What is up with this game? I can hardly type I am so mad! What the hell were these developers thinking.
I have not yet been able to figure out how this game is supposed to make me rich, give me beutiful women at my feet, all the beer and pizza I can handle. Why the hell was all this not included in the game? Jeeze...think I will have to uninstall this game and get my money back. Who the heck do these people think they are not giving me everything that I want.
The "REAL" WickedWeasel
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What is up with this game? I can hardly type I am so mad! What the hell were these developers thinking.
I have not yet been able to figure out how this game is supposed to make me rich, give me beutiful women at my feet, all the beer and pizza I can handle. Why the hell was all this not included in the game? Jeeze...think I will have to uninstall this game and get my money back. Who the heck do these people think they are not giving me everything that I want.
The "REAL" WickedWeasel
They just didn't want you to get fat with all that beer and pizza. Oh, wait. That's what the women were for, right?
Oh, Dear God ...... not ANOTHER one !!!
THIS GAME SUCKS ! ... THIS GAME IS CR*P ! ... CRYTEC ARE ROBBERS ! ... IF I DON'T GET WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW I'LL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I'M SICK ! ... YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY MY MOMMY SAYS I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD !! ...
Yes.... we all know what your going to say ..... "I get more cash, women and booze than any of YOU could handle in ALL my other games, WHY NOT in this PIECE OF <font color="FF0099">*EDIT*</font color> ???"
As no-one else in this forum, as far as I can determine, has raised this complaint before, have you ever considered that the problem may not be the fault of the developer, but may be down to the fact that your rig is just not up to the job.
This is very much a NEXT-GENERATION game, and it is, frankly, simply childish to even think that your computer, just because it was all right for older games, will be able to handle ALL of the amazing features available in Far Cry in the highest detail.
I know that it may be difficult for you to accept that your rig may not be the most powerful rig in the world, (I am sure that it was the best that mommy could afford at the time), but I really do think - and I am trying to be constructive here - that you should give serious thought to upgrading RIGHT NOW ... no matter how much it costs.
Believe me ... the moment Val removes that bikini, steps out of the screen carrying that bottle of booze and that wad of banknotes, with the water droplets rolling slowly down her gleaming, naked, suntanned body, and crawls slowly under your desk ... will make it worth every single penny.
(Hint: Keep her away from the keyboard and all live electrical appliances until she dries off.)
Hope that this will prove helpful ....
[This message was edited by Richie_B43 on Sun May 23 2004 at 08:18 AM.]
[This message was edited by Kimi on Sun May 23 2004 at 07:56 PM.]
To Kimi and all other female Fry Cry players who may read my previous post, I forgot to mention that Crytek, to comply with the EU Sexual Equality Act, will probably be required to provide an option which will allow the aforementioned Val character to be replaced with the Jack character or other selected male character. This may well be resolved in a future patch.
The decision to use, (or not use), this option - which will be available to all - will of course be left entirely up to each individual player, to suit his/her personal preference. (After all, who are we to judge...?)
Anyone with a desire for a wild pig, a selection of mutants, fish or birds to be made available for this out-of-monitor experience should discuss this directly with Cytek (or some specialist modder). If this is possible - and I don't see why not - I am sure that a private and confidential download could be arranged.
(Note: The keyboard/electrical appliances hint in the previous post applies to whichever gender/species is selected.)
[This message was edited by Richie_B43 on Sun May 23 2004 at 10:18 AM.]
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richie_B43:
This may well be resolved in a future patch.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Crytek will never finish the 1.2 patch!!!!!11 WHen is it ******* out??/
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