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DGLee12
01-10-2016, 08:13 AM
Just heard a couple sitting on the grass in AC Syndicate talking about where they would like to go to eat. The guy says the restaurant he chose "is romantic". She replies "I don't care about romantic, I just want the meat"

Naughty naughty Ubi

SpiritOfNevaeh
01-10-2016, 04:54 PM
Omg so many. One of my favorites.

AC3 - "Goddangit, I am a PACIFIST" - said when a civilian sees Connor kills someone.

I'll list more when I remember some more.

ERICATHERINE
01-10-2016, 06:11 PM
Here are mines. They are in the entire video. It's an easter egg with unknown pirates talking.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-o-OjIsqu0

And they also say something different while we attack. ^-^

Ureh
01-10-2016, 07:31 PM
Lines that have stuck with me despite not having played them for over a year:

AC1: Take that! *beggar throws stone at Altair if he tries to run away* / Bah! If he gets hurt I'm not helping him. / Why is he in such a rush?
AC2/B/R: I don't want to die! I'm beautiful! / Where is he off to? Ah it must be a woman. / Madmen! Run! Blood! / A gift! From the heavens! / Oh! A body?! Maybe I should call the guards? No, maybe they'll think it's me. Time to go! / Andrea! Andrea! Stupid man, where are you when you're needed? / Oh sorry, I forgot to take my morning leeches / Hey! What's wrong with you? You forgot to do the gentle push tutorial?! / Ha! Nice clothes! Looks a chicken trying to escape the pot. / and many more.
AC3: I only vaguely remember one but it's from a npc regretting his decision to come to the colonies. "This is not why I left _______!"

SpiritOfNevaeh
01-10-2016, 07:44 PM
Lines that have stuck with me despite not having played them for over a year:

AC1: Take that! *beggar throws stone at Altair if he tries to run away* / Bah! If he gets hurt I'm not helping him. / Why is he in such a rush?
AC2/B/R: I don't want to die! I'm beautiful! / Where is he off to? Ah it must be a woman. / Madmen! Run! Blood! / A gift! From the heavens! / Oh! A body?! Maybe I should call the guards? No, maybe they'll think it's me. Time to go! / Andrea! Andrea! Stupid man, where are you when you're needed? / Oh sorry, I forgot to take my morning leeches / Hey! What's wrong with you? You forgot to do the gentle push tutorial?! / Ha! Nice clothes! Looks a chicken trying to escape the pot. / and many more.
AC3: I only vaguely remember one but it's from a npc regretting his decision to come to the colonies. "This is not why I left _______!"

That line was "This is not what I came to America for!"

SixKeys
01-10-2016, 08:11 PM
"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!" <-- Monty Python reference in Unity when fighting guards

AC2/ACB:

"I can't die! I'm beautiful!"

Doctors: "Auf wiedersehen! That's French."

"I have distilled an elixir of lead and pomegranate. Ideal for the liver!"

"Come, amici! A weekly bleeding is part of a balanced, healthy lifestyle!"

Town criers: "Minstrels plying their trade within the city limits are asked to avoid performing the popular lay about the little boy of Prussia. It has caused several priests to suffer embarrassing physical juttings - in public."

"Attenzione! It has come to the attention of the Signoria that the young men have been climbing the city's buildings for sport. While not illegal per se, remember: it is only divertimento until someone breaks a leg."

"The citizens of Pisa have once again sent Firenze a message of contempt. The city's youth apparently gathered and bared their posteriors at our honorable delegation."

Vigilante to Borgia guard: "Officer! Stop! I think you left your BALLS back here! Small... shriveled... IMPOTENT, right!?"

Syndicate:

Mother and child on the train: "I wish [my uncle] would just hurry up and die. - *sigh* Me too, darling. Me too."

These two guys:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joQ6zgb0xKM

AdrianJacek
01-10-2016, 08:49 PM
AC3&4: Come and I'll provide satisfaction!

Rioz22222
01-10-2016, 09:07 PM
AC revelations : " Oh No don't kill me please I'm just a passenger at a wrong time in a wrong place "

Megas_Doux
01-10-2016, 11:20 PM
Town criers are civilians, so this reigns supreme for me:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-2M_fnKDWw

AC II/ACB: When the disgruntled customers go to the standsand yeal to the sellers and they respond haha.



PD Prostitutes in ACIV are really kinky

cawatrooper9
01-11-2016, 08:40 PM
I love hearing "Ahhh, another caped crusader" 14 times each playthrough. Lots of Batman fans in 1400s Italy.

Ureh
01-12-2016, 12:30 AM
That line was "This is not what I came to America for!"

Yes! That's the one.

Ah so glad that I bought that cruise ticket to America. I wonder why they were so cheap? There are so many opportunities here.
*witnesses massacre*
Ahhhhh run! Thank goodness it's a round trip ticket.

Another fav is when one of the NPCs is cheering for Connor, "Yea! Yea! Supuh!"

Namikaze_17
01-12-2016, 06:07 AM
Some ACS stuff

"Get the move on you bloody Pegasus!"
"Not exactly a good hiding spot if we can see ya."
"Police! Someone get the damn police!"
*Sees dead body* "Tsk, poor soul. Let's go Charlie!"

Man: "Can I come in? I enjoyed our time together this evening."
Woman: "No, no. I'm expecting... company at any moment."
Man: "Hmm, but doesn't your maid usually stop by at this hour?"

SpiritOfNevaeh
01-13-2016, 12:04 AM
Yes! That's the one.

Ah so glad that I bought that cruise ticket to America. I wonder why they were so cheap? There are so many opportunities here.
*witnesses massacre*
Ahhhhh run! Thank goodness it's a round trip ticket.

Another fav is when one of the NPCs is cheering for Connor, "Yea! Yea! Supuh!"

OMG yes XD

"That's it! Give them the business!"
"Show them how it's done"

And from the naval missions, after sinking a ship:

"Sink ya bastards! SINK!"

itsamea-mario
01-13-2016, 03:22 AM
"Oh look, there goes the protagonist, he is acting in a manner deemed "strange" and uncommon, i shall comment on this is a curious or perhaps flippant way."

"I am an individual of this time period, i shall now say some phrases that sound like they're from this time to help build a sense of authentic atmosphere in the players mind."

"Cor Blimey"

"I am an NPC in a videogame, everything i say and do was programmed by a developer, what is the purpose in my existence? Is this truly all the purpose my life serves!?"