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Korolov
03-24-2004, 09:51 AM
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It
appeared in the Atlanta Journal.

Companion Wanted:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and
cozy
winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
of your hands. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6429
and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week-old Black Labrador Retriever.

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg

Korolov
03-24-2004, 09:51 AM
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It
appeared in the Atlanta Journal.

Companion Wanted:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and
cozy
winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
of your hands. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6429
and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week-old Black Labrador Retriever.

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg

carguy_
03-24-2004, 09:58 AM
Heh... http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/354.gif

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ElektroFredrik
03-24-2004, 10:41 AM
ROFLMAO http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

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Arms1
03-24-2004, 10:54 AM
great post http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

AirBot
03-24-2004, 11:44 AM
ROFL http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

arcadeace
03-24-2004, 12:06 PM
This one started forum browsing with a smile. Thanks http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_222_1075197895.gif

Friendly_flyer
03-24-2004, 12:23 PM
The University of Troms√¬∂ (far to the north in Norway) used to have an extremely high number of internet hits for the Biology-department. It turned out they where having a project on breeding success on small passerine birds. The spiecies in question was the brown tit and the black and white tit.

The hit rate dropped drastically when they changed all references to latin http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Fly friendly!

Petter B√¬łckman
Norway

georgeo76
03-24-2004, 12:49 PM
LOL, that's funny!

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steve_v
03-24-2004, 01:37 PM
Ain't love grand? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gifhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gifhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

_VR_ScorpionWorm
03-24-2004, 01:46 PM
My question is how did YOU know that the add was about an 8 week old Black labrador Retriever? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif
Its very funny though. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"We went like this, He went like that, I said to Hollywood 'Where'd he go?', Hollywood said, 'Where'd WHO go'-TOPGUN

Dmitri9mm
03-24-2004, 01:46 PM
One of the websites that gets in Denmark (my home-sweet-home) is the official site of the ministry of social issues, in danish: Socialministeriet.

Here's the link:
www.sm.dk (http://www.sm.dk)

Snow_Wolf_
03-24-2004, 01:58 PM
lol

http://manganet.free.fr/mononoke/logog.jpg

essemm
03-24-2004, 02:00 PM
funny stuff

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/141103-warloch_small.jpg

Kampfmeister
03-24-2004, 09:52 PM
That's a whole lot of lonely, horney and very disappointed guys. Great story. Made my day. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif