"Houston, we have a problem here." Jack Swigert, Apollo 13, on April 13th.
"You want it when?"
"Most people miss opportunity because it is
dressed in coveralls and looks like work." Thomas Edison
I just heard this one and kind of like it. I think there is some truth to that, don't you?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by labylou:
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. - The Borg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Seen on a bumper sticker:
WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
I used to be a know-it-all. Then I made a wish...
I wished to be happy instead of angry all the time.
I forgot it all.
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
KI 435254- Tapestry shard
Common sense is not so common
In my Lord Jesus Christ I've nothing to hide.
A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest
(Paul Simon - The Boxer)