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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:20 PM
"Author: Vengeanze
Rank: Moderator
Date: 07/30/03 11:27AM

Maybe next week but might be postponed"

http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=Olegmaddoxreadyroom&id=zvecn

I just read em and post em folks /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:20 PM
"Author: Vengeanze
Rank: Moderator
Date: 07/30/03 11:27AM

Maybe next week but might be postponed"

http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=Olegmaddoxreadyroom&id=zvecn

I just read em and post em folks /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:24 PM
I think at least (as I stated somewhere earlier) that an official statement is in order.

No statement would indicate no respect from UBI to us, the customers.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:26 PM
Roflmao. I have no more info than u guys.
I got my info from the frontpage of il2sturmovik.com where it says:

"The first patch for IL-2 Forgotten Battles is currently being finished and is planned to be released during the week commencing 4 August 2003."

I just added the "might be postpone" as I've been around and know u guys would find me and kill me if were wrong. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:27 PM
I guess it's safe to say that if we all calm down and wait till friday next week and if we haven't gotten the patch by then that probably means...it has been delayed. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:30 PM
erm

Aug 4th is a Monday BTW /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:32 PM
Vengeanze wrote:
- I guess it's safe to say that if we all calm down
- and wait till friday next week and if we haven't
- gotten the patch by then that probably means...it
- has been delayed.


Yes, UBI will rather go bankrupt than give us, the customer (who is always right btw, but I guess that is also a forgotten battle), the tinyest of information about the status on the patch.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:40 PM
Fresshness wrote:
- Yes, UBI will rather go bankrupt than give us, the
- customer (who is always right btw, but I guess that
- is also a forgotten battle), the tinyest of
- information about the status on the patch.

The patch is in the works and MAY be release next week. If not next week then some time after that.

Ok? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:43 PM
Vengeanze wrote:
- Fresshness wrote:
-- Yes, UBI will rather go bankrupt than give us, the
-- customer (who is always right btw, but I guess that
-- is also a forgotten battle), the tinyest of
-- information about the status on the patch.
-
- The patch is in the works and MAY be release next
- week. If not next week then some time after that.
-
- Ok?

I would gladly take your word for it, but you are not a UBI Official now are you? basicly (and with no offence) you know as much as we do.

I am just troubled by the fact that UBI officials don't care about letting their customers know what TF is going on.

nothing more, nothing less, it's just plain elementary politeness.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:46 PM
I think is great that we're getting a FREE patch. How many games hit the store shelves and die in less than a year.

IL2 and IL2/FB's will be around for a long time because of their support of the game.

Their only mistake is announcing the release date in the first place.

I would have announced the release date in terms of "1st quarter" and "2ed quarter" NOT a "day" and "week"?

Give UBI soft a break /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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Message Edited on 07/30/0306:48AM by USMC_Tailspin

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:49 PM
I trust that this is a jolly jest, one to make us laugh with much mirth and merriment. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif



Good.


I`ve laughed enough, looking forward to patch on Monday therabouts.


(And of course it was a jest `cos swift death through being hung drawn and quartered would follow... you wouldn`t want that would you? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif )

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:50 PM
Well then a Mod should not be making such statements then

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Message Edited on 07/30/0301:52PM by Heuristic_ALgor

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:52 PM
Dave, I was answering a question, duh! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

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When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend,
it's true!

Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.</font>
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<td width="36%"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">Every day when I
make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.</font></td>
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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:57 PM
Stop picking on Ven, you lot.

He doesn't know anything.

Actually, that's quite worrying; he doesn't know anything at all!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 02:58 PM
Are you implying I'm stupid now?

I consider the above statement a personal attack

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 03:00 PM
No, it`s ok Hal, please continue with your routine duties...



Hal? Hal?



(I think we may have a situation here...)



Message Edited on 07/30/0302:02PM by SeaFireLIV

michapma
07-30-2003, 03:01 PM
SeaFire, what is it with you and being hung, drawn and quartered?

Commie, you'd better take it easy on Ven, or, or...

... or something!

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 04:40 PM
Heuristic_ALgor wrote:
- erm
-
- Aug 4th is a Monday BTW

Sometime in the week commencing August 4th would reasonably give them until Sunday the 10th.
I certainly hope it will be ready - but if they end up needing more time, so be it.

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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 09:03 PM
Vengeanze wrote:
- I guess it's safe to say that if we all calm down
- and wait till friday next week and if we haven't
- gotten the patch by then that probably means...it
- has been delayed.


I suggest we wait till the end of august then we'll know for sure it's been delayed.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 09:40 PM
Next week for sure.

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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 12:18 AM
I feel an angry mob coming on.


Could someone call the hostess, I think I need a moist towelette to soothe my troubled soul.


Apprehensively yours,

Hunter82
07-31-2003, 12:24 AM
burn em he's a witch /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

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Hunter82
07-31-2003, 12:24 AM
well he turned me into a newt

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Hunter82
07-31-2003, 12:24 AM
I got better

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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 12:43 AM
Oh, WAHHHH! Teh patch might take an extra week!!

I hereby condemn UBI, Vengence, Bill Gates and the Queen of England for not giving us an official update since a whole WEEK ago!! How dare they not keep us all informed on the minutae of their daily work lives so we can further condemn them if the patch doesn't come out on the day they say it might be out!!!

How extremely ignorant and unthoughtful of you mods for trying to answer one of our questions! If you really cared you would drive to UBI's offices daily to look over their shoulders and b*tch on our behalf for sitting around all day as they read these forums and laugh evilly at us!

Oleg should really be using his time to personally e-mail everyone with a postcount over 200 with a report on how many craps he has a day just so we can make sure he is using his time to our standards! I'm thinking of putting forth a motion that 1C's lunch breaks are cut to 20 minutes and half of that time used to update us here so we can pick apart every sentence like the layers of an onion exposing their truly evil and ignorant attitudes towards us!


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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 01:26 AM
Yeah i heard good old King Canute was a Mod too, he sat on a beach and commanded the sea to go back at low tide /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Hunter82
07-31-2003, 01:28 AM
I just got done taking my kids out for Ice Cream with my wife..... I know this is not patch related but if information and updates is what you crave /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 01:32 AM
I thought some people decided that King Canute was as powerful as God, but he knew that is a dangerous thing to beleive, so to demonstrate, he commanded the tide not to come in and it did anyway. He knew that would happen, it was to stop people thinking he was God.

That is actually a really radical thing to do, thinking about it.

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ZG77_Nagual
07-31-2003, 01:52 AM
I'd like to request the patch be delayed. I just don't feel I'm ready.

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XyZspineZyX
07-31-2003, 02:38 AM
I was going to defend the Mod on this one, but i see this has already wound down to abject silliness , which is totally acceptable in my book :P

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