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    Assassins Creed will suck !!


    Oh my good lord..
    The culmination of thousands of years of Evolution.. xD
    Connor`s such a jerk that he builds an Inn for 2 travelers he`s such a jerk that he helps a man being mugged, he`s such a jerk that he sacrifices his revenge for the Colonists` freedom, he`s such a jerk that he saved entire American cities in the east coast from Templars, he`s such a jerk that he grants a dying Biddle his wish of not taking the Randolph as a prize, He`s such a jerk that he saves a woman from her harassing husband, he`s such a jerk that he saves a foreigner from bullies, he`s such a jerk that he liberates the entire cities of Boston and NY, he`s such a jerk that he provides 2 farmers with a new farm, he`s such a jerk that he funds a house of worship that is not of his belief, he`s such a jerk that he saves Prudence from a bear,

    he`s such a jerk that he helps Norris with his love life, he`s such a jerk that he risked his life bringing Achilles his painting and old robes, he`s such a jerk that he travels to Boston and New York simply to bring materials for the homesteaders, he`s such a jerk that he refuses to call the homesteaders his townsfolk, preferring to instead call them his friends, he`s such a jerk that he`s the first protagonist to offer an Assassin-Templar alliance, he`s such a Jerk he built an entire town for colonists and gave them new lives. He`s such a Jerk that he`s happy for the Colonists when they win their freedom, he`s such a jerk that he gives Lee a chance for one last drink, he`s such a Jerk that he stops Putnam from kicking Hickey after his death, teaching us all that no matter how low a human being sinks, "still a man"....MAN, Connor is SUCH a selfish jerk

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    What is this...i don't even.....

    "The game is made by Apple" WUT??!

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    Haha. Awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EscoBlades View Post
    What is this...i don't even.....

    "The game is made by Apple" WUT??!
    Exactly
    Connor`s such a jerk that he builds an Inn for 2 travelers he`s such a jerk that he helps a man being mugged, he`s such a jerk that he sacrifices his revenge for the Colonists` freedom, he`s such a jerk that he saved entire American cities in the east coast from Templars, he`s such a jerk that he grants a dying Biddle his wish of not taking the Randolph as a prize, He`s such a jerk that he saves a woman from her harassing husband, he`s such a jerk that he saves a foreigner from bullies, he`s such a jerk that he liberates the entire cities of Boston and NY, he`s such a jerk that he provides 2 farmers with a new farm, he`s such a jerk that he funds a house of worship that is not of his belief, he`s such a jerk that he saves Prudence from a bear,

    he`s such a jerk that he helps Norris with his love life, he`s such a jerk that he risked his life bringing Achilles his painting and old robes, he`s such a jerk that he travels to Boston and New York simply to bring materials for the homesteaders, he`s such a jerk that he refuses to call the homesteaders his townsfolk, preferring to instead call them his friends, he`s such a jerk that he`s the first protagonist to offer an Assassin-Templar alliance, he`s such a Jerk he built an entire town for colonists and gave them new lives. He`s such a Jerk that he`s happy for the Colonists when they win their freedom, he`s such a jerk that he gives Lee a chance for one last drink, he`s such a Jerk that he stops Putnam from kicking Hickey after his death, teaching us all that no matter how low a human being sinks, "still a man"....MAN, Connor is SUCH a selfish jerk

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    What a idiot. For one Apple does not make video games Assassins Creed is not a RPG so sorry you can't play a cat with night-vision. I don't think he has ever played a Assassins Creed game in his life.

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    I sure hope he was just trolling. If not, well...

    Anyone else notice he went from reason 1, 7 then 2? :P
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    This has to be a joke. He's to over the top to be serious


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    Got told on Twitter that it might be a parody of another youtuber that does videos in that style. Cracked me up all the same, haha

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    Yes indeed:

    The culmination of thousands of years of evolution
    ...and some of you guys didn't even realise this was a joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by n00bfi_97 View Post
    Yes indeed:



    ...and some of you guys didn't even realise this was a joke...
    Hey, a Joke gets a joking reaction.
    That comment was a joke, buddy
    Connor`s such a jerk that he builds an Inn for 2 travelers he`s such a jerk that he helps a man being mugged, he`s such a jerk that he sacrifices his revenge for the Colonists` freedom, he`s such a jerk that he saved entire American cities in the east coast from Templars, he`s such a jerk that he grants a dying Biddle his wish of not taking the Randolph as a prize, He`s such a jerk that he saves a woman from her harassing husband, he`s such a jerk that he saves a foreigner from bullies, he`s such a jerk that he liberates the entire cities of Boston and NY, he`s such a jerk that he provides 2 farmers with a new farm, he`s such a jerk that he funds a house of worship that is not of his belief, he`s such a jerk that he saves Prudence from a bear,

    he`s such a jerk that he helps Norris with his love life, he`s such a jerk that he risked his life bringing Achilles his painting and old robes, he`s such a jerk that he travels to Boston and New York simply to bring materials for the homesteaders, he`s such a jerk that he refuses to call the homesteaders his townsfolk, preferring to instead call them his friends, he`s such a jerk that he`s the first protagonist to offer an Assassin-Templar alliance, he`s such a Jerk he built an entire town for colonists and gave them new lives. He`s such a Jerk that he`s happy for the Colonists when they win their freedom, he`s such a jerk that he gives Lee a chance for one last drink, he`s such a Jerk that he stops Putnam from kicking Hickey after his death, teaching us all that no matter how low a human being sinks, "still a man"....MAN, Connor is SUCH a selfish jerk

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