Funny moment was when I was first experimenting with using the Raufoss Ammo + VSS. I was playing conflict on overpass (the map with the highway running through the middle) and our team was getting pinned down at our spawn tunnel. I was prone on the landing of one of the stairs going up to the Bodark's vantage point, and I misjudged the angle I had on the street below, and ended up emtpying a whole clip of frag ammo into the floor 3 inches from my face... probably the most skillfully stupid suicide I've ever had in the game so far.
I got two in the same game (Conflict rig). One was a player's stupidity the other was a WTF?!?! moment.
First is at an objective in that little room under the ladder in the hallway between the two spawns. Clean the room out, when I turn around and get incapacitated (but not killed) by an enemy running in from the other side. He then proceeds to set a claymore next to the objective (Not noticing I was still alive) and afterwards begins taking the objective. I crawl over to him set off the claymore and kill us both. I don't get credit for the kill or objective denial, but I stopped him from taking it.
The second is in the "computer room" (The room under what looks like a helipad) I set a stun mine on one of the doors when an enemy comes barrelling in. I knife him, get credit for the kill and stunning him, but my stun mine takes me down. I notice I have the "[SQUARE] Revive Teammate" message though, so I hold square, revive myself, get 750 points, and proceed to collapse again. Again though I have the revive message, so I revive myself again and get another 750 points. All in all I think I got like 2000 points from this little mishap.
I'm on Ghost on Market first 30 seconds of the round, and I get to the train station on our side with my MSR with OTR to highlight for my team mates. I see an enemy in the Bodark sniper nest directly across on the other side of the map, he runs off to the right towards the staircase. Strange, he didn't run down the steps, why? He crouches down and puts something down on the ground, probably a jammer? Who knows. Better shoot it just in case, whilst my team mates are going for that set of stairs. I fire a single round of my MSR into whatever that guy has put down, and BOOM! It was a claymore, and the guy that planted it died with it!
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Came up from behind a guy while he was snapped in cover. Was meaning to throw a flash grenade, but forgot I had my EMP grenade launcher out. For whatever reason, I shot the guy with a direct impact. It forced his head in the while and I killed him.
Evicted on siege
On the defending side I spawned in the attacker spawn @5:00 started runninng and the red tape countdown starts countin and theres nothing i could do but run n say WTF
Yes, just now. The enemy stunned me real close to the objective. The objective timer was at 10 seconds. He went first for the obj but figured out I would probaly wake up before he capped it. So he let go of the objective and tried to hack me but I was too close to the objective so he ended up latching on to the obj again. At which point my teammate killed him. He got nothing.
I was doing something in our universe so I placed my character behind cover. Lo and behold, some ******* team kills me because he thought I was camping in my spawn (this is siege btw). So I start calling him a **** face and proceed to ring around the rosie while shooting to let the enemy know where we were. He gets far enough and I hit him with a nade "BOOM", team kill for me . He starts saying, "you mad?" like he's cool because anybody who says that is apparantly a comedian. I keep ringing around the rossie then he runs off and I throw another nade at him and he falls back into the other team's hands and they shoot his face off like on face off. I lol hard and I ask him;
Playing conflict with randoms in Mill. We had the Ghosts beat down pretty bad, denying them just about every objective. The last one happens to be in the ruins near their spawn with about 30 seconds left to go. I figure I'm already near by, might as well cap it. I notice my teammate, a random engineer, has my back while I'm hacking the objective with only seconds left in the game. Suddenly a Ghost rifleman pops his head up above the wall to my left. Before I can even react, the engineer flashbulbs him! I hear the tell tale "Gah!" from the Ghost followed by his uninterrupted automatic fire! The engineer calmly stood his ground as the rifleman blindly sprayed bullets at everything but us then switched weapons and drilled a couple rounds into the Ghost's face as the objective was capped and the game ended. What a good way to start the day.
Every time I replay that in my head, I imagine the engineer sayin' "Dude, you wanna see something funny?" before he fires the flash.