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XyZspineZyX
07-13-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted on 07/13/03 09:02PM (server time: GMT 0)

Before we begin please read this disclaimer:

this in now way is a political statement, it is just something funny people have stumbled across. I am not making any commentaries in any way. Please direct your complaints to the owners of the websites

Now that's out of the way go to google and either enter

weapons of mass distruction

or

french military victories

Then instead of hitting search try the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

I don't know how many more are like this /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-13-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted on 07/13/03 09:02PM (server time: GMT 0)

Before we begin please read this disclaimer:

this in now way is a political statement, it is just something funny people have stumbled across. I am not making any commentaries in any way. Please direct your complaints to the owners of the websites

Now that's out of the way go to google and either enter

weapons of mass distruction

or

french military victories

Then instead of hitting search try the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

I don't know how many more are like this /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-13-2003, 10:11 PM
LMAO!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


The french military victories one is hilarious /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


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Message Edited on 07/13/0305:34PM by Furious_Gopher

XyZspineZyX
07-13-2003, 10:23 PM
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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 03:28 AM
http://www.rini.org/error2.php

XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 04:35 AM
"They're there when they need you"

LOL

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 04:44 AM
Or you could search for weapons of mass destruction normally and click on the top link /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 05:20 AM
Same thing, less hassel if you go to 'I feel Lucky though'. (takes you to link automatically)

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 05:40 AM
I went to google and did entered this; Iraq military victories. Hit the "I feel Lucky button, and I got this website.

http://cool.paisley.net/french_military_victories_french_military_victorie s.html


odd.


Then I did the same thing, but I put "America military victories". I got the Star Wars Kid website, with an article on "French Military Victories".

http://www.jedimaster.net/french_military_victories1.htm


Then I did Canadian Military Victories, and I got a site with lists of actual Canadian battles and quotes of the battles.

http://www.military-quotes.com/mottos/Canada.htm



Makes you wanna love Canada even more /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif



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Message Edited on 07/14/0310:41PM by Furious_Gopher

XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 06:19 AM
Hey furry rodent



NEVER link to a page that has Quebec or french on it (please)



furry rodent?? still not as crappy as scrubbing bubbles/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif




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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 03:32 PM
LOL!!!! i never tried that button before (mostly ebecause i thought it was gambling) but thats really funny!!! (especially the weapons one)

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 04:09 PM
ScrubberManFSJ wrote:
- Hey furry rodent
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- NEVER link to a page that has Quebec or french on it
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- furry rodent?? still not as crappy as scrubbing
- bubbles/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif


"Father, I have sinned. I have linked a page with French on it."

*father gasps*.

(father) - "Remeber Gopher, remember this well. Do not do it again.:

"Yes father (Gopher wears a face of guilt /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif )

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 04:34 PM
10 hail marys and 15 minutes with the priest



(ok alterboy jokes are in poor taste)

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XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 07:12 PM
This is funny too:

Go to the first link and watch the video and then hit up the second....

First, watch this:

http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv

Then go here:

http://lisupras.com/wooo.html

XyZspineZyX
07-15-2003, 07:17 PM
It's funny, But not as funny as the arnie board.

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Message Edited on 07/15/0312:17PM by Furious_Gopher

XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 05:02 AM
lol I live in the bay area and I saw that on KRON 4 too. LoL those fools are Straight Crack heads....



Any way, I put French Military victories and click the first link...


It was googles "no search results found" followed by



"Did you mean French Military Defeats?"

http://mirror.ati.com/support/images/poweredbyATI-sml.jpg

http://www.visiontek.com/COM_IMAGES_02/128MB.jpg

XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 03:54 PM
Exactly. That's why I laughed.

Anyway, say hi to Raider idiots in the Bay Area for me. I used to live there before I moved to East Jesus to be able to afford to buy a home.

Send me a Gordo's burrito C.O.D.

XyZspineZyX
07-16-2003, 11:05 PM
LoL I showed my brother that "bubb Rubb and lil sis" and he almost died of laughter. So I did I tho.

http://mirror.ati.com/support/images/poweredbyATI-sml.jpg

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XyZspineZyX
07-17-2003, 04:11 PM
Woo Wooooooooooooooo!

Das foe dekorashun.

XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:29 PM
very funny

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XyZspineZyX
07-27-2003, 05:40 PM
O... MY... GOD!! THAT RUBB RUBB THING WAS HILARIOUS!!...
"Yeah, man, it go like WO-WOOOO! WO-WOOOO!"

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XyZspineZyX
07-27-2003, 07:47 PM
durdd wrote:
- O... MY... GOD!! THAT RUBB RUBB THING WAS
- HILARIOUS!!...
- "Yeah, man, it go like WO-WOOOO! WO-WOOOO!"
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Yeah that was funny, lol, but I think that the sounds board kinda ruined it. I liked the video better. Mainly because it's the news, and it's all serious, then Bubba Rubb guy is making those noises. Lol /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif



....funny.....

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