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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 05:38 PM
The K4's missing rudder has been found...


http://www.il2sturmovik.com/forgotten_battles/devupdate/5Sep/BF-109Zs.jpg


If somebody can do a milk carton with a rudder it may help.

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 05:38 PM
The K4's missing rudder has been found...


http://www.il2sturmovik.com/forgotten_battles/devupdate/5Sep/BF-109Zs.jpg


If somebody can do a milk carton with a rudder it may help.

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 05:41 PM
Someone should host a K4 only server with airstarts. Just as a fun thing while we're waiting for the patch patch...

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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 05:54 PM
Rudder....? We don't need no stinkin rudder!
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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 06:19 PM
Bun-Bun1953 wrote:
- Just as a fun thing while we're waiting for the
- patch patch...

Err, thatÔ┬┤s incorrect! It should be: ...the second final patched patch of the preliminarily patched beta patch!

GreyBeast_P39

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 06:23 PM
GreyBeast wrote:
- Bun-Bun1953 wrote:
-- Just as a fun thing while we're waiting for the
-- patch patch...
-
- Err, thatÔ┬┤s incorrect! It should be: ...the second
- final patched patch of the preliminarily patched
- beta patch!
-
- GreyBeast_P39


Err... unless you were stuttering, of course.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif



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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 06:24 PM
To all LW front line units:

Do to the rising cost of producing fighter aircraft for the war effort:

We are cutting back on what we feel are unnecessary production cost.

Namely certain CONTROL SURFACES.
We feel that all LW pilots are aces and do not need that newb device called a "rudder".

But in an effort to please everyone we will be offering this as an option for a fee.

So in the future when ordering your new Bf109-K4 please specify whether or not you are requesting the "rudder option" and attach the appropriate amount (to be determined in the future) to said order.

As a suggestion for those not getting the "rudder option" make sure on take off that you have plenty of unobstructed room, and if you are in a situation where enemy aircraft are vulching the airfield we feel that this is the perfect plane to be in! That way the enemy surely can't miss you on take off.

Thank you.

May the K-force be with you!!!!!!!!

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 06:24 PM
Well it was known that the germans respected the great fighter pilots of WW2 so...

introducing....: the Me-109 K4 "Douglas Bader"

No Legs? no Worries!!

Perfect for getting those lazy wounded Luftwaffe pilots back into the air, anything less than a wound badge in gold and your simply boosted back into the new me-109 "Doug Bader" K4.

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 06:48 PM
I wanna Boom and Zoom and not Yaw and Spin. /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif

By the way, what exactly is a rudder? /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 06:59 PM
Is this just Oleg adding another element of realism to the game?

We all know about the poor quality of production of Bf109's in the closing stages of the war.

Maybe a Bf109 was actually delivered to an airbase with the rudder not working and Oleg decided to model this in the game.

Thanx for the enhanced realism Oleg!

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 07:01 PM
If the band Korn toured with the band Hole, It would be about the same thing.

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 07:02 PM
Who needs rudders when all you do is run? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 07:08 PM
scrodriguez wrote:
- If the band Korn toured with the band Hole, It would
- be about the same thing.

LOL! I think we have a winner! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 07:10 PM
Germany analized the sowjet idea of lightweight fighters and the commision found out that this way was not bad.

The first attempt to make a lightweight fighter out of the Bf109 was to remove all it's armor. The second attempt was to remove the big and much to strong engines. But all in all, the comission was not satisfied.
After a long time of research and working through physiks, Messershmitt had the idea to siply leave out the rudder controls, including the pedals. This made the Kurf├╝rst the ultimate dogfighter and the VVS learned to fear it's counterpart. Douglas bader himself praised the "carefree handling" of this bird and elected it a his all time favourite a/c - most people don't know - he even likes the Kurf├╝rst more than his Spitty.

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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 07:29 PM
As the desperate taran (or ramming) attacks by Soviet I~16s took the Luftwaffe by complete surprise in 1941, it is understandable that it was 1944 before a practical deterrent to rudder attacks was found in the form of Messerschmidt's specially designed K4.

XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 08:27 PM
here is biggest joke of WW2..........>>>>>>GERMANS AND ALL OF there PLANES...<<<< and this is just one of them> biplane called BF109 K4/i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif


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http://www.uploadit.org/files/060903-bf-109k-4.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
09-06-2003, 10:34 PM
Luftwaffe pilot radios for help
*In FB radio voice*

Hilfe schiesst ihn ab!!!

Wingman Break break!!! Use your rudder.
Pilot
Kann ich nicht!! Hab'n keinen Ruder!!!

Wingman *To himself* I know ze war may be turning against uzz,but zeese Engineers have strange ways of designing aircraft.This is no Wunderwaffe

*4 La-7s scorch helpless k4*

Pilot Hilfe Hilfe Ich SturUUUUUUUZE ABBB!!!

XyZspineZyX
09-07-2003, 03:33 AM
Rudders are for boats... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif



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XyZspineZyX
09-07-2003, 06:05 AM
1.1FINAL

What a Joke!!!!

XyZspineZyX
09-07-2003, 06:40 AM
http://www.il2skins.com/images/screenshots/manualrudder.jpg


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XyZspineZyX
09-07-2003, 06:46 AM
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Oh man, you guys crack me up!

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XyZspineZyX
09-07-2003, 08:04 AM
K-4---K-9?There is an analogy,isn't there?It's obvious that Luftwaffe experienced a certain lack of pilots by the end of war,so Gering might try to employ the intellectually closest to the human beings creature(Soviets did that later-they even shot'em into the space),so...HOW GODDAMIT YOU EXPECT A DOG HOLDING TO THE STICK ALSO REACH TO THE GODDAM PEDALS???

XyZspineZyX
09-07-2003, 08:24 AM
hey, good one von_SchTiRLiTZ !!


Old K4 can't wag his tail anymore. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

XyZspineZyX
09-07-2003, 01:46 PM
Der_Schnitter_t wrote:

- I wanna Boom and Zoom and not Yaw and Spin.

- By the way, what exactly is a rudder?
- - -- - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Before we go in to the rudderexplanation u must check if your AC has one. Press " Ctrl+E "or if u have a lever or button in your plane thats named "EJECT", thats russian for "rudder", now can u see your rudder?............are u there?...............seems I cant hear u anymore ......see u at base.... ( CLICK ! )