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Alright, just got this in an email, if someone has posted i don't care.
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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a ******.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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Message Edited on 07/18/0311:56PM by dmaskiew89
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Alright, just got this in an email, if someone has posted i don't care.
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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a ******.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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<center>"What if The War Could be Finished Today?"-Morpheus</center>
Message Edited on 07/18/0311:56PM by dmaskiew89
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funny stuff there dmask.....lol
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We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends
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thanks nj[img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif[/img]
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i have the 50 worst pickup lines ever to but it's inapropriet(can't spell it[img]/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif[/img] )
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Message Edited on 07/19/0312:00AM by dmaskiew89
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LOL
Great stuff, if you find more, post it on the site. lol.
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Bid my blood to run, before I come undone, save me from the nothing I've become...."
"Evanescence - Bring me to Life" - Fallen
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will do.
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not meny people on tonight...
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nah its dead.......not bothered myself.........
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Sir Francis Bacon:
We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends
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