MWolfe1963
{This study was so confusing, I may have to edit it a few times to get it correct and in proper order. The study of dumb people can often leave you baffled and confused yourself}
I posted this at the other forum. Many members there claimed to be the dumbest, so I set out to prove Wern was the dumbest of all time ,not only there but here as well. With Wolferz back, I feel better about offering this study here as well. However, I will have to chose another person here to make a comparion in stupidity. Someone really dumb, to prove Wern is even Dumber...
In recent threads the debate continues regarding which person is the dumbest member here. Celeon claims to be, but I feel his stupidity still doesn't equal that of Wernher, so to prove my point I took the matter upon myself to prove why Wern is the dumbest person here. I know we have several members stating they're dumber than these two, but I think the evidence will clearly point out that Wern is possibly the dumbest member in our forum history.
Here is the result of that study of genealogy. It was a very complex study.
This is the earliest known picture of Wern taken before his rumored mother was sent into hiding somewhere in the deep south. It clearly offers us some clues regarding Wern's stupidity, but all we do is speculate here, was Wern born stupid and clumsy or did he suffer brain damage before
preventative measures were taken?
However, further studies offer us more clues that Wern was simply born stupid. I traced his lineage back to this man.
Records show us this man picked up a young gal somewhere in the mountains of Virginia to wash his undergarments. Rumors state she was short haired and ugly. One night before this man fought Robert E. Lee, being very afraid, he got drunk again, stumbled out of his wagon and mistook the lady garment cleaner as a captured confederate prisoner and forced himself on her. Later she got pregnant and he discarded her. She gave birth behind a big bush and had a son. She had no last name, but seeing the bush, she took on the last name "Bush", for her and her son Sam
Sam grew up, got 40 acres and a mule from the government. Sam was known for throwing rocks and robbing those that used a dirt road that passed through his land. One day he hit a rather famous and smart "Jefferson Clinton" with a rock and was arrested. The rock was used as evidence and was later found to be steel ore. Sam paid Clinton off and became rich and dumb.
Sam kept many prostitutes that had children, but Sam and his wife took them for their own and raised them rich and dumb. This leads us to Wern's grandfather
.
He had a few children. Rumors speculate that he murdered his wife in a staged car wreck and later had an affair with a Kennedy, but eventually gave birth to Wern's father, who was shot down over the pacific.
Wern's father {child unknown}
He married a ugly older gal named Barbara, but records and DNA prove that she wasn't Wern's mother. Seems this man why visiting the south also had an affair with a gal with the last name "Lewis" and fathered two children by her, Wern and Jerry Lee.
Picture of Wern's brother Jerry Lee.
Later, Wern's father met up with another lady, got her drunk and forced himself upon her and she gave birth to Wern's half brother Forrest, who appears to be the smartest of the entire family.
Wern's father denied that he fathered these three children, stating DNA testing was flawed.Returning home, he later gave birth to Wern's other half brother,
Sadly, it appears Wern may be the dumbest, despite their stupidity, at least the other brainless wits in his lineage did achieve some success and fame. Wern later changed his name and became a cop.
His only claim to fame was a small film posted about him on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOVku...eature=related
He was later not allowed a patrol car and put on bike patrol, then this happened and
he was put on foot patrol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYWOy...eature=related
Wern spent many years doing foot patrol, lost a lot of weight, bleached his hair and
became a cop in another city...During a recorded cop psychology interview years later, Wern
relives past events..even discusses why he tazed himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2e3T8AOv6Y
Cel is dumb for sure, but Wern is clearly dumber....
I rest my case...
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