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actionhank1786
06-14-2004, 01:17 AM
The way i see it, the mods, arent really everyday people like you and i. They are really, an elite few clustered into one, dark dank little closet, someplace in the state of California. They're paid peanuts (sometimes literally) and they just sit...for hours on end watching, and waiting for a forum infraction. At which point they spring to action, taking the evil doer down to town...
ok...
i got bored...this forum needs more nonsense to lighten the "My Carrier had better pitch in the waves in a very scale realistic fashion" and the "the zero had better fly like a hummingbird, but still be able to take 100's of .50cal rounds, and cannon rounds and make it back to base for a perfect landing, just like in real life, that i read in a Playstation magazine review once" threads...so
Add your non-sense...please?

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actionhank1786
06-14-2004, 01:17 AM
The way i see it, the mods, arent really everyday people like you and i. They are really, an elite few clustered into one, dark dank little closet, someplace in the state of California. They're paid peanuts (sometimes literally) and they just sit...for hours on end watching, and waiting for a forum infraction. At which point they spring to action, taking the evil doer down to town...
ok...
i got bored...this forum needs more nonsense to lighten the "My Carrier had better pitch in the waves in a very scale realistic fashion" and the "the zero had better fly like a hummingbird, but still be able to take 100's of .50cal rounds, and cannon rounds and make it back to base for a perfect landing, just like in real life, that i read in a Playstation magazine review once" threads...so
Add your non-sense...please?

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arcadeace
06-14-2004, 03:25 AM
Tully is in Australia and Ivan, New Jersey (I think) though he came from Russia. They're not given a peanut.

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VW-IceFire
06-14-2004, 06:02 AM
Ivan runs coops on two computers and watches the forums on his third http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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P-DEX
06-14-2004, 09:22 AM
Well all I know is that if the carriers do not model accurately the entire landing, servicing and repair; then the raising, pre-flight prep, the running of the pilot from the ready room to the aircraft, taxiing, then catapult off the deck I for one will not buy it. I mean hell, if I want arcade then I'll go to Wal-Mart and buy "Pearl Harbor Gunner" or something.

CowboyTodd41
06-14-2004, 10:56 AM
I don't think I'll buy this game unless it accuratley models Pearl Harbor time storms. I just don't think it claim be realistic or even claim to be "simulation" without them. Oh yeah, I also like bratwurst.

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Obi_Kwiet
06-14-2004, 05:52 PM
The deck pitch will be overmodled. We need to start a pititon right now!

actionhank1786
06-15-2004, 02:15 AM
GREAT IDEA!!! If we complain now, we can only expect that the problems will be fixed in the first patch, so we can have more time to over analyze every little detail, and demand perfection! BRILLIANT!!!
Any one else notice...that the Corsair can't do a 180...like the space ships in star wars?
What ****
some one get Luthier on the phone!!!
I NEED A FIX STAT
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Latico
06-15-2004, 10:38 AM
I want to see perfectly modeled Mess Hall so we can get chow before a flight. And I want a gorgious blond girlfriend waiting for me back at Oahu.

Since I suspect we'l be spending some time at Ulithi I believe we should demand a couple of Tiki Bars so the Navy, Army, and Marine airmen can brawl now and then.

Without these "crucial" features, PF might as well be thrown in the trash can.

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P-DEX
06-15-2004, 12:45 PM
"Any one else notice...that the Corsair can't do a 180...like the space ships in Star Wars?"


I agree 1,000%. Crucial features like this will either make or break the realism of this sim and, of course, my willingness to support Luthier and his half-baked ideas.

Another feature: Oscars and Zeros should explode in flames when sighted by any Allied aircraft. I read about it on the internet and cross-referenced it with documentaries from the History Channel.

P-DEX
06-15-2004, 12:50 PM
Latico: "I want to see perfectly modeled Mess Hall so we can get chow before a flight. And I want a gorgious blond girlfriend waiting for me back at Oahu."

Yes, I agree that is another crucial feature that should be implemented but then you'd have to model the cockpit relief tube feature as well...and you KNOW how long we've been asking for THAT. And then there's the whole flight model of falling poo-poo and urine from 20,000 feet to take into account...

Is this thing EVER going to get made??

Excess foodie leads to excess poopie.

Latico
06-15-2004, 05:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P-DEX:
Latico: _"I want to see perfectly modeled Mess Hall so we can get chow before a flight. And I want a gorgious blond girlfriend waiting for me back at Oahu."_

Yes, I agree that is another crucial feature that should be implemented but then you'd have to model the cockpit relief tube feature as well...and you KNOW how long we've been asking for THAT. And then there's the whole flight model of falling poo-poo and urine from 20,000 feet to take into account...

Is this thing EVER going to get made??

Excess foodie leads to excess poopie.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, at least we won't need an EPA modeled to get in our cases about that feature. EPA didn't exist yet. LOL http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

Stuntie
06-17-2004, 01:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CowboyTodd41:
I don't think I'll buy this game unless it accuratley models Pearl Harbor time storms. I just don't think it claim be realistic or even claim to be "simulation" without them. Oh yeah, I also like bratwurst.

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Don't be silly - accurately modelled timestorms!
They'll be overmodelled as usual. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/blink.gif

P.S. Bratwurst, the best thing to come out of Germany since the Goths left to sack Rome.

Cheers.
Stuntie

Dash_C.
06-18-2004, 08:20 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P-DEX:
Latico: _"I want to see perfectly modeled Mess Hall so we can get chow before a flight. And I want a gorgious blond girlfriend waiting for me back at Oahu."_

Yes, I agree that is another crucial feature that should be implemented but then you'd have to model the cockpit relief tube feature as well...and you KNOW how long we've been asking for THAT. And then there's the whole flight model of falling poo-poo and urine from 20,000 feet to take into account...

Is this thing EVER going to get made??

Excess foodie leads to excess poopie.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Agree 100000000%. But openable canopies are a step in the right direction.

DuxCorvan
06-18-2004, 04:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Francesco Gonzaga, Duke of Mantova:
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