isn't, don't embarrass him."
Badges!? We don't needs no stinkin' badges!

Cragger
08-04-2004, 09:02 PM
Yeah, I suspect full flamage Rall.

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BaldieJr
08-04-2004, 09:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
An open letter to 190 fliers...
Ode to you and your uber-rolling, lag inducing, online magic warp machine crutch...

bite me.



Thank you. Move along.

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I hear ya.

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Beirut
08-04-2004, 09:06 PM
Ack! I don't like flying those things anyway.

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Korolov
08-04-2004, 09:15 PM
Does this mean we get to use computer powered gunsights now?

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BSS_Vidar
08-04-2004, 09:16 PM
As a retired Naval Aviator, I can truley say... You "Monitor Jockies" really crack me up. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Beirut
08-04-2004, 09:24 PM
That's what we're here for squid. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Franzen
08-04-2004, 09:53 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
Ode to you and your gyro stablized, spray and pray, clear as air cockpited crutch...

bite me.



Thank you. Move along.



Well, someone had a bad day in a dogfight server me thinks. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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faustnik
08-04-2004, 09:56 PM
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Bearcat99
08-04-2004, 10:03 PM
Thank you!! I always wanted an Ode... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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310th Falcon
08-04-2004, 10:11 PM
Ode? http://www.freefalcon.com/forum/images/smiles/flamethrower.gif

1. A lyric poem of some length, usually of a serious or meditative nature and having an elevated style and formal stanzaic structure.

2.
a. A choric song of classical Greece, often accompanied by a dance and performed at a public festival or as part of a drama.
b. A classical Greek poem modeled on the choric ode and usually having a three-part structure consisting of a strophe, an antistrophe, and an epode.


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DONB3397
08-04-2004, 10:20 PM
Crash, what do you drive? Maybe it will help us understand.

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WUAF_Badsight
08-04-2004, 10:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
Ode to you and your gyro stablized, spray and pray, clear as air cockpited crutch...

bite me.



Thank you. Move along.

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AMEN

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Franzen
08-04-2004, 10:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bearcat99:
Thank you!! I always wanted an Ode... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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Zatorski
08-04-2004, 10:34 PM
I don't usually comment on topics like this but Crash has a poetic and profound way of expressing himself, and I don't for one moment doubt the sincerity of his convictions.

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Baltar
08-04-2004, 10:36 PM
Um whatever dude the La-7, Yak-3, Spitfires, and 109K are all clearly superior in this game anyways.

If I was in world war II they'd call me Spitfire'
Cause you know that I can

crazyivan1970
08-04-2004, 11:03 PM
BC, this could be your first topic to lock and you blew it!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

V!
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Kozhedub: In combat potential, the Yak-3, La-7 and La-9 fighters were indisputably superior to the Bf-109s and Fw-190s. But, as they say, no matter how good the violin may be, much depends on the violinist. I always felt respect for an enemy pilot whose plane I failed to down.

Zatorski
08-04-2004, 11:10 PM
um whatever dude, what he said

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Zatorski
08-04-2004, 11:31 PM
Wait a minute!!!
Bearcats a mod!!
he's always been an evangelist, now he's got the badge.
Its a hard job BC, there's lots of personalities, except for Blatar, he doesn't have one.

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fordfan25
08-04-2004, 11:47 PM
BEARCATS A MOD http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif. awsome.man any ones better than that crazy ivan guy man hes just a ................ http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif hes right behind me isnt he lol j/k ivan. well im glade thay made you a mod bear i always found your posting in good judgment. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif.so should i start a$$ kissing now or wait a few days http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

fordfan25
08-04-2004, 11:49 PM
o and about the original poster.....what ever dude http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Loki-PF
08-04-2004, 11:59 PM
vv

SKIDRO_79FS
08-05-2004, 12:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
Ode to you and your gyro stablized, spray and pray, clear as air cockpited crutch...
bite me.
Thank you. Move along.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thank you, now feel free to move on along and play in heavy traffic like a nice little boy.

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LuftLuver
08-05-2004, 01:12 AM
Yes, crash had a rough time on warclouds.

The Facts:

1 - Blue was outnumbered at the time
2 - There were a number of great red players on
3 - We aren't falling for that bogus power-chop-flip-flop-turn-ninety-degrees-fire any more
4 - if any weapon can be categorized spray N pray it's the mk108. It's a big farggin shotgun.
5 - Of the 5 or so best Mustang jocks I know, NONE use the gyro sight. It computes too slowly.

Congrats, U win the Ronald Award for today.
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RedDeth
08-05-2004, 01:19 AM
mustang was designed to take advantage of about ten extra years of knowledge since the 109 was designed...give or take.

109 was a horrible design plane for visibility, streamlining, landing gear , armor, etc etc. at least by 1942 it was.

definitely obsolete. shoulda scrapped it and put the 262 into production immediately with the FW.

theres a reason the stang and D27 do well in warclouds.


but anyways crash is joking. hes in the freekin U.S.A. military he knows the superiority of american military machines. hooo aaahh.

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x__CRASH__x
08-05-2004, 01:23 AM
Actually no, it wasn't Warclouds. Although I did have a bad day in War clouds yesterday, but thats because we were outnumbered. I don't really fancy that server anyway.

No, it was a 1v1 that I fought today. Real good P-51 jock. I give him credit for that. But what really pissed me off is that he would get the tinest bit of solution and just hold the trigger. A few .50's would hit... I mean just a couple hit sounds, and boom, there go my elevators.

Next flight, he does a head on with me holding the trigger from 1 point something k away... boom. there goes my engine.

Next flight tiny solution, 1 or 2 seconds of spraying and I swear only one bullet hits me. Heavily wounded pilot.

It was a 3 round fight. He won them all to little lucky hits. I got a couple of solutions, missed every one. Whoever said the mk108 is the ultimate spray and pray weapon? Dude, I'd call you a name, but CI's been lookin for a reason to ban me. You have to AIM the mk108. When you fire it your target disappears! Nothing but muzzle flash in front of you there bud! Line up and try again.

I've flown the Mustang. Get as good as you can, squeeze trigger and move nose around. spray spray spray.

Its gay.

And Faust, Card and I have yet to do our 1v1. But if he's a 1/4 of the pilot he needs to be, he'll win with those 50's.

Stangs can bite me.

And Bearcat, congrats on the Mod. You won't get any leg humping from me cause you fly the Stang. So you can bite me too. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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WTE_Galway
08-05-2004, 01:42 AM
now now crash .... every one of those 0.50 cals was personally blessed by a southern baptist eveangelist

oleg has simply modelled in the fact that the US had god on its side http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Dolemite-
08-05-2004, 01:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
Actually no, it wasn't Warclouds. Although I did have a bad day in War clouds yesterday, but thats because we were outnumbered. I don't really fancy that server anyway.

No, it was a 1v1 that I fought today. Real good P-51 jock. I give him credit for that. But what really pissed me off is that he would get the tinest bit of solution and just hold the trigger. A few .50's would hit... I mean just a couple hit sounds, and boom, there go my elevators.



Next flight, he does a head on with me holding the trigger from 1 point something k away... boom. there goes my engine.


Next flight tiny solution, 1 or 2 seconds of spraying and I swear only one bullet hits me. Heavily wounded pilot.


It was a 3 round fight. He won them all to little lucky hits. I got a couple of solutions, missed every one. Whoever said the mk108 is the ultimate spray and pray weapon? Dude, I'd call you a name, but CI's been lookin for a reason to ban me. You have to AIM the mk108. When you fire it your target disappears! Nothing but muzzle flash in front of you there bud! Line up and try again.

I've flown the Mustang. Get as good as you can, squeeze trigger and move nose around. spray spray spray.

Its gay.

And Faust, Card and I have yet to do our 1v1. But if he's a 1/4 of the pilot he needs to be, he'll win with those 50's.

Stangs can bite me.

And Bearcat, congrats on the Mod. You won't get any leg humping from me cause you fly the Stang. So you can bite me too. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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The damage you descibed to your plane sounds identical to what would happen to a 51.

The P-51 is almost as far as you can get from a newb plane, you can turn in it, but only for a few seconds. It is almost strictly a BnZ plane. And the fact that you made a whine topic about you getting shot down by some guy flying a P-51 makes you look like a ****, at least to me. What plane were you flying BTW?


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x__CRASH__x
08-05-2004, 01:55 AM
Don't call me a ****! If you want to call me something, have the cohenese to do it.

And this post is, for the most part, sarcastic. But sarcasm is lost in UBI, as usual. I just try to spread a little humor in here now and again. Some of you people make this place a GD morgue sometimes.

I was flying a 109 G10. But don't bother giving me a lesson. I do fine, ty very much. If you ever want proof, come find me.

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Tully__
08-05-2004, 07:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
...bite me....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

With pleasure... any particular part of your anatomy? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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MEGILE
08-05-2004, 07:20 AM
Ahh the joys of the friendly IL2 skies http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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darkhorizon11
08-05-2004, 07:24 AM
"Actually no, it wasn't Warclouds. Although I did have a bad day in War clouds yesterday, but thats because we were outnumbered. I don't really fancy that server anyway.

No, it was a 1v1 that I fought today. Real good P-51 jock. I give him credit for that. But what really pissed me off is that he would get the tinest bit of solution and just hold the trigger. A few .50's would hit... I mean just a couple hit sounds, and boom, there go my elevators.

Next flight, he does a head on with me holding the trigger from 1 point something k away... boom. there goes my engine.

Next flight tiny solution, 1 or 2 seconds of spraying and I swear only one bullet hits me. Heavily wounded pilot.

It was a 3 round fight. He won them all to little lucky hits. I got a couple of solutions, missed every one. Whoever said the mk108 is the ultimate spray and pray weapon? Dude, I'd call you a name, but CI's been lookin for a reason to ban me. You have to AIM the mk108. When you fire it your target disappears! Nothing but muzzle flash in front of you there bud! Line up and try again.

I've flown the Mustang. Get as good as you can, squeeze trigger and move nose around. spray spray spray.

Its gay.

And Faust, Card and I have yet to do our 1v1. But if he's a 1/4 of the pilot he needs to be, he'll win with those 50's.

Stangs can bite me.

And Bearcat, congrats on the Mod. You won't get any leg humping from me cause you fly the Stang. So you can bite me too."


This happened to you from a Mustang? And you were flying what? 190s and 109? Thats pretty lame dude, your one sh!tty pilot you can bite us all I think.

Just another Luftwhiners that can't accept that he sucks so he blames it on the game, move along gentlemen.

Macel
08-05-2004, 07:37 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
Its gay.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

As in happy?

horseback
08-05-2004, 09:02 AM
Waaah. You've got an elephant gun with a small clip, he's got 6 BB guns with a full bag of BBs. You can blow him away with one shot, and he (usually) has to chip away. You fight with what ya got, and you use your tools to their best effect. He either used his tools better this time, or he had a disproportionate ratio of golden BBs that day.

Tough day, but irony is lost on most of this multilingual(many respondants speak English as a second or third language; some subtleties are lost on them), multicultural audience. Stick to leghumping references and physical humor (most of them get the Three Stooges).

I'm gonna go kvetch about my AI wingmen some more now.

cheers

horseback

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Franzen
08-05-2004, 09:31 AM
Crash said "And this post is, for the most part, sarcastic. But sarcasm is lost in UBI, as usual. I just try to spread a little humor in here now and again. Some of you people make this place a GD morgue sometimes."

Crash. you should know you are only allowed to be sarcastic about certain planes in here, and P-51 isn't one of them. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

Fritz Franzen

arcadeace
08-05-2004, 10:11 AM
Morgue? We need more of this 'sarcasm'. Its classic Ubi entertainment http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

...And Zatorski for Mod, too.

crazyivan1970
08-05-2004, 10:14 AM
CRASH, you lost to pony in G-10? Fneb! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Get some lessons from Aristo http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif

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Kozhedub: In combat potential, the Yak-3, La-7 and La-9 fighters were indisputably superior to the Bf-109s and Fw-190s. But, as they say, no matter how good the violin may be, much depends on the violinist. I always felt respect for an enemy pilot whose plane I failed to down.

Jetbuff
08-05-2004, 10:21 AM
Dear reader, if you don't get the joke and are tempted to defend/attack the P-51 in earnest, well... you might want to reconsider your priorities. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I was laughing at Crash's original post and the laughter only got more intense as I saw more and more suckers take him seriously! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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RedDeth
08-05-2004, 11:53 AM
i told everyone he was joking. but on a serious note crash you know the p51 gets better and better vs 109s the higher you go because the 109 loses lift and the stang doesnt.

which means the stang can turn better up high and keep energy easy.

down low the 109 outperforms the stang but i try to keep the fight under 5000 meters so my 109 has lift.

america designed the P-51 to do specifically what happened to you crash.
the 6 50s are there to cripple planes easy with little aiming involved for the pilots. cannons were deemed unnecessary vs fighters.

and the bubble canopy is there to give the pilot a huge vision advantage over the axis fighter planes.

the stang for these reasons in fighter vs fighter was a better plane.

and finally oleg is modelling this. you should be happy.

109s were never the uber plane in ww2 that could just climb away from every battle vs american planes like a few patches back in the K4.

you know ive always loved the 109 but its not a mustang beater by any means. the stang was literally a thoroughbred plane next to the 109

the solution to your dilemna is to fly mustangs when fighting against them . either that or take a dora which can fight a stang on even terms.

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Swivet
08-05-2004, 12:03 PM
Must be our deodorant http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Us Stang flyers are relatively stinky http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/10.gif
It's all the spraying and praying http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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x__CRASH__x
08-05-2004, 12:25 PM
I was on the deck. He was a real good mustang stick. I learned what I did worng against him last night in some after action practice. I think he and I will be meeting again very soon.

And I've particularly enjoyed the fish I've caught.

mmmmm tasty.

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FI WILLIE
08-05-2004, 12:25 PM
LETTUCE SPRAY!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

JG52MadAdler
08-05-2004, 12:39 PM
ROFLMAO at all of this!
3 pages and going

Thanx Crash ~S~

~S~


Fliege mit Mut, Fliege mit Ehre

lookatsix
08-05-2004, 12:54 PM
crash is right 50 cal to power full

lest see in here

al p51 lovers and spit lovers no wonder

everybody is http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif with him

now the stang can turn with BF at low alt exept against the BF g-2

reddeth confirms it again, p51 is high alt fighter

so maybe every p51 and spit pilot is
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
goooood
that most of the bleu planes are shot down in low turning fights like in
VWF against the p51

Jetbuff
08-05-2004, 02:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
And I've particularly enjoyed the fish I've caught.

mmmmm tasty.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You should have mentioned those half-inch thingies (dare not mention their name myself, I don't like seafood) and you could have stocked enough fish for the Winter! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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JG7_Rall
08-05-2004, 04:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by darkhorizon11:
"Actually no, it wasn't Warclouds. Although I did have a bad day in War clouds yesterday, but thats because we were outnumbered. I don't really fancy that server anyway.

No, it was a 1v1 that I fought today. Real good P-51 jock. I give him credit for that. But what really pissed me off is that he would get the tinest bit of solution and just hold the trigger. A few .50's would hit... I mean just a couple hit sounds, and boom, there go my elevators.

Next flight, he does a head on with me holding the trigger from 1 point something k away... boom. there goes my engine.

Next flight tiny solution, 1 or 2 seconds of spraying and I swear only one bullet hits me. Heavily wounded pilot.

It was a 3 round fight. He won them all to little lucky hits. I got a couple of solutions, missed every one. Whoever said the mk108 is the ultimate spray and pray weapon? Dude, I'd call you a name, but CI's been lookin for a reason to ban me. You have to AIM the mk108. When you fire it your target disappears! Nothing but muzzle flash in front of you there bud! Line up and try again.

I've flown the Mustang. Get as good as you can, squeeze trigger and move nose around. spray spray spray.

Its gay.

And Faust, Card and I have yet to do our 1v1. But if he's a 1/4 of the pilot he needs to be, he'll win with those 50's.

Stangs can bite me.

And Bearcat, congrats on the Mod. You won't get any leg humping from me cause you fly the Stang. So you can bite me too."


This happened to you from a Mustang? And you were flying what? 190s and 109? Thats pretty lame dude, your one sh!tty pilot you can bite us all I think.

Just another Luftwhiners that can't accept that he sucks so he blames it on the game, move along gentlemen.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not saying I support what crash is saying (I do think he's joking) but what I can say is that you shouldn't be assuming that he sucks, because he's actually very, very skilled in the 109.

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crazyivan1970
08-05-2004, 04:35 PM
Whatcha talking about Rall, my 4 year old daughter shot him down the other day http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And now he got owned by pony....disgrace to LW http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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WUAF_Badsight
08-05-2004, 11:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:

But what really pissed me off is that he would get the tinest bit of solution and just hold the trigger. A few .50's would hit... I mean just a couple hit sounds, and boom, there go my elevators.



Next flight, he does a head on with me holding the trigger from 1 point something k away... boom. there goes my engine.


Next flight tiny solution, 1 or 2 seconds of spraying and I swear only one bullet hits me. Heavily wounded pilot.


It was a 3 round fight. He won them all to little lucky hits. I got a couple of solutions, missed every one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



AHHH YES

the fifty cals have always been the best motor plinkers & PK guns

now they have even less dispersion so you get even more bullets to hit

they have never been more deadly than in v2.04

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Rushin Russian
08-05-2004, 11:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
Ode to you and your gyro stablized, spray and pray, clear as air cockpited crutch...

bite me.
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I wonder how many German pilots thought this very same thing moments before they hit the ground...

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Franzen
08-06-2004, 08:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jetbuff:
Dear reader, if you don't get the joke and are tempted to defend/attack the P-51 in earnest, well... you might want to reconsider your priorities. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I was laughing at Crash's original post and the laughter only got more intense as I saw more and more suckers take him seriously! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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It's great isn't it. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I thought about this and thought about Crash's intentions. You might wanna say, ironically using his post he "sprayed and prayed" but didn't have to pray too hard.

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08-06-2004, 10:04 AM
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08-06-2004, 10:12 AM
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LilHorse
08-06-2004, 10:38 AM
Crash= teh funneh. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif