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[dmallon589]

HELLO INTERNET - WELCOME TO THE RECRUITING THREAD FOR NON-JUDICIAL PUNISHMENT.

Apply Now through our Website - Click "Application", fill it out, and submit.





Up until discovering this clan, you've probably come to accept the fact that all gaming communities that excel in online competitive shooters are packed to the brim with a bunch of red-faced virgin try-hards.

We're here to disprove that theory. Basically as you're reading this, you're experiencing that life-changing acid trip you never went on, or that's still locked away in your spinal fluid. We're a well established gaming community that originated with the game All Points Bulletin. Since then we've slowly been getting our invites into the GRO closed beta, which holds a promising chance of being a decent competitive third person shooter.

We're not a clan for everyone. We're after specific personalities that will better enhance our ability to be constantly entertained. Our goal is having a good time, above all else, however, our idea of a good time might not be everyone's. Hilarity will ensue, regardless. We'd like to continue this trend of being awesome, so if you're not at least confident in your gaming performance (and don't bullsiht yourself), don't apply. It's blunt, it's harsh, that's life unfortunately. For the rest of you, read on.

Random facts that pertain to our clan are as follows:
-Microphone required
-No hacks, no bullsiht. Zero Tolerance. Hacks mean self-esteem issues, and we don't coincide well with self-esteem issues. However, if you do hack and you're looking for a solid plan, suicide is always a viable option.
-No pointless rank structure, the only thing that accomplishes is inflated egos (my ego is big enough).
-Preferred 18+ (however, redeeming qualities for your imprompt birth timing could still qualify you, if you're lucky - don't count on it).
-If you lack a sense of humor, don't apply.
-While we're an exceptionally laid back group, you're still required not to suck at this game (important).
-We don't want people who cry about everything or make excuses for their absence of talent.
-If you find yourself frequently rage quitting, don't apply.
-If you find yourself frequently eliciting a person's urge to rage quit, apply.
-A basic understanding of the english language is always a plus (we only speak English).
-Colorful imaginative vocabulary is an even bigger plus. If you have questions, ask.

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CURRENT ROSTER:
PunjiStick
Yodels
Yodles
MagicMan
Synchronosiss
xSyphonx
Blankz
Synful
TrackRodderman
JayP
OneGirlOneCup

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If you're looking to apply, visit our website at: www.njpapb.com - click "Application", fill it out, and submit it. Finally, continue to hit refresh until you get a response.

I can't stress enough that microphone communication is required. If you're too insecure to log into mumble before you play and actually participate with the community, don't bother joining us. We're not looking for social outcasts.

[dmallon589]

HAPPY EASTER

That is all.

[dmallon589]

Now's your chance to be one of the founding members of our GRO community, apply today - www.njpapb.com

[dmallon589]

Here's our current line up:

PunjiStick
Yodels
Yodles
MagicMan
Synchronosiss
xSyphonx
Blankz
Synfull
TrackRodderman
JayP
OneGirlOneCup

Apply today www.njpapb.com

We're coming from APB, still pending a domain name change once we come up with something more universal.

[dmallon589]

To the TOP....and I mean, ALL the way up.

[dmallon589]

New logo pic updated on the main post.

[aaamazingxxx]

I remeber seeing you guys in APB : Reloaded, good luck with the clan.

[dmallon589]

Thanks man, you got one already or what?

[aaamazingxxx]

If by "got one" you mean a code, then yep.

[dmallon589]

meant a clan, lol.