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_Bootlegger_
05-23-2004, 10:30 AM

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05-23-2004, 10:30 AM

tsisqua
05-23-2004, 10:34 AM
Well, it looks like I got the first vote. About Martha Stewart. . . . as they say on Southpark: The b**** must die! LOL

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Chuck_Older
05-23-2004, 10:37 AM
My dream ground target would be Osama bin Laden's family reunion, held at Bill Gates's house.

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_VR_ScorpionWorm
05-23-2004, 10:41 AM
And its a tie between all but the mother in laws. I guess they arent that bad compared to the rest.

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WOLFMondo
05-23-2004, 11:19 AM
John Prescotts Jaguar collection. The Stay Puff marsh mellow man from ghostbusters would be kinda funny as well.

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Sam_the_greek
05-23-2004, 12:56 PM
You can give me The White House any day of the week. Except the days our beloved George is on holiday at Camp David...Wel come to think of it, forget The White House, just give me Camp David, the man's always on vacation anyway.
Sweet!!

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Chuck_Older
05-23-2004, 01:01 PM
Uh, I know you're joking and all, but I wonder if you realise that threatening the life of the President of the United States of America was a serious crime even before September 11th, 2001. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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Sam_the_greek
05-23-2004, 02:06 PM
Yeah I know, just kidding mate. In that case, I'll take Neverland http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Hope Michael isn't at home though!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Would be a waste!!

LEXX_Luthor
05-23-2004, 02:27 PM
Landing TB~3 on placeable FMB Pyramid Object on The Meds...so short takeoff it could work


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F16_Rider
05-23-2004, 02:54 PM
My dream ground target would be my ex girlfriends new significant other. An old ex friend of mine who goes by the name "The Snake" nowadays.

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horseback
05-23-2004, 03:09 PM
Given my allergies & the absence of Ted Kennedy, I had to go with cats (if fantasizing about blowing up Massachusetts' Senator For Life is a Federal crime, the federal prisons would be bursting at the seams).

cheers

horseback

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D-XXI
05-23-2004, 04:16 PM
Give peace a chance!

Put George Bush and Tony Blair together in a Po-2 and me in a Bf-110G.

Curly_109
05-23-2004, 04:27 PM
Did not vote... i dunno all those people in choices. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

However my dream 'ground' target is my girlfriend http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/icon_twisted.gif...
Sorry cannot endure with this one... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

GuillermoZS
05-23-2004, 05:17 PM
LOL for the options you give I thihnk you have recently divorced... and you lost the trial right? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif If it´s right sorry to know it...

Anyway, I´m a laws student... BUT DON´T WORRY!!! I won´t be a divorce lawyer!!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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DuxCorvan
05-23-2004, 05:28 PM
Ringling Circus... during a clown congress...

And Chuck: Bin Laden's family is formed by respectable business people, and I've heard they feel really ashamed and don't recognize him any more since years ago.

Don't put the blame on them. He's a good target on his own. (That beard can't be lost!)

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tfu_iain1
05-23-2004, 05:56 PM
i think the neverland ranch has it, i mean theres so many interesting things to strafe/bomb/rocket there

trains to derail and explode, ferris wheels to topple, annexes to destroy, go carts to strafe, a miniature zoo to test M2 spread on... the sheer variety and choice has it second only to six flags magic mountain...

Menthol_moose
05-23-2004, 06:06 PM
Michael Moore.

Considering he is the size of a king tiger, that shouldnt be hard.

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crazyivan1970
05-23-2004, 06:35 PM
People who start threads like this one http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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_Bootlegger_
05-23-2004, 09:54 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by crazyivan1970:
People who start threads like this one http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

V!
Regards,<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOL.
Now there's an answer I didn't expect !!!
What was your home address again?
I'm loading up my P-47 as we speak ! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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24 hours in a day.
Coincidence...I think not !!!

73GIAP_Milan
05-24-2004, 03:04 AM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/icon_twisted.gif I've got so many potential targets that i would have to go flying with UNLIMITED AMMO &gt;ON&lt; again http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

and not to forget, GOD MODE http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/34.gif

Starting off with: Some certain world leaders, alot of celebs and quite a few other ppl that i can't even mention because the list would get too large http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
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Great thread, this one...nice answers by some ppl...

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WTE_Ibis
05-24-2004, 03:19 AM
People who go on and on and on about the smallest detail in this sim that doesn't http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif meet with their expectations.WHINERS.

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Huxley_S
05-24-2004, 04:04 AM
The IG Farben Factory complex?

IG Farben - Third Reich (http://www.takebackthemedia.com/bushnonazi.html)

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GuillermoZS
05-24-2004, 05:00 AM
BUMP to IG Farben here!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

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Beirut
05-24-2004, 05:16 AM
A huge train station , with arrivals and departures, and every single person there a lawyer.

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JimRockford
05-24-2004, 09:07 AM
The black hole of lies and hate known as Michael Moore would be a good target. The pus from the resulting explosion would likely be lethal. You could never escape the gravitational pull of the enormous being anyway so it would be a suicide mission.

anarchy52
05-24-2004, 09:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
My dream ground target would be Osama bin Laden's family reunion, held at Bill Gates's house.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Watch it, You might hit someone from the Bush clan, since Laden's might call their business partners to attend the party

-HH-Dubbo
05-24-2004, 01:33 PM
Steve Irwin. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Aw Crikey!!"

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Huxley_S
05-24-2004, 02:26 PM
So many ground targets, so little time...

http://www.hereinreality.com/familyvalues.html

Actually, it's all been taken care of. A spokesman from the foreign office today confirmed that "a double O agent has been sent by MI6 to put to rest our problems with the Bush administration."

"They stitched up the British and Australian governments like a couple of kippers," he added "and this is our only hope of British subjects not having to pretend they're Canadian when they visit foreign countries for the next 200 years or so."

He went on to add "hopefully the Americans will be able to find someone from their ranks at the following election who isn't a rum pseudo-fascist, sub-Mussolini type character, who could possibly undo some of the damage they've done over the last few years. But quite frankly, we don't really care. We're quite happy to wash our hands of the whole affair and get back to some tiffin with young Russian diplomats."

Tony Blair was quick to dismiss the report, saying "I love George Bush, and I want to be him."

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purzel08
05-24-2004, 04:54 PM
Hitler and Stalin together in one car would be my favorite target http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

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DuxCorvan
05-24-2004, 05:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by purzel08:
Hitler and Stalin together in one car would be my favorite target<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If they're going to Wagner Operahaus in Bayreuth, wait for them to be in to blast the place off. I hate Wagner.

Anyway, if you wait too much, the complete tetralogy of "Der Ring von die Nibelungen" will kill them the same. About 16 hours of fat horned people screaming... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/53.gif

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Huxley_S
05-24-2004, 05:20 PM
Tiffin (http://www.quinion.com/words/weirdwords/ww-tif1.htm)

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Ki_Rin
05-24-2004, 06:01 PM
Fair is fair...if you're bomb laywers, you have to include auto insurance agents, and parking enforcemnet officers

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lil_labbit
05-24-2004, 09:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-XXI:
Give peace a chance!

Put George Bush and Tony Blair together in a Po-2 and me in a Bf-110G.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oooh YEAH!

anda - is there room for Harry Pothead? (The prime minister of the Netherlands?)

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http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif I'd REALY like to see his balls busted - if he has 'em http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif...

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D-XXI
05-25-2004, 04:00 PM
Great idea. He can sit there where he can kiss the *** of Bush, his favorite time-spending.

73GIAP_Milan
05-25-2004, 04:19 PM
Somebody PLEASE put Volkert v/d G. in a plane and sent it to The Hague..?? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/icon_twisted.gif

Certain leaders from a few certain countries are HIGH up my black list.. Mr. Potter Balkenende ranks quite high... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/smileys-gun2.gif

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif I need unlimited ammo... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

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Archangel2980
05-25-2004, 04:54 PM
I would like to strafe Hollywood! Damn far left liberals out there.