1. #11
    Originally Posted by Katealyst Go to original post



    Hey House Fans!

    We are looking to hear your favorite House quotes. What are your favorite quotes from the House show? Post them in this thread. Who knows, maybe you will see them in our in-game launcher.

    Some Quote Sites:

    House MD Quotes

    House MD Guide Quotes

    My Favorites:

    "Like I always say, there’s no 'I' in 'team'. There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

    "Are you … comparing me to God? I mean, that’s great, but just so you know, I’ve never made a tree."

    "And humility is an important quality. Especially if you’re wrong a lot…. Of course, when you’re right, self-doubt doesn’t help anybody, does it?"

    Wilson- "You're jealous of an eleven year old 'cause you are an eleven year old."
    House- Opens muth with food in it.
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  2. #12
    Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.
    From Paternity.

    No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate.
    From Occam's Razor.
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  3. #13
    Great quotes!

    Best,
    House MD Team
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  4. #14

    Favorite House Quotes

    "If you talk to God you are religious, if God talks to you, you're psychotic."
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  5. #15
    "There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained. Eventually."
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  6. #16
    "Antibodies are stupid like that."
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  7. #17

    One caveat: I've moved past threesomes. I'm now into foursomes.
    -The Mistake season 2
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  8. #18
    Favorite quote to date from the game.

    "These clinic hours aren't going to distribute themselves!"

    Bahaha That one got me good for some reason.
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