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jazman777
03-15-2004, 05:01 PM
For those who don't know, a Haiku is a Japanese poetic form with three lines, and 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. Google for examples...

I offer this IL2 Haiku:

Ubi whiners noise
Drowned out by cannon impact
Flying, not whining

jazman777
03-15-2004, 05:01 PM
For those who don't know, a Haiku is a Japanese poetic form with three lines, and 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. Google for examples...

I offer this IL2 Haiku:

Ubi whiners noise
Drowned out by cannon impact
Flying, not whining

MustangWZI
03-15-2004, 05:08 PM
I've always loved haiku. Very nice.

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Like the moon over
The day, my genious and brawn
Are lost on these fools
~Haiku

Driver609
03-15-2004, 05:14 PM
No cockpit turned off
A noob full real flying
wings disappear, I die

Master Driver609

nickdanger3
03-15-2004, 05:25 PM
The message arrives
Nickdanger3 was killed *sigh*
Refly and press "I"

El Turo
03-15-2004, 06:20 PM
Amidst morning clouds
The fork-tailed devil hunts
Lightning strikes, süsse träume.

and..

Thousand fifty-cal
And all 20 mike used up
I hate the KI

or..

Invincible kite
Frank clown car eats twenty mike
like Cookie Monster

Callsign "Turo" in IL2:FB & WWIIOL

[This message was edited by H_Butcher on Mon March 15 2004 at 05:32 PM.]

UncleVanya2001
03-15-2004, 06:29 PM
Aw CRAP! Not haiku!

Jazman, if I was a mod, yer *** would be banned FOR LIFE!!!!

No haiku on IL-2!!!

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Haiku licks the balls
Like noob settings it requires
A quick *** kicking.

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[This message was edited by UncleVanya2001 on Mon March 15 2004 at 05:38 PM.]

El Turo
03-15-2004, 10:39 PM
Hehe.. that's eight on your second line.

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Twin engine symphony
Clouds, sun breaks sing harmony
Wide open throttle

Callsign "Turo" in IL2:FB & WWIIOL
______________________
Amidst morning clouds
Fork-tailed devil hunts its prey
Lightning strikes, süsse träume.

Weather_Man
03-15-2004, 11:09 PM
Angst, for naught I die.
Whilst I manuever to try.
Burning, searing flames.

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Mitlov47
03-15-2004, 11:14 PM
Right engine smoking
Lost my rudders long ago
Landing will be rough.

The P-63
Is quite a good all-rounder
Just watch the flat spin!

More to come...

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(aka Mitlov on HyperLobby and Ubi)

P-38J -- "A Sorta Fairytale"
P-63C -- "Jackie's Strength"

Bearcat99
03-16-2004, 12:02 AM
Soaring through the clouds
of my virtual sky I
kiss the morning star

vigilance is due
virtual death awaits
if wonder persists

For in the beauty
there fly also birds of prey
whoose talons are long

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Ankanor
03-16-2004, 12:07 AM
Not a Haiku, but a poem that I recently created for the person of my ex-sig.Very proud of it, you know http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/11.gif

O, how I want to hold you,
To feel your breath
And hear your laughter in my ears.
To look into your eyes
And see myself in there.
Caress you with my lips.
To hold your hands in mine
And find the hidden smile in your dimple
That makes you irresistible
And stops the breathing in my chest.
To be with you when you are weeping,
To wipe away the tears and take away the sorrow.
To watch you while you are sleeping
Like there is no tomorrow.

And with a tender kiss to wake you up.

Essen,23.02.2004 20:53

Dmitri9mm
03-16-2004, 12:22 AM
How 'bout this one?

"Prism"
glass-shaddered sunlight
blind like new born mice, we seek
the hun in the sun

"10.000m"
white trail, water dust
swirling cotton clouds below
still I must go up

El Turo
03-16-2004, 01:33 AM
Melody plugs me
with first shot right up nose
Ghost plane flies alone

Callsign "Turo" in IL2:FB & WWIIOL
______________________
Amidst morning clouds
Fork-tailed devil hunts its prey
Lightning strikes, süsse träume.

Mitlov47
03-16-2004, 01:38 AM
Think 50s are weak?
The answer to all your prayers
is named King Cobra.

---------------------------

(aka Mitlov on HyperLobby and Ubi)

P-38J -- "A Sorta Fairytale"
P-63C -- "Jackie's Strength"

Alexi_Alx_Anova
03-16-2004, 01:39 AM
Computer screen
Clouds, wings
Inside I fly

Alexi

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Drug of choice....coffee

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Zayets
03-16-2004, 02:53 AM
Hmmmmm...

Zayets out
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T_O_A_D
03-16-2004, 03:16 AM
In my Soaring Steed
Toad Da Slayer has Arrived
In Da silk you be

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131st_Toad's Squad link (http://www.geocities.com/vfw_131st/)
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El Turo
03-16-2004, 09:45 AM
Bandits, tally-ho!
Barbed wings, malicious intent
Tumult in the clouds

Callsign "Turo" in IL2:FB & WWIIOL
______________________
Amidst morning clouds
Fork-tailed devil hunts its prey
Lightning strikes, süsse träume.

Franzen
03-16-2004, 09:55 AM
Haiko's really hard
I don't know how to do it
Please don't request it

Fritz http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/51.gif

essemm
03-16-2004, 10:02 AM
South Of Halifax
Comes A Harvest
Tonnes Of Apples

Ahhh, right angled triangles. Lots of fun!

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BSS_Goat
03-16-2004, 10:10 AM
Played game too long
My eyes are hurting terribly
My wife just left me

Gunner_361st
03-16-2004, 10:36 AM
Illuysin above
Treetops passing by, I look
The Black Death has come

Captain Gunner of the 361st vFG

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