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SixKeys
03-30-2015, 06:44 PM
A while ago Darby McDevitt talked about wanting to include some forum members as an Easter egg in AC4's files, but thought the joke never made it into the game.

Well, Access the Animus has found the file after all:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Is2hVNnAks


I am an official Easter egg in an AC game.

I take back anything bad I may ever have said about Darby-senpai. http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/l/iloveyouplz.gif

ze_topazio
03-30-2015, 06:47 PM
That is really awesome, congratulations, you are now a videogame character.

Matknapers18
03-30-2015, 06:50 PM
Just saw this xD

You guys should be over the moon, that's so awesome. Congrats!

I can't believe no one found this until now haha

Megas_Doux
03-30-2015, 06:51 PM
Good!!!!!!!!!

rrebe
03-30-2015, 06:54 PM
Oh wow, it actually made it into the game (well, kind of) :eek: Congrats! :cool:

Namikaze_17
03-30-2015, 06:55 PM
Congratulations, a rōran festival shall be thrown in your honor.

Fatal-Feit
03-30-2015, 06:56 PM
Just tweeted this! It's amazing! Congratulations!

https://operationsleepingbeauty.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/cat-cheering.jpg

Forumers, UNITE!

Democrito_71
03-30-2015, 07:17 PM
That's awesome! Congratulations!

Sorrosyss
03-30-2015, 07:27 PM
Nice, grats to all concerned! Makes you think how awesome it would be if there was an AC ARG at some point. :)

SpiritOfNevaeh
03-30-2015, 07:45 PM
OMG! Gratz!

Thats so awesome!

Its good to see that the community can actually be part of an AC game :D

wvstolzing
03-30-2015, 08:11 PM
Back before the release of Kotor2, there was some sort of lottery, or trivia quiz, or something like that on Obsidian forums; and the guy who won got to have his likeness put on an NPC in one of the cantinas.

I wouldn't mind playing the dogsbody to our next assassin's butler, personally ~ how do you make the whistling smiley? :whistle: like this? did it work? :rolleyes: ~

GunnerGalactico
03-30-2015, 08:13 PM
Congatulations! That is just freaking awesome!!! :cool:

SixKeys
03-30-2015, 08:57 PM
*points to sig* :rolleyes:

Namikaze_17
03-30-2015, 09:11 PM
^ Delightful

LoyalACFan
03-30-2015, 10:23 PM
GASP! I'm a star!

rprkjj
03-30-2015, 10:42 PM
Senpai noticed "us,"...

https://i.imgflip.com/jj7ts.jpg

lol but seriously that's awesome. Congrats.

SixKeys
03-30-2015, 10:53 PM
Senpai noticed "us,"...

https://i.imgflip.com/jj7ts.jpg

lol but seriously that's awesome. Congrats.

LMAO aww. Maybe in Victory. :p

Kaschra
03-30-2015, 11:05 PM
Darby, you are the ****ing best :')


Damn, now I'm kinda jealous xD

Shahkulu101
03-30-2015, 11:08 PM
Haha omg this is awesome :p

Funny that Sid was included, given that he dislikes AC and doesn't visit here anymore.

SixKeys
03-30-2015, 11:15 PM
Haha omg this is awesome :p

Funny that Sid was included, given that he dislikes AC and doesn't visit here anymore.

Someone notified him on Twitter, he seemed amused at least.

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 12:54 AM
oh my god

its so official

im envious

seriously, congratz you guys!!!




Funny that Sid was included, given that he dislikes AC and doesn't visit here anymore.

lololol i thought the same thing. he like HATES AC now


Damn, now I'm kinda jealous xD

*hand on shoulder*

you're not alone, mate

#thoiwasntaroundduringthetimesoididntevenhaveachan ce

Alphacos007
03-31-2015, 01:43 AM
Holy crap, I just saw that video somewhere else and ran here to congratulate you guys.
CHOO CHOO, TO THE JEALOUSY TRAIN!

Mr.Black24
03-31-2015, 05:02 AM
Hahaha I ain't jealous since you're all now targeted for shutdown and or assassination lawl!!!

Congrats guys for the Easter Egg though!!! Love this little tid bit, and just in time for April too! Dang the Easter Bunny is early!

Locopells
03-31-2015, 10:43 AM
Nice going guys!

ProletariatPleb
03-31-2015, 11:27 AM
Someone notified him on Twitter, he seemed amused at least.
I am, very much so!


Funny that Sid was included, given that he dislikes AC
I never disliked AC4.


lololol i thought the same thing. he like HATES AC now
http://i.minus.com/ipqTSY9CPxE59.jpg
Hate's a strong word, I just don't invest myself in it anymore. I don't blindly hate the franchise nor turn a blind eye if I like something either.

And no, I'm not back, video made me curious is all. Hello to all those who remember/recognise me.

pirate1802
03-31-2015, 11:42 AM
Not gonna lie, I am somewhat jealous right now. :o

ze_topazio
03-31-2015, 11:57 AM
Hello to all those who remember/recognise me.

That avatar and sig of yours is hard to forget.

silvermercy
03-31-2015, 12:24 PM
Not sure anyone remembers me, hello! But I feel like a celebrity now... :cool: LOL
I'm not back either, at least not yet, since I have bought both AC Rogue and AC Unity some time ago but haven't played them yet.

pirate1802
03-31-2015, 12:26 PM
Oh look its Silver :o

Markaccus
03-31-2015, 12:32 PM
It's nice that ubi have included the AC community in the game. Staying close to their fans is great customer service and publicity. Congrats to all involved.

ze_topazio
03-31-2015, 01:01 PM
SILVERMERCY!!! YOU LIVE!!!

How have you been? have you completed that genetically engineered clone of Connor yet?

king-hailz
03-31-2015, 01:17 PM
That amazing! Haha congrats for being an official AC character.

D.I.D.
03-31-2015, 01:29 PM
Woah, one of them is me (with my old username).

I don't whether to be pleased or worried that I was marked for death. To cover all bases, I will spend the rest of the day feeling plearried.

SpiritOfNevaeh
03-31-2015, 02:07 PM
Not sure anyone remembers me, hello! But I feel like a celebrity now... :cool: LOL
I'm not back either, at least not yet, since I have bought both AC Rogue and AC Unity some time ago but haven't played them yet.

SILVER <3 <3 <3 <3

I missed ya *hugs*

Shahkulu101
03-31-2015, 05:03 PM
Woah, one of them is me (with my old username).

I don't whether to be pleased or worried that I was marked for death. To cover all bases, I will spend the rest of the day feeling plearried.

I'm curious, what was your old username?

Mr_Shade
03-31-2015, 05:19 PM
;)

Fatal-Feit
03-31-2015, 06:12 PM
*snip*

I think I joined around the same time you left. Totally had nothing to do w/ you leaving, right? RIGHT!? [insertpuppyface]


Not sure anyone remembers me, hello! But I feel like a celebrity now... :cool: LOL
I'm not back either, at least not yet, since I have bought both AC Rogue and AC Unity some time ago but haven't played them yet.

Not ganna stop me from asking you to be in our AC Community Podcast. So, um, pwetty, please!?

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 06:15 PM
sorry Cid

only said hate cuz told via word of mouth about your opinions

cheers mate


Not sure anyone remembers me, hello! But I feel like a celebrity now... :cool: LOL
I'm not back either, at least not yet, since I have bought both AC Rogue and AC Unity some time ago but haven't played them yet.

SIIILVEEEER

COME BACK

I JOINED THE FORUMS FOR YOU

HDinHB
03-31-2015, 07:42 PM
Congrats superstars! (It's not well known that I was the model for the octopus in AC2.)

I'll be listening closely to the crowd dialog in Victory: "I say, there's a hooded man perched on that roof--that's quirky behaviour I tell you, just plain quirky."

Will_Lucky
03-31-2015, 08:02 PM
Huh not bad easter egg there :D.

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 08:03 PM
glad to see some of the older members come back in response to this, even if temporary

i feel like a kiddie surrounded by the experts


I'll be listening closely to the crowd dialog in Victory: "I say, there's a hooded man perched on that roof--that's quirky behaviour I tell you, just plain quirky."

i would legit die

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 10:25 PM
Woah, one of them is me (with my old username).

I don't whether to be pleased or worried that I was marked for death. To cover all bases, I will spend the rest of the day feeling plearried.

You can't just say that and then not reveal which one it is! :p

Nice to see you guys again, Silver and Sid.

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 10:29 PM
I'll be listening closely to the crowd dialog in Victory: "I say, there's a hooded man perched on that roof--that's quirky behaviour I tell you, just plain quirky."

Hahaha, that would be brilliant.

"Hey, check out that bookish girl over there. Quite the nerdy beauty, eh?"

"It seems you and I were destined to fight to the death, master assassin. A fatal fate, one might say."

"Mr. Black, 24 pieces of silver for your trouble."

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 10:41 PM
Hahaha, that would be brilliant.

"Hey, check out that bookish girl over there. Quite the nerdy beauty, eh?"

"It seems you and I were destined to fight to the death, master assassin. A fatal fate, one might say."

"Mr. Black, 24 pieces of silver for your trouble."

oh god.

ooooooh god.

and WAIT

THERE WOULD BE ONE BLOKE JUST SITTING THERE

and he'll randomly walk up and say "i like pie"

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 10:44 PM
oh god.

ooooooh god.

and WAIT

THERE WOULD BE ONE BLOKE JUST SITTING THERE

and he'll randomly walk up and say "i like pie"

While carrying a bear rug.

Megas_Doux
03-31-2015, 10:45 PM
i feel like a kiddie surrounded by the experts



i would legit die


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwRRwUb4IE

:p

Namikaze_17
03-31-2015, 10:46 PM
"You see that man!? He flew over the building like a Kiwi bird!"

"Ah, Golden day in London isn't it?"

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:09 PM
"This soup is really nummy.....kaZEEHHH!!
-Bless you!"


....Yeah, I've got nothing. >_>

Altair1789
03-31-2015, 11:12 PM
And... uh... they could be like.. "I say, Altair1789!"

right?

Namikaze_17
03-31-2015, 11:16 PM
"This soup is really nummy.....kaZEEHHH!!
-Bless you!"

That was good enough.

I couldn't think of anything with my name myself. XD

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:18 PM
And... uh... they could be like.. "I say, Altair1789!"

right?

"Bartender, this wine is excellent, I must say. What's it called?
-Ah, they call it the Ol' Tear, 1789. Good year."

ze_topazio
03-31-2015, 11:19 PM
And... uh... they could be like.. "I say, Altair1789!"

right?

Hey novice, let's play a trivia game.

Sure

Altair, 1789... I mean 1189

He killed Haras

Correct

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:21 PM
Hey novice, let's play a trivia game.

Sure

Altair, 1789... I mean 1189

He killed Haras

Correct

Lol

Altair1789
03-31-2015, 11:22 PM
"bartender, this wine is excellent, i must say. What's it called?
-ah, they call it the ol' tear, 1789. Good year."

darby pls make this happen

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 11:22 PM
the how-badly-can-we-force-our-usernames-into-AC game

thank god for my simplistic name

Namikaze_17
03-31-2015, 11:22 PM
"You Novice! What's your name?"

"Alex, sir."

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:25 PM
"You Novice! What's your name?"

"Alex, sir."

"That's no good, you novice! Why, it's not punny at all!"

ze_topazio
03-31-2015, 11:25 PM
That was good enough.

I couldn't think of anything with my name myself. XD

What was Yondaime's surname?

Namikaze

Oh, yeah, by the way when will the next chapter come out?

In two and half centuries more or less.

Thanks.

Altair1789
03-31-2015, 11:25 PM
"You Novice! What's your name?"

"Alex, sir."

"You Novice! What's your name?"

"Al underscoreunderscoreunderscoreunderscoreunderscore ex, sir."

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 11:27 PM
You're an assassin, MMMMMMM?

Shahkulu101
03-31-2015, 11:27 PM
"There is a man, who just sits in his Shack and watches Hulu."

"I guess you could call him Shack Hulu."

Greatest apologies to you all.

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:31 PM
"There is a man, who just sits in his Shack and watches Hulu."

"I guess you could call him Shack Hulu."

Greatest apologies to you all.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6212/7000488251_df775be61f.jpg

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 11:34 PM
*man offers silver* MERCY!!!

ze_topazio
03-31-2015, 11:35 PM
The Templars are coming, quick, novice, get the key to the secret passage.

There's six keys here sir, which one is it?

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:39 PM
"Sir, there's some Italian farmer here. Says he wants passage into the city.
-Si, to pass, yo."


(okay, that was terrible)

Namikaze_17
03-31-2015, 11:40 PM
What was Yondaime's surname?

Namikaze

Oh, yeah, by the way when will the next chapter come out?

In two and half centuries more or less.

Thanks.

Convenient .



"That's no good, you novice! Why, it's not punny at all!"

This is a reference to something I've never seen, I know.

wvstolzing
03-31-2015, 11:41 PM
"There is a man, who just sits in his Shack and watches Hulu."

"I guess you could call him Shack Hulu."

Greatest apologies to you all.

In correct pronunciation it would be: Shah <tiny pause> Kulu (Maybe 'Qoulou' gives a better idea); meaning 'servant (more like slave) of the Shah', the 'Shah' being the Safavid ruler of Iran at the time, Ismael. This was a pro-Shia, Alawite rebellion against the Ottomans -- and Selim I, who appears at the end of Revelations as a thug, ended it by practically committing genocide.

Though more on topic: Whenever AC visits Nürnberg, or maybe Bayreuth, there could be a reference to Walther von Stolzing, I guess.

Templar guy1: Ah, the Meistersinger. Wagner's best work by far. Have you heard it before?
Templar guy2: Yes, once. My father brought me as a child, though I don't remember much of it. I don't think I'll sit through all 4.5 hours tonight either. I'll make sure to check out W. von Stolzing's entrance, though.

Shahkulu101
03-31-2015, 11:43 PM
In correct pronunciation it would be: Shah <tiny pause> Kulu (Maybe 'Qoulou' gives a better idea); meaning 'servant (more like slave) of the Shah', the 'Shah' being the Safavid ruler of Iran at the time, Ismael. This was a pro-Shia, Alawite rebellion against the Ottomans -- and Selim I, who appears at the end of Revelations as a thug, ended it by practically committing genocide.

Though more on topic: Whenever AC visits Nürnberg, or maybe Bayreuth, there could be a reference to Walther von Stolzing, I guess.

Templar guy1: Ah, the Meistersinger. Wagner's best work by far. Have you heard it before?
Templar guy2: Yes, once. My father brought me as a child, though I don't remember much of it. I don't think I'll sit through all 4.5 hours tonight either. I'll make sure to check out W. von Stolzing's entrance, though.

Yeah that's how I pronounce it.

With my username it was the best I could do. :p

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:44 PM
This is a reference to something I've never seen, I know.

Not really, just pointing out all the other name jokes have been really bad puns. :p

JustPlainQuirky
03-31-2015, 11:45 PM
"hey gabe"

"hey there mate"

"are you....talking to your hidden blades?"

"yeah and?"

"you're such a joker"

"i don't know what you're talking about. let's go, blades!"

three in one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Megas_Doux
03-31-2015, 11:46 PM
Mine is IMPOSSIBLE to use :(

Unless they mention a Sage who was the Megas Doux of Constantinople or something haha.

SpiritOfNevaeh
03-31-2015, 11:48 PM
"What a humble assassin..."

:rolleyes:

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:50 PM
Nothing is impossible, every pun is permitted.


"Admit it, Templar scum! You're the one who gassed those esteemed dukes who would have signed the peace treaty!
-Me? Gas dukes? Never!"

Sushiglutton
03-31-2015, 11:51 PM
*points to sig* :rolleyes:

Lol hysterical :D!

Fatal-Feit
03-31-2015, 11:54 PM
Mine is IMPOSSIBLE to use :(

Unless they mention a Sage who was the Megas Doux of Constantinople or something haha.

''Deacon! My apologies for his behavior, sometimes he can be a mega d0uch3.''

At least that's how I pronounce your name... No offence. :p

SixKeys
03-31-2015, 11:55 PM
''Deacon! My apologies for his behavior, sometimes he can be a mega ******.''

At least that's how I pronounce your name... No offence. :p

Haha, me too, but only because I don't know how to pronounce it.

Namikaze_17
03-31-2015, 11:56 PM
"My! what do you call this fabric?"

"It's special fabric ma'am. In fact, many say it feels like the spirit of heaven has touched them with it."

"Oh, I'll take it!"


I suck at these. :rolleyes:

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 12:00 AM
"What are you writing there, son?
-I'm writing my name on my school book so no-one will steal it. See? It says "Jack's".
-That's not how you spell "Jack's", son. You've spelled it J-E-X-X."

wvstolzing
04-01-2015, 12:00 AM
"Your target is Dave Mustaine, Assassin. Frontman of Megadeth."
"Mega-Duh?"
"Mega-Deth"
"Ah, ok."

ze_topazio
04-01-2015, 12:03 AM
"Sir, there's some Italian farmer here. Says he wants passage into the city.
-Si, to pass, yo."


(okay, that was terrible)

Close enough. :cool:


Good day sir, look what I just acquired

How did you acquired such fine gem sir?

That Portuguese gentlemen who lives by the docks, Zé, I believe that's his name, he sold me this fine Topázio stone from Brazil, I believe it's called Topaz in our glorious English language.

Good god, that man is known for being a swindler, that could be a fake.

Bloody hell





Convenient .

Good afternoon Mr Namikaze!

...

Who was that Asian gentleman?

He's a business man from the country of Japan, he moved here recently, 17 weeks ago I believe.

JustPlainQuirky
04-01-2015, 12:05 AM
somewhere in montreal, a developer is writing all these genius puns down

wvstolzing
04-01-2015, 12:07 AM
What was the original username of the 'UBI BE CHANGE' guy?

ze_topazio
04-01-2015, 12:07 AM
No Assassin, you can't kill me, I'm protected by God, I have faith.

(hidden blade in the neck)

Well, I guess you had a rather Fatal Feit.

JustPlainQuirky
04-01-2015, 12:07 AM
What was the original username of the 'UBI BE CHANGE' guy?

audiorevita wasnt it?

ze_topazio
04-01-2015, 12:08 AM
What was the original username of the 'UBI BE CHANGE' guy?

Something along the lines of Auditorevita I think.


audiorevita wasnt it?

Or that.

Altair1789
04-01-2015, 12:11 AM
It was auditorevita

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 12:12 AM
If they wrote him into the game, they should just use "Ubi be change" instead.

"My dear assassins. I fear I've been fatally wounded....I believe this...*cough* ... is our last goodbye...
-No, mentor! Please! Don't leave us to fumble in the dark without your guidance!
-I will leave you....with one last advice, my students. Be the change....you want to see. You....be.... be change....."
*dies*

wvstolzing
04-01-2015, 12:13 AM
If they wrote him into the game, they should just use "Ubi be change" instead.

"My dear assassins. I fear I've been fatally wounded....I believe this...*cough* ... is our last goodbye...
-No, mentor! Please! Don't leave us to fumble in the dark without your guidance!
-I will leave you....with one last advice, my students. Be the change....you want to see. You....be.... be change....."
*dies*

This is way too solemn for that name.

It needs to be like the noise that comes out of someone's rear end.

Namikaze_17
04-01-2015, 12:14 AM
Good afternoon Mr Namikaze!

...

Who was that Asian gentleman?

He's a business man from the country of Japan, he moved here recently, 17 weeks ago I believe.


Man, you're good at this.

Matknapers18
04-01-2015, 12:16 AM
If they wrote him into the game, they should just use "Ubi be change" instead.

"My dear assassins. I fear I've been fatally wounded....I believe this...*cough* ... is our last goodbye...
-No, mentor! Please! Don't leave us to fumble in the dark without your guidance!
-I will leave you....with one last advice, my students. Be the change....you want to see. You....be.... be change....."
*dies*

I am dying right now, this is actually brilliant

Namikaze_17
04-01-2015, 12:20 AM
Samuel: "Mat, how are you my friend?"

Mat: "Fine, Samuel. Have you assassinated Knapers?"

Samuel: "Yes, yes. He was a tricky one being 18 and all. "

Mat: "Ah, short life."

Samuel: "Short, indeed."

Matknapers18
04-01-2015, 12:27 AM
Samuel: "Mat, how are you my friend?"

Mat: "Fine, Samuel. Have you assassinated Knapers?"

Samuel: "Yes, yes. He was a tricky one being 18 and all. "

Mat: "Ah, short life."

Samuel: "Short, indeed."

I don't know how to feel about this inner conflict

The 'Mat' side of me appears to be Assassin and the 'Knapers' part of me is Templar.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART NAMI </3

Namikaze_17
04-01-2015, 12:31 AM
I don't know how to feel about this inner conflict

The 'Mat' side of me appears to be Assassin and the 'Knapers' part of me is Templar.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART NAMI </3

You can only choose one. Choose wisely. ;)

wvstolzing
04-01-2015, 12:31 AM
Do one for Rino -- without taking the obvious route. I'm sure you can do it.

Time for me to call it a night -- thanks a lot for this thread, though; I needed a good laugh!

ze_topazio
04-01-2015, 12:34 AM
If they wrote him into the game, they should just use "Ubi be change" instead.

"My dear assassins. I fear I've been fatally wounded....I believe this...*cough* ... is our last goodbye...
-No, mentor! Please! Don't leave us to fumble in the dark without your guidance!
-I will leave you....with one last advice, my students. Be the change....you want to see. You....be.... be change....."
*dies*

Novice: Is this the conclusion? I protest to God now, I will insist strongly, It is fraud, Remake the life, life is very hard unlike a package, please understand that we were betrayed, It is not a spam, there is not really a method to stop the runaway God? Why did life not become the thing which the user wanted?And I tell everybody about this fact, Please tell this fact to your friend, Please confirm that I continue demanding that God remakes a fate of life, from now on for 51 years, GOD BE CHANGE OUR DESTINY.




(I actually copy pasted this from his posts, with the necessary changes of course)

Fatal-Feit
04-01-2015, 12:35 AM
''Did you see the rhino that crashed by!? Someone should put it on a leash. The poor thing was bouncing--Aaaaand I just noticed how bad this one is. I'll see myself out.

JustPlainQuirky
04-01-2015, 12:36 AM
and stay out

ze_topazio
04-01-2015, 12:38 AM
I'm going to the Zoo, they have a new rhinoceros, Rino the Bouncer.


Pretty meh I know.

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 12:40 AM
"I have a delivery for, uhh.... *checks papers* Misterrrrrr....
-I know who you're looking for. They call him the Bouncer. Very dangerous man."

Matknapers18
04-01-2015, 12:40 AM
You can only choose one. Choose wisely. ;)

http://i60.tinypic.com/28vtzbp.gif

Im not ready to make this kind of commitment!

JustPlainQuirky
04-01-2015, 12:40 AM
Dont forget to run

Sir, I know

And to leap

Sir, I know

And don't forget to-

Sir, I know to pounce her!

Namikaze_17
04-01-2015, 12:43 AM
"Gunner! Get up here!"

"Yes, father?"

"How many times must I tell you to pick up this damn Galactico toy!?"

"Sorry, father"

"IT HURT MY FOOT!"

Matknapers18
04-01-2015, 12:46 AM
"I have a delivery for, uhh.... *checks papers* Misterrrrrr....
-I know who you're looking for. They call him the Bouncer. Very dangerous man."

How are you so damn good at this?! Ubisoft need to hire you and appoint you as 'Head of the Easter Egg Department'

You have a god-given talent

JustPlainQuirky
04-01-2015, 12:48 AM
speaking of easter eggs

apparently if you get all the cakes in unity there's a "BIG" easter egg

has anyone figured it out yet?

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 01:01 AM
speaking of easter eggs

apparently if you get all the cakes in unity there's a "BIG" easter egg

has anyone figured it out yet?

I almost forgot about that! I'm dying to know. Thy said there were a few videos where some people had figured it out, but I can't find them.

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 01:12 AM
I think I figured it out, guys.

This person has uploaded all three cake Easter eggs:

1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqjunLRTC1U
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LXdIYKs1k
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9LFfJLOVcc

As you can see, nothing interesting unlocked after he ate all three of them. Disappointing.

BUT!

If you watch the videos in the order I posted them, you can see they tell a little story.


First, Arno finds a delicious-looking cake in the palace. He eats it, and it gives him health.

The second cake is in a dirty basement, surrounded by a bunch of hungry cats. Strange place to put a cake. And what's with all these cats? Arno eats it anyway, and gains health.

Third, he finds a couple of people having a lovely picnic....eating rats. On the table, next to the rats, there's a cake. Arno eats it, loses a bit of health and makes a disgusted sound.

Conclusion: these cakes are made of rats. That's why there's so many cats in the basement. When Arno finds out, he feels sick.

Shahkulu101
04-01-2015, 01:15 AM
"Let them eat cake" and "the cake is a lie" all in one Easter egg. Impressive.

Megas_Doux
04-01-2015, 01:34 AM
Nothing is impossible, every pun is permitted.


"Admit it, Templar scum! You're the one who gassed those esteemed dukes who would have signed the peace treaty!
-Me? Gas dukes? Never!"

haha, good.

SpiritOfNevaeh
04-01-2015, 01:37 AM
Too many puns in on threads. My brain hurts ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ

"... But let me die in peace. I feel my spirit is ascending into heaven... backwards."

...........

........

......

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

See what I did there?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 01:44 AM
Too many puns in on threads. My brain hurts ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ

"... But let me die in peace. I feel my spirit is ascending into heaven... backwards."

...........

........

......

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

See what I did there?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/3972148_o.gif

EscoBlades
04-01-2015, 01:50 AM
Tehehe.

Also there are more than 3 cakes to find in Unity. Just saying ;)

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 01:53 AM
Tehehe.

Also there are more than 3 cakes to find in Unity. Just saying ;)

:eek:

Damn it, there goes my weekend.

JustPlainQuirky
04-01-2015, 02:11 AM
A wild Esco appeared

*throws a pokeball*

HiddenKiller612
04-01-2015, 03:42 AM
Newspaper clipping:

Death at 612 maple lane

"Killer suspected to be hidden as John Willard entered his home... Death was instantaneous."

Markaccus
04-01-2015, 10:33 AM
Ok, even though i have apparently missed the game of inserting ones username into ac games, i want to play.....

"I notice that you assassins tend to make sure your targets die without much suffering"

"Yes, you can consider quickly killing our MARK A CUStom of the order".

It almost makes sense.
Sorry.
I'll get my coat.
<leaves>

Alphacos007
04-01-2015, 01:42 PM
Damn I missed the party. I'm really bad at making puns, but I'll give it a try.

*2 NPCs walking on the zoo*
"Look at that Wolf! He is beautiful, isn't he?"
"Yea, he must be the Alpha, cos' he is the biggest one around."

Ok sorry, I'll see myself out.

http://global3.memecdn.com/oh-ill-just-see-myself-out_o_757760.gif

wvstolzing
04-01-2015, 01:53 PM
Damn I missed the party. I'm really bad at making puns, but I'll give it a try.

*2 NPCs walking on the zoo*
"Look at that Wolf! He is beautiful, isn't he?"
"Yea, he must be the Alpha, cos' he is the biggest one around."

Ok sorry, I'll see myself out.

http://global3.memecdn.com/oh-ill-just-see-myself-out_o_757760.gif

Is that Chris Morris?

Markaccus
04-01-2015, 02:04 PM
Damn I missed the party. I'm really bad at making puns, but I'll give it a try.

*2 NPCs walking on the zoo*
"Look at that Wolf! He is beautiful, isn't he?"
"Yea, he must be the Alpha, cos' he is the biggest one around."

Ok sorry, I'll see myself out.

http://global3.memecdn.com/oh-ill-just-see-myself-out_o_757760.gif

Yeah, i might use that window, too. It's the least I can do.

Hans684
04-01-2015, 02:42 PM
In a peace meeting with Assassins.
*After a while every guard and commander gets a mysterious letter*
"Execute order 684" it says...
The cold wind drifts trough the room before ever solider pulls out their guns.... BANG!
Every one in the meeting gets slaughtered in their chairs.
[....]
The soldiers meets their Templar GM.
GM: "Great work Hans, you have proven a worthy member"
Bla Bla bla and the story continues.
[...]
Guard1: "Hey! have your of the order 684?"
Guard2: "No, what happened?"
Guard1: "Some guy named Hans and his team killed some guys by the order if some other guy."
Guard2: "And?"
Guard1: "He was latter killed on his way out of the toilet by another guy that he was sent to kill, that other guy went home for some kind of ring he forgot when he left with his wife."

I'll see myself out.

http://global3.memecdn.com/oh-ill-just-see-myself-out_o_757760.gif

Alphacos007
04-01-2015, 03:12 PM
Is that Chris Morris?

No idea who the guy is, it's just a gif that I have around for reactions :p

And holy crap Hans, with all due respect, you managed to make one worse than mine.

ze_topazio
04-01-2015, 03:26 PM
I quite like that animal, Alphacos, it ranks number 007 in my favorite animals list.

Sir, the correct name is Alpaca.

...

Alphacos007
04-01-2015, 03:38 PM
I quite like that animal, Alphacos, it ranks number 007 in my favorite animals list.

Sir, the correct name is Alpaca.

...

I'd die if this ever appeared on the game. I'd buy a thousand copies of it and give away to every friend I have so they could hear it.

http://i.memeful.com/media/post/PM0zodL_700wa_0.gif

Hans684
04-01-2015, 05:22 PM
And holy crap Hans, with all due respect, you managed to make one worse than mine.

Thanks.

But I mixed order 66 and a death scene from Pulp Fiction so I don't fell that bad.

Democrito_71
04-01-2015, 10:23 PM
2 bookwriters talking loudly to each other in a Library

Writer 1 "Hey, have you ever heard of the quote "It is greed to do all the talking but not want to listen at all."?

Writer 2" Yes, Iv'e read in a few books about a philosopher from Ancient Greece for a few years ago"

Writer 1 "Ah so you read greek literature? Then you must know who it is!"

Writer 2 "I can't remember who but it was something with Demo as I recall"

Writer 1 "You remember almost correctly Sir, the greek philosophers name is Democritus!"

Writer 2 "Ah yes! That's his name! His quotes are so deep and very thoughtful"

Writer 1 "Yes exactly! God I love reading his quotes! I do usually refer to him as Democrito for fun!"

Writer 2 "Have you ever been to Sweden?"

Writer 1 "Can't say I have Sir"

Writer 2 "If you would cross Sweden one day, you must try to eat their Semlor"

Writer 1 "What is a Semlor??"

Writer 2 "A Semla is a traditional Swedish sweet roll with almond paste and whip cream. I must have eaten more than 70 of those when I was there!"

Writer 1 "Semlor sound very tasty, Sir. Perhaps I do eat one myself if I my path would cross Sweden one day!"

Writer 2 "Come to think of it, I must have eaten exactly 71 Semlor!

SixKeys
04-01-2015, 10:39 PM
In a peace meeting with Assassins.
*After a while every guard and commander gets a mysterious letter*
"Execute order 684" it says...
The cold wind drifts trough the room before ever solider pulls out their guns.... BANG!
Every one in the meeting gets slaughtered in their chairs.
[....]
The soldiers meets their Templar GM.
GM: "Great work Hans, you have proven a worthy member"
Bla Bla bla and the story continues.
[...]
Guard1: "Hey! have your of the order 684?"
Guard2: "No, what happened?"
Guard1: "Some guy named Hans and his team killed some guys by the order if some other guy."
Guard2: "And?"
Guard1: "He was latter killed on his way out of the toilet by another guy that he was sent to kill, that other guy went home for some kind of ring he forgot when he left with his wife."

I'll see myself out.

http://global3.memecdn.com/oh-ill-just-see-myself-out_o_757760.gif

Lots of suicides on the forums today. :p

Markaccus
04-01-2015, 11:00 PM
Lots of suicides on the forums today. :p

Its the shame of all the really poor puns.

Fatal-Feit
04-01-2015, 11:51 PM
Some names just aren't meant to be used. :p

I-Like-Pie45
04-02-2015, 02:02 AM
omg i missed silvermercy

ze_topazio
04-02-2015, 10:56 AM
I thought of you Pie, when she appeared, how disappointed you would be for not being around.

wvstolzing
04-02-2015, 11:07 PM
No I don't have anything better to do with my time. Some more puns. Apologies to all related parties:

(1)

Assassin 1: Look at him... look at that punk. 17 years old, and already an 'Elite' Apprentice.
Assassin 2: Ah, the Regional Deputy Mentor's nephew... Sure got promoted fast. They say he's brave, though.
Assassin 1: Brave! No way! He's a chicken! And shy, and clumsy too. Man!
Assassin 2: A meek-a ss, eh?
Assassin 1: 17! Can you imagine! I spent 17 years gathering creed points, just to get to Advanced Enforcer....
Assassin 2: And they say the Borgia were nepotists.

(2)

[The Mentor's office. Rebecca rushes in, followed by the Head of Assassin IT]
H.A.IT: My sincerest apologies, mentor; I can't reason with this woman, she says she...
Rebecca: Mentor, I have a discovered a secret that will increase the efficiency of our hackers tenfold, but this relic of a man says he....
Mentor: Calm down, both of you. One at a time; Rebecca, tell me what you've discovered.
Rebecca: Mentor, we all know that the dominance of the QWERTY keyboard layout is a global Templar conspiracy.
Mentor: Yes, yes; and we did challenge it, didn't we? Need I remind you of the fate of that illustrious Assassin, August Dvorak?
Rebecca: Recently, though, we've found out
H.A.IT: This is just nonsense. Just... just nonsense, I say!
Rebecca: Listen, this is important! We've recently found out that the Templars simply adapted the QWERTY layout from First-Civilization keyboards.
Mentor: Interesting....
Rebecca: And from what we've deciphered from the 'phoenix' project, we now know that the precursor race was very different from us in finger length, and strength.
H.A.IT: So? This... this is just, just absurdity!
Mentor: Let her finish; go on, Rebecca.
Rebecca: Well, I've done some tests, and it turns out that if we simply switch the positions of the 'K' and the 'T' keys, we can type about 75% faster. Think of the boost in productivity!
Mentor: So it would no longer be a 'QWERTY' keyboard, but a...
H.A.IT: I can't believe you're listening to this drivel, mentor. This... this is just plain....
Rebecca: 'QWERKY', mentor.

** Intermission **

(3)
Assassin 1: I won't sugar-coat it, folks. Things are looking pretty bad. Our Zinc stocks have nearly depleted, and I need not remind you how important Zinc is, to us Assassins.
Assassin 2: We're lost without Zinc!
Assassin 3: Zinc is to us Assassins, what Element Zero was to Commander Shepard. We're in dire straits indeed.
Mark Knopfler: You bet.
Assassin 1: That's why this heist is of vital importance. We've discovered a huge zinc deposit right here (points to map). Now, I need some volunteers. This will be a dangerous mission, brothers; so if you have any previous experience in stealing Zinc, please step forward.
W: [With a heavy German accent] Please call me by my code name, ja? I am W, und here ist mein colleague, Herr V.
V: Hallo. We are both volunteering.
Assassin 2: And so am I. Let's get going.
Assassin 1: I really want to make sure you have previous experience -- [addresses (2)] I know you've stolen some Zinc before, but our German friends here... W?
W: V stole Zinc before, but I haven't; but I learn quickly.

Namikaze_17
04-02-2015, 11:15 PM
Assassin 1: Look at him... look at that punk. 17 years old, and already an 'Elite' Apprentice.
Assassin 2: Ah, the Regional Deputy Mentor's nephew... Sure got promoted fast. They say he's brave, though.
Assassin 1: Brave! No way! He's a chicken! And shy, and clumsy too. Man!
Assassin 2: A meek-a ss, eh?
Assassin 1: 17! Can you imagine! I spent 17 years gathering creed points, just to get to Advanced Enforcer....
Assassin 2: And they say the Borgia were nepotists.

http://i.imgur.com/Ay29K.jpg

SixKeys
04-02-2015, 11:19 PM
http://www.venkatmails.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Obama-Not-Bad.jpg

kangarooyo
04-03-2015, 02:27 AM
Whoa.

rrebe
04-03-2015, 12:12 PM
omg, so many puns... :D


Person1: You know those kids in this neighborhood? I think they're going through some rebellious phase.
Person2: I say they're just monsters! And there's 42 of them!
Person1: Goodness gracious!

:rolleyes:
(my old username was rebelmonster42)

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1381798840/5311820.gif

Namikaze_17
04-03-2015, 02:20 PM
"Aww, that's a cute dog you have there, what's its name?"

"We call it re-beeeeeehhh!!!!"

"Bless you."

"Thank you. But its name is rebel."

rrebe
04-03-2015, 08:39 PM
"Aww, that's a cute dog you have there, what's its name?"

"We call it re-beeeeeehhh!!!!"

"Bless you."

"Thank you. But its name is rebel."

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-11542-NPH-thumbs-up-gif-Imgur-Swi2.gif

wvstolzing
04-03-2015, 09:20 PM
Thanks.

But I mixed order 66 and a death scene from Pulp Fiction so I don't fell that bad.

Another MD scenario:

[Two Assassin hackers]
Assassin 1: Hey, Six! Don't you think it's a good thing Abstergo added that 'share' button on the new Helix controller?
Assassin 6: Yep, so many potential initiates now. And with that buggy netcode they have it's a piece of cake to... [ZZZT! Crash!] Oh snap!
Assassin 1: What happened?
Assassin 6: System crash. Oh crap.. it'll be a while before I get everything up and running.
Assassin 1: In the meantime I guess we could pick up on that little discussion we were having the other day.
Assassin 6: What disc....? Oh, there's no discussion there, sir. It's the final version that counts. Greedo. Shot. First.
Assassin 1: Han shot first, deal with it. That's how it was, that's how it will remain. And you *know* the special editions were commissioned by the Templars.
Assassin 6: No Assassin codename 1, that's the prequels. And don't go all Templar on me again. You have no respect for the artist's final vision? That gracefully sliding neck? Greedo shot first.
Assassin 1: Say it now, Assassin codename 6: Han... say it! Come on! Han... Six! say it!
Assassin 6: For the love of god stop it, will you! Greedo shot first! Oh, system back up. Shut up now, I'm recruiting somebody.

[edit: fixed it, kind of]