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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 02:14 PM
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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 02:14 PM
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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 02:16 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

That is a riot...although everyone who flies with no pit is not a Noob.... you elitist scoundrel!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif :O /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif ROFLMAO!!!!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif ......that IS funny..

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 02:17 PM
LMAO


Brilliant!

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 02:23 PM
LOL! Oh and, IBTL. And I dont like noobs.

I aint a pimp no mo. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 02:26 PM
m_preddy wrote:
- LOL! Oh and, IBTL. And I dont like noobs.
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- I aint a pimp no mo. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Must not like yourself then because we where all one once.

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 02:28 PM
Thats the thing bud, I aint one now.

I aint a pimp no mo. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 03:08 PM
That is well funny /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 03:16 PM
The sig ian't. We don't need a sig shown w/ rude gestures on it. Very low class. Is this even allowed on the forum?

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 03:19 PM
Sniper762x51 wrote:
- The sig ian't. We don't need a sig shown w/ rude
- gestures on it. Very low class. Is this even allowed
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Oh please! What are you, some kind of moral police?

Get real.



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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 03:32 PM
Tsss.....offensive sigs Sux

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 03:37 PM
Sniper762x51 wrote:
- The sig ian't. We don't need a sig shown w/ rude
- gestures on it. Very low class. Is this even allowed
- on the forum?
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Get over it, it's tongue-in-cheek. Have a chuckle and move along.

I can hardly wait for the next issue with the article:

PADLOCK: Triangle Radar Saved My A$$! New shocking information of ultra-secret WWII cockpit radar tracking systems comes to light!

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 03:43 PM
Sniper762x51 wrote:
- The sig ian't. We don't need a sig shown w/ rude
- gestures on it. Very low class. Is this even allowed
- on the forum?
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Lighten up. It's just supposed to be funny.


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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 04:11 PM
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Message Edited on 09/13/0310:14AM by cozmo_d

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 04:11 PM
I dont get how that can offend ppl??



Message Edited on 09/13/0303:15PM by bazmasterflash

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 04:19 PM
bazmasterflash wrote:
- I dont get how that can offend ppl??
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Someone will always find a way.

Great work, Volski. I like Prik's suggestion for the next feature, too.



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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 04:28 PM
I don't get it. Do you guys just hate new people or what?

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 04:35 PM
BlackPhenix wrote:
- I don't get it. Do you guys just hate new people or
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Phenix, while we may come across that way, we just like to have fun and mean nothing by it all. Stick around, my friend. There are good people here, most of whom are willing to heilp you.



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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 04:44 PM
awww, look at that sig......how cute

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 08:54 PM
Great work. Very funny./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Good sig too, I like it.

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XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 09:05 PM
Hard to post when laughing so hard!!!!
How can I subscribe?


Another one please!!!!

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09-13-2003, 09:43 PM
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Message Edited on 09/13/0308:44PM by T_O_A_D

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 10:14 PM
Abso-ducking-lutely brilliant! As a "Noob" mesen, I must subscribe to this most excellent publication.
You can see sooooo much better without all that nasty metalwork getting in the way. No wonder people get shot down!
On the centrefold, I expect to see an Autopilot of the Month.
For the technically minded, I'd like the time dilation effects explained to me. For example, how come my finger nails don't grow to ridiculous lengths, when I speed time up?
And when I slow time down, why can't I whizz around the baddies and shoot their botties outta my sky?

XyZspineZyX
09-13-2003, 11:07 PM
LOL

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