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XyZspineZyX
08-08-2003, 06:38 PM
bad news guys terrorist has the patch and is holding it for ransom thay demand the fw190s cocpit be corrected. oleg is tring to nagotiate the patchs release ..........beep beep beep this just in! shoots were fired a few sec ago and thayr were shouts of low fps and poor roll rate on something called a jug but not to fear olege was not hit! the gateway tech support guy didnt fair as well. thay are talks of bringing in RBJ and his team of nvidea ninjas to try and infiltrate the building. we will bring you more updates as events happen this is fordfan sighning off.

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XyZspineZyX
08-08-2003, 06:38 PM
bad news guys terrorist has the patch and is holding it for ransom thay demand the fw190s cocpit be corrected. oleg is tring to nagotiate the patchs release ..........beep beep beep this just in! shoots were fired a few sec ago and thayr were shouts of low fps and poor roll rate on something called a jug but not to fear olege was not hit! the gateway tech support guy didnt fair as well. thay are talks of bringing in RBJ and his team of nvidea ninjas to try and infiltrate the building. we will bring you more updates as events happen this is fordfan sighning off.

"life moves preaty fast if you dont stop and look around once and a while you could miss it" {Ferris Bueller}

XyZspineZyX
08-08-2003, 06:40 PM
We could end up waiting longer than I thought for the patch, we all know Oleg doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

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XyZspineZyX
08-08-2003, 06:41 PM
Shifty101 wrote:
- We could end up waiting longer than I thought for
- the patch, we all know Oleg doesn't negotiate with
- terrorists.

tell me, why then does he negotiate with UBI? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
08-08-2003, 06:52 PM
-Fresshness wrote:
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- tell me, why then does he negotiate with UBI?


That does stirke me as odd. I mean, UBI is a French company. Just show them some backbone and they'll surrender LOL. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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Chuck

XyZspineZyX
08-08-2003, 07:58 PM
lol

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XyZspineZyX
08-08-2003, 08:17 PM
...beep beeep beeep this just in. In the latest atempt to free the patch from the terrorst. RBJ and his team of elite nvidea ninjas have just been beaten back. 3 ninjas lay wonded and RBJ him self took a shoot to the right buttox. he was last heard saying he did his best but the terrorst were overclocked and at least 3 mounths ahead of his now 2 week old and thus out dated ninjas he said as soon as his a$$ heals he planes to upgrade to the new 5900ultra ninjas. in response to the rescue atempt the terrorst have added the following demand that all dell tech support operators be brought into the street and soundly beaten. o and that fordfan be presented with a 18 year old vergien female ..and she better be hot to. RBJ we thank you for your brave actions and hope your a$$ gets well.

"life moves preaty fast if you dont stop and look around once and a while you could miss it" {Ferris Bueller}