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XyZspineZyX
07-04-2003, 04:18 AM
http://www.cds.caltech.edu/~cxy/images/compressor/duct-tape.jpg



Fixes anything



"Of all my accomplishments I may have achieved during the war, I am proudest of the fact that I never lost a wingman. It was my view that no kill was worth the life of a wingman. . . . Pilots in my unit who lost wingmen on this basis were prohibited from leading a [section]. They were made to fly as wingman, instead."
Erich 'Bubi' Hartmann "Karaya One"

XyZspineZyX
07-04-2003, 04:18 AM
http://www.cds.caltech.edu/~cxy/images/compressor/duct-tape.jpg



Fixes anything



"Of all my accomplishments I may have achieved during the war, I am proudest of the fact that I never lost a wingman. It was my view that no kill was worth the life of a wingman. . . . Pilots in my unit who lost wingmen on this basis were prohibited from leading a [section]. They were made to fly as wingman, instead."
Erich 'Bubi' Hartmann "Karaya One"

XyZspineZyX
07-04-2003, 05:04 AM
LOL.....should have known _Icarp would come up with the real "Patch"....good enough for NASCAR....good enough for his IL-2!...

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XyZspineZyX
07-04-2003, 05:10 AM
Duct tape holds the word together. Without it the continents would surely fly off the planet as it rotates/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif . Anyways, if you use it to cover up your moniter then you won't be able to find any bugs in FB/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif .

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As we all know, the Soviet Union had too many fighter pilots during WW2. So Stalin's scientists came up with a brillient way to solve this problem. They would make some of their pilots fly British made Hurricanes. The Hurricane was an uber flying coffin. It was designed to maximize pilot kills by providing nothing but fabric and a few wooden spars around the cockpit. This setup prevented the pilot from escaping easily while at the same time not interfering with enemy bullets and shrapnel trying to pass through it. The rest of the Hurricanes structure was designed to ricochet bullets and shrapnel into the cockpit. And thanks to the cockpits superb design, all of them would pass through the cockpit and the pilot inside with little difficulty. Of course the Hurricane's designers didn't stop there. In order for the Hurricane to become a flying coffin, they had to make it easy to shoot. They did this by making the Hurricane the slowest monoplane fighter in use at the time and even gave it a very bulky shape so that it would be easy to spot and hit. The final feature of the Hurricane was its ability to bury or cremate itself. And because it was made of biodegradable materials, the Hurricane was environmentally friendly after it buried itself. Because of these brillient features, the Hurricane was a perfect flying coffin and helped the Soviets solve the pilot surplus they were suffering.
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michapma
07-04-2003, 10:17 AM
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Shut up! Bloody vikings.



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XyZspineZyX
07-04-2003, 10:36 AM
all these joke patch threads are getting realy old now!

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XyZspineZyX
07-04-2003, 12:24 PM
Killjoy2k2 wrote:
- all these joke patch threads are getting realy old
- now!
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not as old as the ones whining about the "PATCH"




"Of all my accomplishments I may have achieved during the war, I am proudest of the fact that I never lost a wingman. It was my view that no kill was worth the life of a wingman. . . . Pilots in my unit who lost wingmen on this basis were prohibited from leading a [section]. They were made to fly as wingman, instead."
Erich 'Bubi' Hartmann "Karaya One"

fluke39
07-04-2003, 12:30 PM
whoa
complete surprise

and i thought it was going to be a picture of an eyepatch

stoopid me! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


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