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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 05:48 AM
Pdog posted this at the VEF forums, but this is too good to be for just the 15 screwballs who read that forum. So here it is:
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Our shipment of X-Wings has been delayed indefintaly, so now we will rely on a new secret weapon to destroy Tie Fighters. Mr. Arnold govenor of kalifornhea Schwarzenegger.

http://www.x-plane.org/users/butcherbird/terminator.jpg


The Terminator T-8000 prototype is specificly built for killing tie fighters. Its sophisticated tracking device can locate these pesky nats from 10,000 meters to the deck and wipe them out with a few bursts of machine gun bullets. The future T-9000 model will feature a gattling gun for even more firepower.

http://www.x-plane.org/users/butcherbird/terminator13.jpg


However, the T-8000 is not programed to deal with Laggs so upon seeing them the system will shut down and crash land.

http://www.x-plane.org/users/butcherbird/terminator2.jpg


We are fixing these bugs, be sure.

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 05:48 AM
Pdog posted this at the VEF forums, but this is too good to be for just the 15 screwballs who read that forum. So here it is:
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Our shipment of X-Wings has been delayed indefintaly, so now we will rely on a new secret weapon to destroy Tie Fighters. Mr. Arnold govenor of kalifornhea Schwarzenegger.

http://www.x-plane.org/users/butcherbird/terminator.jpg


The Terminator T-8000 prototype is specificly built for killing tie fighters. Its sophisticated tracking device can locate these pesky nats from 10,000 meters to the deck and wipe them out with a few bursts of machine gun bullets. The future T-9000 model will feature a gattling gun for even more firepower.

http://www.x-plane.org/users/butcherbird/terminator13.jpg


However, the T-8000 is not programed to deal with Laggs so upon seeing them the system will shut down and crash land.

http://www.x-plane.org/users/butcherbird/terminator2.jpg


We are fixing these bugs, be sure.

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At the start of WW2 the German army lacked experienced anti-aircraft gunners. The average gunner was so bad that the USSR decided to help them out. They did it by forcing some of their pilots to fly I-153 flak magnets. These planes were slow but very sturdy. This allowed German anti-aircraft gunners to get a large amount of target practice on a relatively small number of planes. Thanks to the Soviets help, by the end of the war the German anti-aircraft gunners were amoung the best in the world.</center>

XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 05:55 AM
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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 06:00 AM
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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 06:05 AM
I've just received this telegram in response to this thread.

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Dear sir,

As a longtime member of the Republican Party and as a fan of the Govenor's unique brand of wholesome family films I am shocked and insulted by this post.

Yours Sincerly,

Lucifer, Prince of Darkness and tormentor of lost souls.




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T_O_A_D
10-29-2003, 06:13 AM
LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 06:17 AM
You should not have posted this Death. In the most plausible scenario Arnold would be a super-weapon 262 man groping for the heavy duty cannon trigger.

XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 06:30 AM
I know a certain squad mate of mine who will love that Maj_Death.

His callsign is Wizzo on HL.

He flies around in his RAF uniform with Conan the Barbarians face on his pilot skin /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Thats hillarious man /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 07:08 AM
So death, you admit your a screwball then?
Haha, good man.
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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 08:08 AM
They don't call him the Gropenfuhrer fer nuthin'.

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Caliber25th
10-29-2003, 10:28 AM
Hehe, first time I'd gotten a laugh out of these forums in a while.

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 10:32 AM
This Arnie-guy just can't stop smiling - that was funny in a funny sort of way. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 01:40 PM
LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I've missed this kind of thing

XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 01:46 PM
LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 01:48 PM
hobnail wrote:
- I've just received this telegram in response to this
- thread.
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- Dear sir,
-
- As a longtime member of the Republican Party and as
- a fan of the Govenor's unique brand of wholesome
- family films I am shocked and insulted by this post.
-
- Yours Sincerly,
-
- Lucifer, Prince of Darkness and tormentor of lost
- souls.
-


I must whole heartedly protest o these flat out lies! I NEVER sent hobnail any such telegram! it's an out & out lie! Hobnail Sir you'll be hearing from my lawyer!
.......ummm wait.....i'm Lucifer.....i AM a Lawyer!
(Harverd class of 1812)
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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 01:58 PM
Copperhead310th wrote:

- I must whole heartedly protest o these flat out
- lies! I NEVER sent hobnail any such telegram! it's
- an out & out lie! Hobnail Sir you'll be hearing from
- my lawyer!
- .......ummm wait.....i'm Lucifer.....i AM a Lawyer!
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I knew it...



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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 03:52 PM
I thought Arnold is a governator, not a governor... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 04:59 PM
So is that a Photoshop job all the way, or is there actually a governator pilot skin ?

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 06:01 PM
ROFL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Nice 1. Glad to see some good humor still drops in here once in a while /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 06:20 PM
hobnail wrote:
- Lucifer, Prince of Darkness and tormentor of lost
- souls.

Ha-hah! No one listens to him since he moved out of the White House and his wife became Senator from New York! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 07:56 PM
mllaneza wrote:
- So is that a Photoshop job all the way, or is there
- actually a governator pilot skin ?
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No photoshop job, download Arnold here.



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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 08:27 PM
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XyZspineZyX
10-29-2003, 09:10 PM
Gold!!!!


I now have a new desktop ! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

XyZspineZyX
10-30-2003, 04:35 AM
Kalifornea today... your desktop tommorow... next year... THE WORLD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH JOOO KANNOT STOP THE TERMINATOR!

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